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Derivative
01-13-2013, 04:22 AM
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Leaders lead by example

maybeshewill13
01-13-2013, 04:23 AM
GOAT our GAWD! :bowdown:

kuniva_dAMiGhTy
01-13-2013, 04:25 AM
Bu-bu-butt, Kobe is doing everything it takes to win! He doesn't care about some silly scoring title!! :oldlol:

brandonislegend
01-13-2013, 04:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfPdoiC94MY

that picture is pretty good, but this ones better.

Deuce Bigalow
01-13-2013, 04:28 AM
****ing ******

Deuce Bigalow
01-13-2013, 04:31 AM
Bu-bu-butt, Kobe is doing everything it takes to win! He doesn't care about some silly scoring title!! :oldlol:
If he cared so much for it, then why didn't he play and score 38 points vs the Kings last season? That would have gave him the scoring title.

Derivative
01-13-2013, 04:35 AM
If he cared so much for it, then why didn't he play and score 38 points vs the Kings last season? That would have gave him the scoring title.

because that would be extremely obvious and embarassing

mamba cares about his image

MMM
01-13-2013, 04:49 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHBFHj9Ev9Q&feature=youtu.be

McgeeBe

PyrrhusX
01-13-2013, 04:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfPdoiC94MY

that picture is pretty good, but this ones better.

WELL DONE :applause:
A thread, troll or not, about Kobe and you bring up Russell Westbrook, who has not, and probebly never will, be defensive first team.

Well done once again, your brain capacity is amazing.

brandonislegend
01-13-2013, 05:18 AM
WELL DONE :applause:
A thread, troll or not, about Kobe and you bring up Russell Westbrook, who has not, and probebly never will, be defensive first team.

Well done once again, your brain capacity is amazing.

Damn is that your boyfriend or something you come to defend him like he's your man :roll:

White Mamba
01-13-2013, 05:20 AM
there are 8 threads by you about kobe just in the first page!!!

get a life

Derivative
01-13-2013, 05:22 AM
they are 8 threads by you about kobe just in the first page!!!

get a life


actually just 4

andgar923
01-13-2013, 05:30 AM
There are 8 threads by you about kobe just in the first page!!!

get a life


fixed that for you

White Mamba
01-13-2013, 05:33 AM
fixed that for you
thx:hammerhead:

andgar923
01-13-2013, 05:37 AM
thx:hammerhead:

It happens.:cheers:

imdaman99
01-13-2013, 05:48 AM
this guy eats, sleeps, and shits kobe :oldlol:

scandisk_
01-13-2013, 06:04 AM
this guy eats, sleeps, and shits kobe :oldlol:

seriously :oldlol:

Doctor Rivers
01-13-2013, 09:00 AM
actually just 4

LOL


mmmm kobe

Kiddlovesnets
01-13-2013, 10:23 AM
Why are there so many Kobe threads here? I mean, its about time to move on and focus on the top players nowadays. Lettuce discuss Lebron, CP3, Durant, Harden and Melo, these are the top 5 players in NBA right now. No need to be obsessed with an old washed up player who will be out of the league in like less than 2 years.

Bigsmoke
01-13-2013, 10:43 AM
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Calabis
01-13-2013, 10:43 AM
Why are there so many Kobe threads here? I mean, its about time to move on and focus on the top players nowadays. Lettuce discuss Lebron, CP3, Durant, Harden and Melo, these are the top 5 players in NBA right now. No need to be obsessed with an old washed up player who will be out of the league in like less than 2 years.

Ah shhhh...if u hear a knock at the door, run and hide...the Kobe alter boys are coming with their death masks

livinglegend
01-13-2013, 10:48 AM
Wouldnt be surprised him if he gets another 1st or 2nd defensive team at the end of the year.:facepalm

Calabis
01-13-2013, 10:51 AM
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gengiskhan
01-13-2013, 01:23 PM
Well done again.

Another reason why Copy Bryant should never ever be GOAT. Kobe is a huge defensive slacker & has been so throughout his career. MJ was defensive pitt bull. Only time I've seen MJ slacked off a big defensively was in late 1998 season to have energy on offense but before that. He played killer both ends ever since UNC years.


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Leaders lead by example

KOBE143
01-13-2013, 01:29 PM
OP is a ****ing ******* **** *** ***** *** ***********!!!!

gengiskhan
01-13-2013, 01:32 PM
edit

gigantes
01-22-2013, 03:26 AM
Leaders lead by example
AND SINCE YOU'RE THE AMAZING PERSON WHO CREATED THIS SAME THREAD, I HEREBY APPOINT YOU AND YOU ALONE AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNIFIED GALAXIES!! AND MY GOD, YES.... WHAT A GLORIOUS MOMENT, INDEED!!


btw, can i have your autograph?

Smoke117
01-22-2013, 03:39 AM
Hmph *Smirk* :rolleyes:

Derivative
06-07-2013, 07:00 PM
lol this is hilarious

9erempiree
06-07-2013, 07:05 PM
where are mods?

