HELP!!!! IS my gf pregnant??????

[Boomerang]

ok.. her period is currently 2 weeks late. but her cycle isn't that timely and she's under some stress currently.

a month ago we had some foreplay, nothing else because there was no condom. i rubbed the head of my pe(n)is against her vag(i)na. She was wet, and i probably a little too at the tip. Now, there was NO penetration, I NEVER put it in her. I also never ejaculated. She layed on top of me, i rubbed it for a few minutes, it was wet. That's pretty much it.

So now she is 2 weeks late.. what are the possibilities? and the worst thing is she's currently on a family trip.. so she can't go to the doctor or do a pregnancy test until another week...

please help, any info, advice, etc.

[andremiller07]

Shes seeing another guy?

[KevinNYC]

Is it possible? Yes.

From the EPT website: (http://www.errorprooftest.com/pregnancy-test-information)


How soon you test. Waiting at least a week after a missed period will give you the most accurate result.

[Reef]

Name it after me!

[Boomerang]

no, there is no other guy.

so i guess it is technically possible, but as far as i know, the % should be extremely extremely low, to the point of a miracle to be pregnant right?

i mean married couples are constantly doing it without contraception, i can't be this fuukin lucky to get a baby just from rubbing it around can i??

i'd rather be this lucky at the lottery instead ...

[Burgz V2]

ok.. her period is currently 2 weeks late. but her cycle isn't that timely and she's under some stress currently.

a month ago we had some foreplay, nothing else because there was no condom. i rubbed the head of my pe(n)is against her vag(i)na. She was wet, and i probably a little too at the tip. Now, there was NO penetration, I NEVER put it in her. I also never ejaculated. She layed on top of me, i rubbed it for a few minutes, it was wet. That's pretty much it.

So now she is 2 weeks late.. what are the possibilities? and the worst thing is she's currently on a family trip.. so she can't go to the doctor or do a pregnancy test until another week...

please help, any info, advice, etc.

she's either cheating on you or just late on her period.

[QuebecBaller]

http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Grip-Cram-Johnson-Cuckold-2-B001RVR4OG-L.jpg

[Myth]

no, there is no other guy.

so i guess it is technically possible, but as far as i know, the % should be extremely extremely low, to the point of a miracle to be pregnant right?

i mean married couples are constantly doing it without contraception, i can't be this fuukin lucky to get a baby just from rubbing it around can i??

i'd rather be this lucky at the lottery instead ...

It is possible to get her pregnant that way. It is more probably that she cheated on you and you are just unaware. It is also possible that she is just late. But just in case, I want to introduce you to my friend:
























































































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[DCL]

there's like .01% of getting a girl pregnant even if you guys used a condom during another encounter.

extremely unlikely. i've never heard of it. but at least that's what the stats say.

[nathanjizzle]

You are the unluckiest guy in the world

[24r2]

leave her

[AirTupac]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1323632558_188845MAURY.jpg

[tomtucker]

she shouldnt be, i only came in her butt

it runs down doh

[JerrySteakhouse]

First of all, why didn't you **** her?? Who is that close and does't go for it??

And no, she can't really get pregnant if that is only what you guys did, chances of her getting pregnant by precum is really low like 2%. So either she ****ed another dude or you just won the lottery.

[bagelred]

http://misterjogja.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/black-baby-meme.jpg

[Overdrive]

You lost some semen on her ***** and then rubbed it? It's surely possible to get her pregnant that way. A friend of mine got a kid that way and it's 100% his.

[BGriffin's Dad]

enjoy the child support, bro

[Boomerang]

there's like .01% of getting a girl pregnant even if you guys used a condom during another encounter.

extremely unlikely. i've never heard of it. but at least that's what the stats say.
i hope what you're saying is right. i think the odds should be incredibly low..


First of all, why didn't you **** her?? Who is that close and does't go for it??

And no, she can't really get pregnant if that is only what you guys did, chances of her getting pregnant by precum is really low like 2%. So either she ****ed another dude or you just won the lottery.

if you read the post, i said we didn't have a condom then! obviously i didn't want the pregnancy to happen, which is why that's all we did


You lost some semen on her ***** and then rubbed it? It's surely possible to get her pregnant that way. A friend of mine got a kid that way and it's 100% his.

the only semen is from pre-***. i didn't ejaculate prior or after at all. elaborate on your friend's story?

