Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else

[SilkkTheShocker]

i would link you guys some blogs i came across on tumblr that involves some intense incest that some of you seem to fantasize about here...


Am I the only person that thinks the idea of two sisters going at it is pretty hot? The idea of forbidden love can be a huge turn on for some. And like I said, more people have had some type of sexual experience with their cousin than they want to admit. And no, I haven't. But you would be surprised the amount of people that have had those moments.

[Stuckey]

I pee in the sink

only my gf knows this

[MavsSuperFan]

I'm surprised Silkk's confession doesn't include "got a hard-on watching LeBron play basketball on TV. Jerked off viciously."

he tells people about that

[chips93]

I pee in the sink

only my gf knows this

how long have you been doing it?

i randomly went through a phase of it, myabe 6 months, during puberty.

[LongLiveTheKing]

- My sexual fantasy is an adult (30-35 years old), tall, with some muscle(not much),attractive woman with very bad breath cuddling me, rubbing my ***** ,sucking me off and bossing me around. Not something ive done, just wanted to admit it somewhere... I can't explain it... it always been my fantasy.

- I peed in my parents coffee jar... I was ****ing mad at them, i can't tell you what they did to me, but i was ****ING mad... so i did it.

- I used god as an excuse to go to rich people churches and stalk hot high class girls.
:biggums:
:biggums:
:biggums:

[Stuckey]

how long have you been doing it?

i randomly went through a phase of it, myabe 6 months, during puberty.

since when I was around 13

[L.Kizzle]

No one is topping this. Congrats, you win :applause:
Cult Classic Nigha

[SilkkTheShocker]

Bump. Silkk is a weird mother****er


I guarantee the stuff I said isn't even in the top half of weird stuff people on this board have done. Im just willing to admit it. Every guy on this planet has a handful (:oldlol: ) of jerk of stories. The guy you are debating Kobe/LeBron with could be a mass murderer for all you know. The people judging others in the thread could be cross-dressers for all we know. Hell, there was a guy earlier who bashed others and than admitted to watching animal p.orn :oldlol:

[Eat Like A Bosh]

The internet doesn't count....

-Once went to my friend's house party. Who happened to have a hot sister. She was out of town for some kind retreat. So at one point in the night I snuck in her room and beat off in her underwear drawer.

Gotta admit, you've got some pretty big balls. :oldlol:

I sneaked into girl's room during a party too, initially not knowing whose room it was, and lied down on her bed to take a phone call.

[Jameerthefear]

bump

[Random_Guy]

I like going down on my girl's ass
:banana::banana::banana::banana:

[Random_Guy]

I'm not trying to judge you cuz I know a ton of dudes do it

But that shits whack
To each their own
:cheers: :banana: :banana:

[Bandito]

I like going down on my girl's ass
:banana::banana::banana::banana:
Doesn't your dick get full of shit?

[Jameerthefear]

I've had sex with 3 different fruits. I came in my ex-girlfriends butt while she was sleeping. I stole panties from my friends mom and tried them on (they looked good on me). Trannies are cool. One time I hit a parked car and peeled out while driving my moms car.

No one is perfect.
Why fruit?

[CelticBaller]

Because when I was your age I tried to **** everything that had a hole, and even things that didn't have holes.
I hope you mean real fruits, because what you're saying can have a different meaning :lol

[Meticode]

Doesn't your dick get full of shit?
I could be misunderstanding him, but it sounds like he's talking about licking his girl's anus. At least that's what I get with "going down on". It's a normal fetish some couples like.

Also in correlation with what you mentioned in my experience no.

[-p.tiddy-]

I've had sex with 3 different fruits. I came in my ex-girlfriends butt while she was sleeping. I stole panties from my friends mom and tried them on (they looked good on me). Trannies are cool. One time I hit a parked car and peeled out while driving my moms car.

No one is perfect.
You had **** sex with your woman while she was sleeping, and she didn't wake up?

Im not sure that is possible :\

[Jameerthefear]

Wait... BB is she really was sleep that's rape.......

[Bandito]

You had **** sex with your woman while she was sleeping, and she didn't wake up?

Im not sure that is possible :\
Well he said came. He was probably *********ing and aimed at her asshole.


@Meticode: Oh I thought going down mean like cumming inside. Thanks for the clarification.





