If Johndeeregreen was Part 1

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

If John Deere Green was a nightmare of a Shakespeare Character he'd be Mon Leer Dream
If John Deere Green was an acre of grass on the front of a suburban residence, he'd be Lawn There Green.
If John Deere Green was a snippet of cinema involving two early to rise alcoholics he'd be Dawn Beer Scene
If John Deere Green was a terrorist investment scam he'd be Pon(zi) Fear Scheme.


Create your own!

[LamarOdom]

If Jefferson Money was straight he would be having sex with females

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

If Jefferson Money was straight he would be having sex with females

If LamarOdom was an Arab country, he'd be QatarOdom
If LamarOdom was a villain in Aladdin he'd be Jafar odom
If Lamar odom was a spanish bullfighter he'd be Matarodom
If LamarOdom was a piece of male anatomy, he'd be LamarScrotum

If BuffaloBill was an amusement park ride, he'd be BuffaloThrill
If BuffaloBill was a member of the BP oil squad, he'd be BuffaloSpill
If BuffaloBill was a small sea organism with a shrimpy taste he'd be BuffaloKrill

[LamarOdom]

If LamarOdom was an Arab country, he'd be QatarOdom
If LamarOdom was a villain in Aladdin he'd be Jafar odom
If Lamar odom was a spanish bullfighter he'd be Matarodom
If LamarOdom was a piece of male anatomy, he'd be LamarScrotum

If LamarOdom was a reality star, he'd be GlamourOdom




If BuffaloBill was an amusement park ride, he'd be BuffaloThrill
If BuffaloBill was a member of the BP oil squad, he'd be BuffaloSpill
If BuffaloBill was a small sea organism with a shrimpy taste he'd be BuffaloKrill

If Buffalobill was an assassin, he'd be BufalloKill

[ZeN]

If LamarOdom was a ******* his name would be LamarOdom
If Buffallo Bill was a comic character hed be Chu from Chew
If BB was in romeo and juliet hed be a manic montigue
If Buffallo was a stand up comic hes be Hart part deux
If Bill was a lie hed be a well constructed, planned out ruse

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

:applause: Good work fellaz.

If B-Low was a overweight NBA player with an ugly shooting form, he'd be Z-Bo
If B-Low was a rapper lamenting about his lack of height he'd be Skee-lo,
If B-Low was featured on a hit song called Crazy he'd be Cee Lo,
If B-Low had ten different baby mommas and put on wack music he'd be ShawTY Lo.
If B-Low was a unit of measurement, he'd be a Kilo :D

If Zen was a female chicken, he'd be a Hen.
If Zen was an anabolic steroid, he'd be Tren.
If Zen was a Chinese last name, he'd be Chen or Shen
If Zen was a woman's name abbreviated from Jennifer, he'd be Jen.

[B-Low]

If John Deere Green was a no-nonsense manly man who drove a truck and hated the majority of things that make the general modern-day public smile, he would be John Deere Green.




Wait, did i do it wrong?

[LamarOdom]

If Batz was in How I met your mother, he'd be Cherbatski

[ZeN]

If LamarOdom had blue balls hed be LamarBrokenScrotum
If LamarOdom was spinning in Inception hed be LamarTheTotem
If LamarOdom was connected to fiber optic cables, hed be LamarModem
If LamarOdom was in a digestive system hed be LamarTheColon

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

If Vapid was a flowing body of water, he'd be Rapid.
If Jennifer Lawrence was a peasant girl, she'd be Jennifer Poorence
If Jennifer Lawrence was a dessert, she'd be Jennifer Currants.
If Jennifer Lawrence had 9 clones she'd be Ten Lawrence.

[PullupJay]

If Mr. I'm So Rad got laid he would be Mr. I'm So Glad.

If Mr. I'm So Rad's dog died he'd be If Mr. I'm So Sad.

If Mr. I'm So Rad had a baby with a hooker but denied he was the father on the tv show Maury he'd be Mr. I'm No Dad

[StroShow4]

If BuffaloBill was a southern rap album he'd be BuffaloTrill.

