Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else

[SilkkTheShocker]

The internet doesn't count....

-Once went to my friend's house party. Who happened to have a hot sister. She was out of town for some kind retreat. So at one point in the night I snuck in her room and beat off in her underwear drawer.
-Sold a bunch of high school kids baking soda thinking it was cocaine.
- Went to a party and saw an old friend from our high school days. She was about a 6 back than but worked her way to a 7.5. We end up talking for a few hours and going back to my apartment. Im about to go down on her but she has the nastiest smelling p.ussy ever. It smelled like a tuna fish sandwich that was sitting in a toilet for a week. Literally starting gagging and had to walk in the bathroom and compose myself. She left soon after. It got pretty awkward from there.
- I have a recurring dream where im in the middle of a graveyard beating off
-I had to house sit for a week for one of parent's friends. I proceeded to piss in all their plants just for the hell of it everyday.

[Flagrant 2]

I shit on the ground in public bathrooms

[rufuspaul]

^^I hang out on a message board with these animals.

[ZeN]

^^I hang out on a message board with these animals.
^^ THAT

[Fallguy20]

^^ THAT

+1

[ace23]

*********ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.

[longhornfan1234]

I stalk my gf sometimes on Facebook and Twitter. When she doesn't answer my calls or texts in a timely fashion, I drive by her work to see if she's still there.

[SilkkTheShocker]

*********ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.


Why are cousins always so hot?

[SilkkTheShocker]

I shit on the ground in public bathrooms


What the f.uck is wrong with you?

[ZeN]

*********ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.
You trying to go all Pete Montreux status on us here?

He admitted to date rape and now your admitting to molestation.. Oh and using your family as *********ion material? Come on man, you got the net, it aint like you dont have enough material.. :oldlol:

[MMM]

You trying to go all Pete Montreux status on us here?

He admitted to date rape and now your admitting to molestation.. Oh and using your family as *********ion material? Come on man, you got the net, it aint like you dont have enough material.. :oldlol:

Some people need a narrative to get off
as ****ed up as that is

[ace23]

You trying to go all Pete Montreux status on us here?

He admitted to date rape and now your admitting to molestation.. Oh and using your family as *********ion material? Come on man, you got the net, it aint like you dont have enough material.. :oldlol:
We actually didn't at the time. That was back in the seventh grade. I rarely left the house and we had no internet.

[ZeN]

Some people need a narrative to get off
as ****ed up as that is
Net is filled with narrative.

[ZeN]

We actually didn't at the time. That was back in the seventh grade. I rarely left the house and we had no internet.
You may want to elaborate on your stories in a way that gains you a measure of sympathy.

Saying that you molested your cousin with a nonchalant attitude seems rather tactless.

Not that im specifically saying that your incest activities are good or bad. But they are bad.

[Jello]

*********ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.
:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums:

[kentatm]

-Sold a bunch of high school kids baking soda thinking it was weed.


:biggums: :wtf: :facepalm

how could you ever mix the two up?

[SilkkTheShocker]

:biggums: :wtf: :facepalm

how could you ever mix the two up?

Meant to say cocaine, my bad

[SilkkTheShocker]

The high school kids went to one of those all-men/religious schools. So easy to con them its not even funny. You can't pull the same stuff with public school kids. :oldlol: 70% of them are experts by now

[ace23]

You may want to elaborate on your stories in a way that gains you a measure of sympathy.

Saying that you molested your cousin with a nonchalant attitude seems rather tactless.

Not that im specifically saying that your incest activities are good or bad. But they are bad.
Uh, I was 15 and horny as ****?

Those acts are from my dark days, though. I'm a better man now.

[StroShow4]

-Once went to my friend's house party. Who happened to have a hot sister. She was out of town for some kind retreat. So at one point in the night I snuck in her room and beat off in her underwear drawer.

What the ****. :oldlol: :roll:

[SilkkTheShocker]

What the ****. :oldlol: :roll:


Yea dude, it was pretty risky. So awkward seeing her the 1st time after what had happened :oldlol:

[Jello]

You guys are ****ing strange people. The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn.

[SilkkTheShocker]

You guys are ****ing strange people. The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn.


Wow, and I felt weird for jerking off to cartoon porn once :oldlol:

[MMM]

And an attempt to take the high road was immediately kiboshed by admitting the viewing animal porn.

Animal porn as in an Elephant ****ing another Elephant
or someone forcing a Dog to **** a cat
or people raping animals

:confusedshrug:

[ZeN]

You guys are ****ing strange people. The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn.
so is that animal upon an animal or cross species beastiality?

Either way, you are one sick f*ck

[CelticBaller]

The internet doesn't count....

-Once went to my friend's house party. Who happened to have a hot sister. She was out of town for some kind retreat. So at one point in the night I snuck in her room and beat off in her underwear drawer.

Stop :oldlol:

[Batz]

I shit on the ground in public bathrooms
You bastard.

[SilkkTheShocker]

I got a good amount of jerking off stories. But I figured I would just put the best one.

[L.Kizzle]

Ace, considering I know who u are, I may tell your click to don't let you around their sisters, ect.

[-p.tiddy-]

*********ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.
https://7chan.org/7ch/src/13576777529.gif

[ace23]

Oh, and I also always tried to look up my 1st grade teacher's skirt while she was sitting in her rocking chair during story time. I would get boners and shit, and she would cross her legs when she noticed what I was doing. It's hilarious how I thought absolutely nothing of what I was doing at the time. I can't remember if I ever realized that that shit was weird, but I was never reprimanded for it.

Teacher was no younger than 55 btw. And I've told people this in real life.

[miller-time]

Oh, and I also always tried to look up my 1st grade teacher's skirt while she was sitting in her rocking chair during story time. I would get boners and shit, and she would cross her legs when she noticed what I was doing. It's hilarious how I thought absolutely nothing of what I was doing at the time. I can't remember if I ever realized that that shit was weird, but I was never reprimanded for it.

Teacher was no younger than 55 btw. And I've told people this in real life.

55 to a 7 year old is ancient though. I remember being a kid and thinking people that were 20 were really old.

[shlver]

I already made a thread about this when I first came on here. I had a crush on my cousin that I met for the first time in my life. I was labelled a weirdo on here.:lol

[ZeN]

I already made a thread about this when I first came on here. I had a crush on my cousin that I met for the first time in my life. I was labelled a weirdo on here.:lol
You are a sick f*ck.

[shlver]

Uh, I was 15 and horny as ****?

Those acts are from my dark days, though. I'm a better man now.
You were 15 and you molested your cousin? :wtf:

[ZeN]

You were 15 and you molested your cousin? :wtf:
Youve met your match sir.

[Just2McFly]

There are things that just shouldn't be shared anywhere.

[shlver]

You are a sick f*ck.
Youve met your match sir.
:coleman:

[AlonzoGOAT]

*********ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.
Lmao, how old was thot cousin

[ace23]

Lmao, how old was thot cousin
19, it was the summer after her freshman year in college. She was asleep when I did the deed.

[ace23]

You were 15 and you molested your cousin? :wtf:
Too young or too old? :confusedshrug:

[miller-time]

19, it was the summer after her freshman year in college. She was asleep when I did the deed.

I'm not sure if I believe this or not?

But does she know?

[ace23]

I'm not sure if I believe this or not?

But does she know?
I've always had this hunch that she does in the back of my head. She didn't seem to be aware though.

[JerryWest]

*********ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.
:biggums:
:biggums:

[shlver]

Too young or too old? :confusedshrug:
:milton

[AlonzoGOAT]

I've always had this hunch that she does in the back of my head. She didn't seem to be aware though.
Wow not worthy :bowdown: props for sharing :applause:







But I think she might have been awake

[SilkkTheShocker]

Legit got an erection watching iCarly a few years ago.

[L.Kizzle]

Legit got an erection watching iCarly a few years ago.
Fck the erection, why were you watching iCarly just a few years back?

:biggums:

[SilkkTheShocker]

Fck the erection, why were you watching iCarly just a few years back?

:biggums:


Flipping channels one night and it was on :confusedshrug:

[miller-time]

Legit got an erection watching iCarly a few years ago.

Which one did it to you?

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30900000/iCarly-icarly-30962331-767-1024.jpg

[SilkkTheShocker]

Which one did it to you?

