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Theoo
04-02-2013, 08:07 PM
Hello guys these is serious threads to only serious postss!!! these is my now basketballs school to ish. there many peoples here who do a posts "ISH is sucking , the do a none brain posts , where brain posts??""" and is true , there is a dumb fk** postings many , but a great modertator. i think to myself why there none rain posts the cant not make more ? and i have a lightbulps to my head , how the do da brain posts if there dont not learn brain posts.. so a here to my basketballs schools i will make a teaching. if the peoples are want these thread i well make a new teachings every sunday!!! here a first lessons:

#1 a lesson , 4 points plays

" If the shooter makes their free throws he will have scored four points in a single play, hence the terminology.
In basketball, a four-point play is the rare occasion when an offensive player shoots and makes a three-point field goal while simultaneously being hit"

yes your read to these right , there can make a FOUR POITNS TO A SINGLE SHOTS . how the do these , a shot nothing and the net for half court?? :roll: :roll: no these a none brain posts to say , but a nice guess!!! there can not only make a 2 points , not only 3 points but a 4 points !!! these is a shoter shot a 3pt shots to a foul!! and then there do freethrow and these mean that there is 4 points to a 3 pt shots in one play . now these a VERY HARD TO SHOTS!!! so to only if your haave a much confidense to your shots , and maker a huge play to win game.

kmartshopper
04-02-2013, 08:20 PM
Hello guys these is serious threads to only serious postss!!! these is my now basketballs school to ish. there many peoples here who do a posts "ISH is sucking , the do a none brain posts , where brain posts??""" and is true , there is a dumb fk** postings many , but a great modertator. i think to myself why there none rain posts the cant not make more ? and i have a lightbulps to my head , how the do da brain posts if there dont not learn brain posts.. so a here to my basketballs schools i will make a teaching. if the peoples are want these thread i well make a new teachings every sunday!!! here a first lessons:

#1 a lesson , 4 points plays

" If the shooter makes their free throws he will have scored four points in a single play, hence the terminology.
In basketball, a four-point play is the rare occasion when an offensive player shoots and makes a three-point field goal while simultaneously being hit"

yes your read to these right , there can make a FOUR POITNS TO A SINGLE SHOTS . how the do these , a shot nothing and the net for half court?? :roll: :roll: no these a none brain posts to say , but a nice guess!!! there can not only make a 2 points , not only 3 points but a 4 points !!! these is a shoter shot a 3pt shots to a foul!! and then there do freethrow and these mean that there is 4 points to a 3 pt shots in one play . now these a VERY HARD TO SHOTS!!! so to only if your haave a much confidense to your shots , and maker a huge play to win game.

Excellent brain post my erudite friend. I will pass this info along at my next autistic basketball league game

PistolPete44
04-02-2013, 08:36 PM
Theoo is nothing now

Budadiiii
04-02-2013, 09:32 PM
Theoo is nothing now
RIP Theoo/NauraDude(or whatever the **** it is)

:violin:

selrahc
04-02-2013, 09:38 PM
what is this? a school for retards?

Mr. Jabbar
04-02-2013, 09:49 PM
This is fked up in so many levels, I don't know where to start... Is there a maximum iq ceiling of 15 required to attend your school?

alwaysunny
04-02-2013, 09:52 PM
what is this? a school for retards?

Be quiet and take a seat young man. You're late for class again.

Mr. Jabbar
04-02-2013, 09:55 PM
Is this the result of glue sniffing while pregnant?

(e)
04-02-2013, 10:03 PM
Is this the result of glue sniffing while pregnant?
Wouldn't be my guess, but we're on a similar path with our observation.

