Club Status in 60 mins. Help me SHUT IT DOWN!

[Bladers]

This gun be my second time in the club. i don't knows what drinks i ordered last time. i pretty much order anything my girl got. :lol

i can;t dance for shit... lol

but this time we and her girls are going. these girls can singlehandly shut clubs down.

I no lie. me and my girl singlehandly shut down the club first time i went. all the wall flower guys were standing there looking at her, she was going nuts on me.

killing it.

tonight gun be bannanas! i will post pics.

[niko]

are you high?

[niko]

BTW, it's 7:20 EST. Where are you that it's club time in 60 minutes?

[blablabla]

BTW, it's 7:20 EST. Where are you that it's club time in 60 minutes?
In his fantasy.

[niko]

I love when people post shit they made up forgetting what time it is.

[Bladers]

BTW, it's 7:20 EST. Where are you that it's club time in 60 minutes?

I'm getting picked up in an hour. and then it takes 30 mins to get there. by the time its all said and then its gun be around 9:30-10 when the club graces our presence.
dont worry, i will post pics.

[CarlosBoozer]

cool

[hoopaddict08]

What guy dances at a club. Just stand there, let the girls dance and sip your drink.

[CarlosBoozer]

What guy dances at a club. Just stand there, let the girls dance and sip your dick.
:applause:

[Bladers]

What guy dances at a club. Just stand there, let the girls dance and sip your drink.

there are songs they play that niggahs go crazy. u can't just stand there. atleast from my first encounter.

You will always have your wall flower guys. sounds abit like you.

[Bladers]

What guy dances at a club. Just stand there, let the girls dance and sip your drink.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/71905_499833643406744_1277067061_n.jpg

:roll: :roll:

[B-Low]

This gun be my second time in the club. i don't knows what drinks i ordered last time. i pretty much order anything my girl got. :lol

i can;t dance for shit... lol

but this time we and her girls are going. these girls can singlehandly shut clubs down.

I no lie. me and my girl singlehandly shut down the club first time i went. all the wall flower guys were standing there looking at her, she was going nuts on me.

killing it.

tonight gun be bannanas! i will post pics.

Not ones with you in them :oldlol:

Anybody can find pictures of other people doing something and say "this is where I was"

Hell while we're at it I had a great time Whale watching in Alaska last weekend. Here's a pic

http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/22/whale-watching-antarctica_3496.jpg

[Bladers]

Not ones with you in them :oldlol:

Anybody can find pictures of other people doing something and say "this is where I was"

Hell while we're at it I had a great time Whale watching in Alaska last weekend. Here's a pic

http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/22/whale-watching-antarctica_3496.jpg

Nah will timestamp my photo with a note so ur will know!

[highwhey]

I'm getting picked up in an hour. and then it takes 30 mins to get there. by the time its all said and then its gun be around 9:30-10 when the club graces our presence.
dont worry, i will post pics.
so you're going in an hour? lol. you aint shutting down shiiit.


http://www.nathanandbecky.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Tumbleweed_rolling_2.jpg

[Budadiiii]

Good luck homie.

[B-Low]

so you're going in an hour? lol. you aint shutting down shiiit.


http://www.nathanandbecky.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Tumbleweed_rolling_2.jpg


:oldlol:

The people who are in a club before 11pm:

1. people over 40 who want to be home before the college kids show up and get rowdy

2. Ugly girls celebrating their birthday (complete with a sash and crown) who want to be the center of attention, dance on the floor alone and request their favorite songs

3. The 8th and 9th most attractive bartender on the crew

4. Religious message board kooks who can't decide whether they prefer the taste of communion wafers or the taste of straight ass

[niko]

You are getting to a club at 9:30. Is it a club for 15 yr olds. 9:30? You're so making this shit up. I never liked going to the clubs (i'm like 50 cent, i got my 2 step and i ain't moving more than that) but what would happen is we'd get to bar like 9 and drink to kill time, get to the girls house like 11, and they'd take another hour to get ready, then we'd go over, get there like 12:30, wait on the line for like an hour, then be in like 1:30ish. THAT'S going to the club.

Not get ready at 7 and be in by 9. That's a high school dance, not a club.

[niko]

:oldlol:

The people who are in a club before 11pm:

1. people over 40 who want to be home before the college kids show up and get rowdy

2. Ugly girls celebrating their birthday (complete with a sash and crown) who want to be the center of attention, dance on the floor alone and request their favorite songs

3. The 8th and 9th most attractive bartender on the crew

4. Religious message board kooks who can't decide whether they prefer the taste of communion wafers or the taste of straight ass

We'd call that a hit an run, you'd enter the bar, there would be girls there already 4 hours bored as **** and you'd just basically offer to take them home. Then i could leave and not be in the club and get laid. Win/Win. Didn't work much, those girls cling to their friends like a security blanket.