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30900000/iCarly-icarly-30962331-767-1024.jpg


http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110109001505/icarly/images/7/78/1849920350.jpg

[SilkkTheShocker]

Also not sure if counts, because I did tell two other friends. But my ex-girlfriend and I came back from a party drunk as hell about two years ago. She passed out but I was still horny as f.uck. I proceeded to use her hand to jerk me off. She was out pretty cold so I was able to get a decent grip keeping her hand around my c.ock. Before people say I took advantage of her, she used to always talk about how it would be hot to wake up with me f.ucking her. A harmless handjob isn't a big deal :confusedshrug:

[Mach_3]

Yall some pedaphile ass ni99as in here :roll:

[SilkkTheShocker]

Yall some pedaphile ass ni99as in here :roll:
In my defense I never actually beat off to the iCarly episode. So definitely not pedo....

[miller-time]

In my defense I never actually beat off to the iCarly episode. So definitely not pedo....

Pedophilia is just a sexual attraction towards children, you don't actually have to do anything to be diagnosed as one. Although because of her age I don't think it counts as Pedophilia but Hebephilia or Ephebophilia.

[Canelo_Griffin]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb59hmLdq81rw0bh0.jpg

[SilkkTheShocker]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb59hmLdq81rw0bh0.jpg
I go to church almost every week. Although, I'm probably due for a confession with the priest.

[TylerOO]

You guys are ****ing strange people. The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn.

:wtf: :wtf: That is sicker than anything posted in this thread.

[SilkkTheShocker]

Pedophilia is just a sexual attraction towards children, you don't actually have to do anything to be diagnosed as one. Although because of her age I don't think it counts as Pedophilia but Hebephilia or Ephebophilia.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Mlm7_0urboc/UB5vZezctTI/AAAAAAAACHE/q4AwO3oQI2c/s1600/carl-winslow.gif

[SilkkTheShocker]

:wtf: :wtf: That is sicker than anything posted in this thread.
Seriously. And at least ace had the courtesy to wait for his cousin to fall asleep. Who the f.uck watches animal porn that is even remotely normal? :oldlol:

[shlver]

WTF MAN
:wtf:
:oldlol: It was a shortlived attraction after being called an incestual freak.

[Mach_3]

In my defense I never actually beat off to the iCarly episode. So definitely not pedo....


The fact that you wanted to makes it alright to label you as such :confusedshrug:

[shlver]

Also not sure if counts, because I did tell two other friends. But my ex-girlfriend and I came back from a party drunk as hell about two years ago. She passed out but I was still horny as f.uck. I proceeded to use her hand to jerk me off. She was out pretty cold so I was able to get a decent grip keeping her hand around my c.ock. Before people say I took advantage of her, she used to always talk about how it would be hot to wake up with me f.ucking her. A harmless handjob isn't a big deal :confusedshrug:
Your ex? I don't know about that one. That's pretty ****ed up.

[Mach_3]

You guys are ****ing strange people. The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn.


Animal porn? How the fcuk do they make that? Are they just filming to animals fcuking?...not that i'd want to watch it or anything <_< ...>_>

[Mach_3]

Also not sure if counts, because I did tell two other friends. But my ex-girlfriend and I came back from a party drunk as hell about two years ago. She passed out but I was still horny as f.uck. I proceeded to use her hand to jerk me off. She was out pretty cold so I was able to get a decent grip keeping her hand around my c.ock. Before people say I took advantage of her, she used to always talk about how it would be hot to wake up with me f.ucking her. A harmless handjob isn't a big deal :confusedshrug:


Lmaoo that reminds me of how i basically did the same thing with this one chick except i didn't use her hand.

[SilkkTheShocker]

Your ex? I don't know about that one. That's pretty ****ed up.


It wasn't the best thing to do, but I don't think its nearly that bad.

[SilkkTheShocker]

Animal porn? How the fcuk do they make that? Are they just filming to animals fcuking?...not that i'd want to watch it or anything <_< ...>_>


There is a porn for pretty much everything now. I just don't know how the f.uck anyone can think that animal porn is hot :wtf:

[code green]

All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically.

[SilkkTheShocker]

All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically.


Gross dude. Get a life, weirdo :oldlol:

[JerryWest]

All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically.
:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums:

[CeltsGarlic]

All right, let's lighten things up in here, it's getting a little weird. I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade and pretty much beat off to every girl I had just graduated with. And I moved in with my ex fiancee after her grandmother passed away and found a script of vicodin while cleaning out her room and took them periodically.

Good choice! :lol
How old were you?

[SilkkTheShocker]

The fact that you wanted to makes it alright to label you as such :confusedshrug:


Try watching a whole episode of iCarly without getting an erection. I dare you

[code green]

Good choice! :lol
How old were you?

22 or 23

[chips93]

19, it was the summer after her freshman year in college. She was asleep when I did the deed.

wait, you jerked off to her, while she was in the room!?

[ace23]

wait, you jerked off to her, while she was in the room!?
Yeah, but I was doing it through my basketball shorts. I had my phone in my hand, so I would have looked natural had my mom/brothers walked in.

[TheMan]

there are some seriously disturbed individuals in here:facepalm

[SilkkTheShocker]

there are some seriously disturbed individuals in here:facepalm


The only thing crazy out of line was the guy that watches animal p.orn.

[chips93]

The only thing crazy out of line was the guy that watches animal p.orn.


maserbating to someone while they sleep certainly crosses the line

also, from your op when u jerk off on that girls underwear, so did yiu just leave some underwear with your c*m on it? or did u clean up afterwards?

[SilkkTheShocker]

maserbating to someone while they sleep certainly crosses the line

also, from your op when u jerk off on that girls underwear, so did yiu just leave some underwear with your c*m on it? or did u clean up afterwards?

I just pulled the drawer out and and looked down at her panties and eventually shot a round off. She had a lamp on the dresser, so I didn't have to turn her room light on. Thankfully her dresser wasn't that tall because than I would have had to pull the whole drawer out first. In hindisight, I should have probably just grabbed a pair for the road and jerked off into them later. But I wanted to spread my seed across more than one pair at the time for whatever reason.

[Zan Tabak]

After reading through this thread I now feel a lot more normal, thanks :cheers:

[Whoah10115]

These last two years lol.



The guy rubbing it out next to the girl is a a disgusting person, but he is also a guy and it's just the truth that most guys do that. I don't think I've ever done anything quite like that, especially since being older...it's a little too personal. Like *********e in a theater or something lol. That's a lot classier.

[SilkkTheShocker]

After reading through this thread I now feel a lot more normal, thanks :cheers:


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lngn6uRRdT1qii6tmo1_500.gif

[Balla_Status]

what the **** is going on in this thread

[-p.tiddy-]

what the **** is going on in this thread
I'm just happy that all the cousin fcking going on here isn't being done by Texans, because if it were that is what everyone would blame it on...

[Balla_Status]

I'm just happy that all the cousin fcking going on here isn't being done by Texans, because if it were that is what everyone would blame it on...

ace23 is from houston...

I mean, it's not a big deal to recognize that your female cousin is a pretty but it's another to jerk off to her.

[SilkkTheShocker]

I'm just happy that all the cousin fcking going on here isn't being done by Texans, because if it were that is what everyone would blame it on...


I guarantee you have at least one hot cousin you have thought about f.ucking

[-p.tiddy-]

ace23 is from houston...

I mean, it's not a big deal to recognize that your female cousin is a pretty but it's another to jerk off to her.
FCK...:facepalm

oh no, what have I done

[-p.tiddy-]

I guarantee you have at least one hot cousin you have thought about f.ucking
:no:

[-p.tiddy-]

would suck to have a super hot sister in law with no actual blood relation though...that one could be confusing as to what is and isn't acceptable

cousins are a no-no though


edit: I mean step sister

[KingBeasley08]

After reading through this thread I now feel a lot more normal, thanks :cheers:
same :lol

[rufuspaul]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/cousins_zpse1446d75.jpg

[SilkkTheShocker]

would suck to have a super hot sister in law with no actual blood relation though...that one could be confusing as to what is and isn't acceptable

cousins are a no-no though


Like I said earlier in the thread, cousins are hot. It may seem awkward at first, but you get used to them coming and going in your sexual fantasies. Well for me just the one cousin. Now if you're are jerking off to your own sister or mother, well thats when you have issues. Although I have gotten off to mother/sister porn before (weren't really related).