:biggums:

Theoo
04-02-2013, 10:13 PM
Excellent brain post my erudite friend. I will pass this info along at my next autistic basketball league game
thnx men


This is fked up in so many levels, I don't know where to start... Is there a maximum iq ceiling of 15 required to attend your school?

wtf*** is these negative to these thread ??? i try to make a peoples here have a BRAIN POSTING , that the do complain to that people just say a fk** shit. these posts just confirm to me that there need mo re lesonss to the people the dont not a fk** about basketball if your dont not want learn get fk** out these thread!! next lesson well be shoting a jumpshot

hey who fk** change to my titel ???? thats is fk** rude to my posting that the do it without a any permission why fk*** your to that , who is these ??? who stalk to me ?? jeff your do this?

Booz Vivic
04-03-2013, 09:38 AM
RIP Theoo/NauraDude(or whatever the **** it is)

:violin:

Dude you mental??? They're not the same guy pretty obvious. I've been following these accusations and they're often online even on the same time. How could that be if it is the same guy??

Pretty obviously two different personas.

:applause: :applause: Keep up the good work Theoo. Though Budadiiii isn't a fan he is an idiot and I'm a fan and I'm not an idiot.

nathanjizzle
04-03-2013, 09:59 AM
you cant make 4 points in a shot, you can make 4 points in a play.

pauk
04-03-2013, 10:24 AM
We the apprenticeship shalt eternally cherish, cultivate and tribute thou principles oh almighty Theoo.

May thine jumpballtip bless us all.

Ballin416
04-03-2013, 11:07 AM
It must be difficult to purposely put all those spelling and grammatical errors in there.

dannywpt
04-03-2013, 11:33 AM
what is this? a school for retards?

Yeah, you better sit the **** down.

Donkey4trading
04-03-2013, 11:33 AM
:applause:

Jolokia
04-03-2013, 11:52 AM
It mustard ta-ache payshience 2 right lyke dis thee hole fukqueen time.

Good job :bowdown:

deja vu
04-03-2013, 11:59 AM
:wtf: :applause: :facepalm :biggums:

Pointguard
04-03-2013, 12:13 PM
Theo, some guy on this board, said he was your father, asked me where you were? I didn't know what to make of it. I'll tell you are teaching the next time he ask.

Theoo
04-03-2013, 12:55 PM
Theo, some guy on this board, said he was your father, asked me where you were? I didn't know what to make of it. I'll tell you are teaching the next time he ask.
:wtf:


you cant make 4 points in a shot, you can make 4 points in a play.
yes your can!!! read what i write to the posts if the do a shots 3pt to the fouls , there is a 4points shots if there maker freethrow shot.


We the apprenticeship shalt eternally cherish, cultivate and tribute thou principles oh almighty Theoo.

May thine jumpballtip bless us all.

thanks men i just want to make it ish more brains posts , becuse there make a lot stupid fk/** posts to these forums but none so much brain posts the next lesson is shoting a jumpshot

CeltsGarlic
04-03-2013, 01:06 PM
Yeah, you better sit the **** down.

:lol right in the kisser

zizozain
04-03-2013, 01:24 PM
we -the fans of theoo- know it's an alt account, and know he
purposely puts all those spelling and grammatical errors in there

we still love him and follow him


theoo we love you .. you are the master of (a BRAIN POSTING)

but you never answered my question
who's the greatest jumpballtip player of all time? please say kareem


Kareem loved them, he said:''Game opening jump balls were always special; they meant another chance to improve, to perform, to be great!''

Theoo
04-08-2013, 08:43 AM
hey class!!!

#2 a lesson , shoting jumpshot

sorry for be so late to these calss its is always sundayn , but is monday now but these well be good class.

[I]"Have you ever wanted to shoot the perfect jump-shot? Think about it. You

jcsrplumply
04-08-2013, 09:44 AM
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

OmniStrife
04-08-2013, 09:54 AM
step 1 make a bend to your knee
step 2 make a jump
step 3 make a shot to the air
step 4 make a wrist bend and a shot the basket
step 5 make a followed to it , and look to the baskets
step 6make a land to your feet on ground
step 7 make a bend to yourknee to the up again , to stop followed to it
step 8make a nothing and the net
step 9make a repeats to these !!! have a patient and your well make shoting a jump shot 90% nothing and the net.


