What's the oldest a woman could be for you to have sex with her?

[PullupJay]

:confusedshrug:

[JMT]

However old my wife is when I die.

[ZeN]

However old my wife is when I die.
THIS.

[Knicks101]

14

[D-Rose]

I'm 21...I've seen a few 50 year old women I'd bang...but obviously not your typical females at that age.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Fifteens da cutoff

Anything after she's spoilt goods and needs to devote her time to the children yes yes


But forreal like sixty they are coming out with some crazy antiaging stuff fir da ladies

[-p.tiddy-]

92. Anything after 92 is gross.
:oldlol:

[HardwoodLegend]

However old my wife is when I die.


THIS.

http://i45.tinypic.com/2cwl9u9.png

[ace23]

Why would age matter?

[Scholar]

One foot in the grave always works.

[LJJ]

Depends on how old she looks.

[Rasheed1]

I'd have to see her to actually judge whether I'd hit or not.. Some 50 year old women I'd hit... Some 40 year old women I wouldnt hit..

All depends..

[-p.tiddy-]

http://files.sharenator.com/Cindy_Crawford_young_old_Celebrities_How_they_look ed_young_and_how_they_look_now_old-s560x365-101082-580.jpg


aging makes me really sad :cry:


Cindy Crawford is borderline I think...I probably would though just because it is Cindy Crawford

[alenleomessi]

early 40s probably

[PHX_Phan]

My limit is 10-12 years older than myself, which would currently sit around 35.

[ShaqAttack3234]

I'd have to see her to actually judge whether I'd hit or not.. Some 50 year old women I'd hit... Some 40 year old women I wouldnt hit..

All depends..


I'd say 55 max. But like Rasheed1 said, it all depends. Some 40-50 year old women look better than 20-somethings.

These are pretty much my thoughts. Can't really judge without knowing the particular woman. When I was around 20, I did **** a woman who I guessed was in her early to mid 40's, though she awkwardly claimed she was 30.

The actual number isn't particularly important. As long as a woman looks good and is over 18, I'd likely be fine. There are actually some in the 18-20 range who look to young for me. Especially facially. There's nothing wrong with it morally, but I wouldn't be able to do it with some girls who are legal and have really young looking faces that make them look 15 or so.

[eurobum]

There's nothing wrong with it morally, but I wouldn't be able to do it with some girls who are legal and have really young looking faces that make them look 15 or so.

:biggums:

[gigantes]

age matters not. me and this one buddy have partaken of a wide range of ages and it's never been an issue. usually he does the digging and i bust open the box (it can be a major PITA sometimes), and like all good buddies do, we share nicely after that.

dream date is to fly to egypt, dig around in the desert until we locate an undiscovered tomb, then look for some totally vintage females inside. getting all the bandages off might be another big PITA, tho... need a little more research on that, yet.

[Patrick Chewing]

55 or so


But judging by this picture, I could go up to 67

http://www.hdwallpapersarena.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tumblr_m48njzuTBK1qb5smvo1_400.jpg

[Just2McFly]

like another poster, my answer is helen mirren

[pinhead]

You guys should probably feel fortunate that you could get any woman and stop being picky. Me personally would not go past 40.

[PHX_Phan]

You guys should probably feel fortunate that you could get any woman and stop being picky. Me personally would not go past 40.

:facepalm

[ShaqAttack3234]

:biggums:

Uh, what exactly is wrong with my statement? That I don't want to **** really young looking girls?

[MetsPackers]

I'm 20 and I had sex with a 51 year old woman, probably wouldn't go much higher that that

[MetsPackers]

I'm 20 and I had sex with a 51 year old woman, probably wouldn't go much higher that that

[pinhead]

I'm 20 and I had sex with a 51 year old woman, probably wouldn't go much higher that that

You're weird and desperate. And probably very ugly.

[Just2McFly]

age matters not. me and this one buddy have partaken of a wide range of ages and it's never been an issue. usually he does the digging and i bust open the box (it can be a major PITA sometimes), and like all good buddies do, we share nicely after that.

dream date is to fly to egypt, dig around in the desert until we locate an undiscovered tomb, then look for some totally vintage females inside. getting all the bandages off might be another big PITA, tho... need a little more research on that, yet.
:roll:

10/10 post sir:applause:

I've always wanted to bang an older white woman, but where in the world am I supposed to meet them in an environment natural to me? I already frequent bookstores and starbucks, I've stuck out like a mofo

[Patrick Chewing]

You're weird and desperate. And probably very ugly.


He still got his dick wet, what have you done?

[niko]

If it's hot enough who gives a fudge. My daughter's old japanese teacher is mid 50's but she got these huge breasts, i would think you could just focus on that and be good to go. (She's a japanese woman too, i often want to ask her where exactly they came from...) Some of you make me laugh, you have these lists of what is ok and what is not ok. My list has two things on it, female and ok looking. :cheers: It's served me well.