[ShaqAttack3234]

You know, I'd like to think most of these posters are trolling, but with some of the people out there, they probably aren't. For example, my uncle used to work with a guy who once he got drunk would give instructions on how to **** a sheep to complete strangers. And I knew a guy who was in his early/mid 40's at the time, and his mother sold crack, so he'd blackmail her into sucking his dick, and when she refused, he'd casually say to anyone who was around "bitch won't suck my dick." As if that was normal and he had a right to complain. In fact, I remember telling that to a friend who replied "Man, that's ****ed up, I mean I've ****ed around with some cousins and aunts, but never my mother."

So as scary as it sounds, I actually believe most of the perverted ****s you see in this thread are being honest.

[ZeN]

You know, I'd like to think most of these posters are trolling, but with some of the people out there, they probably aren't. For example, my uncle used to work with a guy who once he got drunk would give instructions on how to **** a sheep to complete strangers. And I knew a guy who was in his early/mid 40's at the time, and his mother sold crack, so he'd blackmail her into sucking his dick, and when she refused, he'd casually say to anyone who was around "bitch won't suck my dick." As if that was normal and he had a right to complain. In fact, I remember telling that to a friend who replied "Man, that's ****ed up, I mean I've ****ed around with some cousins and aunts, but never my mother."

So as scary as it sounds, I actually believe most of the perverted ****s you see in this thread are being honest.
:roll:

[SilkkTheShocker]

You know, I'd like to think most of these posters are trolling, but with some of the people out there, they probably aren't. For example, my uncle used to work with a guy who once he got drunk would give instructions on how to **** a sheep to complete strangers. And I knew a guy who was in his early/mid 40's at the time, and his mother sold crack, so he'd blackmail her into sucking his dick, and when she refused, he'd casually say to anyone who was around "bitch won't suck my dick." As if that was normal and he had a right to complain. In fact, I remember telling that to a friend who replied "Man, that's ****ed up, I mean I've ****ed around with some cousins and aunts, but never my mother."

So as scary as it sounds, I actually believe most of the perverted ****s you see in this thread are being honest.


You would be shocked the amount of people that have actually had some type of sexual experience with their cousin. Im not one of them, but I have heard about it happening more than you think. Not really normal sex, but more along the lines of fondling.

[Balla_Status]

I'm going to throw up. I regret opening up this thread.

[SilkkTheShocker]

Gotten like 5 negs for this thread alone. No one if forcing anyone to read or post in this thread :confusedshrug:

[1987_Lakers]

I honestly can't think of one bad thing I've done in my life that I wouldn't tell my closest friends. I have this cousin in which there has been sexual vibes whenever we are together, but I never even been close to screwing her, can't even think about it.

[SilkkTheShocker]

I honestly can't think of one bad thing I've done in my life that I wouldn't tell my closest friends. I have this cousin in which there has been sexual vibes whenever we are together, but I never even been close to screwing her, can't even think about it.

At least you are honest. The ones not saying anything and judging others are definitely the ones into some sick s.hit :oldlol:

[ShaqAttack3234]

At least you are honest. The ones not saying anything and judging others are definitely the ones into some sick s.hit :oldlol:

:oldlol: Sure. Seems like you're a little insecure about your own perversions, so you claim anyone is disgusted by them(as most normal people would be) must be even sicker. What '87 Lakers said is hardly comparable to the rest of the things in this thread, and not particularly weird, imo.


This thread is weird :wtf: What I'm about to say is weird as well :lol Someone told me to look up Zootube.com so I did...I proceeded to click on a video to see what it was. Next thing I see, a girl sucking a horses **** :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :wtf: I closed the window straight away and got off the computer :lol Dont go on that website.

:roll: The title of the website didn't give you a hint of what was on it?

[HardwoodLegend]

I'm glad you're not a T-Mac fan.

I can't imagine being a fan club with another member who does stuff like this. Even if you are joking, the fact that you would think of these kinds of things is disturbing.

[SilkkTheShocker]

:oldlol: Sure. Seems like you're a little insecure about your own perversions, so you claim anyone is disgusted by them(as most normal people would be) must be even sicker.


I have nothing to hide. You must be like the same poster that was judging people earlier who just so happened to watch animal p.orn :oldlol: You must be into some heavy stuff dude. What is it? Tranny midget p.orn?

[CeltsGarlic]

At least you are honest. The ones not saying anything and judging others are definitely the ones into some sick s.hit :oldlol:

It might be shocking but some of us are not thinking about fkin our cousins.

[ShaqAttack3234]

I have nothing to hide. You must be like the same poster that was judging people earlier who just so happened to watch animal p.orn :oldlol: You must be into some heavy stuff dude. What is it? Tranny midget p.orn?

If you're familiar with my posts then you should have a decent idea that I don't lie to complete strangers to put myself in a favorable light. I've admitted to being a heroin addict with a height complex. As far as sex? The worst thing I did was a run of ****ing prostitutes. Not something to be proud of, but I could care less, especially when talking to complete strangers.

[SilkkTheShocker]

I'm glad you're not a T-Mac fan.

I can't imagine being a fan club with another member who does stuff like this. Even if you are joking, the fact that you would think of these kinds of things is disturbing.


I put together a list of people who give a s.hit:

[HardwoodLegend]

I've admitted to being a heroin addict with a height complex. As far as sex? The worst thing I did was a run of ****ing prostitutes.

:biggums:

Never would have guessed. The way you discuss basketball is so disciplined.

I hope the pros were goodlooking at least. Got any pics of them? I've been thinking about delving into prostitutes but don't really know what's out there.

[SilkkTheShocker]

It might be shocking but some of us are not thinking about fkin our cousins.


Its a natural part of life to have a crush on a cousin. People just don't like to talk about it.

[HardwoodLegend]

I put together a list of people who give a s.hit:

Who is that in your avy?

[ShaqAttack3234]

:biggums:

Never would have guessed. The way you discuss basketball is so disciplined.

I hope the pros were goodlooking at least. Got any pics of them? I've been thinking about delving into prostitutes but don't really know what's out there.

I wouldn't recommend it. I was fully into the hard drug drug lifestyle at that point, and that's what we did. I'd only say one was hot, a couple of more were decent. None were truly ugly, imo, but it wasn't really about being selective. My only real requirement was that they weren't really big. A lot of times, my friends would bring up some huge girl, and I always passed on that. It was just what we did, you know, someone would either bring a girl up, and you share your rock with her, or the hot one I got because I was friends with her pimp. As far as pictures? No, I had some pictures on an old phone of mine of one who was decent looking. Older, but decent. By the way, to clear up any misconceptions, I never went around taking pictures with whores, I remember why I had those pictures to begin with. We were sitting at a table smoking rock, and she picked up my phone and started ****ing around and taking pictures of her tits.

I don't see anything morally wrong with that, but it's a bad idea on so many levels. What's really common(though it never happened to me) is that when you're ****ing a girl and you're defenseless, girls have set up shit with other guys who will come into the room with a weapon and rob you.


Its a natural part of life to have a crush on a cousin. People just don't like to talk about it.

Some sort of sexual attraction is one thing, provided they're not a minor. But acting on it, or even thinking seriously about it is disgusting.

[SilkkTheShocker]

Who is that in your avy?


ClipperFan86's sister

[chips93]

:biggums:

Never would have guessed. The way you discuss basketball is so disciplined.


this

[AlphaWolf24]

The only thing crazy out of line was the guy that watches animal p.orn.


Hey!...those Cat breeding videos on Youtube are pretty nice...:confusedshrug:

[SilkkTheShocker]

Hey!...those Cat breeding videos on Youtube are pretty nice...:confusedshrug:




brb.........










































http://gifs.gifbin.com/042009/1239788892_jizz-in-my-pants.gif

[SilkkTheShocker]

:oldlol: 3 more negs? Some of you are f.ucking soft as hell. If this thread bothers you than leave. And lmao at the comments im getting..


"I think its in ur best interest to seek psychiatric help. wtf is wrong with u?"

"PEDOPHILE!!! PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE!!!"


"Be honest, it was your sister's panties you came on?"

"Sick ass mother****er"

"GO WATCH ICARLY *******"

[OhNoTimNoSho]

I have *********ed at work like 7 different times

[Fallguy20]

SillkShocker...


I just realized, this mo'fetcher is KiddLovesNets.


