Rank the top 10 GOAT list from best looking to worse.

[Mr. Jabbar]

1- Kobe

<gap>

2- Magic
3- Jordan
4- Shaq
5- Olajuwon
6- Duncan
7- Russell
8- Wilt
9- Bird
10 KAJ :(

[TheReal Kendall]

1- Kobe

<gap>

2- Magic
3- Jordan
4- Shaq
5- Olajuwon
6- Duncan
7- Russell
8- Wilt
9- Bird
10 KAJ :(

:wtf:

Kobe 1st? :facepalm Wait are you actually talking about their physical appearance???

[Mr. Jabbar]

:wtf:

Kobe 1st? :facepalm Wait are you actually talking about their physical appearance???

of course

[Psycho]

Well, I have to say that my lower half agrees.

[selrahc]

1- Kobe

<gap>

2- Magic
3- Jordan
4- Shaq
5- Olajuwon
6- Duncan
7- Russell
8- Wilt
9- Bird
10 KAJ :(


good list. if kobe wasnt an nba player he would obviously be a super model.

[Mr. Jabbar]

good list. if kobe wasnt an nba player he would obviously be a super model.

and I would buy dat calendar :applause:

[Suguru101]

1- Kobe

<gap>

2- Magic
3- Jordan
4- Shaq
5- Olajuwon
6- Duncan
7- Russell
8- Wilt
9- Bird
10 KAJ :(

:facepalm

That gap is not big enough..... :bowdown:

[ThaRegul8r]

I'm wondering what in the world looks have to do with how well someone plays the game of basketball. I couldn't care less what a player looks like. I only care whether he can play or not.

But then again, lots of people focus on things that have nothing to do with anything.

[SyRyanYang]

lol@ Magic over MJ

[russwest0]

No Westbrook?

http://thesportsreporterpresentswatercoolertalk.files.wor dpress.com/2013/02/untitled112.png

[Mr. Jabbar]

lol@ Magic over MJ

its something about the smile, he is aesthetically pleasing

[UnbiasedGuy]

lol the 10 goat list is pretty butt phuck ugly except kobe :lol :lol :lol :lol

young michael probably decent looking

(yes homo)

[AlphaWolf24]

real talk....


Kobe stands alone....


there is no gap wide enough.....ranking 9 more players is an insult to Kobe's God like structure.


how blessed are we....






( raging homo)

[Bugz]

Wow, this thread makes me wonder if there is a correlation between being ugly and being good at basketball. Maybe theyre part of the same gene pack. Just look at it, the two best players in the game today... Lebron James and Kevin Durant. Attractive elite players are extremely rare.

Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant are really the only two GOATS with good looks. They could basically be classified as anomalies.

[coin24]

Kobe. Lifetime achievement award in being the most beautiful man in basketball:applause:

[coin24]

#sexgodbe

[WayOfWade]

No hetero

[HarryCallahan]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSmGZ4p5WbULEuwDkswSYy6iljHzI2TB iIdlXt0dyvGprpfhj5j

[pauk]

Unlike you... a normal male, heterosexual, doesnt have the ability to get aroused by other males and hence cant examine what is attractive about them...

[Mr. Jabbar]

Unlike you... a normal male, heterosexual, doesnt have the ability to get aroused by other males and hence cant examine what is attractive about them...

pauk, at some point, you need to acknowledge kobes good looks... it wont make you a homo, appreciate dont hate

[WayOfWade]

pauk, at some point, you need to acknowledge kobes good looks... it wont make you a homo, appreciate dont hate
I despise Kobe, but you gotta be able to realize that he has a flawless physique.

[pauk]

Damn, ok you got me....

Ofcourse Kobe is sexy.... i would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to touch his achilles heel...

[Mr. Jabbar]

I despise Kobe, but you gotta be able to realize that he has a flawless physique.

thats exactly what im talking about.


Damn, ok you got me.... Of course Kobe is sexy.... i would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to touch his achilles heel...