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5 months ago I hit a car and just ran off without paying for the damages.:pimp:

[Dictator]

Silk and Ace.........








What the fck? :biggums:

[Dictator]

That's why this thread is called "shit you wouldn't tell people in real life"

And rape is a brutal and violent crime, jizzing on a girls butthole is art. Don't get the two confused.

Whats was her reaction? lol

[Random_Guy]

I could be misunderstanding him, but it sounds like he's talking about licking his girl's anus. At least that's what I get with "going down on". It's a normal fetish some couples like.

Also in correlation with what you mentioned in my experience no.
my man:cheers: :cheers: :banana: :banana:

[Bandito]

It wasnt sex. I was jerking it
Knew it.

[highwhey]

A while ago I was in my hotel room with friends(guys) and some chick we know came up to our room while we were getting ready to go out. Anyways, I had a bunch of gas and my friend was in the restroom so I decided to fart (it was silent) and a couple seconds later the chick asks "did somebody fart?!"
Holy sh!t i had to keep myself from laughing. And of course I denied it. It was one of the worst smelling farts I've ever released, probably top 5.

[Rocketswin2013]

Like I said earlier in the thread, cousins are hot. It may seem awkward at first, but you get used to them coming and going in your sexual fantasies. Well for me just the one cousin. Now if you're are jerking off to your own sister or mother, well thats when you have issues. Although I have gotten off to mother/sister porn before (weren't really related).
This.....This is.......This is sick......

[Rocketswin2013]

This thread is pretty epic. :lol Some pretty weird ****s on ISH.

[Rocketswin2013]

I just pulled the drawer out and and looked down at her panties and eventually shot a round off. She had a lamp on the dresser, so I didn't have to turn her room light on. Thankfully her dresser wasn't that tall because than I would have had to pull the whole drawer out first. In hindisight, I should have probably just grabbed a pair for the road and jerked off into them later. But I wanted to spread my seed across more than one pair at the time for whatever reason.
:roll: This is gold.



Please get this thread rolling again.

[Jameerthefear]

I tried to get it back rolling a bit ago.

[JohnFreeman]

Saw a kid getting raped and I ran off

[b1imtf]

Saw a kid getting raped and I ran off
Euroleague?

[JohnFreeman]

Euroleague?
Nah under a walkway bridge tunnel thingy, kid was screaming for him to stop ripping his pants, and I ran off in the opposite direction

[b1imtf]

Nah under a walkway bridge tunnel thingy, kid was screaming for him to stop ripping his pants, and I ran off in the opposite direction
..... After you raped him.

jk

[Rodmantheman]

Nah under a walkway bridge tunnel thingy, kid was screaming for him to stop ripping his pants, and I ran off in the opposite direction

:milton

[JohnFreeman]

..... After you raped him.

jk
http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/thumbs/43092-The-Grinch-Grin.gif

[LongLiveTheKing]

Nah under a walkway bridge tunnel thingy, kid was screaming for him to stop ripping his pants, and I ran off in the opposite direction
Why didnt you help them?
If this is true

[JohnFreeman]

Why didnt you help them?
If this is true
I was like 12 and f*cking scared

[SilkkTheShocker]

Saw a kid getting raped and I ran off

Is it bad I legit LOL'd at this?

[Graviton]

Silk you never said what that girl did after finding out her drawer is full of jizz, did she go berserk?

[Marlo_Stanfield]

Is it bad I legit LOL'd at this?
yes, it was Silkk. but i am sure you know for yourself that you are a bad person:oldlol: :oldlol:

[SilkkTheShocker]

Silk you never said what that girl did after finding out her drawer is full of jizz, did she go berserk?

Honestly, I never heard anything else about it, dude. I am sure she noticed, but maybe didn't want word let out about it? Than again, I only shot one load. It's not like I stayed in there all night coating her dresser drawer in *** :oldlol:

[Graviton]

Honestly, I never heard anything else about it, dude. I am sure she noticed, but maybe didn't want word let out about it? Than again, I only shot one load. It's not like I stayed in there all night coating her dresser drawer in *** :oldlol:
I pictured a whole drawer full of hot milkshake. You disappoint me Silk, you shoulda gone back for Round 2 and 3.

