If you could wife anyone, who would it be?

[brandonislegend]

Me either Alicia Keys or Natalie Portman, both just seem like wifey material.

[Is He Ill]

Oprah

[brandonislegend]

Oprah

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/oh_i_see_what_you_did_there.gif

[Jasi]

The oldest billionaire woman on the planet?

[Rasheed1]

Imma a grown man, but I get giddy when I see Sophia Vegara for some reason. I watched alot of Charo as a kid and I love those blatantly latina women with the accent going over the top.

http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/article_slideshow_slide/public/2012/10/26/sofia-vergara_4.jpg

^she might be a straight beeeyoch in RL :confusedshrug: I dont know, but from this distance? :cheers:

My other longtime crush is claudette Ortiz from City High

http://www.stud-center.com/wallpaper/claudette-ortiz/claudette-ortiz-5739.jpg

I love me some Claudette boy:banana: would wife... All she has to do is call me

[Flagrant 2]

Helen Keller

http://www.nndb.com/people/074/000046933/keller.jpg

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/5881/bfap.gif

[JerrySteakhouse]

Sophia Bush

http://www.straitpinkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/aaasophia_bush_2967.jpg

[bmd]

Maybe somebody like Megyn Kelly from Fox News. She's got a wifey personality.

http://www.empowernetwork.com/adrianfrank/files/2012/12/Fox-news-Megyn-Kelly1.jpg

[alenleomessi]

if we are talking celebs then jennifer lawrence probably
pretty,fit, not-slutty, smart and great personality

[Stuckey]

Natalie Portman probably

[blablabla]

Messi
fixed that shit for you

[b1imtf]

fixed that shit for you
LOL

[CP3MVP]

Lima.

http://i.imgur.com/c8ajzxf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/XAc7wnYl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/DtMRIBCl.jpg

[-p.tiddy-]

hate to sound like Meticode but my own wife :facepalm

she is very smart, about to get her Masters, sexy as hell, very in shape...absolutely killer body, very outgoing and down to Earth...not the slightest bit negative....great unique sense of style that is all her own

I apologize for the severe vomit inducing moment that goes against the nature of this thread, I really am sorry, I know you want to punch me...but it's the truth, I feel very lucky to have her.



can't believe I just wrote that wtf have I become :facepalm

[B-Low]

Mi Amour

http://25.media.tumblr.com/61e528d826aadfdf5d9bb2622a99d50f/tumblr_miy8tdUDhf1rl2iazo1_500.gif

[niko]

hate to sound like Meticode but my own wife :facepalm

she is very smart, about to get her Masters, sexy as hell, very in shape...absolutely killer body, very outgoing and down to Earth...not the slightest bit negative....great unique sense of style that is all her own

I apologize for the severe vomit inducing moment that goes against the nature of this thread, I really am sorry, I know you want to punch me...but it's the truth, I feel very lucky to have her.



can't believe I just wrote that wtf have I become :facepalm
i think the topic is by default BESIDES YOUR OWN WIFE. :rant

http://i926.photobucket.com/albums/ad109/asianidols/japanese%20idols/WakaInoue9.jpg

I saw Waka Inoue once. We saw her once in the airplane and she asked for a soda or something (i was with my wife) and the way she moved and talked was like WOW. My wife said "wow she has really nice breasts". (Reason 18 why in real life i wouldn't leave my wife, she points out nice racks.)

[-p.tiddy-]

i think the topic is by default BESIDES YOUR OWN WIFE. :rant

yes I know, I apologized for going against the nature of the thread, but just being honest...

BESIDES my own woman...


http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a272b14134d4dd225cf14aaa9dbd524/tumblr_mf1dmqLbrR1rszy1ro1_500.jpg

http://tbohiphop.net/UserFiles/images/images/Claudia_Sampedro_76789.jpg

http://hustlebunny.com/content/2011/07/claudia-sampedro-2-600x400.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/-iHL7GFpwoPY/UELi3ZXXo0I/AAAAAAAAEnI/0BEb4EINVkU/s640/claudia-sampedro-1.jpg



only problem is I have no idea what her personality is like...for all I know she can't speak English

infact scratch that...she is more like my "If I could fck anyone" girl

what is this thread about again?...I can't do this

[B-Low]

only problem is I have no idea what her personality is like...for all I know she can't speak English

infact scratch that...she is more like my "If I could fck anyone" girl

what is this thread about again?...I can't do this


Reminds me of the convo between Ron and Brian on Anchorman about love :oldlol:

Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once.
Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name?
Brian Fantana: I don't remember.
Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going...
Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.
Brian Fantana: Damn it.

[-p.tiddy-]

lol B


okay, PT's pick TAKE -3

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0pHesm5JfAw/TzPFuKBjD9I/AAAAAAAAAuY/nyoLibUoeyU/s640/jessica+biel+latest+dresses+(7).jpg


Biel

very sexy, and as far as I know she is super cool in real life...and not slutty either (as far as I know)


the one problem with her is that she is currently married to Timberlake, but other than that she is my pick

[-p.tiddy-]

Eva Mendes comes off as though she is cool as fck too...she would be a good pick

she is getting old though...not much time on her left

Biel is 31...that's a decent age...perfect for me would be around 28 I think

[BRabbiT]

It would be my current GF. Strong, smart, loving, beautiful.