I know you are joking but its a start nonetheless :applause:

[ripthekik]

Unlike you... a normal male, heterosexual, doesnt have the ability to get aroused by other males and hence cant examine what is attractive about them...
when lebron is there, you will sing a different tune

[pauk]

when lebron is there, you will sing a different tune

The **** would be to far down my throat for that to happen, but i will be able to play a song in the background..

[Screamingdoom]

I honestly think Kobe's looks equal another ring, so really Kobe has six rings.

[ripthekik]

The **** would be to far down my throat for that to happen, but i will be able to play a song in the background..
:roll: :applause:

:cheers:

[RoundMoundOfReb]

1. Kobe




2-10 are all ugly.

[knicksman]

kobe couldnt even surpass mjs rings despite having shaq and lakers management on his side

[Boomerang]

1. Kobe




2-10 are all ugly.
:wtf:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fTM4aWTxis8/R8OcLQOEodI/AAAAAAAAABM/4FBHzft9bsY/s320/michael_jordan_jpg.jpg

[tazb]

Wade > Kobe. Not just in the game of basketball, but looks too.

[Mr. Jabbar]

:wtf:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fTM4aWTxis8/R8OcLQOEodI/AAAAAAAAABM/4FBHzft9bsY/s320/michael_jordan_jpg.jpg

those artistic photoshopped pics are like shortened seasons, they don't count. kobe would look awesome right after waking up in the morning on a cell phone pic

[clayton]

No wonder refs don't respect Kobe. They all jealous of his good looks. Stealing all the attention from pretty to ugly girls. :bowdown: Gonna KickStarter some money for plastic surgery just to look like Kobe.

[pauk]

Kobe is so hot that fire gets near him to get warm.

[deja vu]

This thread is so gay. :facepalm

[pauk]

This thread is so gay. :facepalm

Admit it...

http://theatozshow.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/pic1_kobe_bryant_naked_001.jpg

[deja vu]

those artistic photoshopped pics are like shortened seasons, they don't count. kobe would look awesome right after waking up in the morning on a cell phone pic
There's no Photoshop in the 90s. :lol

[maybeshewill13]

OP :lol

[coin24]

Admit it...

http://theatozshow.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/pic1_kobe_bryant_naked_001.jpg


This pic and my avatar never cease to get me off:rockon:
Such a beautiful specimen.

Young mj was do-able, but still has nothing on the sexmamba:rockon:

[coin24]

Wade > Kobe. Not just in the game of basketball, but looks too.

In neither. Eww. Wade looks like a chipmunk:rolleyes:

[imnew09]

Kobe is the only man who can raise my ****, if you know what I mean.

[AussieG]

It's gettin fruity up in here..

[luckylucy]

Certainly Kobe is way ahead of the other 9, and no, Wade is not even close

[KOBE143]

To me Kobe is the best looking guy in the NBA of all time..



with feelings but no homo..

[deja vu]

1- Kobe

<gap>

2- Magic
3- Jordan
4- Shaq
5- Olajuwon
6- Duncan
7- Russell
8- Wilt
9- Bird
10 KAJ :(

Shaq and Olajuwon are very average looking (I wouldn't say that they're ugly). Bird should be higher on the list.

Here's my list BTW.

1. Kobe = could have been the runaway winner if not for the rape case :facepalm
2. MJ = less handsome than Kobe but has more charisma and appeal
3. Wilt = 20,000 women can't go wrong :bowdown:
4. Magic = nice smile and charisma but sexuality is questionable :lol
5. Bird = only white guy on the list
6. Duncan = boring as watching paint dry but no too bad looking
7. Shaq = not bad looking especially during his early years
8. Hakeem = have you seen a handsome guy from Nigeria? :D
9. Russell = his looks are below average to say the least
10. KAJ = ugly mofo :lol

[arifgokcen]

lol at everyone that post in this thread.
This forum just got weirder if thats even possible.

[maybeshewill13]

In neither. Eww. Wade looks like a chipmunk:rolleyes:
You still haven't delivered me the bottom half of your avatar. Son, I am disappoint.

