View Full Version : Salma Hayek
Vragrant
04-06-2013, 05:47 PM
Jesus ....I totally forgot
http://imageshack.us/a/img138/7393/57967960.jpg
http://www.miami.com/sites/migration.miami.com/files/images/salma-hayek-arrives-for-the-late-show-with-david-letterman-pic-getty-976937892.jpg
http://www.crankydriver.com/blog/images/Random/Salma/original3.jpg
http://cinemascrutiny.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/salma_hayek_30.jpg
http://static1.purepeople.com/articles/0/30/90/@/7902-salma-hayek-620x0-1.jpg
http://www.magweb.com/picts/actor/21624/salma_hayek.jpg
I used to have a thing for her. She fine she fine
B-Low
04-06-2013, 07:11 PM
If I could...just this once...be forgiven for posting oversized pictures
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LGr_c-mhhLw/USSkHpOGZHI/AAAAAAAAHUw/xNN-lOpo_oo/s1600/SH6.jpg
http://ilarge.listal.com/image/1450162/936full-salma-hayek.jpg
http://p.im9.eu/salma-hayek-photo-4.jpg
blablabla
04-06-2013, 07:45 PM
I'm sexually aroused.
I wouldn't have sex with her... Because there's no way she'd even consider speaking to me.
Then you might as well have as well have sex with me.
Didn't see the white text lol.
Still.
Sex me.
pinhead
04-06-2013, 07:48 PM
Nice rack but a bit overrated.
blablabla
04-06-2013, 07:49 PM
Prime Hayek shits on Upton.
B-Low
04-06-2013, 07:54 PM
Nice rack but a bit overrated.
Nah for a woman to look like that as she's pushin 50 isn't anywhere near overrated
highwhey
04-06-2013, 07:55 PM
as a hispanic, id eat my own shit to f
Graviton
04-06-2013, 07:59 PM
Nice tits, mediocre everything else. Do people really ignore that face? Even in her prime she wasn't very well rounded.
Jennifer Love-Hewitt> same quality tits, better face/body/booty, case closed.
Bandito
04-06-2013, 08:00 PM
I would eat that snatch like there is no tomorrow if given a chance.
pinhead
04-06-2013, 08:02 PM
Nah for a woman to look like that as she's pushin 50 isn't anywhere near overrated
Anyone can look younger if they had that money. I have always found her a bit overrated though.
[QUOTE=highwhey]as a hispanic, id eat my own shit to f
HardwoodLegend
04-06-2013, 08:04 PM
Jennifer Love Hewitt would make for a great quick f*ck, but I have never gotten the hysteria over her.
And, no, she didn't/doesn't have a better booty than Hayek.
pinhead
04-06-2013, 08:13 PM
Liz Hurley is older and much much hotter
http://www.eforu.com/cards/pictures/elizabethhurley/_2a35958.jpg
NoGunzJustSkillz
04-06-2013, 08:33 PM
successful actress, successful producer, very beautiful, and pretty god damn funny. if she's over-rated then so are 95% of Hollywood.
NoGunzJustSkillz
04-06-2013, 08:35 PM
Liz Hurley is older and much much hotter
http://www.eforu.com/cards/pictures/elizabethhurley/_2a35958.jpg
but not nearly as successful. i don't even think liz is hotter, you must be racist.
pinhead
04-06-2013, 08:44 PM
but not nearly as successful. i don't even think liz is hotter, you must be racist.
I can't be racist, my cousin's best friend is black.
pinhead
04-06-2013, 08:46 PM
successful actress, successful producer, very beautiful, and pretty god damn funny. if she's over-rated then so are 95% of Hollywood.
I meant overrated in terms of looks.
andgar923
04-06-2013, 09:00 PM
I can't be racist, my cousin's best friend is black.
:lol
highwhey
04-06-2013, 09:00 PM
I can't be racist, my cousin's best friend is black.
youre probabaly a republican
RoseCity07
04-06-2013, 09:06 PM
Dem tits. I want them in my face.
Budadiiii
04-06-2013, 09:17 PM
As a virgin.. I get a boner just looking at the pics. Full-on erection.. I get a little turned off by the hairy arms. I do think Indians/Asians are closer to apes than whites so I think we're spoiled. Most just look dirty and animal-like to me.
pinhead
04-06-2013, 09:21 PM
As a virgin.. I get a boner just looking at the pics. Full-on erection.. I get a little turned off by the hairy arms. I do think Indians/Asians are closer to apes than whites so I think we're spoiled. Most just look dirty and animal-like to me.
Blatantly more racist than my post, but you will get sympathy for being a virgin no doubt.
Budadiiii
04-06-2013, 09:27 PM
Blatantly more racist than my post, but you will get sympathy for being a virgin no doubt.
Blatantly more truthful? Sure... absolutely!