[gigantes]

:roll:

10/10 post sir:applause:

I've always wanted to bang an older white woman, but where in the world am I supposed to meet them in an environment natural to me? I already frequent bookstores and starbucks, I've stuck out like a mofo
bro. :cheers:


anyway, my advice on that-- join various interest groups... whatever touches your fancy... makes you feel intrigued even if you're noob participant.


art workshop / classes
yoga meeting
depression / anxiety group
YMCA
paintball outings
community gardening
book discussion groups
cooking classes
organic food co-op
CC classes

...all yielded results for me. not that i aimed them to. just that it happens when you're in a field of interest and compatible women happen to be nearby. sane?


quick anecdote: one time after a long paintball day in which i'd been pretty fearless in my pursuit of enemy flag, we all reconvened for a few minutes before catching rides and sat and ate fruit... generally too tired to talk much after such long, long day.

then some 14yo super-cutie nearby said she wanted some watermelon, which i happened to have on plate, so i picked up a piece and held it near her mouth. she gulped quickly, looked a little surprised but somehow pleased... quickly turning to a look of tranquility. (WTF?)

so i extended the act, she played back repeatedly, and it became one of the most erotic things i've ever done with a female, bed or no bed.

anyway, to the story: her dad happened to be standing nearby looking like an angry thundercloud gathering strength, and that's as far as THAT went, i can assure you!

still, you just never know. just never.

[bbp1aya]

92. Anything after 92 is gross.

:roll: :roll: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[MetsPackers]

You're weird and desperate. And probably very ugly.

Nah not really. You don't even know any details about the situation so how could you even come to that conclusion?

[Draz]

He still got his dick wet, what have you done?
:roll:

[pinhead]

He still got his dick wet, what have you done?

I banged a couple of hot chicks over the weekend. No older than 25 with no ounce of fat on either. So think before you type shit, jackass.

[Marcus Thorton]

He still got his dick wet, what have you done?
:lebronamazed:

[FiveRings]

Mid thirtees I guess, but even then they have to be younger looking like an Erin Burnett or someone like that.

I'm 26 and prefer girls 15 to 25.

[d.bball.guy]

Max 70-80
Min 9

:coleman:

[Lakers Legend#32]

As long as they are still attractive and keep themselves fit, 70 would be my cutoff line.

[HarryCallahan]

Mid thirtees I guess, but even then they have to be younger looking like an Erin Burnett or someone like that.

I'm 26 and prefer girls 15 to 25.


:coleman:

[MJ(Mean John)]

I love older woman.

I dated a girl who was 12 years older than me. (I was 20. She was 32) and she was very pretty. She was my manager at work at the time. It's how we met. Lol.
Started ****ing her and we both caught feelings.

Anyway. I've smashed girls anywhere from a year, 5 years older, 7 years older, even 20 years older. It's all good AS LONG AS they take care of themselves, are pretty, and a freak.

I love me some cougars.age limit? Depends. There's some really fine late 40 years olds who hit the gym. I wouldn't mind the pre menapause stage

[AlphaWolf24]

I think my max so far was 55 - 60 years old...( she looked around 47)

she was an Chinese call girl...:confusedshrug: ....


( iknow...I know...I was drunk....and in Taiwan....what do you want from me)

I would prolly do any age...if it was decent...

[-p.tiddy-]

Mid thirtees I guess, but even then they have to be younger looking like an Erin Burnett or someone like that.

I'm 26 and prefer girls 15 to 25.
http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/ch2.jpg

[step_back]

I banged a couple of hot chicks over the weekend. No older than 25 with no ounce of fat on either. So think before you type shit, jackass.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lriaceS40i1qzl9vfo1_400.gif

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

You're missing out man. Most girls exit their true prime at 8 years old.

With options this large u sure as hell don't need no marriage

[D.J.]

Depends how she looks. There's 40 year olds who look better than most 20 year olds and 60 year olds who look better than most 40 year olds.


http://photos.exposay.com/Morgan_Fairchild/morgan_fairchild_rwT3k.jpg
http://www.celebritycarz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/070607_stone_400X400.jpg
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTMyMzMxNjE3Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMTYwNzMz._V1._ SX214_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg


None of them are younger than 55.

[pinhead]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lriaceS40i1qzl9vfo1_400.gif

You know nothing about my sex life, biatch.

[ShaqAttack3234]

You know nothing about my sex life, biatch.

We know you like 15 year olds.

[pinhead]

Depends how she looks. There's 40 year olds who look better than most 20 year olds and 60 year olds who look better than most 40 year olds.


http://photos.exposay.com/Morgan_Fairchild/morgan_fairchild_rwT3k.jpg
http://www.celebritycarz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/070607_stone_400X400.jpg
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTMyMzMxNjE3Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMTYwNzMz._V1._ SX214_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg


None of them are younger than 55.


They are both hot but have the money to keep themselves looking decent. The average woman on the street looks a wreck after they reach 40+

[FiveRings]

We know you like 15 year olds.
You jelly about the 15 year old hotties me and pinhead are pulling in?

