Someone just threatened to spit on my face

[IamRAMBO24]

For some reason, I seem to generate a lot of hate around here. I've gone passed troll: some people have to conjure up the worst trolls, combine 3-4 of them together, and then use that to describe me and then throw some rhetorical insult like, "I'm going to hunt you down and spit on your face."

Some guy actually said that.

At first, I thought he was just messing around, but then the more I talked to him (via pm), the more I realized dude was really pissed off at me. He made Budadii looked like a real buddhist.

But it got me thinking: do you know how insanely stupid it is if he made real on his threat? That would mean he would have to spend at least $300 for a plane ticket, another $200 for a room and taxi ride, and $400 of lost pay (which is most likely from a minimum wage job).

Even if he happens to find me, do you think he'll actually have a chance of walking up to me nonchalantly and spitting on my face? Hell no! I'm asian, I have slanted eyes that are perfectly in tune to better see the horizon, so I'll see him a mile away, and if he does manage to creep up on me, my natural kung fu senses are incredibly quick because I do not have the burden of a huge set of balls and p*nis to hold my weight down. The best he can do is hit the top of my head but then, most likely, I would be wearing a hat.

I just think it is hilarious some people on here get way too emotional over the internet.

Thought I should share. This is some funny sh*t.

[Maniak]

For some reason, I seem to generate a lot of hate around here. I've gone passed troll: some people have to conjure up the worst trolls, combine 3-4 of them together, and then use that to describe me and then throw some rhetorical ***** like, "I'm going to hunt you down and spit on your face."

At first, I thought he was just messing around, but then the more I talked to him (via pm), the more I realized dude was really pissed off at me. He made Budadii looked like a real buddhist.

But it got me thinking: do you know how insanely stupid it is if he made real on his threat? That would mean he would have to spend at least $300 for a plane ticket, another $200 for a handjob and taxi ride, and $400 of pay (which is most likely a minimum wage job.

Even if he happens to find me, do you think he'll actually have a chance of walking up to me nonchalantly and spitting on my face? Hell no! I'm asian, I have slanted eyes that are perfectly in tune to better see the horizon, so I'll see him a mile away, and if he does manage to creep up on me, my natural kung fu sex are incredibly quick because I do not have the burden of a huge set of balls and p*nis to hold my weight down. The best he can do is hit my hat but then, most likely, I would be wearing a hat.

I just think it is hilarious some people on here get way too emotional over the internet. It's so stupid to threaten someone with bodily harm when that person lives thousands of miles away. Thought I should share.

Oh yea, I'm just gonna come out and say it so the trolls don't spam this thread, "Too long to read" "You're a f*ckin idiot" "Something that has to do with Sandy Hook and conspiracy theories" "Nathanjizzle trying to throw an insult in ebonics" "niko with his holier than thou morality but ends up sounding like a whiny child anyway" "Kevnyc citing a news article to try to discredit me although it has nothing to do with the topic at hand" or some idiot proclaiming this is all made up ... save the drama for your mama. I don't give a f*ck.

[IamRAMBO24]

Ok so why did you plagiarize my thread again?

[Maniak]

Ok so why did you plagiarize my thread again?
I'm glad you asked.

[IamRAMBO24]

I'm glad you asked.

Ok? Didn't know that was rhetorical.

[L8kersfan222]

IamRAMBO24 ethered.

[Maniak]

Ok? Didn't know that was rhetorical.
Learn something new every day.

[LiLharvard]

OP is a fkin clam

[IamRAMBO24]

OP is a fkin clam

You used to have such a fun loving personality; I can't believe what a sugar glazed doughnut can do to a person.

[Bandito]

Cool story bro.

[niko]

Stopped reading when i realized you were e-threatened. Oh no, some anonymous person dislikes you. What will you do?

[IamRAMBO24]

Stopped reading when i realized you were e-threatened. Oh no, some anonymous person dislikes you. What will you do?

Absolutey nothing. I think this is hands down the most emotionally charged forum I have ever posted on. I think there is a correlation between the level of IQ and the drama (the lower IQ, the higher the drama). Some people act like this is real life (which goes to show how much they have going on in their rl), and it's really f*ckin hilarious to me.

Everybody needs to just relax and have a good time. There's really no need for the constant BS that have been permeating this place recently.

*Hugs*

One size fits all.

[nathanjizzle]

youre the only one taking it too serious hence the thread.

yup sounds like ebonics, shows how much you know.

[Zan Tabak]

Internet face spitting means nothing. But if someone were to spit in my face in real life, they better be ready to throw-down! No questions asked.

[nathanjizzle]

Internet face spitting means nothing. But if someone were to spit in my face in real life, they better be ready to throw-down! No questions asked.

nah, i am rambo is a low iq inferior breed, he will cower and ask why god made him so weak.

[IamRAMBO24]

youre the only one taking it too serious hence the thread.

yup sounds like ebonics, shows how much you know.

1. First letter should be capitalized.

2. It is you're, not youre.

3. There should be a comma after serious.

4. The Y in yup should be capitalized.

5. The comma after ebonics is incorrect since you are joining 2 independent clauses. A semi colon sounds more appropriate.

You made 5 grammatical errors writing only 2 sentences. How anyone cannot say that is ebonics is beyond me. I can't imagine what your essays would look like.