Don't accuse me of being racist? WTF? I just don't think they're as "human" as whites are.. if that makes sense? We all evolved differently and I legitimately think they are closer to our common ancestor than (we?) are...
I think whites are a couple of thousand years advanced in those terms. Regardless, I dig some Asian women. Korean? Yes. Chinese? Bleh. Japanese? ehhh
Polynesian? :applause:
So go **** yourself.
pinhead
04-06-2013, 09:32 PM
Blatantly more truthful? Sure... absolutely!
Don't accuse me of being racist? WTF? I just don't think they're as "human" as whites are.. if that makes sense? We all evolved differently and I legitimately think they are closer to our common ancestor than (we?) are...
I think whites are a couple of thousand years advanced in those terms. Regardless, I dig some Asian women. Korean? Yes. Chinese? Bleh. Japanese? ehhh
Polynesian? :applause:
So go **** yourself.
haha, you are more racist than Jameer's posse in rural Alabama.
ace23
04-06-2013, 09:38 PM
Sexy.
Also does not hurt that I love the idea of ****ing older women.
JerryWest
04-06-2013, 09:42 PM
haha, you are more racist than Jameer's posse in rural Alabama.
F*ck off retard, he's just spitting the truth.
Accept it or you'll be getting a future neg newbie f*ggot.
pinhead
04-06-2013, 09:51 PM
F*ck off retard, he's just spitting the truth.
Accept it or you'll be getting a future neg newbie f*ggot.
:coleman: What has this kid ever done to you?
LongLiveTheKing
04-06-2013, 10:17 PM
As a virgin.. I get a boner just looking at the pics. Full-on erection.. I get a little turned off by the hairy arms. I do think Indians/Asians are closer to apes than whites so I think we're spoiled. Most just look dirty and animal-like to me.
Hahaha :roll:
B-Low
04-06-2013, 10:23 PM
BTW I just read...she's only a 36C. There is no f*ckin way :oldlol:
CelticBaller
04-06-2013, 10:40 PM
F*ck off retard, he's just spitting the truth.
Accept it or you'll be getting a future neg newbie f*ggot.
like your rep is worth anything :oldlol:
B-Low
04-06-2013, 10:42 PM
like your rep is worth anything :oldlol:
To be fair he's tied for the most valuable rep on the board right now
DeuceWallaces
04-06-2013, 10:50 PM
BTW I just read...she's only a 36C. There is no f*ckin way :oldlol:
That was probably before her implants.
JerryWest
04-06-2013, 10:51 PM
Don't mess with me.
JEFFERSON MONEY
04-06-2013, 11:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkaveikyikE
spilt more seed to that in the wonder years than all porn. combined. heh.
JerryWest
04-06-2013, 11:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkaveikyikE
spilt more seed to that in the wonder years than all porn. combined. heh.
:sleeping
DeuceWallaces
04-06-2013, 11:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkaveikyikE
spilt more seed to that in the wonder years than all porn. combined. heh.
I don't even have to click that to know it's Dusk Till Dawn. Yeah?
pinhead
04-06-2013, 11:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkaveikyikE
spilt more seed to that in the wonder years than all porn. combined. heh.
As sexy as a bag of spanners
JEFFERSON MONEY
04-06-2013, 11:19 PM
I don't even have to click that to know it's Dusk Till Dawn. Yeah?
Of course Senor Brinks. And might I add the dialogue and action were not half bad either
JerryWest
04-06-2013, 11:21 PM
J$, you need more p*ssy. That shit was not fap worthy, horrible.
BurningHammer
04-06-2013, 11:22 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-54sJD4SBly4/UPJ9_8-hOvI/AAAAAAAAHA8/_IVOapC_gPY/s400/salma+hayek+without+clothes.gif
BurningHammer
04-06-2013, 11:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/P5rpz.gif
DeuceWallaces
04-06-2013, 11:25 PM
Of course Senor Brinks. And might I add the dialogue and action were not half bad either
My lady loves syfy vampires, werewolves, etc. so that movie is a frequent occurrence in our living room.
HardwoodLegend
04-06-2013, 11:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkaveikyikE
spilt more seed to that in the wonder years than all porn. combined. heh.
I remember being absolutely pinned to the couch when I first saw this as a youngin. I've never felt my whole body go so numb with all my sexual attention being zeroed in on a single object.
It's still got a transfixing quality to this day (the music has a lot to do with that too). But, it could have used a shot from behind when she's shakin that ass at the end.
emma10
04-07-2013, 12:22 AM
love her
Cali Syndicate
04-07-2013, 12:32 AM
Yeah she a sexy beech
Lakers Legend#32
04-07-2013, 04:55 AM
Don't think it's possible for a woman to be any hotter than Salma.
East_Stone_Ya
04-07-2013, 04:57 AM
I would like to **** her sensless
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