[TheWalkman]

Jabbar, you gay? Serious question. Nothing wrong with that.

Has anyone come out on ISH before? Could be historic.

[Mr. Jabbar]

Jabbar, you gay? Serious question. Nothing wrong with that.

Has anyone come out on ISH before? Could be historic.


lol no, it takes a real man to appreciate kobes beauty, nothing against gay ppl tho

[Mass Debator]

1- Kobe

<gap>

2- Magic
3- Jordan
4- Shaq
5- Olajuwon
6- Duncan
7- Russell
8- Wilt
9- Bird
10 KAJ :(

Haha great thread, but I'm not going to participate outside of that I do think number 9 and 10 are correct :cheers:

[arifgokcen]

lol no, it takes a real man to appreciate kobes beauty, nothing against gay ppl tho
?????????

Dude are you serious.

[tobethdope]

lol, a beauty ranking on a sports board with virtually only male members about male players!?!?!?!? hilarious:roll:

i dont believe hetero males can see "beauty" in men, i mean i can say that this guy is probably attractive to women and this guy is not, but thats about it, i wudnt know really, only guesstimations...

[HoopDreams247]

Wow, this thread makes me wonder if there is a correlation between being ugly and being good at basketball. Maybe theyre part of the same gene pack. Just look at it, the two best players in the game today... Lebron James and Kevin Durant. Attractive elite players are extremely rare.

Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant are really the only two GOATS with good looks. They could basically be classified as anomalies.

Wade used to be an 8/10 but the HGH fukd with his aesthetics. Carmelo Anthony is pretty good looking.

[kurple]

good list. if kobe wasnt an nba player he would obviously be a super model.
isnt he already one?

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0134802f972f970c-800wi

[selrahc]

lol, a beauty ranking on a sports board with virtually only male members about male players!?!?!?!? hilarious:roll:

i dont believe hetero males can see "beauty" in men, i mean i can say that this guy is probably attractive to women and this guy is not, but thats about it, i wudnt know really, only guesstimations...

you sound like you are a closet homo.

its not hard as a guy to tell the difference between a man who is good looking and one who is ugly. kobe is just beautiful, especially when compared to the rest of the top 10.

[selrahc]

isnt he already one?

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0134802f972f970c-800wi

:bowdown:

[daj0264]

A young MJ is the best looking but Kobe has the longevity.

I think you're underestimating Wilt and Russells looks.

[215Philly]

To me Kobe is the best looking guy in the NBA of all time..



with feelings but no homo..
AI looks much better than Kobe and it's not even close. no homo

[retaxis]

Its like jabbar and his g4y crew got on here to talk about men they think are hot. Its probably cos he wants to talk about how hot kobe is with people @ work (if he even works) and don't want to be looking like a fool so it shows that he is closet g4y to say the least. I'd call you a gay ******* in real life but you would probably just say thank you.

[daj0264]

Its like jabbar and his g4y crew got on here to talk about men they think are hot. Its probably cos he wants to talk about how hot kobe is with people @ work (if he even works) and don't want to be looking like a fool so it shows that he is closet g4y to say the least. I'd call you a gay ******* in real life but you would probably just say thank you.


:biggums:

So insecure.
Someones clearly hiding something.

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

Kobe
Magic
Wilt
Michael
Shaq
Russell
Bird
Hakeem
KG
KAJ

[Electric Slide]

Kobe is not a top 10 player in the GOAT list.

[miller-time]

Kobe has a rat face. And it is getting worse as he gets older.

I don't think any of them are particularly good looking.

[imdaman99]

kobe is pretty handsome. i am secure enough to say that. jordan was as well when he had hair.

kareem looked badass when he had hair and was giving the finger to someone like in jongibs avatar :eek:

[Rondo]

good list. if kobe wasnt an nba player he would obviously be a super model.

I've finally realised you're a parody :roll: Brilliant, man.

[stalkerforlife]

Epic thread by the GOAT poster.

Kobe STILL #1.