So simple, yet so brilliant! Theoo, probably taught Steve Nash and Ray Allen themselves!
:applause: :bowdown:

Clutch
04-08-2013, 09:56 AM
Theoo,stick to jumpballtip. That's your area. :cheers:

kNicKz
04-08-2013, 11:14 AM
jumpballtip

:bowdown:

Flush
04-08-2013, 12:50 PM
I respect you Theoo, as I respect other posters. But man what the f**k? I mean, there are no better threads to create than basketball fundamentals? Like seriously. It looks so retarded and it even looks like you're trolling along with other ISH'ers.


I laughed so hard after I red second lesson.

Better make another thread about Kosta Koufos jumpball tip because this thread looks sad.

Psycho
04-08-2013, 12:53 PM
Theoo, you are not funny. Seriously take a look at yourself in the mirror. You are dedicating large segments of your life to pretending to be a retard on an internet forum. Please grow up.

Droid101
04-08-2013, 01:00 PM
Theoo thanks for your upcoming jump ball tip tips.

I am my team's center, and I always do the jump ball tip.

Any help is appreciated.

Quintilianus
04-08-2013, 01:19 PM
Theoo, you are not funny. Seriously take a look at yourself in the mirror. You are dedicating large segments of your life to pretending to be a retard on an internet forum. Please grow up.
C'mon man, appreciate the work of a legend.
Theoo, never stop, you're a legend and probably the GOAT poster of this forum.:cheers:

Mr. Jabbar
04-08-2013, 02:01 PM
This post lacks a lot of "DEVIN STERN" thats my fav theo quote, lets address mr devin stern please

eSOL
04-08-2013, 02:52 PM
:lol
This is fked up in so many levels, I don't know where to start... Is there a maximum iq ceiling of 15 required to attend your school?

:lol

Theoo
04-08-2013, 03:00 PM
So simple, yet so brilliant! Theoo, probably taught Steve Nash and Ray Allen themselves!
:applause: :bowdown:
thanks men i didnt not but i learn shoting from watch steve nash and ray allen


Theoo,stick to jumpballtip. That's your area. :cheers:

thats is next lesson


I respect you Theoo, as I respect other posters. But man what the f**k? I mean, there are no better threads to create than basketball fundamentals? Like seriously. It looks so retarded and it even looks like you're trolling along with other ISH'ers.


I laughed so hard after I red second lesson.

Better make another thread about Kosta Koufos jumpball tip because this thread looks sad.
thnx men but theres alot peoples here that need learn these things becuse the make a no brainf k** posts its my resonsible to make it to ish , that the learn , is only a post sundays


Theoo, you are not funny. Seriously take a look at yourself in the mirror. You are dedicating large segments of your life to pretending to be a retard on an internet forum. Please grow up.

you: 44 posts a day
me: 1.38 posts a day

shut fk** your fk** retart get out these thread is emberressing, i waste my life :roll: :roll: your have 40 times more posts every all day then me :roll: dude use your fk** ehad before i do another ether to your fk** no brain posts. maybe your one pretend to be afk** retart becuse is to easy to ether your fk** ass


Theoo thanks for your upcoming jump ball tip tips.

I am my team's center, and I always do the jump ball tip.

Any help is appreciated.

no problme man thats is next lesson


C'mon man, appreciate the work of a legend.
Theoo, never stop, you're a legend and probably the GOAT poster of this forum.:cheers:
:bowdown: :bowdown: thanx men i do only to teach ish more to basketballs

Clutch
04-08-2013, 03:14 PM
thats is next lesson

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

RoundMoundOfReb
04-08-2013, 03:27 PM
Great work Theoo. Some of these idiots of ish need to learn how to make brain posts. :applause:

By the way, when are you gonna make your playoff predictions for this year and name your award winners (MVP, sixth man, jumpballtip player of the year etc...)

