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Zodiac
02-05-2013, 08:45 PM
Basically what the titles says, which player would you least like to run into late at night in a backstreet alley?

Personally for me it'd be either Ivan Johnson or Artest

andremiller07
02-05-2013, 08:46 PM
Ivan Johnson its not even close

Budadiiii
02-05-2013, 08:46 PM
Delonte West, and it isn't particularly close.

Zodiac
02-05-2013, 08:47 PM
Delonte West, and it isn't particularly close.
lol I just imagined him stalking people while whispering hot sauce in my bag

Budadiiii
02-05-2013, 08:48 PM
Honorable mention to the dude who stuck his finger up Chris Kaman's asshole. Forget the name though.

Blue&Orange
02-05-2013, 08:49 PM
which player would you least like to run into late at night in a backstreet alley?

Jimmer Fredette.

Rubio2Gasol
02-05-2013, 08:49 PM
Crazy dudes are scary because they're unpredictable. So dudes like West and Artest are scary.

Johnson is just intimidating.

FreezingTsmoove
02-05-2013, 08:51 PM
Jimmer Fredette.

http://davessports.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/t1larg_fredette_gi.jpg

tikay0
02-05-2013, 08:51 PM
Met Artest in LA. Chill ass dude. West just seems crazy, but not out of the blue, stab you in the chest crazy.

I'd say Kirk Hinrich. You know he carrying bricks with him.

Zodiac
02-05-2013, 08:51 PM
Crazy dudes are scary because they're unpredictable. So dudes like West and Artest are scary.

Johnson is just intimidating.
Please son if you were walking down an alley and saw Ivan Johnson coming your way your ass is sprinting faster than a jackrabbit during hunting season

Mr. Jabbar
02-05-2013, 08:52 PM
Garnett since I'd only see his eyes

B-Low
02-05-2013, 08:52 PM
Artest before you spill a drink on him at a party

http://la.guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Ron_Artest1.jpg


Artest after you spill a drink on him at a party

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Q-Mf25DKAnI/Tl3SxXmfxVI/AAAAAAAAcLc/HO1Eq1h0GU4/s1600/RonArtest.jpg

Zodiac
02-05-2013, 08:54 PM
Ron Artest is like Tommy off of Goodfellas

Rubio2Gasol
02-05-2013, 08:54 PM
Please son if you were walking down an alley and saw Ivan Johnson coming your way your ass is sprinting faster than a jackrabbit during hunting season

:wtf: :coleman:

I said he was intimidating.

9512
02-05-2013, 08:55 PM
If I was a blonde white chick, I'd say Kobe.

9512
02-05-2013, 08:57 PM
Garnett since I'd only see his eyes

:roll: :roll:

Zodiac
02-05-2013, 08:57 PM
I'd nominate Miguel Pietrus as well for suspected cartel connections

BuffaloBill
02-05-2013, 09:02 PM
Ivan Johnson. What's scarier than a black guy named Ivan?

Zodiac
02-05-2013, 09:03 PM
In terms of game? Kobe circa 2006 and 2007 he was a living legend, respected, at his peak, with a mentality to embarrass you and score as much as possible. His game relies on intimidation.

In terms of crazy-ness / physicality / fighting? Ben Wallace, for physicality ... Delonte West and Ron Artest (throwback crazy)

In terms of in the open court, or getting caught under the basket with this guy having a full head of steam? LeBron, Wade, and Westbrook.

LeBron is the best player in the game, but he's not necessarily a scary talent. He doesn't intimidate the way Bird, MJ, and Kobe did things. LeBron is an inspire type talent. A gatherer, like Magic. He gets others involved. He doesn't talk trash. He's not usually going to break your ankles (unless your Brandon Bass or Batum) and he's not going to give you sick post moves that humiliate like Hakeem, MJ, Kobe, McHale, or Bird. The only time he's ever been scary was game 6 v.s. Boston. He played with the mentality of an MJ, Bird, or Kobe.

Scariest player in terms if you're not used to old school trash talk? Kevin Garnett, easily. Plus, we know he knows low blows that gets under player's skins.

Scariest player with the ball in his hands? Paul, Irving, Crawford, Wade, and Rose when healthy. Your ankles need to be worried, and it's obvious players are frightened of Kyrie Irving's handles, as well as Paul and Crawford. I've seen just the other day OKC refused to go solo on switches because they didn't want to be matched up with Irving and his handle. They refused to go through picks out of fear of being ISOed with him.

Same thing used to happen with Iverson.

No like shit you don't wanna meet in a back alley scary

Money 23
02-05-2013, 09:04 PM
In terms of game? Kobe circa 2006 and 2007 he was a living legend, respected, at his peak, with a mentality to embarrass you and score as much as possible. His game relies on intimidation. Defenders were afraid during this time period. It was visible. Hadn't seen defenders so shook since MJ.

In terms of crazy-ness / physicality / fighting? Ben Wallace, for physicality ... Delonte West and Ron Artest (throwback crazy)

Sleeper pick, Jerry Stackhouse. Guy was ruthless and seemingly never lost a fight. I'd also nominate Tony Allen in terms of fighting.

In terms of in the open court, or getting caught under the basket with this guy having a full head of steam? LeBron, Wade, and Westbrook.