[Just2McFly]

didn't have a condom?

n*gga please, there aren't any 24 hour stores around you guys? what kind of b*tch ass shit was that?

"oh, we dont have a condom so I am just going to stick my tip in there and lay down"

i have no faith in men anymore.

when i was in that situation, i ran to cvs(do at least double the speedlimit) and paid a king's ransom for that box of three just to take a crack at this girl's hairy box.:oldlol:

[Boomerang]

didn't have a condom?

n*gga please, there aren't any 24 hour stores around you guys? what kind of b*tch ass shit was that?

"oh, we dont have a condom so I am just going to stick my tip in there and lay down"

i have no faith in men anymore.

when i was in that situation, i ran to cvs(do at least double the speedlimit) and paid a king's ransom for that box of three just to take a crack at this girl's hairy box.:oldlol:
we are a couple, so it's not like i havent been there before. and it was cold as hell, and i was lazy. so yeah.. all we did was fool around a little bit.

i'm still nervous as hell right now. no news until she gets a chance to get away from a her family to get a preg test. but i'm scared. talk about your future being totally changed from what you pictured 1 week ago. and i'm only 25..

[tomtucker]

why not just the old blowjob.......:biggums:

[tomtucker]

just realized, gays have it easy.........fukking faggggots :mad:

[Draz]

You can get a girl pregnant by precum. While you're rubbing your ***** around her ****** area, the erection can lead to liquid precum you don't notice or feel, it happens. The chances are low, but there are chances of it happening. I have unprotected sex with my girlfriend, we've only used a condom twice out of the thousand of times doing it, and God forbid something were to happen, I don't know what I'd do. However, you need to be careful.

Why you didn't just put it in and control yourself from ejaculating baffles me considering you're already halfway there. You can't control precum, you can control ejaculating though if you try.

[Brujesino]

http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Grip-Cram-Johnson-Cuckold-2-B001RVR4OG-L.jpg
Lorena Sanchez is a good whore.Just not that a fan of those cuckold stuff.

[JerrySteakhouse]

i hope what you're saying is right. i think the odds should be incredibly low..



if you read the post, i said we didn't have a condom then! obviously i didn't want the pregnancy to happen, which is why that's all we did



the only semen is from pre-***. i didn't ejaculate prior or after at all. elaborate on your friend's story?

Not hard to get a condom :roll:

[BlueCrayon]

just realized, gays have it easy.........fukking faggggots :mad:

Pun intended?

[Overdrive]

the only semen is from pre-***. i didn't ejaculate prior or after at all. elaborate on your friend's story?

I know, it's still semen. It's basically the same story. He rubbed his dick on her ****** and then finger****ed her. No ejaculation. He had a paternal test done, because he couldn't believe it and it's his.

[B-Low]

"Baby, I think I might be pregnant. I'm scared..."

"Don't worry, let me jump on my basketball message board and see what to do next"

"I'm so glad I have a man that can take care of me. My mom was so wrong about you"

[Reef]

Look on the bright side, now that she's pregnant, you can hit it raw!

[Draz]

Look on the bright side, now that she's pregnant, you can hit it raw!

:roll: :roll:

/THREAD THREAD // THREAD // LMFAO

REP

[nathanjizzle]

u guys are disgusting.

[Boomerang]

I know, it's still semen. It's basically the same story. He rubbed his dick on her ****** and then finger****ed her. No ejaculation. He had a paternal test done, because he couldn't believe it and it's his.
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
this is crazy.. i know the chances of it happening is really low.. pregnant from precuum? jez just how strong is my sperm!?
oh well.. if i really get a kid, i guess i can be partly happy because it's a miracle kid.. this kid is probably a strong survivor type too..

but i really hope not.. fingers crossed..
another day and the blood has not hit

i've also done a ton of reading.. it seems missing a month of period could be normal too.. i'm hoping that is the case.

[ace23]

there's like .01% of getting a girl pregnant even if you guys used a condom during another encounter.
I don't understand this sentence.

[Clippersfan86]

It's a complete myth to scare people that precum can get a chick pregnant. Precum has usually has zero semen in it besides in rare cases. Only way is if you haven't taken a piss since the last time you came to clean the pipes. So either you came and didn't know it, came in her recently another time or she screwed another guy.