[Budadiiii]

Bladers making you guys look retarded
This.

He's a solid troll

[niko]

Bladers making you guys look retarded
How so? No one believes him, we are having fun (no one is angry) and no one is spending time on this. What's retarded? It's funny. When he posts the fake pics later that shit will be classic.

Now, when we sent him the $7 that was retarded.

[rezznor]

I'm getting picked up in an hour. and then it takes 30 mins to get there. by the time its all said and then its gun be around 9:30-10 when the club graces our presence.
dont worry, i will post pics.
9-10 is still too early. must be the mickey mouse club

[hoopaddict08]

there are songs they play that niggahs go crazy. u can't just stand there. atleast from my first encounter.

You will always have your wall flower guys. sounds abit like you.

No the women go crazy for a song. The "niggahs" only go crazy when its around 2am and time to shoot up the club for no logical reason.

I'm telling you, just stand there on the dance floor. It won't be any longer then 5 seconds before a booty is rubbing against you. Whether the girl is hot or ugly it doesn't matter. It's not like your taking her home (your mother would kill you).

[Bladers]

9-10 is still too early. must be the mickey mouse club

i haven't been picked up yet and its 10. I was guesstimating. We might make it there about 11.

and nah these girls aint no hit and run. they party till like 4 in the morning even though the club close at 2.

[DonDadda59]

Haters gonna hate, Bladers. Pay them no mind. I see you.

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9300000/Dancing-Haverchuck-freaks-and-geeks-9352246-350-262.gif

Girls night out, you gon SHUT the bitch down :pimp:

[vegasbigshots]

You go blade... My idol.:coleman:

[Bladers]

10:20... havent been picked up.

she ain't answering. getting alil nervous.
have i been stood up *again*?

[Budadiiii]

10:20... havent been picked up.

she ain't answering. getting alil nervous.
have i been stood up *again*?
:roll:

[El Kabong]

I bet this is what Bladers looks like
http://static.flickr.com/9/68767693_2d22f448fb_o.jpg

[MetsPackers]

LMAO this kid didn't even get picked up for his fake club night :roll:

Shut that shyt down Bladers! You are the fing man! I totally believe all the highly embelished things you say about yourself! You are a fvcking party animal playboy genius bro I am sooo jealous. I'm sure the bytches will be there any minute and you'll have a 4some on the way and not be a total loser sitting in your moms house all night :roll: :roll:

[CarlosBoozer]

I bet this is what Bladers looks like
http://static.flickr.com/9/68767693_2d22f448fb_o.jpg
:bowdown:

[Bladers]

Finally got picked up.

Turn up ! Turn up! Turn up! Turn up!

[Bladers]

Listerine will be my calling card on all my pics!

[niko]

Listerine will be my calling card on all my pics!
No, that's too random, you found some pics with that. Write "Bladers".

[Bladers]

No, that's too random, you found some pics with that. Write "Bladers".
Niggah no ***** walks around with pen and paper. U shitting me?

Calling card
http://imageshack.us/a/img4/514/imageqvy.jpg

In the car sipping on sum ciroc. Turned up!!!!!

[CarlosBoozer]

:biggums:

[Jameerthefear]

This is the best thread ever.

[Balla_Status]

So you're going with a group of girls?

I guess it's nice since you won't have to drop a shit ton of money to get in but...you gay?

[MetsPackers]

How does a giant picture of your hand prove anything? I can take a picture of my hand and say it was taken at the playboy mansion but that doesn't make it so

[Bladers]

I luv this chick but she got mad @ me real quick cause she was rolling up a blunt while driving and got me steering the wheel. Wtf lmao. I ****ing luv her

[Bladers]

http://imageshack.us/a/img708/664/imageibfq.jpg

[Jameerthefear]

You took a picture of the inside of your car...

[Jello]

ISH isn't your twitter ******.

[boozehound]

what a weird little dude this kid is. "hey my girl just called and wants to ****! but I thought Id go post on a message board first". Face it kid, no one cares about your shit. its kind of funny, but mostly just sad. Hows that christ love working for you? Or are you too busy pushing up on it?

[Bladers]

My girls...

[Bladers]

My main girl
removed

[DonDadda59]

This is creepy on so many damn levels it's actually funny :oldlol:

And the chick who's pic you took and posted on an internet forum most likely without her knowledge suffers from noassatall syndrome. What a shame.

[Bandito]

A black girl with no booty?
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/13/138204/2892141-i_dont_want_to_live_on_this_planet_anymore_20.jpg

[Bladers]

Omg

[lefthook00]

http://imageshack.us/a/img708/664/imageibfq.jpg

Chrysler 300 yeah?