Andrei89
06-07-2013, 07:53 PM
:lol :lol :lol :lol

tazb
06-07-2013, 08:00 PM
:lol that's pathetic.

ispin69
06-07-2013, 08:05 PM
where are mods?

butthurt detected :roll:

gengiskhan
06-07-2013, 08:26 PM
screw this popularity contest.

cuz of this Wade lost 2 all-defensive FIRST team to overratedBE.

INDI
06-07-2013, 08:31 PM
screw this popularity contest.

cuz of this Wade lost 2 all-defensive FIRST team to overratedBE.

Lol its funny how people like to say things like "Lebron is a 4x MVP" and take it that the analysts know what theyre doing, not recognizing that they are the same people that gave kobe his first team selections.

IllegalD
06-07-2013, 09:06 PM
Lol its funny how people like to say things like "Lebron is a 4x MVP" and take it that the analysts know what theyre doing, not recognizing that they are the same people that gave kobe his first team selections.

WRONG!!!!

The media votes for regular season MVP.

All NBA First Team and Defensive Teams are picked by coaches.

NBASTATMAN
06-07-2013, 10:36 PM
Kobe has been lost on defense for years now.. :roll:

deja vu
06-07-2013, 10:56 PM
Nowhere near MJ, Pippen or Payton's level as a perimeter defender. :oldlol:

WWRWestbrookDo?
06-07-2013, 11:21 PM
:roll:

Derivative
06-08-2013, 02:32 AM
:roll: :roll:

dh144498
06-08-2013, 02:36 AM
so OP takes a few pictures from the season where Kobe didn't win the 1st team all defense award and tries to discredit everything he's ever done prior. :oldlol:

a good laugh thread, though. I did chuckle a little after i saw the pictures. But if you were actually serious about it then you need help.

Derivative
07-21-2013, 04:27 AM
hahahah

aj1987
07-21-2013, 03:32 PM
where are mods?
Still haven't made it back to play defense, just like Kobe.

tazb
07-21-2013, 04:54 PM
Kobe doesn't play D so he can conserve his energy to play offensive. Now that he's older / post-injury, he's gonna be a complete joke out there. Slowly but surely ruining his legacy. :lol

sc19
07-21-2013, 04:59 PM
All team rankings will always be tainted.

Derivative
09-29-2013, 09:45 AM
lol bump

Derivative
02-15-2014, 02:08 AM
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our gawd is great:bowdown: :bowdown:

MichaelCorleone
02-15-2014, 02:12 AM
:applause:

JohnFreeman
02-15-2014, 02:13 AM
Wade not having any defensive selections is ridiculous.

Illuminati
02-15-2014, 02:14 AM
#ether

SamuraiSWISH
02-15-2014, 02:36 AM
Wade not having any defensive selections is ridiculous.
I know, it's criminal.

Wade should've been defensive first team in 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, and 2013.

Kobe should've been defensive first team in 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, and 2008.

JohnFreeman
02-15-2014, 02:40 AM
I know, it's criminal.

Wade should've been defensive first team in 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, and 2013.

Kobe should've been defensive first team in 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, and 2008.
Agreed. Kobe getting those awards off his name just pisses me off

T_L_P
02-15-2014, 02:46 AM
Agreed. Kobe getting those awards off his name just pisses me off

When it's greatest Laker talk, every quote from former legends is used to present Kobe's case.

As soon as someone posts a Phil Jackson quote about Kobe's overrated defense, all you'll hear is, "he's lying" or "Kobe has always been a great defender."

JohnFreeman
02-15-2014, 02:48 AM
When it's greatest Laker talk, every quote from former legends is used to present Kobe's case.

As soon as someone posts a Phil Jackson quote about Kobe's overrated defense, all you'll hear is, "he's lying" or "Kobe has always been a great defender."
If Phil Jackson says it, you best believe it.

T_L_P
02-15-2014, 02:54 AM
If Phil Jackson says it, you best believe it.

The worst part is, if Phil came out with these statements tomorrow, and all the Kobe fans believed him, they still wouldn't care.

Just goes to show how underrated good defense is now.

KingLeBronJames
02-15-2014, 02:59 AM
Why is OP showing Kobe's defense pics during his 30's and not in his younger years? Kobe was a damn good defender when he was younger.

JohnFreeman
02-15-2014, 02:59 AM
The worst part is, if Phil came out with these statements tomorrow, and all the Kobe fans believed him, they still wouldn't care.

Just goes to show how underrated good defense is now.
Yeah, anything to boost Kobe up :rolleyes:

T_L_P
02-15-2014, 03:00 AM
Why is OP showing Kobe's defense pics during his 30's and not in his younger years? Kobe was a damn good defender when he was younger.

It's more to do with effort (or a lack of).

People harp on about Kobe giving 100% night in, night out, but how can this be true when he only really tries on one side of the floor?

funnystuff
02-15-2014, 04:07 AM
where are mods?
:roll:

MichaelCorleone
02-15-2014, 04:10 AM
where are mods?
greatest example of irony.

zoom17
02-15-2014, 04:10 AM
where are mods?

the irony:roll:

MMM
02-15-2014, 04:38 AM
how much more of a bitch ***** can one be???
calling for the deputes is as low as it gets.

Derivative
03-08-2016, 07:13 PM
lol this one cracks me up everytime