NoGunzJustSkillz
04-08-2013, 03:29 PM
Theoo, you are not funny. Seriously take a look at yourself in the mirror. You are dedicating large segments of your life to pretending to be a retard on an internet forum. Please grow up.
:lol not only that, he's a grown asss man.

RoundMoundOfReb
04-16-2013, 06:37 AM
no lesson this week?

Zan Tabak
04-16-2013, 07:23 AM
And here I thought I knew everything there was to know about Basketball. Thanks Theoo you've humbled me.

K Xerxes
04-16-2013, 10:34 AM
Theoo, do you by any chance happen to be:

http://www.amctv.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/BB-S5-Tio-Bio-590.jpg

Jasi
04-16-2013, 11:05 AM
Man, how about the 5 point play?
I was hoping to learn how to make those from you.

Theoo
04-16-2013, 09:47 PM
hello guys a lessons late again

#3 a lesson , maker a jumpballtip

"a jumpballtip none most important play to basketballs"

many pepoles ask to my , why fk** do aj umpballtips matter thats is a fk** bullcraps , but these is a bullcraps that the do say these :facepalm a jumpballtip givesa team balls , it give to them a confedense , it give to them a momantume , it give to them a victory to a start , it give to them all thats is the basketballs that your need.

many think is all YOUR TALL To jumpballtip , but your got use your leg , got make a bend knees , got make a good forms , and never forget is PRACTISE!!! your got practise a jumpballtips 50+ time a dy , these nba player is do these , one best all time chamerlane say these "i maker a jumpballtips , why i maker a jumpballtips, i maker a jumpballtips 100 time a day, these give my confedense make a 100 points" your have practise, and never a bad forms.

BAD JUMPBALLTIPS (bigge facepalm play all time)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCZERkfIO1Y

good jumpballtips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnkEno4KPGc

look to these one, one best forms i see, one best jumps, dont not fk** matter ot hese tall , tyshawn taylor dont not know a fk** ting happen becuse he do a so fast jumpballtips , do practise.


Man, how about the 5 point play?
I was hoping to learn how to make those from you.
nice these is next lesson 5 points play


I would have to disagree. Camby is severly underrated on this board for jumpballtip, while Yao is overrated.

1. Chamberlain
2. Camby

3. Kareem
4. Shaq
5. Yao

If Camby wins another championship, he'll probably end up being GOAT jumpballtip imo.
man your crasy but these a brains posts. your maybe right yao is overate to jumpblaltip . many think is TALL JUMPBALLTIP WELL WIN!! but these a not right , is form and many else like practise. but camby to 2 place!!! men... i think these overate

RoundMoundOfReb
04-16-2013, 09:52 PM
hello guys a lessons late again

#3 a lesson , maker a jumpballtip

"a jumpballtip none most important play to basketballs"

many pepoles ask to my , why fk** do aj umpballtips matter thats is a fk** bullcraps , but these is a bullcraps that the do say these :facepalm a jumpballtip givesa team balls , it give to them a confedense , it give to them a momantume , it give to them a victory to a start , it give to them all thats is the basketballs that your need.

many think is all YOUR TALL To jumpballtip , but your got use your leg , got make a bend knees , got make a good forms , and never forget is PRACTISE!!! your got practise a jumpballtips 50+ time a dy , these nba player is do these , one best all time chamerlane say these "i maker a jumpballtips , why i maker a jumpballtips, i maker a jumpballtips 100 time a day, these give my confedense make a 100 points" your have practise, and never a bad forms.

BAD JUMPBALLTIPS (bigge facepalm play all time)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCZERkfIO1Y

good jumpballtips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnkEno4KPGc

look to these one, one best forms i see, one best jumps, dont not fk** matter ot hese tall , tyshawn taylor dont not know a fk** ting happen becuse he do a so fast jumpballtips , do practise.


nice these is next lesson 5 points play


man your crasy but these a brains posts. your maybe right yao is overate to jumpblaltip . many think is TALL JUMPBALLTIP WELL WIN!! but these a not right , is form and many else like practise. but camby to 2 place!!! men... i think these overate

:applause:

JBrizzy
04-16-2013, 10:07 PM
That is not even a four point play. If you made a three throw and got fouled (which is impossible) then you would have two points or maximum three points. Get a life sister.