Put the pieces together, it checks out completely, even right down to the posting style. Also there was that thread about Sisters he made...
Dude's not right.

[ZeN]

SillkShocker...


I just realized, this mo'fetcher is KiddLovesNets.


Put the pieces together, it checks out completely, even right down to the posting style. Also there was that thread about Sisters he made...
Dude's not right.
That would make a lot of sense. Both are delusional and despise the Lakers to unhealthy level.

[SilkkTheShocker]

That would make a lot of sense. Both are delusional and despise the Lakers to unhealthy level.

I almost never post about the Lakers. And if they are brought up its in a Kobe/Lebron debate. Nice try though, Sherlock H.omo

[ZeN]

I almost never post about the Lakers. And if they are brought up its in a Kobe/Lebron debate. Nice try though, Sherlock H.omo
I agree, in that scenario I guess you would stick to hating on the Laker by way of your other account. That assume that you are him. Which I havent said you are but merely that it would make sense if it turned out to be correct.

[SilkkTheShocker]

I agree, in that scenario I guess you would stick to hating on the Laker by way of your other account. That assume that you are him. Which I havent said you are but merely that it would make sense if it turned out to be correct.


Assume all you want. I can give a s.hit who you think I am or post under.

[ZeN]

Assume all you want. I can give a s.hit who you think I am or post under.
Ok ill continue to do so. You continue to not give a shit there sport.

[Styles p]

Im about to go down on her but she has the nastiest smelling p.ussy ever. It smelled like a tuna fish sandwich that was sitting in a toilet for a week. Literally starting gagging and had to walk in the bathroom and compose myself. She left soon after. It got pretty awkward from there.

that's why you finger first and inconspicuously try to smell your finger.

[SilkkTheShocker]

that's why you finger first and inconspicuously try to smell your finger.
Yea I definitely need to keep that in mind for the next girl I'm with. I can't give them the benefit of the doubt anymore after that :oldlol:

[goldenryan]

After reading this whole thread :facepalm http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FIM/PM06/FBVHDX7J/FIMPM06FBVHDX7J.LARGE.jpg

[SilkkTheShocker]

After reading this whole thread :facepalm http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FIM/PM06/FBVHDX7J/FIMPM06FBVHDX7J.LARGE.jpg


:biggums:

[SilkkTheShocker]

There's nothing wrong with watching iCarly. Anyone who said there is, hasn't seen it and is missing out on a very good show.
Yea it's not bad at all at all. But it's probably a better idea to watch it alone I you're an adult

[Kobe681]

this thread reminds me of a very famous AskReddit thread on reddit.



"Throwaway time! What's your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out?"

Link:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/

There are some hilarious and crazy stories in there. I recommend sorting it by "Top" or by "Best".

PS. look for the *** box.

[B-Low]

*********ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.

http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo342/Hark34/Bert_snaps.gif

[-p.tiddy-]

:lol ace...he is what females refer to as a "creeper"

yeah ace, you should not tell anyone else those things...unless you want the "sex offender" label

[ace23]

:lol ace...he was what females refer to as a "creeper"

yeah ace, you not tell anyone else those things...unless you want the "sex offender" label
fixed

[-p.tiddy-]

fixed
okay that's good...:cheers:

[ShaqAttack3234]

fixed

Sure. You don't go from getting boners around very young girls and molesting cousins to being cured. You sir, are a pedophile.

[ace23]

Sure. You don't go from getting boners around very young girls and molesting cousins to being cured. You sir, are a pedophile.
She was 19 tho...

I don't think I'm attracted to young girls anymore. I said that they hadn't given me a boner in years.

[ShaqAttack3234]

She was 19 tho...

Still doesn't change you getting aroused by in your own words "very young" girls. Molesting a cousin is still disgusting regardless. Though if your cousin was aware and didn't have a problem, then it doesn't make you beyond redemption. Just perverted.

Just say away from schools!

Edit: Just read the part where you said your cousin was asleep? That type of behavior deserves a prison sentence.

[miller-time]

Still doesn't change you getting aroused by in your own words "very young" girls. Molesting a cousin is still disgusting regardless. Though if your cousin was aware and didn't have a problem, then it doesn't make you beyond redemption. Just perverted.

Just say away from schools!

Edit: Just read the part where you said your cousin was asleep? That type of behavior deserves a prison sentence.

Vilification of pedophiles creates more problems then it solves. Often it is the ostracization they experience in society that leads them to actually committing offenses. When they have this problem they feel like they have no where to turn to for help and so it goes unfixed.

[ace23]

Vilification of pedophiles creates more problems then it solves. Often it is the ostracization they experience in society that leads them to actually committing offenses. When they have this problem they feel like they have no where to turn to for help and so it goes unfixed.
Pedophilia is not a problem, but a sexual orientation as long as one does not act upon it.

I'm not a pedophile, though.

[ShaqAttack3234]

Vilification of pedophiles creates more problems then it solves. Often it is the ostracization they experience in society that leads them to actually committing offenses. When they have this problem they feel like they have no where to turn to for help and so it goes unfixed.

No, society is too lenient on them. Their sentences and penalties are nowhere near strict enough. I will continue to vilify them and be very happy for doing so.

If someone is such a sick **** and pathetic human being that they first of all are attracted to children, and more importantly can't stop themselves from hurting, or ruining children to get off sexually, then I'd say it's a cause for celebration anytime one of them offs themselves.


Pedophilia is not a problem, but a sexual orientation as long as one does not act upon it.

Now that may be fine if such a large percentage of them didn't act on their perverted thoughts.

[miller-time]

No, society is too lenient on them. Their sentences and penalties are nowhere near strict enough. I will continue to vilify them and be very happy for doing so.

If someone is such a sick **** and pathetic human being that they first of all are attracted to children, and more importantly can't stop themselves from hurting, or ruining children to get off sexually, then I'd say it's a cause for celebration anytime one of them offs themselves.

I'm talking about before they commit a crime. Not after.

[ShaqAttack3234]

I'm talking about before they commit a crime. Not after.

If they don't commit the crime then we wouldn't know who is a pedophile. If you mean sending out the message that it's wrong and disgusting, then that's a message that has to be out there. If anything has a chance at deterring them even a bit, the best bet is much stricter sentences.

[miller-time]

If they don't commit the crime then we wouldn't know who is a pedophile. If you mean sending out the message that it's wrong and disgusting, then that's a message that has to be out there. If anything has a chance at deterring them even a bit, the best bet is much stricter sentences.

Well the message should encourage them to seek help themselves. Not to try and push them into the shady corners of society and hope the problem sorts itself out. Mental health as a social issue has changed dramatically in the last century. People are seeking help for all sorts of problems now that they would have been ashamed to admit having even 30 or 40 years ago.

[SilkkTheShocker]

C'mon people, admit what you have done. So many posters are holding back right now :oldlol:

[franchise#3]

Attempted suicide.

[ShaqAttack3234]

Well the message should encourage them to seek help themselves. Not to try and push them into the shady corners of society and hope the problem sorts itself out. Mental health as a social issue has changed dramatically in the last century. People are seeking help for all sorts of problems now that they would have been ashamed to admit having even 30 or 40 years ago.

If they do take it upon themselves to seek help, then that can't hurt. And provided they don't commit a crime or state they intend to, whatever they tell a psychiatrist is protected and will be kept between them under law.

The problem is many don't believe they can be cured. There's much more evidence to suggest a murderer can be rehabilitated than a pedophile. Not a serial killer of course. They're predators and I group them in with pedophiles.

[miller-time]

The problem is many don't believe they can be cured.

Yeah I'm not sure on whether it can be cured, but at least if they can learn to manage the problem it is better than nothing at all. They are still people, and a lot of them know that acting on their desires is wrong, but they still need an outlet and a way to manage their actions. However some are just animals who don't care about what they do or who they do it to, but it is unfair to paint them all with the same brush.

[miller-time]

C'mon people, admit what you have done. So many posters are holding back right now :oldlol:

I honestly can't think of anything too dramatic. I've probably had impulses to do shit but I think my fear of being caught and embarrassed has held me back.

In High School though I went through a phase where I made extra effort to look up chicks skirts. Like I would put myself at a good vantage point such as lagging behind a girl walking up stairs so I would get a better angle, or wait for something to happen like a girl sitting down or getting up off of the ground. I'm not too ashamed of it, but I do cringe now at how obvious I was sometimes.