[LamarOdom]

If ZeN was French, He'd live in Cayenne
If ZeN sold drugs, he'd work in an opium den.
If Zen was gay, he'd be ben dover
If Zen was a clock, he'd be Big Ben
If Zen was a basketball coach, he'd be the Zen Master

Moi noy bueno.

[B-Low]

If LatinaHeat was a slab of steak served in a Mexican bar, she'd be CantinaMeat

If CatzHernandez was a long lecture that your date's father gave you before you took her out to dinner, he'd be CrapHerDadSays

If KBlaze was a sexually curious high school boy exploring his sexuality, he'd be GayPhase

If Vapid contributed anything entertaining to this board he'd be unrecognizable

If Zen were an unnecessary clone of Ryu he'd be Ken

[ZeN]

If PullupJay was Mexican hed be PullupGuey
If PullupJay liked Glee hed be PullupGay
If PullupJay was a sliced up fish hed be a PullupFilet
If PullupJay was Shutterworth, Jesus hed be PullupRay

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

If Nick Cannon's real first name was Richard, he'd be D!ck Cannon.
If Nick Cannon was a child who was prone to disease, he'd be Sick Cannon.
If Nick Cannon filled out the F bubble on the gender sheets, he'd be Chick Cannon.


AHAHHAHA Pullupjay bringin hot fiyah ! :pimp:

[StroShow4]

If John Deere Green was black he'd be Cadillac Escalade Blue.

[LamarOdom]

If Mr. I'm So Rad got laid he would be Mr. I'm So Glad.

If Mr. I'm So Rad's dog died he'd be If Mr. I'm So Sad.

If Mr. I'm So Rad had a baby with a hooker but denied he was the father on the tv show Maury he'd be Mr. I'm No Dad

If Mr I'm So Rad was white, he'd be Mr. I'm So Brad,

[ZeN]

If StrowShow was a food program hed be a CulinaryShow
If StrowShow glowed in the dark hed be a GlowShow
If StrowShow got a girl pregnant hed be a NoShow
If StrowShow was an ISH legend hed be ZeNShow

[StroShow4]

If StrowShow was a ISH legent hed be ZeNShow

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/000/681/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg

[ZeN]

StroShow4 more like NoShow0


joking..no doubt.. lol

[LamarOdom]

If CarlosBoozer played hard, he'd be CarlosBruiser
If CarlosBoozer smoked, he'd be Carlos tobacoo user
If CarlosBoozer had a boat, he'd be CarlosCruizer
If CarlosBoozer was an addict, he'd be Carlos substance abuser

[StroShow4]

If BuffaloBill was a female he'd be BuffaloJill.
If BuffaloBill was a cold beverage he'd be BuffaloChill.
If BuffaloBill wasn't a Buffalo he'd be Bill.
If BuffaloBill was a really old coin he'd be BuffaloNickel.

[mlh1981]

If Stroshow spoke with a lisp, he would go by throwthow

[B-Low]

If mlh1981 were born 3 years later, he'd be mlh1984



ok yours isn't easy...

[Jasi]

if mlh1981 was a jedi, he'd be mlh19obiwan

:confusedshrug:

damn you killed the thread

[LamarOdom]

If B-Low was happy, he'd be B-Glow
If B-Low was hated, he'd be B-foe
If B-Low was a woman , he'd be Marylin Monroe.


If mlh1981 were born 3 years later, he'd be mlh1984
.

:roll:

[StroShow4]

If B-Low was cocaine he'd be Blow.
If Gobb was obese he'd be Blob.
If RealMenWearGreen was Cam'Ron in 2003 he'd be RealMenWearPink.
If VcDrivesAPorscheToWork wasn't full of shit he'd still be posting on ISH.

[LamarOdom]

Can someone do a Jeff/Steve/Insidehoop?

