Why did I not know all this freaky stuff about Marv Albert until now?

[bmd]

I'm 24, so his ordeal was a little before my time... but I never heard anybody really talk about it. Lets run down the list:

He wore women's panties
He liked dominatrixes
He liked women to sit on his face where he couldn't breathe
He wanted a threesome with another guy
He liked guys with big penises
He had a sexual relationship with a tranny


Anything weird that I'm missing?

[IncarceratedBob]

He's surprisingly not gay.

[WWRWestbrookDo?]

I'm 24, so his ordeal was a little before my time... but I never heard anybody really talk about it. Lets run down the list:

He wore women's panties
He liked dominatrixes
He liked women to sit on his face where he couldn't breathe
He wanted a threesome with another guy
He liked guys with big penises
He had a sexual relationship with a tranny


Anything weird that I'm missing?

even Kanye referenced it in a lyric.

but don't you like your face to be sit on every once in a while :banana:

[Patrick Chewing]

I remember. He was arrested for gnawing on some girl's back

He's the ultimate freak

[SamuraiSWISH]

You never knew about this stuff? lol Marv Albert was a serious freak.

YESSS and it counts

[bmd]

I remember. He was arrested for gnawing on some girl's back

He's the ultimate freakWell, he was arrested for sexual assault when he was accused of forcibly doing her in the butt.

[LongLiveTheKing]

I'm 24, so his ordeal was a little before my time... but I never heard anybody really talk about it. Lets run down the list:

He wore women's panties
He liked dominatrixes
He liked women to sit on his face where he couldn't breathe
He wanted a threesome with another guy
He liked guys with big penises
He had a sexual relationship with a tranny


Anything weird that I'm missing?

What is that?

[bmd]

What is that?Like a woman who dominates, humiliates, and abuses men for sexual pleasure. It's a fetish.

Marv Albert likes to be dominated.

He's freaky.

[LongLiveTheKing]

Like a dominant woman who does things like bondage and humiliation. It's a fetish.
Oh wow lol.

[Scholar]

What is that?

How do you have Internet access and don't just Google it instead of making yourself look like a dumb ass?

[ILLsmak]

haha, I forgot what it was on, but I remember the sound byte. It was Marv Albert "voice" and he was like "YES, a transvestite hooker... from DOWNTOWN."

-Smak

[retaxis]

Happens to people these days when they watch too much porn

[ILLsmak]

He's also the master of sexual innuendo while commentating.

That's why he's so popular.

-Smak

[MisterAmazing]

he bit the woman a few times iirc

Yes! At the buzzer!

[PrettyCool]

"YESS!! She took a shlt on my chest"

[bmd]

Marv Albert is like Bob Saget in that neither of them are really how they appeared.

[ILLsmak]

Marv Albert is like Bob Saget in that neither of them are really how they appeared.

except Bob Saget is hilarious. I think he just got cast as a family man. I don't think he was pretending to be chaste. A better one would be PeeWee Herman.

"Don't do crack!"

-Smak

[HomieWeMajor]

Reggie Miller likes prostitutes to urinate on his ears.
James Worthy like hookers to touch his FMVP trophy against his prostate.

[Leftimage]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwf0zf98Yt1qc76bxo1_400.jpg

[WWRWestbrookDo?]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwf0zf98Yt1qc76bxo1_400.jpg

looks like a serial killer to me

[MisterAmazing]

Reggie Miller likes prostitutes to urinate on his ears.
James Worthy like hookers to touch his FMVP trophy against his prostate.

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_FBDq391EZ6k/TVbznNWyejI/AAAAAAAAApM/FxOIVsANgTw/carl-winslow.gif

[LongLiveTheKing]

How do you have Internet access and don't just Google it instead of making yourself look like a dumb ass?
I dont want that sh1t in my history.

[Djsonny]

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_FBDq391EZ6k/TVbznNWyejI/AAAAAAAAApM/FxOIVsANgTw/carl-winslow.gif

i appreciate this gif

[bmd]

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_FBDq391EZ6k/TVbznNWyejI/AAAAAAAAApM/FxOIVsANgTw/carl-winslow.gifThat is my favorite gif of all-time. I'm always using it. It's my go-to in response to all things weird.