[SilkkTheShocker]

I pictured a whole drawer full of hot milkshake. You disappoint me Silk, you shoulda gone back for Round 2 and 3.

Dude, I was literally sweating just the first time I did it. The rush of doing it definitely got me off. But at the same time you still had that nervous tension that someone was going to try and open the door the whole time.

[Graviton]

Dude, I was literally sweating just the first time I did it. The rush of doing it definitely got me off. But at the same time you still had that nervous tension that someone was going to try and open the door the whole time.
That's how I felt when I went on the computer and jacked off in someone else's house. Every moment thinking someone is about to open the door and be like WHAT THE ****.

[Draz]

That I post on ish

[Milbuck]

I once pissed on a dead squirrel for about 30-40 seconds straight. When I was done I just stood there and stared at the drenched corpse for about 10 minutes.

[Done_And_Done]

You guys are ****ing strange people. The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn.

This post killed me :roll: :lol

[1987_Lakers]

I've never told anyone this, but a few years ago I was drunk and horny so I meet with a prostitute in a motel. I give her the money as I walk in, the agreement was only a BJ, but I convinced her for a full service without any charge, after I finish I see the money on the counter, I start to make small talk with her so I can distract her while I quietly snatch my money back. I grab the money and leave the motel and gtfo of there. I then receive a text from her calling me an ass****.

I'm not proud of it but shit happens.

[cos88]

what kind of sick wierdo gives his number to a prostitute :facepalm

[1987_Lakers]

what kind of sick wierdo gives his number to a prostitute :facepalm

You have to call them if you want to set something up? :confusedshrug:

[cos88]

like a ' hello i will be there on friday 6:00 for a BJ ' appointment ? :eek:

[Bandito]

what kind of sick wierdo gives his number to a prostitute :facepalm
:biggums:

You have to get out more.

[Done_And_Done]

what kind of sick wierdo gives his number to a prostitute :facepalm

He ordered an escort Cos...

[Done_And_Done]

Lmaoo that reminds me of how i basically did the same thing with this one chick except i didn't use her hand.

Page 3 - with all the shit that was posted at the beginning of this thread, this one got swept under the rug.

So did this dude fully admit to banging or shoving his weiner in the mouth of a chick who was tko'd??? Because that's what I took from it. His post was in response to Silk's handjob confession...

[MrC1991]

Tried to fvck a friends mom when I was drunk and it ended horribly. lmao We aren't friends anymore.

[SilkkTheShocker]

I once pissed on a dead squirrel for about 30-40 seconds straight. When I was done I just stood there and stared at the drenched corpse for about 10 minutes.

:oldlol:

[SilkkTheShocker]

Tried to fvck a friends mom when I was drunk and it ended horribly. lmao We aren't friends anymore.

Tell us more, dude. :applause:

[JebronLames]

Had a dream that a male acquaintance of mine offered to suck my cok, and I accepted :facepalm

[Derka]

Tried to fvck a friends mom when I was drunk and it ended horribly. lmao We aren't friends anymore.
Similar story, but it wasn't a friend really...just a guy who lived across the hall from me during my sophomore year. And it wasn't "tried to f*ck" her so much as it was "received a top 3 blowjob and a top 5 f*cking over the span of two sessions." His mom was a freak. :D

[Cactus-Sack]

Tried to fvck a friends mom when I was drunk and it ended horribly. lmao We aren't friends anymore.

My friends mother is way too flirty with me. Hot too.

[Le Shaqtus]

Similar story, but it wasn't a friend really...just a guy who lived across the hall from me during my sophomore year. And it wasn't "tried to f*ck" her so much as it was "received a top 3 blowjob and a top 5 f*cking over the span of two sessions." His mom was a freak. :D

Most alpha thing I've ever read.

Repped.

[PistonsFan#21]

Page 3 - with all the shit that was posted at the beginning of this thread, this one got swept under the rug.

So did this dude fully admit to banging or shoving his weiner in the mouth of a chick who was tko'd??? Because that's what I took from it. His post was in response to Silk's handjob confession...

The real question here is did the chick say no?

[Done_And_Done]

The real question here is did the chick say no?

I think we both know the answer to that

[Derka]

Reading through this thread has been a trip :oldlol: Silk's bball posts usually piss me off, but homeboy is on point in this threaD: some of y'all are soft as butter. Real life scares some of you a little too much.