[SilkkTheShocker]

I honestly can't think of anything too dramatic. I've probably had impulses to do shit but I think my fear of being caught and embarrassed has held me back.

In High School though I went through a phase where I made extra effort to look up chicks skirts. Like I would put myself at a good vantage point such as lagging behind a girl walking up stairs so I would get a better angle, or wait for something to happen like a girl sitting down or getting up off of the ground. I'm not too ashamed of it, but I do cringe now at how obvious I was sometimes.
:applause:

I'm bad at staring sometimes also. Especially if a hot/above average woman's panties are showing.

[L.Kizzle]

Attempted suicide.
How do you fail at committing suicide?

If I wanted to kill my self, I can find many ways to make sure of it.

[miller-time]

:applause:

I'm bad at staring sometimes also. Especially if a hot/above average woman's panties are showing.

I've got it under control now. In fact if anything I look away too much lol. I found out awhile ago that sometimes disinterest in a chick will make them want you more or separates you from the pack of drooling idiots looking her way.

[The-Legend-24]

1. Not too long ago I rubbed one out thinking about my cousin. :oldlol: I couldn't contain myself, her body is banging, the bitch was wearing some sexy ass booty shorts too.

2. Rubbed one out to one of my ex girlfriends panties and put them back, the worst part about it is, I think she wore them next day. :oldlol:

[sixerfan82]

1. Not too long ago I rubbed one out thinking about my cousin. :oldlol: I couldn't contain myself, her body is banging, the bitch was wearing some sexy ass booty shorts too.

:biggums: :biggums:

[miller-time]

How do you fail at committing suicide?

If I wanted to kill my self, I can find many ways to make sure of it.

I think people sometimes subconsciously set it up so that the attempt will ultimately fail.

[Fallguy20]

C'mon people, admit what you have done. So many posters are holding back right now :oldlol:


You and your social experiments... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oPsvq81n2A&t=0m40s)

[East_Stone_Ya]

burned down a warehouse

[MtMutombo]

This was like 2ish years ago... Felt up a long-time friend when we were wasted and she was passed out. I had a moral battle in my head and did it anyway. There is some justice for us sick f*cks out there I guess, bc she woke up and put me on trial very publicly at like 2am in my dorm hallway.

Also used to j*ck off at school to people I knew all the time...depending on who looked good on the given day.

[No_Look604]

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

[B-Easy8]

1. Not too long ago I rubbed one out thinking about my cousin. :oldlol: I couldn't contain myself, her body is banging, the bitch was wearing some sexy ass booty shorts too.

2. Rubbed one out to one of my ex girlfriends panties and put them back, the worst part about it is, I think she wore them next day. :oldlol:

:biggums:

[SilkkTheShocker]

How do you fail at committing suicide?

If I wanted to kill my self, I can find many ways to make sure of it.



Seriously, what a loser :oldlol:

[The-Legend-24]

:biggums:
:oldlol: Like I said I couldn't contain myself. That was when I had a mad crush on her for some reason.

Don't worry it hasn't happened since. :oldlol:

[Graviton]

:oldlol: Like I said I couldn't contain myself. That was when I had a mad crush on her for some reason.

Don't worry it hasn't happened since. :oldlol:
I am guilty of that as well, when I was 14 and addicted to *********ion I couldn't resist doing it. She was like 20 years old and hot as hell.

[ShaqAttack3234]

Seriously, what a loser :oldlol:

You calling anyone a loser is truly laughable.

[Graviton]

One time my brother pissed me off so much I threw a kitchen knife at him. He always talked shit, hit and run. So one time I threw the knife as he was running, luckily it hit the back of his head with the handle side pretty hard from 15-20 feet away. Coulda penetrated his brain though, didn't think my random knife throwing skills could be so deadly.

[chips93]

Also used to j*ck off at school to people I knew all the time...depending on who looked good on the given day.

is this creepy?

yeah ive done this, and im not sure its something that i wont do again

[daily]

One time my brother pissed me off so much I threw a kitchen knife at him. He always talked shit, hit and run. So one time I threw the knife as he was running, luckily it hit the back of his head with the handle side pretty hard from 15-20 feet away. Coulda penetrated his brain though, didn't think my random knife throwing skills could be so deadly.If he's not dead your random knife throwing skills are not so deadly

[Graviton]

is this creepy?

yeah ive done this, and im not sure its something that i wont do again
I have done that too lol, in a horrible high school bathroom nonetheless.

I think it's natural to be attracted to attractive people, even if you know them. As long as there is no blood connection it's not really creepy.

[Graviton]

If he's not dead your random knife throwing skills are not so deadly
Could have been though. :oldlol:

I was just surprised it even hit him from so far away as he was moving.

[Just2McFly]

Attempted suicide.

+1

[Jameerthefear]

The funniest thing about this thread is Silk trying to convince himself he's normal

[SilkkTheShocker]

The funniest thing about this thread is Silk trying to convince himself he's normal

Any guy that says they don't have at least one cousin they have a crush on is lying

[Nanners]

this thread is fvcked up :biggums:

[Wally450]

Any guy that says they don't have at least one cousin they have a crush on is lying

I'm with you, I went to Florida when I was like 12, and saw a cousin for the first time. My god, I couldn't even bring my self to talk to her even though I knew she was my cousin.

[ShaqAttack3234]

The funniest thing about this thread is Silk trying to convince himself he's normal

Yeah, but undoubtedly he'll be a registered sex offender within a few years(if he isn't one already)

[L.Kizzle]

Any guy that says they don't have at least one cousin they have a crush on is lying
I have some attractive cousins, but never crushed on them though. And I mean real attractive like if they weren't blood, I would try to get with them.

I have two cousins who are sisters that are stunning beauties. They are like 9's real talk

I do have two play cousin who are not really cousins, but they are like family One's mother dated my uncle for years, since she was like 3. After they broke up, she'd still come around (both of them actually.)

[Math2]

*********ed to a member of immediate family

:biggums:

Molested a cousin

:biggums: :biggums:

Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.

:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :wtf:

[SilkkTheShocker]

Yeah, but undoubtedly he'll be a registered sex offender within a few years(if he isn't one already)


http://drivenforward.com/upload/Blog/Glass-House.jpeg

[ShaqAttack3234]

http://drivenforward.com/upload/Blog/Glass-House.jpeg

You're still pretending everyone else does the same shit you do so you can justify your own perversions? :oldlol: It's incredibly transparent.

[Budadiiii]

Hmmmm.. I used to hump my pillows when I first experimented with sex at like 11 or 12 years old. I tried the old fashioned method of hand + lotion but it didn't feel good at all at the time. I couldn't get off unless I thrusted into something. Haven't really told anyone that but noting else I'm that uncomfortable talking to people about. I've always been pretty open to people without the fear of embarrassment.

[SilkkTheShocker]

You're still pretending everyone else does the same shit you do so you can justify your own perversions? :oldlol: It's incredibly transparent.

Im not pretending anything. Every male has had a cousin that they have had sexual feelings for.

[Budadiiii]

You're still pretending everyone else does the same shit you do so you can justify your own perversions? :oldlol: It's incredibly transparent.
Don't feed the obvious troll...

[SilkkTheShocker]

Don't feed the obvious troll...


Yet you still post in my thread if im troll, right? :oldlol::oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[ShaqAttack3234]

Im not pretending anything. Every male has had a cousin that they have had sexual feelings for.

You make it sound like every man fantasizes about their cousins. There's a difference between that and noticing that a cousin is attractive.

And as far as you being a future sex offender, I was referring to behavior like this.



-Once went to my friend's house party. Who happened to have a hot sister. She was out of town for some kind retreat. So at one point in the night I snuck in her room and beat off in her underwear drawer.

That's creepy and your friend would have every right to break your nose for something like that.

You're not as bad as ace23, who is probably on the verge of getting a van with tinted windows and hanging out around elementary schools, but thinking it's acceptable to jack off in some girls underwear without her knowing about it is really ****ed up.

[Budadiiii]

Yet you still post in my thread if im troll, right? :oldlol::oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:
Since I give a **** about who created the topic. :rolleyes:


I didn't even look at the first page. But you're right, If I saw it was you who created this thread then I would have probably ignored it.


Trolls can make decent threads. You're obviously a relatively intelligent dude just pulling peoples strings. I get it. What I don't get is why people take the shit serious, you know?