[B-Low]

if mlh1981 was a jedi, he'd be mlh19obiwan

:confusedshrug:

damn you killed the thread

if mlh1981 were the most tragic assassination of the civil rights era he'd be MLK1968.






Best I think we'll be able to do...

[Jasi]

Can someone do a Jeff/Steve/Insidehoop?

If Insidehoops was a DJ he'd be InsideLoops
If Insidehoops was coprophagist he'd be InsidePoops

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

if mlh1981 was a jedi, he'd be mlh19obiwan

:confusedshrug:

damn you killed the thread

If Jasi was a show in which a degenerate rapper named Graham. AUBREY came from he'd be Degrassi.
If Jasi was an adjective, he'd be classy.
If Jasi was a heavy cream drink in Punjab, he'd be Lassi.
If Jasi was a heroic border colllie he'd be Lassie.
If Jasi was an R and B singer who leaked her nude breasts for all of us to enjoy, he'd be Cassie.

[StroShow4]

If MLH1981 was an elementary school in New York City he'd be PS1981.

[Jailblazers7]

If I was a porno, I would be Jailbaiters 7

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

If I was a porno, I would be Jailbaiters 7

If JailBlazers7 was a place where Good Christian members of the Portland Basketball team go, he'd be JailBlazersHeaven.
If JailBlazers7 was a off-white type of sports jacket, he'd be a PaleBlazer7.
If JailBlazers7 was a cow who got sick of eating old grass, he'd be StaleGrazer7.
If JailBlazers7 was a LUpe Fiasco album that didn't hit platinum he'd be FailLasers7.
If JailBlazers7 didn't have his eyesight he'd be BraileBlazers7
If JailBlazers7 was a vegetable he'd be KaleBlazers7.
If JailBlazersy7 was a cop who liked to attack people on the a$$ he'd be TailTazers7

[StroShow4]

If B-Low was worth one point he'd be Free Throw.
If B-Low lived in my basement he'd be Below.
If JailBlazers7 based his monicker on a more modern era of Portland basketball he'd be FrailBlazers7.
If JeffersonMoney was a Cash Money Millionaire he'd be JefferStunMoney.
If Jasi was a New York City basketball legend he'd be Bassy.
If Jasi was a black dude that ran out of lotion he'd be Ashy.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

IfStroShow was a commercial trying to convince innocent African Americans to purchase a hair product that results in more sexual congress with ladies he'd be SoulGlow4


If StroShow4 was a documentary about harvesting cocaine he'd be GrowBlow4

If StroShow4 was a program discussing various methods in increasing your streams of cash it'd be DoughFlow4

[Jailblazers7]

If Jefferson Money was Thomas Jefferson's bee farm he would be Jefferson Honey
If Jefferson Money was a sexual act committed by Thomas Edison's toothless wife he would be the Edison Gummy
If Jefferson Money was a heat exchange of words in a pickup game he would be Son DontTouchMe

[StroShow4]

If JeffersonMoney got married and died he'd be LeftHerSomeMoney.
If JailBlazers7 was an electronic hammer he'd be NailBlazer7.
If JeffersonMoney was the 1st president of the United States he'd be WashingtonMoney.
If JailBlazers7 was an inspector at a bucket factory he'd be PailGrader7.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

Can someone do a Jeff/Steve/Insidehoop?
If Insidehoops was a Chinese Website, then it'd be LinsideHoops.

If Insidehoops was a Black Website, then it'd be Tyronsidehoops.

[Done_And_Done]

If Insidehoops was a Chinese Website, then it'd be LinsideHoops.

If Insidehoops was a Black Website, then it'd be Tyronsidehoops.

And if it was based on gay porn, it would be InsidePoops...

[hateraid]

If LatinaHeat was a slab of steak served in a Mexican bar, she'd be CantinaMeat

If CatzHernandez was a long lecture that your date's father gave you before you took her out to dinner, he'd be CrapHerDadSays

If KBlaze was a sexually curious high school boy exploring his sexuality, he'd be GayPhase

If Vapid contributed anything entertaining to this board he'd be unrecognizable

If Zen were an unnecessary clone of Ryu he'd be Ken


:roll:
Oh man, I'm crying here!

[rufuspaul]

Funniest thread I've read in awhile. Good work ISHiots!


If GreatGreg worked the Sunday brunch he'd be GreatGregsBenedict.
If StroShow trained prostitutes he'd be ShowHo.
Zen at the beach is a California RayZen.
If I could think of anything that rhymed with starface other than car chase I might have a chance to be witty here.

[B-Low]

If Rufuspaul was a Pete's Montreaux-induced coma he'd be a RoofieSpell

[Tarik One]

If Professor Murder was a wifebeater he'd be Professor Hurt Her
If Professor Murder had Tourettes he'd be Professor Blurter
If Professor Murder had Irritable Bowel Syndrome he'd be Professor Turder
If Professor Murder had any pimp game he'd be Professor Flirter

[Jailblazers7]

If Professor Murder was a hot dog eating champion he would be Professor Frankfurter

[hateraid]

If b-low took the top bunk he'd be a-bove

If Jtotheizzo wanted to play a condiment joke he'd be jizzinthemayo

If thorpesaurous slept with Courney Love he'd have herpesgalaurous

[CeltsGarlic]

if blablabla was black hed be ballaballaballa
if dond was from Thailand hed be donshe
if dond had longer tongue hed be yoshi

[Dasher]

If CelticsGarlic was violently angry he'd be CelticsBrolic
If CelticsGarlic was a condition that kept babies up all night he'd be CelticsColic
If CelticsGarlic was a hairstyle worn by Little Rascal Alfalfa he'd be CelticsCowLick

[blablabla]

If dond13 was a different insidehoops poster he'd be dondadda

[ZeN]

If SourPatchKid was a drug addict hed be SpeedFreakJunkie
If SourPatchKid was a different candy hed be GummyBearBuddy
If SourPatchKid was a sandwhich hed be WhiteBreadLunchMeat
If SourPatchKid were Gilbert Arenas hed be AgentZeroHibachi!

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

If dasher was carrying on the tradition of Jack the Ripper he'd be slashher
If dasher was a fan of Chris brown, Arabs, and sought to repeal the vawa act he'd be bashher
If dasher undertook sharia law in disciplining premarital sex he'd be lashher
If dasher did not trust banks and wanted his savings nearby he'd be stashed
If dasher liked to expose his manhood to oncoming females he'd be flashher

[MetsPackers]

If Johndeergreen was on ISH he'd be angry and butthurt all the time; whining and bytching while calling other immature and claiming to be older.
If Johndeergreen was not a virgin he'd have much less pent up anger.
If Johndeergreen was American, he'd finally be happy and able to let go of the grudge he holds over his parents for bearing him in Canada.

Edit:
Oh shyt we can do other people. word more to come later

[ZeN]

If Johndeergreen was on ISH he'd be angry and butthurt all the time; whining and bytching while calling other immature and claiming to be older.
If Johndeergreen was not a virgin he'd have much less pent up anger.
If Johndeergreen was American, he'd finally be happy and able to let go of the grudge he holds over his parents for bearing him in Canada.

Edit:
Oh shyt we can do other people. word more to come later
Your doing it wrong.

[LamarOdom]

If Gobb was a Nazi, he'd be Goebbels


Your doing it wrong.

You're.

[ZeN]

If Gobb was a Nazi, he'd be Goebbels

Niiice...




You're.

Exactly.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

If Mr. I'm So Rad got laid he would be Mr. I'm So Glad.

If Mr. I'm So Rad's dog died he'd be If Mr. I'm So Sad.

If Mr. I'm So Rad had a baby with a hooker but denied he was the father on the tv show Maury he'd be Mr. I'm No Dad
Wow! :roll:


If LatinaHeat was a slab of steak served in a Mexican bar, she'd be CantinaMeat

If CatzHernandez was a long lecture that your date's father gave you before you took her out to dinner, he'd be CrapHerDadSays

If KBlaze was a sexually curious high school boy exploring his sexuality, he'd be GayPhase

If Vapid contributed anything entertaining to this board he'd be unrecognizable

If Zen were an unnecessary clone of Ryu he'd be Ken
This one's pretty damn clever.

This thread is is freaking hilarious, keep it up guys! :cheers:

[ZeN]

If Eat Like A Bosh was a CEO hed be Eat Like A Boss
If Eat Like A Bosh was named Randy hed be Eat Like A Moss
If Eat Like A Bosh dressed like a boss hed be Eat While So Posh
If Eat Like A Bosh had mad sexual swag hed be F*cks With Panache

[rufuspaul]

If b-low took the top bunk he'd be a-bove

If Jtotheizzo wanted to play a condiment joke he'd be jizzinthemayo

If thorpesaurous slept with Courney Love he'd have herpesgalaurous


:roll:


If hateraid was a promiscuous food server he'd be waiterlaid.
When hateraid fired the domestic help he was like "latermaid".
If hateraid was a hole in the ground caused by a meteor he'd be cratermade.
If hateraid was a good place to play video games he's be greatarcade.

[StroShow4]

If Dasher was a hater he'd be Basher.
If Dasher wanted to invite a girl out on a date he'd be AskHer.
If Dasher made delectable mashed potatoes he'd be Masher.
If RufusPaul was a place in a public restroom he'd be RufusStall.
If RufusPaul was Shawn Bradley he'd be DufusTall.
If RufusPaul was an elementary school basketball team he'd be StudentsBall.

[ZeN]

If Dasher was an Eminem wanna be, hed be Roth.. First name Asher
If Dasher was a bootleg male Ke$ha his name likely would be Ka$her
If Dasher went on a killing spree then he would be The ISH Slasher
If Dasher turns pervert exhibitionist... hed be ISH's premier Flasher

[ROCSteady]

If ROCSteady was a villain from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles he'd be rocksteady



http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/43406/2173560-rocksteadytmnt.jpg


:applause: Rep for pic of rhino

[ZeN]

Can someone do a Insidehoop?


If InsideHoops was broth made of chickens, hed be InsideSoups
If InsideHoops were bullets in a battlefield, hed be InsideTroops
If InsideHoops was a gay WNBA player hed be SherylSwoopes
If InsideHoops was a gay porn actor hed be InsidePoops

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

If Jeff Lenchiner had a harem of girls waiting in line to suck his kyke, he'd be Hef Lenchiner.

If Jeff Lenchiner spent most of his words pissing and moaning he'd be Jeff Lenwhiner,

IF Jeff Lenchiner was of Afro-American descent and enjoyed scarving down on poultry he'd be Jeff Hendiner

If Jeff Lenchiner was the official replacement term for John Hancock he'd be Jeff Pensigner

If Jeff Lenchiner sold a product of school supplies that were TWICE as good as five star he'd be Jeff Tenbinder

[hateraid]

:roll:


If hateraid was a promiscuous food server he'd be waiterlaid.
When hateraid fired the domestic help he was like "latermaid".
If hateraid was a hole in the ground caused by a meteor he'd be cratermade.
If hateraid was a good place to play video games he's be greatarcade.

:roll: This is killin me!

Rusfuspaul has a dwarf who's TwofootTall
If Rufuspaul hated Kobe he'd be Knoeitawl
If rufuspaul was clippersfan he'd BooChrisPaul
Hey, rufuspaul, whatcha charge on a Root-can-awl?

[LamarOdom]

If LamarOdom was RufusPauls daughter, he'd have been at a Taylor Swift concert.

[macmac]

If LamarOdom was RufusPauls daughter, he'd have been at a Taylor Swift concert.

If lamarodom was a gangster you paid protection to, he'd be TheBarOwedHim,

If lamarodom was a fat black dude being filmed c walking in the middle of a busy intersection, he'd be TheCarOwnedHim

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

If Budadii was a young lady who spoke in vulgar language, he'd be CrudeHawtie.
If Red1 was a son of a gun who was shot, he'd be a deadgun.
If JameertheFear was an Arab Homosexual he'd be AbeertheQueer.
If JameertheFear was from Texas he'd be QueertheSteer.
If The Macho Man was a chip with legs he'd be the Nacho Ran

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

If shiver wasn't a taker, he'd be a giver
If shiver wasn't a splinter, he'd be a sliver
If b-low was gnarls barkley partner he'd be c-low

[ROCSteady]

If Jefferson Money was a standup comedian he'd be Jefferson Funny
If Jefferson Money was a nice spring day he'd be Jefferson Sunny
If Jefferson Money was a bumble bee he'd be Jefferson Honey
If Jefferson Money was a piece of candy he'd be Jefferson Gummy

If Jefferson Money was an avid Mobb Deep fan from Queens he'd be Jefferson Dunny

If J$ was a shady fake ticket scalper he'd be Jefferson Scummy

If J$ was a shameless card gambler he'd be Jefferson Rummy

If J$ was the youngest member of the 3 Ninjas he'd be Jefferson Tum-Tummy

[Akrazotile]

Starting throwback thursday a day early huh?

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

If Rocsteady was a person who liked to impregnate flapper cartoon characters he'd be KnockBetty

If Rocsteady was a male genitalia named after a youtube comedian of his heritage he'd be CockMazetti

If Rocsteady was a stuffed animal with big ears modeled after a stoic futuristic persona he'd be SpockTeddy



If Rocsteady was a woman mashing avocadoes and calling for her children to enjoy said dish, he'd be GuacReady.

[Bosnian Sajo]

If macmac was making fat stacks, he would be selling that loud pack
If macmac was a soccer player, he'd be a fullback
If macmac was ****in a thot, he'd get up to go to the bathroom and say "i'll be right back"

If hateraid was a golfer, he would be wearing tailormade
If hateraid was making 6 figures, he would be gettinpaid
If hateraid was in the civil war, he would be general of the Iron brigade
If hateraid was paul wall, he'd be switchin lanes
If lamarodom was any good at this, no wait, that's insane

[macmac]

If Jeffersonmoney inherited Insidehoops, he'd be Jeff's first son Johnny.

If Rocksteady was a slutty cheerleader he'd be Jock Ready

[PullupJay]

if macmac was a duck he'd say qauckqauck

[Bosnian Sajo]

If pullupjay was a gym rat, he would do a pulluptoday
If pullupjay was a cat, he would be eating meowmix: fish fillet
If pullupjay were balding, he would be wearing an exquisite toup

[PullupJay]

If Bosnian Sajo was an instrument he'd be a Bosnian banjo


If Bosnian Sajo was the most interesting man in the world he'd prefer dos equis.

[ROCSteady]

If Jefferson Money was a terrible mother who abandoned the small boy with a terrible cold, it means J$ LeftHerSon Runny

If macmac spent all his time at the gym doing rows and dips that would make him StackedLats

If Rezznor had an obsession with Candy Dispensers that had Pop Culture characters for heads, he'd be PezNerd

[Jasi]

If ROCSteady was a Spiritualized song, he'd be 'Oh Baby'

[Jasi]

And if ROCSteady was Lance Stephenson, he'd been born ready.

[Brizzly]

lol one of the greatest thread ever started!:cheers:

If PullupJay liked men he'd be PullupGay

[hateraid]

If hateraid was a golfer, he would be wearing tailormade
If hateraid was making 6 figures, he would be gettinpaid
If hateraid was in the civil war, he would be general of the Iron brigade
If hateraid was paul wall, he'd be switchin lanes
If lamarodom was any good at this, no wait, that's insane

:lol :applause:

If Bosnian Sajo was a rapping comedian he'd be Cosby and FatJoe

I Bosnian Sajo sang with KD Lang it would be a straight and Lesbian collabo

[CeltsGarlic]

If ROCSteady was working in an immigration office, he would be docs ready

If macmac was an Apple lover he would be macfag

[nightprowler10]

If CeltsGarlic was OP, he would have knelt for dick.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

If sweggeh was an ointment he'd be bengay

If macho man was a Spanish soup connoisseur he'd be gazpacho fan

If bandito was an descendent of an uncle he'd be Son Tito

If theooo was a popsicle he'd be friooo



If stalker for life was a lifelong creepy voyeur he'd be stalkerforlife

[DwnShft2Xcelr8]

If LOLCATS was into non-tranny porn, he'd be LMAOCATS.

If budadiii was an exotic car, he'd be buggatiii.

If lebron23 was a kobe fan, he'd be kobe24.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

If sweggeh was a video game system, he'd be Sega.
If King Jane was a Hip Hop Artist, he'd be Bling Rain

[Done_And_Done]

If J$ was a comedian, he'd be Jefferson Funny :rolleyes:

[JtotheIzzo]

If J$ was a comedian, he'd be Jefferson Funny :rolleyes:

If Done and Done was Completed he'd be Finished.

If Nick Young was a pedo he'd be Dick's Young.

If JtotheIzzo was a pornstar he'd be JizzonaHizzo.

If RidonKs had a huge ass he'd be RidonkidonK.

If Euroleague was a basketball league he'd be Austrian third division.

[Done_And_Done]

Jizzonahizzo lololol

[dunksby]

If Done and Done was a conman he'd be Goad and Gone
If Done and Done was a designer model he'd be Bone and Worn
if Done and Done was a pirate he'd be Drowned n Rum

[Done_And_Done]

If Done and Done was a conman he'd be Goad and Gone
If Done and Done was a designer model he'd be Bone and Worn
if Done and Done was a pirate he'd be Drowned n Rum

:applause:

If Dunksby was an alcoholic he'd be Drunksby

If Dunksby was a Buddhist he'd be Monksby

If Dunksby had horrible hygiene he'd be a skunksby

[Giaodollo]

If Giaodollo understood what was going on here he'd be Comprendollo

[dunksby]

:applause:

If Dunksby was an alcoholic he'd be Drunksby

If Dunksby was a Buddhist he'd be Monksby

If Dunksby had horrible hygiene he'd be a skunksby
:roll: :roll:

[Done_And_Done]

If Giaodollo understood what was going on here he'd be Comprendollo

If Giaodollo was a lifelong virgin he would be Giaosollo

If he was the second coming of Zlatan he would be Giao'goalo

If he was in the matrix he would be Giaoslowmo

[Dasher]

If JohnDeerGreen was vain in mirrors he'd JohnDeerPreen
If JohnDeerGreen was shiny he'd be JohnDeerSheen
If Johndeergreen was a **** he'd be JohnDeerPeen

[DonD13]

If DwnShft2Xcelr8 were to slow down he'd be DwnShft2Dceler8

[Bosnian Sajo]

If DonD were a vegetable, he would be a green pea
If DonD was trying to fish, he would go out to the sea
If DonD were an old school legend, he would be Grand Master P


And just a heads up, Sajo is pronounced: Sa(like in Salt)-Yo

[Jasi]

If Bosnian Sajo was a Balkan sauce, he'd be Bosnian Mayo.
If Bosnian Sajo was a basketball player, he'd be OJ Mayo.
If Bosnian Sajo was a small island in the Adriatic Sea, he'be a Bosnian Cayo.

[LJJ]

If Jasi were a scrub he'd be Masi.
If Jasi would troll, he would do it just quasi.
If Jasi was an Asian Nazi he'd kamikaze.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

If LJJ was a homo, he'd be LJGay
If LJJ was indecisive, he'd be LMayBay
If LJJ was a Latino Boss, he'd be ElJefe


If stalker4life was a lampoon artist, he'd be mocker4life
if stalker4life was loquacious, he'd be talker4life
if stalker4life liked a certain company brand, he'd be docker4life

[johndeeregreen]

It makes me feel old to remember when this post first hit the scene.