The cousin attraction thing...I can only point to once instance. My aunt and uncle out West can't have children sadly, so about 22 years ago they adopted a baby who was birthed by a fence jumping Mexican girl (quite literally...she carried her 8-months pregnant self across the border, popped the child, offered up her for adoption so she wouldn't have to grow up in Mexico, and then promptly was sent back to Mexico without complaint). She has grown into possibly one of the most beautiful women I know.

So yeah, she's a cousin in name and all that...but not blood related. Therefore when she visits and decides to wear skimpy two pieces and that, I have no shame in admiring at all.

[tmacattack33]

Had a dream that a male acquaintance of mine offered to suck my cok, and I accepted :facepalm

When you're in a dream you don't have the same thought processing as in reality.

I've probably done a lot of crazy things in dreams.

[ArbitraryWater]

Silkk :bowdown:

[ArbitraryWater]

..... After you raped him.

jk

why are you still making jokes? :lol

[Le Shaqtus]

This thread goes through a cycle.

Silkk gets bashed for his outlandish post, then months later he is praised for them, then bashed months later, then praised again :lol

[GimmeThat]

I am a racist who doesn't want to see blacks coming to my game

but in order to make money, I put up with it.

[SilkkTheShocker]

Silkk :bowdown:

:cheers:

[SilkkTheShocker]

When you're in a dream you don't have the same thought processing as in reality.

I've probably done a lot of crazy things in dreams.

The best is the rare times you are able to realize you're dreaming and do whatever the **** you want

[Trentknicks]

I've never told anyone this, but a few years ago I was drunk and horny so I meet with a prostitute in a motel. I give her the money as I walk in, the agreement was only a BJ, but I convinced her for a full service without any charge, after I finish I see the money on the counter, I start to make small talk with her so I can distract her while I quietly snatch my money back. I grab the money and leave the motel and gtfo of there. I then receive a text from her calling me an ass****.

I'm not proud of it but shit happens.
Wow, was she hot?

[fpliii]

The best is the rare times you are able to realize you're dreaming and do whatever the **** you want
:pimp:

[b1imtf]

why are you still making jokes? :lol
Watchu want? :coleman:

[Megabox!]

When I worked at McDonald's I gave this chubby, diabetic woman an assload of extra salt. I think I had a hand in possibly killing her

[Done_And_Done]

When I worked at McDonald's I gave this chubby, diabetic woman an assload of extra salt. I think I had a hand in possibly killing her

Can you really deny a customers request of extra salt though? Don't lose sleep my dude...

[bballnoob1192]

i don't think the customer requested the extra salt.........

[christian1923]

Got head by this girl who had her baby in the room. When the baby started crying i told her my boy who was next in line to get head will take care of him for the time being till I finished...

[PistonsFan#21]

Can you really deny a customers request of extra salt though? Don't lose sleep my dude...

I think he meant he did it without her asking for it. Or else that would be a pointless post

[ArbitraryWater]

Classic thread.

[stalkerforlife]

Too many funny stories to quote them all.

Epic thread. :roll:

[ROCSteady]

Fapped to a friend's mom once when really drunk at their house.

Fapped to a Spanish teacher upon getting home from school in the bathroom, even saying her name in a cinematic fashion while fapping. I'm still convinced to this day that my sister heard me cuz I was into it and didn't kno she came home during, I was prolly 16.

[masonanddixon]

I went in on the slow a few times when I was in ED. Best part was treating acutely intoxicated or OD patients.

[Nilocon165]

Some truly great stories in here:roll:

[highwhey]

Fapped to a friend's mom once when really drunk at their house.

Fapped to a Spanish teacher upon getting home from school in the bathroom, even saying her name in a cinematic fashion while fapping. I'm still convinced to this day that my sister heard me cuz I was into it and didn't kno she came home during, I was prolly 16.
This is all pretty normal tbh.

[highwhey]

Nah under a walkway bridge tunnel thingy, kid was screaming for him to stop ripping his pants, and I ran off in the opposite direction
:biggums:

[Draz]

*********ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.
This man takes the prize

[SilkkTheShocker]

had to re-read this :oldlol:

[Facepalm]

Stuck my ***** into the suction hose of a vacuum cleaner and then turned it on. I only did it once though.