Keep on trolling if that's what gives you entertainment my man :cheers:

[CelticBaller]

Wow shaqattack went ham on ace on that last paragraph :oldlol:

[SilkkTheShocker]

You make it sound like every man fantasizes about their cousins. There's a difference between that and noticing that a cousin is attractive.

And as far as you being a future sex offender, I was referring to behavior like this.



That's creepy and your friend would have every right to break your nose for something like that.

You're not as bad as ace23, who is probably on the verge of getting a van with tinted windows and hanging out around elementary schools, but thinking it's acceptable to jack off in some girls underwear without her knowing about it is really ****ed up.


Its definitely creepy. But its not like I raped someone. With all the crime that is going on now, beating off in someone's underwear drawer is pretty tame.

[ace23]

I tried the old fashioned method of hand + lotion but it didn't feel good at all at the time. I couldn't get off unless I thrusted into something.
Same here.

This is my only account, by the way.

[MtMutombo]

This is a decent thread. The only troll is ShaqAttack. Dude is just coming in here to talk shit about people having done stuff that they already know is shitty... Nobodies bragging/justifying anything...

People are just coming in here to give voice to actions they cant otherwise and youre acting like some moral superhero with super powers of misunderstanding and condescension. Youve got nice feedback and a whole bunch of posts you should stick to talking sports.

[ShaqAttack3234]

This is a decent thread. The only troll is ShaqAttack. Dude is just coming in here to talk shit about people having done stuff that they already know is shitty... Nobodies bragging/justifying anything...

People are just coming in here to give voice to actions they cant otherwise and youre acting like some moral superhero with super powers of misunderstanding and condescension. Youve got nice feedback and a whole bunch of posts you should stick to talking sports.

In this thread, we've had a guy admit to getting boners around in his own words "very young girls" and molest his cousin while she was sleeping. We've also had a guy who has jacked off into a girl's underwear without her knowing it, and justifies it by saying "there's a lot of crime out there so this is tame."

They're putting this shit out there, so if they don't like comments such as mine, they should think twice about freely sharing these type of things about themselves.

If you knew anything, you'd know that such behavior is often considered warning signs, or getting turned on by very young girls, or molesting ANYONE while sleeping goes well beyond that. The latter is a criminal offense, and if his cousin was aware of it and chose to press charges, ace23 would've been behind bars at one point, and rightfully so.

I'm not familiar with your posts, but from this one alone, I can see there's not much between the ears.

[Stempel, HERB]

As a proud heroin junky, my moral character falls somewhere between shitbag and loser. Nobody should pay any attention where they stand in my eyes.

fixed

[MtMutombo]

"They're putting this shit out there, so if they don't like comments such as mine, they should think twice about freely sharing these type of things about themselves."

Really? In a thread called things we have done and wouldnt tell anyone else? I think the point of the thread is to freely say these kinds of things ... but maybe youre right. Maybe it was opposite day when the OP posted and OP was eating gummy bears in his tellitubby onezie, thinking, god, I cant wait for people to NOT feel free to say things theyve done in real life but cant talk about. Prolly.

And as much as it is the internet and its easy to talk be mad and talk shit, if you actually have a good heard behind your IMO misguided shit talking, stop acting like an incredulous midget supervillain... and try to be helpful...

Im not even going to address the jacking into drawers thing. :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm Silkkk is messing with you...

[ShaqAttack3234]

fixed

Very classy response, too bad you can't even spell junkie. :oldlol: But I'll tell you what, I'd rather die of an OD tomorrow than molest cousins while they're sleeping or get turned on by little girls.


"They're putting this shit out there, so if they don't like comments such as mine, they should think twice about freely sharing these type of things about themselves."

Really? In a thread called things we have done and wouldnt tell anyone else? I think the point of the thread is to freely say these kinds of things ... but maybe youre right. Maybe it was opposite day when the OP posted and OP was eating gummy bears in his tellitubby onezie, thinking, god, I cant wait for people to NOT feel free to say things theyve done in real life but cant talk about. Prolly.

And as much as it is the internet and its easy to talk be mad and talk shit, if you actually have a good heard behind your IMO misguided shit talking, stop acting like an incredulous midget supervillain... and try to be helpful...

Im not even going to address the jacking into drawers thing. :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm Silkkk is messing with you...

This isn't some therapy group where the idea is to get things off your chest without the fear of judgement, and you know what? Even if it was, I'd still say this about anyone who molests their cousin while they're sleeping or is aroused by little girls.

I really don't care about being nice to scumbags like that. But yeah, a basketball message board is a therapy group. :rolleyes:

[Budadiiii]

This is a decent thread. The only troll is ShaqAttack. Dude is just coming in here to talk shit about people having done stuff that they already know is shitty... Nobodies bragging/justifying anything...

People are just coming in here to give voice to actions they cant otherwise and youre acting like some moral superhero with super powers of misunderstanding and condescension. Youve got nice feedback and a whole bunch of posts you should stick to talking sports.
Dude, what? He's just responding with his opinion, and you know damn well those guys made that shit up to get the exact responses they got, don't act like they're not trolls. :facepalm

[SilkkTheShocker]

Lol at this two bit drug addict talkng down to people. How many c.ocks did u suck to get your fix?

[ShaqAttack3234]

Lol at this two bit drug addict talkng down to people. How many c.ocks did u suck to get your fix?

None, and never thought about doing something like that either. In fact, I rarely even had anyone front me anything. I usually just bought with the money I had, and never liked the idea of owing anyone. And I don't consider there to be anything morally wrong with using drugs unless you harm somebody else. The worst I ever thought about was robbery, and decided against it because of the consequences. Never even became a dealer which is extremely tempting for the same reasons. Closest thing I ever did was flip 2 bags out my bundle if someone was around who wanted them or the individual price of dime essentially making 2 of the bags free for me at individual price.

And yes, I'll talk down to people like you. Even if you're making all this shit up, what does it say about you that you've appeared to sign up to a message board for the sole purpose of trolling? This is evident in your NBA posts as well. So either way, you're a waste product.

The funny thing is, taking cheap shots at my drug problems doesn't bother me. First of all, I don't know any of you, and more importantly, I could care less about the opinion of an ignorant person who would do that. Plus, I figured it would happen at some point when I shared that information.

However, it seems like I hit a nerve with a few of you. :oldlol:

[SilkkTheShocker]

You got upset enough to the point you wrote a Bible passage in response to my comment. Sounds like your the one that struck a nerve. Or should I say vein?

[ShaqAttack3234]

You got upset enough to the point you wrote a Bible passage in response to my comment. Sounds like your the one that struck a nerve. Or should I say vein?

And how long do you think it took to wrote that? Judging by the trouble you have forming a coherent sentence, I can see why you'd think it took a while. You seem very young, so I hope you'll mature, but it seems doubtful. My guess is your mother was downing quarts of Bacardi 151 while she was pregnant with you, so it's not entirely your fault.

[MtMutombo]

You got upset enough to the point you wrote a Bible passage in response to my comment. Sounds like your the one that struck a nerve. Or should I say vein?

aaaaaaah get em. Shaqattack you suck.

And Budaddi, ehhh I mean sort of but I think you gotta look at these individually. More of these are true than I think youre giving cred for. Tell me you dont have a hot cousin ;)

[Just2McFly]

You got upset enough to the point you wrote a Bible passage in response to my comment. Sounds like your the one that struck a nerve. Or should I say vein?
shut ur phagg0t ass up

[SilkkTheShocker]

shut ur phagg0t ass up


LOL u are so pathetic you couldn't even commit suicide without failing. :oldlol:

[SilkkTheShocker]

And how long do you think it took to wrote that? Judging by the trouble you have forming a coherent sentence, I can see why you'd think it took a while. You seem very young, so I hope you'll mature, but it seems doubtful. My guess is your mother was downing quarts of Bacardi 151 while she was pregnant with you, so it's not entirely your fault.

yea, Im sure she wishes she had a heroin junkie as son instead :roll: At least with me she doesn't have to worry about me pawning her televison

[TheMarkMadsen]

LOL u are so pathetic you couldn't even commit suicide without failing. :oldlol:


hopefully you wouldn't have the same result

[SilkkTheShocker]

hopefully you wouldn't have the same result


So I make you so angry that you want me dead? I feel bad you take the internet so seriously. :oldlol: :oldlol: Yea, ur mad.

[Just2McFly]

LOL u are so pathetic you couldn't even commit suicide without failing. :oldlol:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7uxjoynS31rzrbozo1_500.gif

I would keep trying if I were you.

[SilkkTheShocker]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7uxjoynS31rzrbozo1_500.gif

I would keep trying if I were you.


http://serio.piiym.net/image/u-mad1.jpg

[Just2McFly]

http://serio.piiym.net/image/u-mad1.jpg
http://media.tumblr.com/8b48fb79933487458d9f02f274f93149/tumblr_inline_mhv102Zmkz1qz4rgp.gif

[ShaqAttack3234]

LOL u are so pathetic you couldn't even commit suicide without failing. :oldlol:

This just shows your ignorance. It's not terribly difficult to commit suicide if you REALLY want to do it, but some are so depressed that they think they want to, but subconsciously don't. And some can try to commit suicide by slitting their wrists, or overdosing, but someone finds them before they die and they're revived. Either way, your previous comment is one of the reasons I enjoy taking shots at you. Calling someone a loser earlier for attempted suicide says a lot about you.


yea, Im sure she wishes she had a heroin junkie as son instead :roll: At least with me she doesn't have to worry about me pawning her televison

Yeah, but she'd probably prefer not finding *** in her panties, and not having to worry about you "accidentally" walking in on her in the shower. Or those annoying camera flashes that wake her up when she's sleeping.

[SilkkTheShocker]

ShaqAttack, you were amazing in Menace 2 Society

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYoUGkQJI64

[BrickingStar]

Both fapping to your cousins undies at the age of 15 and falling to herion addiction at an even older age from what I remember are both pathetic and should be able to tell from what is right or wrong

[BuGzBuNNy]

You're not as bad as ace23, who is probably on the verge of getting a van with tinted windows and hanging out around elementary schools, but thinking it's acceptable to jack off in some girls underwear without her knowing about it is really ****ed up.
You're going in way too hard. I understand your despise of the offense. Let us not hassle someone for the person he used to be. You can say all day long that the chances of him having changed is unlikely, but let us not make that judgment. Imagine a world without redemption, or second chances. Why trouble a man for something he may now despise more than you do?

[SpecialQue]

I just pulled the drawer out and and looked down at her panties and eventually shot a round off. She had a lamp on the dresser, so I didn't have to turn her room light on. Thankfully her dresser wasn't that tall because than I would have had to pull the whole drawer out first. In hindisight, I should have probably just grabbed a pair for the road and jerked off into them later. But I wanted to spread my seed across more than one pair at the time for whatever reason.

:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums:

[kNicKz]

Every male has had a cousin that they have had sexual feelings for.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lyod1UsrzH0/UM_5h5PFNbI/AAAAAAAACqI/GTo3ngBI30Y/s1600/wtf.gif

[Jailblazers7]

I'm really starting to wonder why I come to this site anymore.

[ShaqAttack3234]

ShaqAttack, you were amazing in Menace 2 Society

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYoUGkQJI64

Thank you, always happy when someone appreciates my work, but I have to defer to you. It's one thing to play a character as written, but it's a truly impressive feat to inspire writing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGqUx815--A


Both fapping to your cousins undies at the age of 15 and falling to herion addiction at an even older age from what I remember are both pathetic and should be able to tell from what is right or wrong

I wasn't that much older when I got into dope actually, and there really is nothing pathetic about it. It's human nature to want to feel good, that's why most adults drink. As far as knowing right from wrong, I see nothing morally wrong with using drugs yourself. I never became a dealer or committed robberies, and I never introduced anyone to the drug either, nor did I harm anyone else because of them. The only person I have to answer to regarding this is myself because the health problems, and potential legal problems, both of which I know and choose to take those risks every time I've gotten any are things that impact my life.

However, jacking off into some girl's underwear who not only isn't your girlfriend, but has no idea you did it(much less to a friend's sister) is crossing so many lines it isn't remotely comparable.

I've certainly made mistakes, but I can say for the most part, I've been a decent person, and I take responsibility for my mistakes. I'm also not someone who feels addiction is out of my control. I've always firmly believed that everyone has a choice, it's just that the choice is harder to make for some, and it gets harder as the years go by.

Of course, Silk doesn't seem to think there's much wrong with his actions. He's laughing about them in this thread.


You're going in way too hard. I understand your despise of the offense. Let us not hassle someone for the person he used to be. You can say all day long that the chances of him having changed is unlikely, but let us not make that judgment. Imagine a world without redemption, or second chances. Why trouble a man for something he may now despise more than you do?

I can respect your opinion, but I have a different mentality. Some of that is flat out the behavior of a sexual predator, or the actions of one in the case of him molesting his cousin in her sleep. I'm not going to give some of the benefit of the doubt after behavior like that, nor am I going to feel an ounce of sympathy for it. Especially when he never had to face the consequences of his actions.

I don't feel the least bit guilty for telling him how sick and disgusting those things are and cracking a few jokes at his expense. He chose to share that on a message board I frequent. The same way I spoke about my experiences with drugs. I've had a few cheap shots thrown at me by ignorant people, but they wouldn't be able to do that had I not volunteered that information about myself. And the reason that didn't deter me from doing so is because I knew any comments of that nature would be from people who I don't respect enough to be offended by their comments.

[nathanjizzle]

i cried after my gf left me.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

Very disturbing thread, yet very amusing at the same time.

[SilkkTheShocker]

bump

[atljonesbro]

I hate how the guy who did heroin is trying to justify it. Then he has this arrogance like he's some sort of modern day Aristotle or philosopher. Good you got over it but doing heroin is pretty pathetic stop trying to justify it.

[ShaqAttack3234]

I hate how the guy who did heroin is trying to justify it. Then he has this arrogance like he's some sort of modern day Aristotle or philosopher. Good you got over it but doing heroin is pretty pathetic stop trying to justify it.

:oldlol: How exactly am I trying to act like some great philosopher? By criticizing perverts for really perverted behavior?

And you really don't have a clue what you're talking about. There's nothing pathetic about doing a drug. It's not something I'd tell someone they should do if they haven't done it before, but you're assuming what you value in life is what I do. For me, there's no experience that compares to shooting heroin except for a really good hit of crack. They're powerful substances, that's why so many do them.

And no, I don't try to brag about "getting over it" because I'm not "over it." And I don't make excuses by calling it a "disease" or anything. Any problems that have come from my drug use are things I take responsibility for it. But I don't have to justify it to you. Your opinion on the subject is not important. Only mine is, because I'm the only person I have to answer to for it.

You acting like I'm the only one with any weaknesses and then labeling a weakness of mine pathetic shows you're ignorant moron. Word of advice, kid, only speak on subjects you know.

[SilkkTheShocker]

:oldlol: How exactly am I trying to act like some great philosopher? By criticizing perverts for really perverted behavior?

And you really don't have a clue what you're talking about. There's nothing pathetic about doing a drug. It's not something I'd tell someone they should do if they haven't done it before, but you're assuming what you value in life is what I do. For me, there's no experience that compares to shooting heroin except for a really good hit of crack. They're powerful substances, that's why so many do them.

And no, I don't try to brag about "getting over it" because I'm not "over it." And I don't make excuses by calling it a "disease" or anything. Any problems that have come from my drug use are things I take responsibility for it. But I don't have to justify it to you. Your opinion on the subject is not important. Only mine is, because I'm the only person I have to answer to for it.

You acting like I'm the only one with any weaknesses and then labeling a weakness of mine pathetic shows you're ignorant moron. Word of advice, kid, only speak on subjects you know.


Yea, there is definitely nothing wrong with trying heroin.










































:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[ShaqAttack3234]

Yea, there is definitely nothing wrong with trying heroin.










































:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

Never said it was a good thing to do, but how bad it is for an individual depends largely on how much they care about the things hard drugs can negatively impact. And that's a very individualized thing.

It's not something to be proud of, but not something to feel guilty about either, unless you're robbing people to support your habit.

Drugs are not a strange thing to do. It's not hard to see why anyone would like to them. You feel good instantly. Pretty simple concept. Now a big thing is people getting hooked on prescription painkillers, which can be essentially the same thing as heroin.

Now on the other hand, jacking off into your friend's sisters underwear is a strange, creepy thing to do. Other than that, your fantasies about your cousins and what not are harmless if they stay at. Weird, but harmless.