[Reef]

http://imageshack.us/a/img708/664/imageibfq.jpg

That was nice of your mom to drive you back home.

[Bladers]

Chrysler 300 yeah?
Yup

[Bladers]

My dick hard as ****!!!!!!!

[Kungfro]

My dick hard as ****!!!!!!!

You're not gonna take another picture are you?

[Bladers]

It's 2am my bitches still shutting this shit down

[Bladers]

i got a bigger ass than that :kobe:
She got an ass. Em pants ain't doing it justice!

[niko]

Do you have an original iphone or something? What's with the blurry pics?

That said i think you should have a Bladers sticky where you just post pics of your weekends.

[nathanjizzle]

bladers you live in chicago? looks like you went to a club out in aurora or some shit. HAHA

[Bladers]

Do you have an original iphone or something? What's with the blurry pics?

That said i think you should have a Bladers sticky where you just post pics of your weekends.

I have the iPhone 5. Been uploading them directly from the phone 2 imgshack.
Plus I turned off flash on purpose so that's why the images are dark and blurry.

[Bladers]

Hungover. Didn't sleep. Feel like throwing up.
Damn it I should have accepted their offer for a threesome.:facepalm

Me and my morals...Smfh

[HardwoodLegend]

LOL @ "Em pants ain't doing it justice"

Those pants are the perfect kind of pants to do an ass justice, but since there's nothing there she's getting exposed.

You must have gotten fooled into thinking she has an ass by seeing at a certain angle when bent over while you're hitting it, and the illusion has stuck in your lovesick mind. There is no ass there to the objective viewer however.

[HardwoodLegend]

I've seen worse though. I've seen black girls with negative ass. I mean negative, literally. Like the hips go inward and the ass is a smidge smaller than the thighs.

[Bladers]

LOL @ "Em pants ain't doing it justice"

Those pants are the perfect kind of pants to do an ass justice, but since there's nothing there she's getting exposed.

You must have gotten fooled into thinking she has an ass by seeing at a certain angle when bent over while you're hitting it, and the illusion has stuck in your lovesick mind. There is no ass there to the objective viewer however.

Trust me bro she does. That pants goes up to half her stomach first. They not good ass pants. I'm not saying she got killer ass. But she definitely got an ass!

Don't get bend outta shape cause u ain't getting a sniff.

[JerryWest]

let me have a sniff

[rezznor]

Trust me bro she does. That pants goes up to half her stomach first. They not good ass pants. I'm not saying she got killer ass. But she definitely got an ass!

Don't get bend outta shape cause u ain't getting a sniff.

The girl i luv is in love with another negga
Devastated.

Learned @ da club last night.
My knees went weak and I went limp.
One of the waiters had to catch me.

I can find out exactly who they are in da next 2 weeks. But that would be stalkish and insecure overload.

I'm not a stalker nor am I insecure.

I just don't understand cause she met him on the 10th of march.
And I've been dating her for 7 months.

I just want 2 understand. Why?
Last edited by Bladers : Today at 10:21 AM.


guess u aint gettin a sniff either.







yes i know he's just trollin

[highwhey]

her ass flat like a....http://www.glutenfreeportland.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pamelas-pancakes-DSCN6724.jpg

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

Mr Jabbar by day; Bladers by night.

You must lead an amazing life, sir. :bowdown:

[Jackass18]

Hungover. Didn't sleep. Feel like throwing up.
Damn it I should have accepted their offer for a threesome.:facepalm

I'll bet those 2 guys were upset.

Who goes to a club, but spends half the time posting on a messageboard?

[red1]

Bladers day at the club: gets punked off by everybody, his girl gets fcuked and he later blacks out in the washroom since he is a soft kid who cant handle his drink.

The next day: "hey guys I shut the club down, awesome night"

[El Kabong]

Buckling at the knees and having a waiter catch you is one of the funniest things I've read on here.

[Reef]

Buckling at the knees and having a waiter catch you is one of the funniest things I've read on here.

Bladers:

http://cdn.chud.com/7/7e/7e48ec2b_larry-david-faint1qqx.gif

[El Kabong]

Bladers:

http://cdn.chud.com/7/7e/7e48ec2b_larry-david-faint1qqx.gif
Haha, yes!

[-p.tiddy-]

:bowdown: Bladers

[Jakeh008]

WHAT A NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
1ST I WAS LIKE

http://www.lifehacker.com/assets/resources/2006/10/listerine-pocket-pack.gif

THEN ISH WENT DOWN!!!!

http://www.allpar.com/images/chrysler/300-gauges-night.jpg

TO TOP IT OFF!!!!!!!

http://www.empowernetwork.com/fitandfiftyfitness/files/2012/08/flat-butt1.jpg