[Bandito]

Reggie Miller likes prostitutes to urinate on his ears.
James Worthy like hookers to touch his FMVP trophy against his prostate.
Lol wut?

[1987_Lakers]

I'm 22 and I knew about all of this stuff when I was 16.

[9512]

The older one gets, the freakier one's fetishes get.

Conventional porn or conventional missionary/doggie become too bland.

It's only weird because Marv's famous for a job not related to sex directly.

On the other extreme, any sexual fetish of a porn star in their private lives known to the public, will not cause too much shocked reaction.

[sportjames23]

I'm 24, so his ordeal was a little before my time... but I never heard anybody really talk about it. Lets run down the list:

He wore women's panties
He liked dominatrixes
He liked women to sit on his face where he couldn't breathe
He wanted a threesome with another guy
He liked guys with big penises
He had a sexual relationship with a tranny


Anything weird that I'm missing?


The ironic thing (or should I say hypocritical thing) was before all this came out (no pun intended, I promise), he was going on about Dennis Rodman's life, ripping into him. And it's the reason he didn't do the 1998 NBA Finals (he was replaced by Bob Costas).

[sportjames23]

He's also the master of sexual innuendo while commentating.

That's why he's so popular.

-Smak


YESSSSSS!

Kobe with the facial!

[selrahc]

LeBron likes to tape a picture of Kobes face to the back of his girlfriends head while doing her doggy style

[PJR]

I remember when NBC intally gave him the can(and would later bring him back). Marv is lucky this didn't go down in today's information age with social networking. :lol

[Marv_Albert]

Come on now? It's all natural isn't it?? You saying you haven't done any of these things?:confusedshrug:

[HomieWeMajor]

Dwyane Wade like to split male bootys on the Miami strip.
Rajon Rondo like to give reacharounds to shemales.

[diamenz]

and besides his radio voice, he was a terrible announcer.

[Bandito]

I dont want that sh1t in my history.
Have you heard of the option "Clear Recent History" ?:biggums:

[Marv_Albert]

and besides his radio voice, he was a terrible announcer.

At least you haven't had a women sit on your face till you can't breathe.

[HomieWeMajor]

Derrick Rose is a necrophiliac
Metta World Peace visits bathouses

[Marv_Albert]

y'all should show some respect for ya elders.

[HardwoodLegend]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwf0zf98Yt1qc76bxo1_400.jpg

He reminds me of Michael Corleone.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/733864_10151568408674343_1122667849_n.jpg

[dannysc305]

Marv Alberts a cuckold

[bmd]

He reminds me of Michael Corleone.]He reminds me of The Situation:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwf0zf98Yt1qc76bxo1_400.jpg

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2012/07/16/previews/Mike%20The%20Situation%20Sorrentino-PRN-094319.jpg

[daj0264]

pretty normal guy

[HomieWeMajor]

Jeff Van Gundy gives abortions to 14 year old Romanian schoolgirls

[outbreak]

Kobe likes to tape a picture of Jordans face to the back of his girlfriends head while doing her doggy style
Really?

[Marv_Albert]

Yesssssssssss!!!

[kamil]

Didn't Marv Albert also bite some woman's back? I remember there were stories about that... I think NBC fired him shortly after that. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

[bmd]

Didn't Marv Albert also bite some woman's back? I remember there were stories about that... I think NBC fired him shortly after that. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.Yeah, the same woman who said he held her down and sodomized her said he was also biting her.

[Mrofir]

I dont want that sh1t in my history.

bit of friendly advice. It's easier and better to just clear your browser history, as others have suggested, rather than post on a message board over which you have no control. This could be archived and bumped in 3 decades for all you know. It's still your history if it's you posting on the internet. In this case, it really doesn't matter, but just for future reference..