Also there is a chance her period is off due to stress or depression.

[Clippersfan86]

Actually just read after double checking that never before has sperm been found in pre ***. Like I said it's a scare tactic. Now if you came shortly before that and didn't pee, theb yes precum will push the semen out.

All combinations of possibilities factored this chart I found shows a 0.0025 percent chance to get pregnant from precum. In other words thats not what happened. Either you're not telling us the full story or your girl may have stepped out.

[Bcogswell]

Look on the bright side, now that she's pregnant, you can hit it raw!


:roll: :roll:

[dunksby]

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[Boomerang]

Actually just read after double checking that never before has sperm been found in pre ***. Like I said it's a scare tactic. Now if you came shortly before that and didn't pee, theb yes precum will push the semen out.

All combinations of possibilities factored this chart I found shows a 0.0025 percent chance to get pregnant from precum. In other words thats not what happened. Either you're not telling us the full story or your girl may have stepped out.
thanks bro!!! i love both of your posts!!!

i have been completely honest in my post. i did not ejaculate prior or after. and i never mastuurbate in front of my girl, so it is unlikely for that to happen.

i've done a lot of reading (like a mad man) over the last 24 hours, and it is very possible for a girl to miss her period due to stress, exercise, weight change etc. I'm hoping that's what it is.

but the shiit thing is her period still hasn't hit, and i still have to wait at least 5 more days before she comes back from her family trip, so we can do the preg test.

[Boomerang]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34646542.jpg
:lol
i had this exact image in my head..

[macmac]

Sounds like you already got help.....in getting her pregnant...


Booyah!

[tomtucker]

"that never before has sperm been found in pre ***...".......i belive sperm is present in pre kum :confusedshrug:

[Eat Like A Bosh]

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Just perfect! :roll:

[Boomerang]

GUYS, I'M BACK FOR AN UPDATE.

...................
THE PERIOD IS HERE!!!!
AFTER 3 WEEKS OVERDUE

thank goodness. i felt my future flashed before my eyes. i thought i had to get married n all that stuff. but now i'm a free man.

let this thread teach future ISH'ers that it is possible girls miss their periods entirely, or late 3 weeks. :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
i'ma free man :rockon: :rockon: :pimp: :pimp: :cheers:

if you were all at a party, i'm buying u all drinks!

[nathanjizzle]

GUYS, I'M BACK FOR AN UPDATE.

...................
THE PERIOD IS HERE!!!!
AFTER 3 WEEKS OVERDUE

thank goodness. i felt my future flashed before my eyes. i thought i had to get married n all that stuff. but now i'm a free man.

let this thread teach future ISH'ers that it is possible girls miss their periods entirely, or late 3 weeks. :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
i'ma free man :rockon: :rockon: :pimp: :pimp: :cheers:

if you were all at a party, i'm buying u all drinks!

:facepalm your not out of the woods, she can still be pregnant.

[Legend of Josh]

I haven't shared much of my personal life on the board lately ... but I want to share this bit of information.

I had a son two months ago, with my soon to be wife. We named our son, Legend.

Real talk.

[millwad]

I haven't shared much of my personal life on the board lately ... but I want to share this bit of information.

I had a son two months ago, with my soon to be wife. We named our son, Legend.

Real talk.

Stop lying, you baldie!

[Legend of Josh]

Stop lying, you baldie!

Why would I lie about that?

[Clippersfan86]

"that never before has sperm been found in pre ***...".......i belive sperm is present in pre kum :confusedshrug:

It's dead sperm and the highest count measured was 20k sperm. For an ejaculation you have an average of 300 MILLION going into a girl and even then it's not close to guaranteed. Do the math :D .

[Clippersfan86]

GUYS, I'M BACK FOR AN UPDATE.

...................
THE PERIOD IS HERE!!!!
AFTER 3 WEEKS OVERDUE

thank goodness. i felt my future flashed before my eyes. i thought i had to get married n all that stuff. but now i'm a free man.

let this thread teach future ISH'ers that it is possible girls miss their periods entirely, or late 3 weeks. :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
i'ma free man :rockon: :rockon: :pimp: :pimp: :cheers:

if you were all at a party, i'm buying u all drinks!

It was likely stress related like I told you. Now hopefully you learn a lesson and are more careful man, we all have those scares at some point.