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Bladers
01-31-2013, 08:13 PM
And ur ain't getting a sniff! :roll:

red1
01-31-2013, 08:15 PM
If we ever crossed paths in real life I would wedgie you so hard you would pray for gawdbe to come save you. Probably dunk your head in a toilet right after

niko
01-31-2013, 08:16 PM
Do you mean cats? Because i'm having trouble thinking a real girl will touch you with the incredible game you've shown.

Jailblazers7
01-31-2013, 08:18 PM
See you in hell, bitch!

Pushxx
01-31-2013, 08:21 PM
I stop at the balls.

-p.tiddy-
01-31-2013, 08:23 PM
damn you Bladers!...please let me sniff!!!...PLEASE!!!????

red1
01-31-2013, 08:23 PM
Do you mean cats? Because i'm having trouble thinking a real girl will touch you with the incredible game you've shown.
This f*gg*t bangs a girl for the first time and then makes 10 threads about it. Bladers you would get a swirlie fo sho

Bladers
01-31-2013, 08:28 PM
Do you mean cats? Because i'm having trouble thinking a real girl will touch you with the incredible game you've shown.

Lmao someone's visibly upset that I'm getting puss*y and he ain't. :oldlol:
Don't worry bro, u still got the crossdressers. :roll:

Just2McFly
01-31-2013, 08:28 PM
I wanna meet red1, it's like every time I have something to say this guy takes it and makes it even more demeaning and vulgar.:oldlol:

red1
01-31-2013, 08:30 PM
I wanna meet red1, it's like every time I have something to say this guy takes it and makes it even more demeaning and vulgar.:oldlol:
blader is such a f*gg*t

Bladers
01-31-2013, 08:57 PM
damn you Bladers!...please let me sniff!!!...PLEASE!!!????
Get lost perv! :oldlol:

L.Kizzle
01-31-2013, 08:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-20v1b5jKY

niko
01-31-2013, 09:01 PM
Lmao someone's visibly upset that I'm getting puss*y and he ain't. :oldlol:
Don't worry bro, u still got the crossdressers. :roll:
I'll believe you when i see your next topic, ISHers, where do i put it in?

Bladers
01-31-2013, 09:11 PM
I'm bout 2 pull an all nighter, Like Lionel richie! :cheers:

Do i need just one piece or 2 packs? :rockon:


And To all my hater. Does your heart grow cold knowing my immersion in puss*y is only moments away and u ain't getting none?:roll:

CelticBaller
01-31-2013, 09:12 PM
Stop lying and kill yourself. You sad pathetic excuse of a man.

Styles p
01-31-2013, 09:14 PM
Jesus is a virgin right? so you should be safe without any.

Bladers
01-31-2013, 09:17 PM
Stop lying and kill yourself. You sad pathetic excuse of a man.
Son, u questioning my puss*y whipping skills?

JerryWest
01-31-2013, 09:18 PM
Gimme a sniff plz

gigantes
01-31-2013, 09:23 PM
Tomorrow b*tches I'm gonna be knee deep in puss*y!!
thanks for that. i always wondered what a dildo would sound like if it had vocal cords.

JerryWest
01-31-2013, 09:24 PM
thanks for that. i always wondered what a dildo would sound like if it had vocal cords.
Oh me, oh my!
:roll:

KevinNYC
01-31-2013, 10:07 PM
Son, u questioning my puss*y whipping skills?

No, just questioning the fact you don't know what pussywhip means

LeFraud James
01-31-2013, 10:23 PM
No, just questioning the fact you don't know what pussywhip means

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Go do your thing Bladers, you ***** whipped prodigy. :applause:

red1
01-31-2013, 10:24 PM
you know getting p*ssy isnt anything worth bragging about right?

this guy right here is getting p*ssy

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_abZHaXazrAk/TIKdvVmBgRI/AAAAAAAAAMA/Q5hA2X7k60g/s1600/old+couple.jpg




this guy right here is getting p*ssy

http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com/images/articles/2005-06-03+Grade+8+YES-163+Best+Couple+Adnan+and+Amanda.jpg



hell even she is getting p*ssy

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/10/17/1350483689752/Lesbian-couple-008.jpg