[SilkkTheShocker]

My point is this whole thread you have been talking down other posters despite being a recovering heroin addict. Don't you see a problem with that?

[ShaqAttack3234]

My point is this whole thread you have been talking down other posters despite being a recovering heroin addict. Don't you see a problem with that?

No, because having drug or alcohol problems are nothing to be ashamed of. The things I've talked down to people over are disturbing things that impact other people, and not normal.

And you really think I'm looking for a lesson in logic or morals from you of all people?

[SilkkTheShocker]

No, because having drug or alcohol problems are nothing to be ashamed of. The things I've talked down to people over are disturbing things that impact other people, and not normal.

And you really think I'm looking for a lesson in logic or morals from you of all people?
I'm not trying to teach you a lesson about anything. The whole point of this thread was to say the outrageous things you have done. And you came in the thread acting like you were superior to everyone. Despite the fact you're degenerate heroin addict.

[ShaqAttack3234]

I'm not trying to teach you a lesson about anything. The whole point of this thread was to say the outrageous things you have done. And you came in the thread acting like you were superior to everyone. Despite the fact you're degenerate heroin addict.

Acting superior to everyone, huh? Everyone isn't some kid who jacks off into their friend's sisters underwear, and everyone certainly isn't like Ace, molesting a cousin WHILE SLEEPING or getting turned on by little girls. Actually, the things Ace said are so sick and he said them so casually that in hindsight, I'm starting to think he was trolling. But if not, then no, you shouldn't get a free pass for shit like that. That's not "outrageous." It's criminal.

The way you look down on people with addiction problems show you're very ignorant and intolerant, and probably very young.

[SilkkTheShocker]

Acting superior to everyone, huh? Everyone isn't some kid who jacks off into their friend's sisters underwear, and everyone certainly isn't like Ace, molesting a cousin WHILE SLEEPING or getting turned on by little girls. Actually, the things Ace said are so sick and he said them so casually that in hindsight, I'm starting to think he was trolling. But if not, then no, you shouldn't get a free pass for shit like that. That's not "outrageous." It's criminal.

The way you look down on people with addiction problems show you're very ignorant and intolerant, and probably very young.


Didn't you call me out earlier for explaining my actions regarding the underwear drawer/hot cousin talk? Yet you are doing the same thing about your heroin days. Don't act like you didn't come in this thread all high and mighty :oldlol:

[ShaqAttack3234]

Didn't you call me out earlier for explaining my actions regarding the underwear drawer/hot cousin talk? Yet you are doing the same thing about your heroin days. Don't act like you didn't come in this thread all high and mighty :oldlol:

The cousin thing is weird, but harmless, though there really isn't an explanation for jacking off in the girl's underwear. If you're friend was aware you did that to his sister, he really should have kicked your ass for it. If someone jacked off in your sister's underwear without her knowing, what would you do?

And you completely dodging the most important parts. How many people do you think have substance abuse problems and how many people do you think go around jacking off into random girl's underwear without their knowledge?

And more importantly, my actions are only relevant to myself. Yours do no harm to yourself, and only impact others. If you don't see a difference then there's really no hope for you.

And back to the cousin thing, I targeted you on that because you made the bold claim that every guy fantasizes about a cousin.

[ballup]

stole a chocolate bar from a gas station once couple of years ago


still think about it to this day, struggling with making amends to myself
I know what you are going through. This morning, I cut a large line and I didn't realize what I did until after I got my coffee. I didn't apologize to anyone.

[Derka]

After my first (and only) heartbreak, I somehow entangled myself in a series of events that led to me being a regular on the local swinger's scene for years.

Needless to say, public office is out of the question for me.

[Just2McFly]

After my first (and only) heartbreak, I somehow entangled myself in a series of events that led to me being a regular on the local swinger's scene for years.

Needless to say, public office is out of the question for me.
what was that shit like?:oldlol:

[n00bie]

Why are cousins always so hot?

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/ddbffb1fca.jpg

[Unstoppabull]

I sat down next to a fat guy on the bus once, and let one rip(farted). I got off shortly afterwards.

[chips93]

I sat down next to a fat guy on the bus once, and let one rip(farted). I got off shortly afterwards.


you'd be ashamed to tell people in real life about farting?

[atljonesbro]

The cousin thing is weird, but harmless, though there really isn't an explanation for jacking off in the girl's underwear. If you're friend was aware you did that to his sister, he really should have kicked your ass for it. If someone jacked off in your sister's underwear without her knowing, what would you do?

And you completely dodging the most important parts. How many people do you think have substance abuse problems and how many people do you think go around jacking off into random girl's underwear without their knowledge?

And more importantly, my actions are only relevant to myself. Yours do no harm to yourself, and only impact others. If you don't see a difference then there's really no hope for you.

And back to the cousin thing, I targeted you on that because you made the bold claim that every guy fantasizes about a cousin.

Actually no. You were committing a crime and if you got arrested you would be put in jail where every ones tax money would be paying for you. Plus you were setting an awful example for anyone who may have been around you, plus you were disappointing anyone who may be family or friend by doing it.

[ShaqAttack3234]

Actually no. You were committing a crime and if you got arrested you would be put in jail where every ones tax money would be paying for you. Plus you were setting an awful example for anyone who may have been around you, plus you were disappointing anyone who may be family or friend by doing it.

:oldlol: I'd get the worst out of the jail experience, by far, and really the money any individual would pay for such a thing is something nobody could possibly notice. I didn't do drugs around kids either so this example thing is some of the worst horseshit I've read. Pretty much everyone I was hanging out with had been to prison, done far worse shit than I'd dream of doing, and were older for the most part. I did not influence anyone to do drugs, and have made it a rule to never introduce anyone to them. Fact is, I always preferred doing drugs alone, and always thought it was a pain in the ass where you go to get your shit and getting into a situation where you end up hanging out.

As far as disappointing family and friends? This is the biggest joke, I won't get into specifics, but I'll just say that my family has disappointed me, and I can honestly say I don't owe them shit. The only family member who hasn't disappointed me, has their own addiction problems, which I'd say are worse than mine and have gone on longer.

Friends? My "friends" were the people I was smoking crack with, or the people introducing me to dealers. One of only a few friends I had who occasionally had my back was the same person who introduced me to both crack and heroin.

So once again, you've proven to be ignorant. All you did was repeat some bad cliches that sound straight out of an after school special.

[bmd]

I've scratched my balls and smelled my hand before.

I then headed straight to the shower.

[Knicks101]

I saw Pootie Tang in the theaters.

[bmd]

When I was a little kid I used to like to look at the women in the bra section of the JCPenney catalog.

And I also liked looking at the naked tribe women in National Geographic.

[LongLiveTheKing]

Try watching a whole episode of iCarly without getting an erection. I dare you
:wtf:

[Bandito]

When I was a little kid I used to like to look at the women in the bra section of the JCPenney catalog.

And I also liked looking at the naked tribe women in National Geographic.You're not...KickAss right?

[MtMutombo]

oh god this is back

Glad I can go re-read Ace23 tho

[usa hoops]

I was an adult track coach, and an underage sophmore made out with me. She found herself alone with me, and she went for it. She was way too fine to resist.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

Hey I think I found SilktheShocker IRL. :lol NSFW

http://imgur.com/xk7r6

[Wally450]

Re-read the first couple pages, they we're gold. :lol

[rufuspaul]

^^I hang out on a message board with these animals.


I don't always quote myself but when I do it's in threads like this one.

[treadster]

*********ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.
:roll: :roll: :roll:
:biggums:

[SilkkTheShocker]

I saw Pootie Tang in the theaters.

No one is topping this. Congrats, you win :applause:

[LongLiveTheKing]

Silk and Ace don't give any ****s.

[Scholar]

Ew. Ace23 is disgusting.

[Scholar]

I'm surprised Silkk's confession doesn't include "got a hard-on watching LeBron play basketball on TV. Jerked off viciously."

[ace23]

I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade
So how many grades did you skip? :oldlol:

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

I will never ever forget the time when Howard mentioned the vacuum the very first time around. "Come on guys everyone's done the ol' vacuum now stop playin around."

and B went.

"uhh no."

If I had ever seen something like that reenacted in public I'd collapse ont he flower.

[eriX]

i would link you guys some blogs i came across on tumblr that involves some intense incest that some of you seem to fantasize about here...