2,079 things you'd rather do than watch the 2012 & 2013 NBA All-Star Dunk Contest

[Batz]

Just because mods in the NBA Forum deleted a potentially GOAT thread last year, the irony of the Second Round, and to celebrate Terrence Ross' win...

Lets pile up another legendary 2, 079 list (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=188536)here in the OTC



Lemme start off:


1. Watch SourPatchKids dunk golf balls through hula hoops for 10 hours.

[RoboticWang]

Listen to Shaq.

[CelticBaller]

Watch WNBA


2 soon?

[Batz]

Watch WNBA


2 soon?
Bravo.

4. Sing along to Nicki Minaj.

[BoogieWoogieMan]

Drink 24 cans of non-alcoholic beer.

[Batz]

7. Rape a pillow.

[niko]

Go on a date with Flo.

[andgar923]

Go on a date with Niko.

[Batz]

10. Keep track of the numbers myself.

C'mon people. Numbers.

[SourPatchKids]

10. Watch highlights of the 1997 NBA Slam Dunk Contest

[Batz]

12. Watch SPK watch highlights of the 1997 NBA Slam Dunk Contest.

[Budadiiii]

Kill an infant with my bare hands while fisting Batz' mother

[RoboticWang]

14. - 2079.

Anything.

[Batz]

15. Budaiii

[niko]

10. Watch highlights of the 1997 NBA Slam Dunk Contest
Looks at the butt ugly girls in your avatar.

[Batz]

17. http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/043/b/a/model_nice__by_coffeefan25-d5upy41.jpg

[gigantes]

19. discover jesus.

[RoboticWang]

18. This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDb_u6zLfq4&feature=player_detailpage#t=387s

:coleman:

[RoboticWang]

20.

Gnaw my own arm off to escape.

[niko]

Write poems to honor Tony Romo.

[Batz]

22. Write poems to honor niko's poems honoring Tony Romo.

[Budadiiii]

Have unprotected sex with Batz' grandmother's corpse

[ballup]

Attend the D-League All Star game.

[andgar923]

Attend the D-League All Star game.
25. Attend that dog competition.

[andgar923]

I'd rather do this to myself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8zMT2jp39Ss#t=76s

[Batz]

27. Watch andgar do that stuff to himself.




Naked.

[Batz]

28. Sleep.

[D-Wade316]

29. Watch tranny sex

[Jakeh008]

30. Harlem Shake

[IamRAMBO24]

31. 2 girls in 1 cup in slow mo.
32. Go deer hunting with Oscar Pistorious.

[eriX]

33. Take a fap? :confusedshrug:

[blablabla]

34. Post in this Thread

[B-Easy8]

17. http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/043/b/a/model_nice__by_coffeefan25-d5upy41.jpg

Who is this???????

35. Fap to whoever this is.

[Batz]

Who is this???????

35. Fap to whoever this is.
36. Lauren York.

[CeltsGarlic]

37. Watch '14 one and hope its better.

[CarlosBoozer]

38. Listen to Al's music

[CeltsGarlic]

38. Listen to Al's music

39. To say "Uvo, play hipster rap"

[D-Wade316]

40. Watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpJ-T2RXcgA
41. Wow

[Math2]

42. Spend 3 hours in the ****ing DMV (**** you DMV)

[Styles p]

43. drag my dick through a colony of fire ants.

[D-Wade316]

33. Take a fap? :confusedshrug:
44. Just did. :cheers:

[Batz]

45. Twice.

[ballup]

46. With both hands while doing a 360.

[Batz]

47. Naked.

[JerryWest]

49. Pop a molly

[CelticBaller]

50. Sweat

[Budadiiii]

51. Jack off into Batz' mother's underwear drawer

[Legends66NBA7]

52. Cleveland Steamer

[Wally450]

53. Watch this thread drop to the 3rd page by tomorrow.

[Batz]

54. Watch Ne-Yo live.

[Wally450]

54. Find out who the f*ck can provide me a stream to Elimination Chamber!!!

[Batz]

54. Find out who the f*ck can provide me a stream to Elimination Chamber!!!
55. http://www.firstrow1.eu/watch/169814/1/watch-wwe-elimination-chamber-2013.html

[Legends66NBA7]

56. Walking to a bar an hour away in Toronto's current whether.

[PullupJay]

57) rub my nuts all over expired onion rings

[Legends66NBA7]

58) Scroll through the NBA Forum.

[ballup]

59. Send pictures of all the things mentioned above to Jeff

[CelticBaller]

61.) Have sex with a pencil.

[Batz]

62. Then sharpen DAT pencil

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN HAHA XD

[Batz]

64. Doom II

[Batz]

65. Doom 64
66. Doom. The Movie.




Yeah I said it.

[Batz]

GAACCKKK! My heart.


How dare you say that before we even finish the Doom stuff?

67. Doom III
68. Gotta go back to bed. Insomnia being a bitch. Got shit to do tomorrow.

[Batz]

70. Haha. 69.

[Batz]

90. Doom. Naked.

[CeltsGarlic]

91. Share music with white people on my facebook.

[CarlosBoozer]

92. Play Aliens.

[Batz]

91. Share music with white people on my facebook.
93. :bowdown:

[Batz]

94. Eat a banana. Naked. In public. Whilst making constant eye contact.

[Batz]

96. Have some pork tenderloin with sweet potato fries and some asparagus.

[Scholar]

97. Watch the 2013 NBA Slam Dunk Contest that I recorded on my DVR.

[Batz]

98. Kill Scholar.

[Scholar]

99. Wait for #100 while posting the 100th response in the thread.

[Batz]

100. Post the 100th response.

[d.bball.guy]

102. Fap

[Lakers Legend#32]

Watch WNBA porn.

[steve franchise]

103. Listen to music. Am I doing this right?

[PullupJay]

Con los terroristas .............Do the harlem shake peww pew peww peww pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pewww pew peww peww pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pewwwpew peww peww pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pewwwpew peww peww pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pewww *lion roar*

[Batz]

106. Mug children.

[ballup]

108. Wear an Uncle Sam costume in Saudi Arabia.

[Batz]

109. Bump this thread.

[JerryWest]

110. Kill Grubs

[Lakers Legend#32]

111. Compare d!cks with Ann Coulter

[JerryWest]

112. Watch the Spurs :sleeping

[Batz]

113. Watch the Spurs!

[Bandito]

115. Wash my car!

[Batz]

116. Watch cars getting washed.

[CeltsGarlic]

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117. ....El....

[Scholar]

118. Count the # of times PullupJay typed "pew" in his post.

[ballup]

114. Take JerryWest and insidehoops off of ignore
119. Put JerryWest on my friends list