[KevinNYC]

I'm 24, so his ordeal was a little before my time... but I never heard anybody really talk about it. Lets run down the list:

He wore women's panties
He liked dominatrixes
He liked women to sit on his face where he couldn't breathe
He wanted a threesome with another guy
He liked guys with big penises
He had a sexual relationship with a tranny


Anything weird that I'm missing?

I actually remembered the scandal, but I don't remember any of the things you mention coming up.

[KevinNYC]

Well, he was arrested for sexual assault when he was accused of forcibly doing her in the butt.

I don't remember that element either.

What I remember was he was with a woman who into BDSM as well, I think a profssional at it, but he went beyond what they agreed to or her limits or however you want to put it. That is, it started consensual, but he went too far. Also I only remember biting, not forcible sodomy.

[KevinNYC]

Marv Albert likes to be dominated.

If what you say is true, it seems like he likes both the dominant and submissive role.

[Clutch]

YESSSSSS!

Kobe with the facial!
It all cums down to the late game execution.

[KevinNYC]

So it wasn't consensual or professional. Albert claimed it was consensual but the woman didn't. She was not a professional domnatrix, but a woman he was involved with for over 10 years.
wikipedia's account (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marv_Albert#Sexual_assault_charges)

Sexual assault charges

Albert became the focus of a media frenzy in 1997, Albert went on trial for felony charges of forcible sodomy.[11] A 42-year-old woman named Vanessa Perhach[12] accused Albert of throwing her on a bed, biting her, and forcing her to perform oral sex after a February 12, 1997 argument in his Pentagon City hotel room. DNA testing linked Albert to genetic material taken from the bite marks and from semen in Perhach's underwear.[13] During the trial, testimony was presented from another woman, Patricia Masden, who told the jury that Albert had bitten her on two different occasions in 1993 and 1994 in Miami and Dallas hotels, which she viewed as unwanted sexual advances.[14] Masden claimed that in Dallas, Albert called her to his hotel room to help him send a fax, only for her to find him wearing "white panties and garter belt."[15] Albert maintained that Perhach had requested that he bite her and denied her accusation that he'd asked her to bring another man into their sexual affair. He described the recorded conversation of hers with the police on the night of the incident "an Academy Award performance."[12] After tests proved that the bite marks were his, he pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and battery charges, while the sodomy charge was dropped.[11][16] Albert was given a 12-month suspended sentence.[17][18]

[KevinNYC]

Details from the trial
http://www.nytimes.com/1997/09/25/us/a-surprise-witness-testifies-at-the-trial-of-marv-albert.html

http://www.nytimes.com/1997/09/26/us/marv-albert-pleads-guilty-and-is-dismissed-by-nbc.html?pagewanted=all&src=pm

[Scoooter]

I remember that stuff. He literally mauled a woman.

[stephanieg]

Here's a really old and bad Marv Albert joke.

Q: What did Marv Albert do when NBC handed him the pink slip?
A: He wore it.

[Marv_Albert]

Here's a really old and bad Marv Albert joke.

Q: What did Marv Albert do when NBC handed him the pink slip?
A: He wore it.

Ahahah ahahahhahahahahha...NO.:coleman:

[Michael_Wilbon]

LeBron likes to tape a picture of Kobes face to the back of his girlfriends head while doing her doggy style

Not sure why. He rapes Kobe every time they play each other on the court as it is.

[Amar'e_Juwanna]

Happens to people these days when they watch too much porn

i reaaaaaally hope this is a joke. This is completely untrue... is everyone on this board 14? having to explain what a dominatrix is so its not in a search history? reeks of junior high.

Marv clearly gets down like its the 1970's. Marv likes a hairy pu$$ n'awm sayin'?

[tomtucker]

Dwyane Wade like to split male bootys on the Miami strip.
Rajon Rondo like to give reacharounds to shemales.

PICS !

[sportjames23]

So it wasn't consensual or professional. Albert claimed it was consensual but the woman didn't. She was not a professional domnatrix, but a woman he was involved with for over 10 years.
wikipedia's account (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marv_Albert#Sexual_assault_charges)


Kobe needs to take notes.

[Hoopz2332]

:roll: