Mavs' Dirk Nowitzki and wife expecting their first child

[Basketball Fan]

http://jocksandstilettojill.com/2013/03/mavericks-star-dirk-nowitzki-wife-jessica-expecting-first-child/

Congrats at least the kid is real this time

[noob cake]

Dirk's wife is the mold of Michelle Obama, an educated black woman, who believes in the institution of marriage. She is a manager of a Art Gallery in Dallas.

Her brothers, Martin and Marcus Olsson, are both professional football players in Sweden

A black baby Dirk with the athleticism genes might be great in 18 years.

[Nash]

Dirk's wife is the mold of Michelle Obama, an educated black woman, who believes in the institution of marriage. She is a manager of a Art Gallery in Dallas.

Her brothers, Martin and Marcus Olsson, are both professional football players in Sweden

A black baby Dirk with the athleticism genes might be great in 18 years.
Nope, in the Premier League in England. Well, at least last season before Blackburn was demoted.

So 50% German, 25% Swedish and 25% African. Damn, that's some mix.

[NumberSix]

Nope, in the Premier League in England. Well, at least last season before Blackburn was demoted.

So 50% German, 25% Swedish and 25% African. Damn, that's some mix.
Too much white. Kid will be a scrub.

[Zodiac]

This baby gonna be like 6'10 with a unblockable jumper and sprinter speed.

[gengiskhan]

Weird crap removed

[NumberSix]

This baby gonna be like 6'10 with a unblockable jumper and sprinter speed.
Or a girl.

[Zodiac]

Or a girl.
Chicks can be 6'10 too cumtard

Anyways, this thing is gonna be 50%Aryan, 50%African

[alwaysunny]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azesI46Vds4

[andremiller07]

Poor lady the baby is gonna be kicking so much while its in the womb doing that one foot fader.

[R.I.P.]

Poor lady the baby is gonna be kicking so much while its in the womb doing that one foot fader.

Best comment. :bowdown: :roll:

[fos]

Damn, I was hoping the marriage would fall apart and that Dirk would start dating Ricky Rubio and bare him a son. I'm always daydreaming of Ricky Nowitzki. I guess the dream is dead?

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/6238/rickynowitzki.jpg

[bigt]

Poor lady the baby is gonna be kicking so much while its in the womb doing that one foot fader.

Bahaha that's brilliant

[#number6ix#]

Congrats to Dirk for the baby and on marrying a sista...not bad Dirk not bad at all

[NumberSix]

Chicks can be 6'10 too cumtard

Anyways, this thing is gonna be 50%Aryan, 50%African
:facepalm

News flash....... Germans AREN'T aryan.

[fos]

http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/7536/finalrickynowitzk.jpg

Improved Ricky Nowitzki likeness and he has a twitter account too! (www.twitter.com/rickynowitzki)

[Lebron23]

http://www.nba.com/media/act_austin_daye.jpg

DIrk Nowitzki's kid in the near future.