LeBron is the best player in the game, but he's not necessarily a scary talent. He doesn't intimidate the way Bird, MJ, and Kobe did things. LeBron is an inspire type talent. A gatherer, like Magic. He gets others involved. He doesn't talk trash. He's not usually going to break your ankles (unless your Brandon Bass or Batum) and he's not going to give you sick post moves that humiliate like Hakeem, MJ, Kobe, McHale, or Bird. The only time he's ever been scary was game 6 v.s. Boston. He played with the mentality of an MJ, Bird, or Kobe.

Scariest player in terms if you're not used to old school trash talk? Kevin Garnett, easily. Plus, we know he knows low blows that gets under player's skins.

Scariest player with the ball in his hands? Paul, Irving, Crawford, Wade, and Rose when healthy. Your ankles need to be worried, and it's obvious players are frightened of Kyrie Irving's handles, as well as Paul and Crawford. I've seen just the other day OKC refused to go solo on switches because they didn't want to be matched up with Irving and his handle. They refused to go through picks out of fear of being ISOed with him.

Same thing used to happen with Iverson.

fsvr54
02-05-2013, 09:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5MgnjG9Q5I

LT Ice Cream
02-05-2013, 10:18 PM
I think I'd least want to fight Tony Allen

inclinerator
02-05-2013, 10:23 PM
if i didnt know who lebron was and i happen to run into him this day it would be scary

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--bSq8WoTXoE/T9F0qVDnfmI/AAAAAAAAJzo/uBXBk3dODMQ/s1600/dad%2527s%2Bback%2Band%2Bbrought%2Bhis%2Bbelt.jpg

Money 23
02-05-2013, 10:29 PM
if i didnt know who lebron was and i happen to run into him this day it would be scary

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--bSq8WoTXoE/T9F0qVDnfmI/AAAAAAAAJzo/uBXBk3dODMQ/s1600/dad%2527s%2Bback%2Band%2Bbrought%2Bhis%2Bbelt.jpg
Agreed. But he's only been that way ONCE

Noyze
02-05-2013, 10:57 PM
http://wbaisports.com/img/19-Reggie%20Evans.jpg

SpecialQue
02-05-2013, 11:07 PM
http://www.nba.com/media/act_john_salmons.jpg

TaLvsCuaL
02-05-2013, 11:11 PM
http://solecollector.com/media/sneakers/images/darko-milicic-nike-lunar-hyperdunk-2012.jpg

TaLvsCuaL
02-05-2013, 11:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIPFX6HWyt8
Attempt to embed in ISH :lol

Thechosen1
02-05-2013, 11:18 PM
the fact david west never got mentioned in this thread is hilarious...no one in the nba messes with david west

Michael_Wilbon
02-05-2013, 11:22 PM
If I was a blonde white chick, I'd say Kobe.

:applause:

SourPatchKids
02-05-2013, 11:24 PM
Anthony Davis or Marquis Daniels. If I have never met him personally than easily Drew Gooden.

Pushxx
02-05-2013, 11:49 PM
All jokes aside, Darko is one crazy mother****er.

bmd
02-05-2013, 11:53 PM
NBA players don't scare me because none of them can fight from what I've seen.

no pun intended
02-06-2013, 12:00 AM
Back in the day,

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg34/NBA7902/NBA%20Height%20Comparison/BigBenRasheed.jpg

jimmy77x
02-06-2013, 12:07 AM
http://www.nba.com/media/act_john_salmons.jpg

http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww39/Gudeldar/samwell.gif

ralph_i_el
02-06-2013, 12:46 AM
Ivan Johnson
Reggie Evans
Demarcus Cousins
Andrew Bynum- Dude shows no respect for opponent's bodies

I met ron artest and he was chill.

KrizMiz
02-06-2013, 08:54 AM
http://wbaisports.com/img/19-Reggie%20Evans.jpg


this was my first thought

chains5000
02-06-2013, 09:19 AM
if i didnt know who lebron was and i happen to run into him this day it would be scary

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--bSq8WoTXoE/T9F0qVDnfmI/AAAAAAAAJzo/uBXBk3dODMQ/s1600/dad%2527s%2Bback%2Band%2Bbrought%2Bhis%2Bbelt.jpg
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1171841/soon.gif

JerryWest
02-06-2013, 09:21 AM
Nate Robinson. Buffed up midgets are the scariest, and this one can jump.

artificial
02-06-2013, 09:49 AM
Tough call, but I would sh

Beatlezz
02-06-2013, 10:01 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2773/4405881247_f0cc153591_o.jpg
http://nedelmanreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bush-banjo-3-300x300.jpg

tomtucker
02-06-2013, 12:02 PM
http://2.media.sportspickle.cvcdn.com/73/67/8c51d4b6ef804dc0e6bf843cd3b21ae8.jpg

DLeagueWannabe
02-06-2013, 12:16 PM
Maurice Speights is the scariest guy in the league, seriously.

kNicKz
02-06-2013, 01:02 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/franjie77/wah.jpg

Djsonny
02-06-2013, 01:10 PM
May not be the scariest looking fool but I would not want to fight Nikola Pekovic. Dude is built and looks like warrior from medevil times

kshutts1
02-06-2013, 01:13 PM
Nate Robinson. Buffed up midgets are the scariest, and this one can jump.

This post made me think of those jumping spiders...

Not only they huge (for a spider), but they can jump!

I think I will now call Nate Rob "Spider"...

brandonislegend
02-06-2013, 02:59 PM
Maurice Speights is the scariest guy in the league, seriously.

This, its like he's mad at the time.