Theoo
04-16-2013, 10:15 PM
That is not even a four point play. If you made a three throw and got fouled (which is impossible) then you would have two points or maximum three points. Get a life sister.
what fk** are your talking about... :facepalm your stupid or what, i say maker a 3pt shots and a fouls, these lesson #1 :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm these guy have a no fk** brains he maker a none brain posts after only a lesosn #1 are your fk** kid to my go back to a fk** school andd learn a reading and do read lesson #1 agen :facepalm maybe then your can use your fk** head

JBrizzy
04-16-2013, 10:18 PM
Where did you study English? The toilet school?

Theoo
04-16-2013, 10:22 PM
Where did you study English? The toilet school?
where your get your brains??? from brains stores?? :roll: :roll: oh men the rip to your ass offs got your fk** ethered by these stores, your afk** retart none brains use your head

AndOn3
04-17-2013, 12:34 AM
where your get your brains??? from brains stores?? :roll: :roll: oh men the rip to your ass offs got your fk** ethered by these stores, your afk** retart none brains use your head

you tell em Theoo :cheers:

UnbiasedGuy
04-17-2013, 12:54 AM
theoo what is your top 10 list like?

is lebron better than kobe or the other way around?

is north korea going to attack?

am I going to pass my digital signal processing exam tomorrow?

UnbiasedGuy
04-17-2013, 12:55 AM
please respond

kNicKz
04-17-2013, 12:56 AM
please respond

:biggums:

don't make demands to a God

UnbiasedGuy
04-17-2013, 12:57 AM
how the **** do FFTs work?? how the **** can you reconstruct your signal if youre aliasing it all the **** time

Theoo
04-17-2013, 07:10 AM
theoo what is your top 10 list like?

is lebron better than kobe or the other way around?

is north korea going to attack?

am I going to pass my digital signal processing exam tomorrow?
1. to lazy make one
2. lerbron better.. but ot career ??? i dont not know i like kobe to but who is better both to there prime.. i wish was a playoffs round to prove to these !! !but i think lerbron he have alll game but ma ybe kobe
3. not USA
4. "life is like basketball sometime there shot miss and sometime there shot make sometime there dribble and fall to the ground of to the court but if you alway have a patient then you will alway make more then you miss"
if your have patient your well pass

how the **** do FFTs work?? how the **** can you reconstruct your signal if youre aliasing it all the **** time
your can with patient

KembaWalker
04-17-2013, 07:26 AM
1. to lazy make one
2. lerbron better.. but ot career ??? i dont not know i like kobe to but who is better both to there prime.. i wish was a playoffs round to prove to these !! !but i think lerbron he have alll game but ma ybe kobe
3. not USA
4. "life is like basketball sometime there shot miss and sometime there shot make sometime there dribble and fall to the ground of to the court but if you alway have a patient then you will alway make more then you miss"
if your have patient your well pass

your can with patient

Can we get this quote printed on a T-shirt or something, this is greatness. Nike, where you at?

Clutch
04-17-2013, 08:00 AM
Can we get this quote printed on a T-shirt or something, this is greatness. Nike, where you at?
I would totally wear that t-shirt. :bowdown:

zizozain
04-17-2013, 08:53 AM
theoo = a brains posts

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

Theoo
04-17-2013, 09:06 AM
Can we get this quote printed on a T-shirt or something, this is greatness. Nike, where you at?
he thnx men i send a twits to nike maybe the well make a tshirts or shoes, but not like fk** devin stern he dont not do a thing , i sent to him a twits , he dont not fk** answer... woow the do treat there fan like these , i tell to him put it on logo, he dont not fk do a thing... but i send twits to nike the treat there fan respect

nathanjizzle
04-17-2013, 09:18 AM
what fk** are your talking about... :facepalm your stupid or what, i say maker a 3pt shots and a fouls, these lesson #1 :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm these guy have a no fk** brains he maker a none brain posts after only a lesosn #1 are your fk** kid to my go back to a fk** school andd learn a reading and do read lesson #1 agen :facepalm maybe then your can use your fk** head

are you retart you ****in make the dead brain post men.
you say 4 point in one shot, it is imposipple retart
you shot a 3 and get the foul, it is 1 shot, plus a free throw shot, equals 4 points and total 2 shot, free throw and 3 point shot.

that why they call it the "4 point play" and not the "4 point shot". ****in retart

zizozain
04-17-2013, 09:26 AM
are you retart you ****in make the dead brain post men.
you say 4 point in one shot, it is imposipple retart
you shot a 3 and get the foul, it is 1 shot, plus a free throw shot, equals 4 points and total 2 shot, free throw and 3 point shot.

that why they call it the "4 point play" and not the "4 point shot". ****in retart
are you serious?

Theoo
04-17-2013, 09:36 AM
whatever men you dont not know a thing

UnbiasedGuy
04-17-2013, 09:50 AM
1. to lazy make one
2. lerbron better.. but ot career ??? i dont not know i like kobe to but who is better both to there prime.. i wish was a playoffs round to prove to these !! !but i think lerbron he have alll game but ma ybe kobe
3. not USA
4. "life is like basketball sometime there shot miss and sometime there shot make sometime there dribble and fall to the ground of to the court but if you alway have a patient then you will alway make more then you miss"
if your have patient your well pass

your can with patient


truly inspiritionel thoor :cheers: :bowdown: :bowdown: I even meka copy to my aids shet

http://i49.tinypic.com/2ex0v3k.png

JerryWest
04-17-2013, 09:52 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/edcfeee91379ceab5855fd4a70df1e75/tumblr_mkqhd4oZT41r698qyo1_500.gif

UnbiasedGuy
04-17-2013, 09:52 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/edcfeee91379ceab5855fd4a70df1e75/tumblr_mkqhd4oZT41r698qyo1_500.gif

fk** phaggut hater

Jasi
04-17-2013, 09:55 AM
4. "life is like basketball sometime there shot miss and sometime there shot make sometime there dribble and fall to the ground of to the court but if you alway have a patient then you will alway make more then you miss"


Damn I am desperate to find a place where to put this as my signature.

RobertdeMeijer
04-17-2013, 10:02 AM
I can't help but wonder how much Theoo has been inspired by Alamo (and his school for durids)

http://www.wowwiki.com/Alamo

JerryWest
04-17-2013, 10:07 AM
fk** phaggut hater
die retard lover! :no:

ukballer
05-08-2013, 04:12 PM
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

ukballer
05-08-2013, 04:19 PM
Teach me about the 5 point play. :bowdown:

SwayDizzle
05-08-2013, 04:41 PM
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Theoo
05-27-2013, 02:20 AM
Teach me about the 5 point play. :bowdown:

hello guys today lesson well be a doubles lesson

lesson a #4 and #5

a 5 points plays and dribbels a basketball

#4 a 5 points plays
many basketballs fan well say IS IMPOSSIBLE to maker a 5 points in a shots but these is true if your taker a 3pt shots and there a fouls and defender go crazed to maker a technical fouls there is a 3pt shots make and a foul free throw shots and a technical freethrow shots and your have A TOTAL 5 points in a shot:bowdown: i use math to calculate and if your to these shot 4 time your have 20 points

thats is 20 with 4 shot!!! why have no player make these hes signature shots ?? becuse these a very hard shots shot

#5 dribbels a basketball

first look to these picture
http://imageshack.us/a/img211/1153/1320basketballdribbling.gif

yes these may look impossible do but with a practise and a patient your can dribbels a basketball. these is very important becuse if your dont not dribbel your well have turnover

step 1take baskebtall to your hand
step 2 throw to it to ground
step 3 (most importent step) grab basketball when it bounce to floor
step 4 repeat these step until your have dribbel for 2 minute
step 5 take a break your have earn to it !!!

WARNING

http://imageshack.us/a/img10/8593/66476036.jpg

maney peoples think your can to a multitask to basketballs court and these is WRONG. if your ogne to go to basketballs court to do study and still to basketballs your well lose dribbels and to a turnover!! basketball need a 100% focus so dont not come to books to basketball courts

Jasi
05-27-2013, 02:27 AM
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

These were my favourite lessons.

Thou art a Master.

Theoo
05-27-2013, 02:30 AM
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

These were my favourite lessons.

Thou art a Master.
thnx men i hope one day when first ish player is in nba that the well say theoo inspirition to him :bowdown:

maney peoples here insidehoops think is impossible maker nba well these a fk** wrong think your gone to think like these now is impossible not maker nba . not that your fk** choice becuse nba is to your destiny men. if your REAL dream is nba read these larry bird poem every night before your sleep and your well go to nba

http://i.imgur.com/vHN8gKh.jpg

KnicksWolves
05-27-2013, 03:19 AM
thnx men i hope one day when first ish player is in nba that the well say theoo inspirition to him :bowdown:

maney peoples here insidehoops think is impossible maker nba well these a fk** wrong think your gone to think like these now is impossible not maker nba . not that your fk** choice becuse nba is to your destiny men. if your REAL dream is nba read these larry bird poem every night before your sleep and your well go to nba

http://i.imgur.com/vHN8gKh.jpg

:bowdown:

Truly an inspiration to aspiring basketball players everywhere.

gcvbcat
05-27-2013, 09:18 AM
Hi Theoo,

I have been following the NBA as much as I can for the last 3-4 years. There are many things I don't understand & I see you are the only one here who has taken the initiative to explain the game to it's fans (others are constantly fighting about Lebron/Kobe/Jordan etc. etc.).

You are doing a noble job & your initiative will help attract many new fans from all over the world & help the game grow & become a truly global sport like soccer.

My first question to you is, why do teams take time outs close to the end of quaters or towards the end of the game. I feel it unneccesarily delays the game & it is specially frustating for fans like me as I am either up late at night or early morning who are waiting for the game to finish so I can catch up on some sleep.

I am sure there is some logic to this but as a new fan I do not get it yet.

Hope you can answer my question before Sunday so I can enjoy this weeks games with a better understanding.

On a related note, have you considered taking English lessons. Your classes would be much easier to follow if you used correct grammer & spelling.

Thank you for you time & looking forward to your response.

GCVBCAT

Theoo
06-01-2013, 04:54 PM
Hi Theoo,

I have been following the NBA as much as I can for the last 3-4 years. There are many things I don't understand & I see you are the only one here who has taken the initiative to explain the game to it's fans (others are constantly fighting about Lebron/Kobe/Jordan etc. etc.).

You are doing a noble job & your initiative will help attract many new fans from all over the world & help the game grow & become a truly global sport like soccer.

My first question to you is, why do teams take time outs close to the end of quaters or towards the end of the game. I feel it unneccesarily delays the game & it is specially frustating for fans like me as I am either up late at night or early morning who are waiting for the game to finish so I can catch up on some sleep.

I am sure there is some logic to this but as a new fan I do not get it yet.

Hope you can answer my question before Sunday so I can enjoy this weeks games with a better understanding.

On a related note, have you considered taking English lessons. Your classes would be much easier to follow if you used correct grammer & spelling.

Thank you for you time & looking forward to your response.

GCVBCAT
thnx dude sorry i so late :bowdown: to answer first question the take a timeouts so the can forward ball. in end game the timeout well make the ball go forward half court and start next other team hoop. also couch can make a plays to get a nice look to baskets.

and second question i well spend my off season to english training camp to improves.

have everyone to there homework today??

russwest0
01-02-2014, 01:19 AM
moar

D-Wait
01-02-2014, 11:58 AM
:lol One of the most hilarious threads I've read here...
This one and the "Son of Matt Geiger" thread are definitely in my top 5 as long as I'm lurking this site...

Theoo
03-28-2014, 09:20 PM
thnx guys

we have many new poster to these forum so i think were gone need more lesson because i see less brain posting to these forum so let have a new lesso n :

#6 a lesson dunk a basketballs

here a warning to you : these a very ADVANCED LESSON!!! if you dint not take my lesson to jumpballtip and dribbels you well not be able to do these lesson !! you well do a turnover and worst all your wel lnot jump high enough to do a dunks

http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/5/53/Dunk-Step-5-Version-2.jpg/670px-Dunk-Step-5-Version-2.jpg

these person here dint not read my lesson you can see he dont not jump high enough to do a dunks

now follow these step to do adunks :

step 1 : take basketballs to your hand
step 2 : use what you learn to lesson 5 to dribble to baskets
step 3 : VERY IMPORTANT STEP use what you learn to jumpablltip lesson and put all powers to your leg
step 4 : bend to your leg and make a high jumps
step 5 : make the basketballs into the baskets
bonus step : hang to the baskets to the dunk to show that you own these court

very nice your now soon gone be a very nice brain poster to these forum and if your beta and cant not jump high enough to do a dunks well your can do a squat or some thing like that to improve your virtocal thank you

Marlo_Stanfield
03-28-2014, 09:24 PM
thnx guys

we have many new poster to these forum so i think were gone need more lesson because i see less brain posting to these forum so let have a new lesso n :

#6 a lesson dunk a basketballs

here a warning to you : these a very ADVANCED LESSON!!! if you dint not take my lesson to jumpballtip and dribbels you well not be able to do these lesson !! you well do a turnover and worst all your wel lnot jump high enough to do a dunks

http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/5/53/Dunk-Step-5-Version-2.jpg/670px-Dunk-Step-5-Version-2.jpg

these person here dint not read my lesson you can see he dont not jump high enough to do a dunks

now follow these step to do adunks :

step 1 : take basketballs to your hand
step 2 : use what you learn to lesson 5 to dribble to baskets
step 3 : VERY IMPORTANT STEP use what you learn to jumpablltip lesson and put all powers to your leg
step 4 : bend to your leg and make a high jumps
step 5 : make the basketballs into the baskets
bonus step : hang to the baskets to the dunk to show that you own these court

very nice your now soon gone be a very nice brain poster to these forum and if your beta and cant not jump high enough to do a dunks well your can do a squat or some thing like that to improve your virtocal thank you
:roll: :roll: :roll: :oldlol:

Boarder Patrol
03-28-2014, 09:41 PM
thnx guys

we have many new poster to these forum so i think were gone need more lesson because i see less brain posting to these forum so let have a new lesso n :

#6 a lesson dunk a basketballs

here a warning to you : these a very ADVANCED LESSON!!! if you dint not take my lesson to jumpballtip and dribbels you well not be able to do these lesson !! you well do a turnover and worst all your wel lnot jump high enough to do a dunks

http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/5/53/Dunk-Step-5-Version-2.jpg/670px-Dunk-Step-5-Version-2.jpg

these person here dint not read my lesson you can see he dont not jump high enough to do a dunks

now follow these step to do adunks :

step 1 : take basketballs to your hand
step 2 : use what you learn to lesson 5 to dribble to baskets
step 3 : VERY IMPORTANT STEP use what you learn to jumpablltip lesson and put all powers to your leg
step 4 : bend to your leg and make a high jumps
step 5 : make the basketballs into the baskets
bonus step : hang to the baskets to the dunk to show that you own these court

very nice your now soon gone be a very nice brain poster to these forum and if your beta and cant not jump high enough to do a dunks well your can do a squat or some thing like that to improve your virtocal thank you

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :applause:

Any interest in coaching the Knicks next year, theoo?