Here's a picture I took of the chicks me and pinhead were ****ing with on the weekend. He took the two on the right, and me the two on the left. Like pinhead said before, not an ounce of fat on them.

http://i47.tinypic.com/vyuyqh.jpg

:pimp:

[JerryWest]

you guys are sick motherf*ckers

[step_back]

You know nothing about my sex life, biatch.

It's basic forum 101. Pics or it didn't happen.

[Balla_Status]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lriaceS40i1qzl9vfo1_400.gif

Yeah no shit. He lives in England. There are no hot chicks in england.

[step_back]

Yeah no shit. He lives in England. There are no hot chicks in england.

There are hot chicks :coleman:

[pinhead]

Yeah no shit. He lives in England. There are no hot chicks in england.

There are. Most are sexy little eastern Europeans who have invaded us though.

Unfortunately, which all goes back to Thatcher and her policies, most English girls are out of shape, lazy and lack self respect.

[Lebron23]

Rene Russo
Faith Ford

[Thorn]

92. Anything after 92 is gross.
Dude, there's such a thing as standards. I'd say 18-91. :D

Seriously though, I think personality/looks are more of a factor than age. Someone like Jaclyn Smith (from Charlie's Angels) looks spectacular (for her age, anyway...) and she's 67 whereas I would rather get struck by lightning than get anywhere near Lindsay Lohan who's 26.

[Derka]

Would still bang Jane Seymour. Helen Mirren is sexually appealing for her age.

[sick_brah07]

You jelly about the 15 year old hotties me and pinhead are pulling in?

Here's a picture I took of the chicks me and pinhead were ****ing with on the weekend. He took the two on the right, and me the two on the left. Like pinhead said before, not an ounce of fat on them.

http://i47.tinypic.com/vyuyqh.jpg

:pimp:


the one on the right gone be a $tunaa

[pinhead]

the one on the right gone be a $tunaa

They all have unlimited potential.

[HarryCallahan]

There are. Most are sexy little eastern Europeans who have invaded us though.

Unfortunately, which all goes back to Thatcher and her policies, most English girls are out of shape, lazy and lack self respect.

Jesus buddy you got to let it go. Maggie is dead, get on with your life. I suppose it's Maggies fault you have no friends and didn't get any Christmas presents too?

Oh, I just got bitten by a mosquito, damned Thatcher this is all your fault!

[Lakers Legend#32]

I'd do Helen Mirren before I would do Rhianna.

[Myth]

How old is Betty White now?

[Kobe 4 The Win]

I'm 36 so I'm gonna say the oldest a woman could be for me to have sex with her is 22.

[InspiredLebowski]

I cannot answer less this be used against me in my Senate campaign. Or in a court of law.

[n00bie]

Elizabeth Hurley at age 47.

http://media.hollyscoop.com/sites/hollyscoop.com/files/styles/gallery_main/public/elizabethhurley.gif

[Just2McFly]

fvcking love english girls tho....especially the ones with the filthiest mouths to ever live

[red1]

12

[Element]

i'd fhck quite a few milfs on the wrong side of 40. 50 is pushing it a lot tho lol. i'd feel way too young for that

[pinhead]

Elizabeth Hurley at age 47.

http://media.hollyscoop.com/sites/hollyscoop.com/files/styles/gallery_main/public/elizabethhurley.gif

A proper woman.

[n00bie]

You jelly about the 15 year old hotties me and pinhead are pulling in?

Here's a picture I took of the chicks me and pinhead were ****ing with on the weekend. He took the two on the right, and me the two on the left. Like pinhead said before, not an ounce of fat on them.

http://i47.tinypic.com/vyuyqh.jpg

:pimp:

I see your jailbait, and raise you:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/bef27974b686ad12dfdf30a17ce9166d/tumblr_mkpb3ggBMo1qbj9f6o4_1280.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/e280ec8ee6f0da1747e48ac8cb11a721/tumblr_mkpb3ggBMo1qbj9f6o3_1280.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/77ed913e3552e93ff9cd60d9b4b50336/tumblr_mkpbd9YBb41qbj9f6o1_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/e7de04f970037cd1644a2cdea5ed6299/tumblr_mkpb3ggBMo1qbj9f6o2_1280.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/602c6f5dd35efe5daec8ed10e3d2d58f/tumblr_mkpb3ggBMo1qbj9f6o1_1280.jpg

[FiveRings]

Too old. Would not hit. No one wants to see that shit dude.

Here's a couple more pics of the blonde I posted earlier that people liked

http://sweetlittlevoices.webs.com/photos/Sydney-Wiklund/40906_153330024707385_100000911661389_267672_32918 30_n.jpg

http://sweetlittlevoices.webs.com/photos/Sydney-Wiklund/33725_153325324707855_100000911661389_267645_53034 41_n.jpg

[Just2McFly]

man wtf take this shit off

[chosen_one6]

Why are their teenage girls in this thread? Very disturbing.

I'd smash a chick in her 40's. Anything over 50 is really pushing it.

[niko]

Um, the little girls there are a bit too young weirdos.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Enough with the jailbait photos, let's get back to the cougars and MILFS.

I'd do Sygourney Weaver before over Chistina Aguilera.