Although Dania Ramirez would be second in line:D


http://img1.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/50010/1000196583/870/dania-ramirez-in-everglow-g-string-bikini-photo-u1.jpg

[nightprowler10]

The thread title made me instantly think of Catherine Mcphee, so I'll go with her.

http://amglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/katharine-mcphee-1.jpg

[B-Low]

Shame on you B-Low. After all Daniella has done for you, you wouldn't wife her. She deserves much better than the square she is with now.

Honestly my top 3 would be J Law, Daniella and AJ Lee. After that there's really no other close contender for my heart

[L.Kizzle]

Chick who played Kimmy Gibbler.

[B-Low]

Chick who played Kimmy Gibbler.

DeucesWallace?
http://crujonessociety.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/kimmy_gibbler.jpg

[Mach_3]

if i had to choose it'd probably Alicia Keys because I could smash a sexy ass black girl, wife her, divorce her, maybe end up getting half her stuff and then move on to the next hot broad so in the end everyone wins ^_^

[ROCSteady]

My wife -Meticode

[Bandito]

Jessica Rabbit

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121014124555/disney/images/5/52/Jessica_rabbit.png

[Bcogswell]

I was talking about Hayden Panettiere and Emma Watson.

I really like them too, but I'd have to add in Yvonne Strahovski, and Jennifer Lawerence. :bowdown: :bowdown:

[ace23]

+1 for Erin Burnett

[Big League]

Shanola Hampton

[fiddy]

Misa Campo is defintiely one of the first one on my list. I'd take Vitctoria Justice as well.


April (AJ Lee) isn't a bad choice.

And Alamo disrespects the person he's representing in his title. Unbelievable.

Are you guys talking abour her (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AJ_Lee)? Only con i could think of is her height: Billed height 5 ft 2 in (1.57 m)[

[magic chiongson]

Me either Alicia Keys or Natalie Portman, both just seem like wifey material.

agreed

[maybeshewill13]

Natalie Portman probably

Good choice

[TylerOO]

Chick who played Kimmy Gibbler.

:lol

My pick is Mila Kunis no question

[TexasBloodMoney]

Probably Lights

http://www.popculturemadness.com/interview/2010/pics/Lights.jpg

F u Beau :mad:

[lilojmayo]

DeucesWallace?
http://crujonessociety.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/kimmy_gibbler.jpg


B-Low got jokes :lol

[Jello]

Young Kelly Preston.

[KeyNote]

Hannah Simone from the show New Girl

tops on the list

[maybeshewill13]

:lol

My pick is Mila Kunis no question

Oh ya nice

[alenleomessi]

i love jennifer lawrence after watching the hunger games.. i even had to stop in the middle of the movie to bust a fast one

[niko]

i love messi
fixed

[No_Look604]

OP's got taste. :applause:

[Dragonyeuw]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/-iHL7GFpwoPY/UELi3ZXXo0I/AAAAAAAAEnI/0BEb4EINVkU/s640/claudia-sampedro-1.jpg





:bowdown: :bowdown:

[rufuspaul]

hate to sound like Meticode but my own wife :facepalm



Where's Meticode been lately?


Anyway, besides my wife:


http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/beadlebball.gif

[alenleomessi]

fixed
you are still shorter than him, maybe you should take HGH too :cheers:

[imnew09]

Jennifer Lawrence

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Hmmm.

Probably a famous Italian actress or Arab or Persian girl from the late 1800s or early 1900s.

Can't think of any names, but they have the wife like qualities.

No matter how charismatic, cool, or funny someone like Lawrence is... nothing beats having a woman by your side who is selfless and devoted to you and whose greatest pleasure comes from pleasing you. Your true better half. And whoever says omg they're subservient and weak... I'd like to see them pull off the strength needed to raise children in a violent harsh place even if it leads to their death like Vito's Ma did in Godfather 2. And if anyone says the woman of the past were stupid and uneducated I'd love to see them exchange wits with any lady.

I kinda think our grandpas and greatgrandpas got a good deal even if it is just one.

[HardwoodLegend]

Hannah Simone from the show New Girl

tops on the list

Solid choice.

[TheMan]

hate to sound like Meticode but my own wife :facepalm

she is very smart, about to get her Masters, sexy as hell, very in shape...absolutely killer body, very outgoing and down to Earth...not the slightest bit negative....great unique sense of style that is all her own

I apologize for the severe vomit inducing moment that goes against the nature of this thread, I really am sorry, I know you want to punch me...but it's the truth, I feel very lucky to have her.



can't believe I just wrote that wtf have I become :facepalm
Pvssy...also, pics or GTFO.