[Quizno]

Absolutey nothing. I think this is hands down the most emotionally charged forum I have ever posted on. I think there is a correlation between the level of IQ and the drama (the lower IQ, the higher the drama). Some people act like this is real life (which goes to show how much they have going on in their rl), and it's really f*ckin hilarious to me.

Everybody needs to just relax and have a good time. There's really no need for the constant BS that have been permeating this place recently.

*Hugs*

One size fits all.
is that why you're clearly involved in so much drama here?

[nathanjizzle]

1. First letter should be capitalized.

2. It is you're, not youre.

3. There should be a comma after serious.

4. The Y in yup should be capitalized.

5. The comma after ebonics is incorrect since you are joining 2 independent clauses. A semi colon sounds more appropriate.

You made 5 grammatical errors writing only 2 sentences. How anyone cannot say that is ebonics is beyond me. I can't imagine what your essays would look like.

are you serious? what a loser.:facepalm

[niko]

Absolutey nothing. I think this is hands down the most emotionally charged forum I have ever posted on. I think there is a correlation between the level of IQ and the drama (the lower IQ, the higher the drama). Some people act like this is real life (which goes to show how much they have going on in their rl), and it's really f*ckin hilarious to me.

Everybody needs to just relax and have a good time. There's really no need for the constant BS that have been permeating this place recently.

*Hugs*

One size fits all.
You wrote a great big long post about it. Does that not indicate you took it seriously?

[B-Low]

1. First letter should be capitalized.

2. It is you're, not youre.

3. There should be a comma after serious.

4. The Y in yup should be capitalized.

5. The comma after ebonics is incorrect since you are joining 2 independent clauses. A semi colon sounds more appropriate.

You made 5 grammatical errors writing only 2 sentences. How anyone cannot say that is ebonics is beyond me. I can't imagine what your essays would look like.


http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/chisora-spit-klitschko-face.png

[IamRAMBO24]

is that why you're clearly involved in so much drama here?

I beg to differ, the drama follows me. I tried the nicer route, in fact, I even offer free hugs on occasions, but no matter how nice I try to be, there will be immature idiots in here flinging insults left and right.

Nice guys truly finish last around here.

[B-Low]

Nice guys truly finish last around here.

Not true at all. Hateraid, MLH, StroShow, Thorp, Rezznor etc are some of the nicest posters on here and they get as much if not more respect than anyone on the boards

[Jackass18]

You've made a number of PMS-laden posts and yet I'm the one who's acted like a jackass? Whatever, it's probably best to deal with people like you by pretending you're correct about whatever you say (but unfortunately, I try to help lost folk like you).

[IamRAMBO24]

You wrote a great big long post about it. Does that not indicate you took it seriously?

No.

And why are you always so negative towards me? We seem to share a lot of the same ideas.

[niko]

No.

And why are you always so negative towards me? We seem to share a lot of the same ideas.
I was negative about you in april, it's the next year. :lol

[IamRAMBO24]

I was negative about you in april, it's the next year. :lol

I just read that message.

[niko]

I just read that message.
I can't help you there, whatever the negativity was...it's passed. I spent ten months in quiet reflection and realized my error.

[IamRAMBO24]

I can't help you there, whatever the negativity was...it's passed. I spent ten months in quiet reflection and realized my error.

Thanks.

My opinion of you has change as well. I take back everything I said about you, especially the part where I called you a loser and a total dumba*s.

[niko]

Thanks.

My opinion of you has change as well. I take back everything I said about you, especially the part where I called you a loser and a total dumba*s.

:lol Works for me! Beers for everyone! :cheers:

[IamRAMBO24]

:lol Works for me! Beers for everyone! :cheers:

:banana:

[DonDadda59]

I spit on your grave.

[IamRAMBO24]

I spit on your grave.

That's taking it a bit too far don't you think?

[Raymone]

I jizz on your grave and then wipe my **** on your tombstone.

[IamRAMBO24]

I jizz on your grave and then wipe my **** on your tombstone.

Alright speaking of going too far ..

[Maniak]

Alright speaking of going too far ..
http://i.imgur.com/gJG7uXe.png

[D-FENS]

Absolutey nothing. I think this is hands down the most emotionally charged forum I have ever posted on. I think there is a correlation between the level of IQ and the drama (the lower IQ, the higher the drama). Some people act like this is real life (which goes to show how much they have going on in their rl), and it's really f*ckin hilarious to me.

Everybody needs to just relax and have a good time. There's really no need for the constant BS that have been permeating this place recently.

*Hugs*

One size fits all.


Spoken like a true fakkit

[D-FENS]

That's taking it a bit too far don't you think?

I dig up your grandma's grave, jizz on her face, take a mouthful of her powdered vag juice, dig up your grave and spit your grandma's stench on your face.

[IamRAMBO24]

I dig up your grandma's grave, jizz on her face, take a mouthful of her powdered vag juice, dig up your grave and spit your grandma's stench on your face.

That's pretty seminal and would of worked except for one little detail: I'm still alive dumbsh*t, y'know, that's why I'm posting.

:facepalm

Nice try though.

[IamRAMBO24]

Ramone, Don, Dfens, do you guys want a hug or something? I hugged the entire forum but I guess I might of missed the 3 stooges.

*Hugs*

There. I just did something your parents failed to do.

[MadeFromDust]

Cool story bro.
Can you tell it to me again?