Dasher
01-31-2013, 10:26 PM
If you are knee deep in the p*ssy, it is safe to say you ain't hitting it right. You should be balls deep young man.

red1
01-31-2013, 10:29 PM
Yes we get it, p*ssy is nice. I remember my first time too but even then I wasnt as annoying as you. Finding a girl out of the 3 billion who lets you f*ck her doesnt make you cool, in fact, bragging in a humourlesss way just proves that you are a f*gg*t. :facepalm

red1
01-31-2013, 10:32 PM
who is bladers
the f*gg*t who makes 40 threads just to try to impress people on a msgboard. fails miserably too btw

d.bball.guy
01-31-2013, 10:34 PM
What is a *****? Cat? ^v^

Bladers
01-31-2013, 10:39 PM
It only portrays how strong my will is and dedication to God to pass up all that puss*y, all these years. But alas the constant siren call of puss*y renders all man powerless.


T - 14 hours

Batz
01-31-2013, 10:40 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/Majorkerina/Screen%20Captures/Powerpuff%20Girls/Collect%20Her/POWERPUFF_GIRLS_DISC_2A-12.jpg

CavaliersFTW
01-31-2013, 10:41 PM
http://ohsonerdy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/wow-nerd-south-park-580.jpg

Bladers
01-31-2013, 10:42 PM
Why hate on me? Just Appreciate!

JerrySteakhouse
01-31-2013, 10:44 PM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=289160

Budadiiii
01-31-2013, 10:45 PM
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Computer_Nerd_Dream.jpg

Flagrant 2
01-31-2013, 10:52 PM
http://g3ar.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Hot-girl-Halo-reach.jpg

gigantes
01-31-2013, 10:54 PM
It only portrays how strong my will is and dedication to God to pass up all that puss*y, all these years. But alas the constant siren call of puss*y renders all man powerless.
well, i for one have achieved a level of respect for god and christianity by the outstanding example you've set here on ISH.

keep up the good work, sir! :cheers:

Bladers
01-31-2013, 11:02 PM
- on approach / less than a sec
- 15-30 secs
- 1-5 mins
- etc...
- Lionel richie status :rockon:


closest to exact time wins! GO!

Bladers
01-31-2013, 11:05 PM
40 days and 40 nights



Who's the lucky lady? Must be some model or actress. Do you have any pics of her that I can *********e to?

She's actually a up and coming model. :cheers:

JerryWest
01-31-2013, 11:06 PM
3 seconds

JerrySteakhouse
01-31-2013, 11:07 PM
I really hope you getting some ***** man, but its pretty pathetic how you make a big deal about it. ***** is easy to get, there are so many girls out there. The only hard thing is gettin the girl you want.

L.Kizzle
01-31-2013, 11:08 PM
73 seconds.

GreatGreg
01-31-2013, 11:08 PM
You are the worst attention whore ever. Worse than LoJ.

plowking
01-31-2013, 11:09 PM
I really hope you getting some ***** man, but its pretty pathetic how you make a big deal about it. ***** is easy to get, there are so many girls out there. The only hard thing is gettin the girl you want.

Nicely put, and I only agree with the last bit if you're already friends with the girl or known her for a while.
In a bar or club it doesn't make a difference.

SevereUpInHere
01-31-2013, 11:10 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/0b822da2c011d9b90af983cce99231d9/tumblr_mhij83797h1qdlh1io1_250.gif

:roll:

Legend of Josh
01-31-2013, 11:16 PM
No, you're just an attention whore "by choice" ... but yeah, probably by choice too meaning virgin

StroShow4
01-31-2013, 11:18 PM
No such thing.

Just2McFly
01-31-2013, 11:20 PM
I used to be like that. Then my balls dropped.

d.bball.guy
01-31-2013, 11:27 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/0b822da2c011d9b90af983cce99231d9/tumblr_mhij83797h1qdlh1io1_250.gif
:roll: :roll: :roll:

B-Low
01-31-2013, 11:27 PM
Bladers tomorrow night....

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8434/7594377912_c75d73f41d_z.jpg

"you all smell so good. but only i can smell you. yes i can...yes i can"

Bladers
01-31-2013, 11:30 PM
I really hope you getting some ***** man, but its pretty pathetic how you make a big deal about it. ***** is easy to get, there are so many girls out there. The only hard thing is gettin the girl you want.
I don't do that club & bar girls shit. My dic*k has never penetrated anything unclean!

red1
01-31-2013, 11:31 PM
son you are not funny in the least

JerrySteakhouse
01-31-2013, 11:31 PM
Bladers tomorrow night....

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8434/7594377912_c75d73f41d_z.jpg

"you all smell so good. but only i can smell you. yes i can...yes i can"
http://troll.me/images/the-rock/i-smell-*****.jpg
*fail

Bandito
01-31-2013, 11:32 PM
I don't do that club & bar girls shit. My dic*k has never penetrated anything unclean!
hands are the dirtiest part of the body btw, unless you use disinfectant before you *********e :roll:

Bladers
01-31-2013, 11:34 PM
son you are not funny in the least
Why does it pain u?

Whoah10115
01-31-2013, 11:35 PM
I'm not reading the other responses.


I will, instead, say this to you...nothing wrong with your decision.


I also don't give a shit. Why don't you refund people for your League Pass shit?

Bandito
01-31-2013, 11:35 PM
Why do you care though?

Myth
01-31-2013, 11:40 PM
I hope you are married, because your vengeful God will smite you for copulating outside of marriage after how much you have pushed for his knowledge.

Jameerthefear
01-31-2013, 11:41 PM
Bladers is trolling the **** out of you guys

red1
01-31-2013, 11:43 PM
Why does it pain u?
I am actually enjoying calling you out for being a f*gg*t :confusedshrug:

Bladers
01-31-2013, 11:43 PM
Was just thinking about that. im so screwed. sex involves alot of kissing. i dont even have a chance. please, i don't want that shit to be awkward.

red1
01-31-2013, 11:44 PM
Why do you care though?
why do you care enough to ask if I care?

Bladers
01-31-2013, 11:45 PM
Why do you care though?

Cause he gets none. Only the socially degenerate will have a prob with me getting puss*y.

JerryWest
01-31-2013, 11:47 PM
I heard sucking dick helps.

red1
01-31-2013, 11:49 PM
Cause he gets none. Only the socially degenerate will have a prob with me getting puss*y.
we cant all be you bladers

Bladers
01-31-2013, 11:55 PM
I heard sucking dick helps.
Who else besides ur inner thoughts did u hear it from.

daily
02-01-2013, 12:03 AM
Was just thinking about that. im so screwed. sex involves alot of kissing. i dont even have a chance. please, i don't want that shit to be awkward.

Contact this OP. You two can probably work something out

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=289242

Bladers
02-01-2013, 12:04 AM
On sum serious note though. Am I ****ed or what?

daily
02-01-2013, 12:07 AM
From my experience guys who are bad at kissing/foreplay are better at fcking:eek:

WTF did you just come out on ISH?

red1
02-01-2013, 12:12 AM
:eek:

WTF did you just come out on ISH?
:roll:

Draz
02-01-2013, 12:18 AM
Practice with her ******. Eat it out, kiss it slowly, pretend it's her lips.

Jailblazers7
02-01-2013, 12:21 AM
ISH is really ****ing strange sometimes.

Draz
02-01-2013, 12:25 AM
If you are actually a virgin still, I honestly don't find it a bad thing. Just be sure, if you ARE going to hold onto it for this long, just make sure, whenever you DO lose it, lose it to the RIGHT person. It won't make sense passing all that P, and losing it to someone, eventually having more partners in the long run.

Draz
02-01-2013, 12:25 AM
If you're a virgin who beats off on the regular, you'll last long.

nathanjizzle
02-01-2013, 12:29 AM
youll need 3. first one for a few minutes, then when u get bored, u take off the condom and go at it raw for a minute or so to see how it feels like, then u put on the next condom and finish. the third condom is just in case the 2nd one falls off.

JerryWest
02-01-2013, 01:18 AM
They merged his threads together... Unbelievable

Mach_3
02-01-2013, 08:31 PM
From my experience guys who are bad at kissing/foreplay are better at fcking

http://th975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/istoleallthese/th_IceCube.gif

Smoke117
02-01-2013, 09:38 PM
The only thing scarier than blazers procreating is the ghetto ass chicken head who would give it up to him. She must be one stupid, hood rat, bitch.