Doris Burke is awful

[lilyi]

Ruins the game when he is announcing

[Theoo]

i think she good

[Psycho]

I ruined your mother for other men. Not that she ever considered you a man you incestuous little prick.

[OldSkoolball#52]

She's actually a pretty decent basketball analyst, I have to admit tho that part of me just doesn't like hearing a woman doing broadcasting for a mens basketball game. I guess its cause Ive been used to listening to men do it all my life. It's not her fault at all. But I just prefer male commentators. I feel like its less rigid the way marv and steve kerr would, or van gundy and breen. i think there's a level of "old boy"ness that it lacks with a coed duo. :confusedshrug:

[Nash]

she's good, stop being a hater. She's not worse than the rest of them. Its because she's a woman.

[Mr. Jabbar]

doesnt look like kobe, would not hit

[Shepseskaf]

she's good, stop being a hater. She's not worse than the rest of them. Its because she's a woman.
Exactly. I have much more of a problem with Mark Jones, who is horrible.

[Theoo]

yah she say a very brain things to basketballs i think its is wierd first times hear a women but i got use to it to 2nd quarter i think she avery good analystists i hope there is more nothin sexy then a girl who love a basketballs and have a brain posts to make. somone should invite to her ish hoops

[Zackmorris]

You're awful

[Phenith]

Are we gonna get a ban on Psycho soon or the mods just gonna let him run rampant?

[strifed169]

I didn't like her at first she's improved, much better than last year and has better things to say than jackass JVG

[Mr. Jabbar]

yah she say a very brain things to basketballs i think its is wierd first times hear a women but i got use to it to 2nd quarter i think she avery good analystists i hope there is more nothin sexy then a girl who love a basketballs and have a brain posts to make. somone should invite to her ish hoops

why dont you ask her to join theoo? I'm sure she'd notice your invitation, Doris Cares

[troyceps33]

yah she say a very brain things to basketballs i think its is wierd first times hear a women but i got use to it to 2nd quarter i think she avery good analystists i hope there is more nothin sexy then a girl who love a basketballs and have a brain posts to make. somone should invite to her ish hoops
I think you should tweet her theoo and ask her to join ISH

[Psycho]

Are we gonna get a ban on Psycho soon or the mods just gonna let him run rampant?

YOU ARE NOTHING!!!! NOTHINGG!!!!!

[Element]

She's smart and a good analyst but her voice isn't good enough for national TV sorry

They should just have one of those hot sideline reporters broadcast with Doris telling them what to say via microphone

[Shepseskaf]

She's smart and a good analyst but her voice isn't good enough for national TV sorry

They should just have one of those hot sideline reporters broadcast with Doris telling them what to say via microphone
:facepalm There's nothing wrong with her voice.

Can we just get a complete ban on all April '13 sign ups? Just turn the clock back and get rid of them all.

[Zackmorris]

She's smart and a good analyst but her voice isn't good enough for national TV sorry

They should just have one of those hot sideline reporters broadcast with Doris telling them what to say via microphone

She doesnt sound sexy enough?

[Legends66NBA7]

I don't really find a problem with her.

Not like she's just saying crazy lines for the hell of selling controversy.

[Psycho]

:facepalm There's nothing wrong with her voice.

Can we just get a complete ban on all April '13 sign ups? Just turn the clock back and get rid of them all.

I apologize for my compatriot, he's probably just having a bad day. Please don't judge him, I know he's a good guy. Just give him a chance, I beg of you :)

[Theoo]

I think you should tweet her theoo and ask her to join ISH
:bowdown: :bowdown: i to a twits to her i hope she well join ish we need a more girls here maney peoples think were gay:facepalm

[Psycho]

:bowdown: :bowdown: i to a twits to her i hope she well join ish we need a more girls here maney peoples think were gay:facepalm

There's nothing wrong with being gay :)

[Element]

She doesnt sound sexy enough?

It's not that

Her voice is downright annoying

She's not the only one though. Cavs announcers, Hawks etc are all awful as well. But they aren't found on national TV lol

[Suckafree]

I think shes great

[Foster5k]

OP is right and wrong, in my opinion. She isn't awful, but she isn't that great either.

[dannywpt]

Insightful and not annoying, but not very entertaining. Meh.

[theBIGjabroni]

shes basically the girl hubie btown

[daj0264]

she's good, stop being a hater. She's not worse than the rest of them. Its because she's a woman.


so every male announcer he doesnt like is it because they are a man? You're one sexist pig.

[SyRyanYang]

April 13:facepalm









Oh wait, just retarded

[fsvr54]

Hawk hater, **** her

and that voice

[outbreak]

shes better then most of the other analysts to be honest

[d.bball.guy]

I only hate her in 2K13. My player does a 360 dunk or a nice alley oop, Doris Burk keeps on talking :facepalm

[Geriatric]

I can't stand her. When I'm fantasizing about a female TV announcer and I scream out, "OH DORIS!", it just doesn't lend itself well to the fantasy...

[WesWelkerACL]

She is truly awful. Goes from one cliche to the next. Search for her name on twitter during the games and it's 95% people tweeting negative shit about her. The worst announcer in sports, and that's saying something!!

[Big League]

Seconds after the Mavs defeated the Heat in the '11 Finals amd Doris Burke was interviewing someone my friend texted that he wanted to have sex with Burke.

[PrettyCool]

She needs to get back to the kitchen to fold some laundry.

[HardwoodLegend]

She's oddly sexy for her age.

It's just that that voice wouldn't be too appealing when you're hittin it. Or maybe she has really feminine moans like some dudes have girly screams.

[Scholar]

She's actually a pretty decent basketball analyst, I have to admit tho that part of me just doesn't like hearing a woman doing broadcasting for a mens basketball game. I guess its cause Ive been used to listening to men do it all my life. It's not her fault at all. But I just prefer male commentators. I feel like its less rigid the way marv and steve kerr would, or van gundy and breen. i think there's a level of "old boy"ness that it lacks with a coed duo. :confusedshrug:



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[Scholar]

She's oddly sexy for her age.

It's just that that voice wouldn't be too appealing when you're hittin it. Or maybe she has really feminine moans like some dudes have girly screams.

And you've experienced the girly screams from dudes while "hittin it?"

[Heavincent]

Mark Jones and Doris Burke are awful. So many stupid lines between the two of them.

ESPN should hire Ian Eagle. He's one of the best play-by-play guys in all of sports. And why do Lisa Salters and Doris Burke get to be sideline reporters for the really big games?? Why not have one of your somewhat attractive anchors with pleasant voices be sideline reporters, like Jade McCarthy or Lindsay Czarniak? And the half time show, oh my God the half time show :facepalm Bill Simmons isn't as bad as people make him out to be, but why the hell is Jalen Rose the host? He's actually a pretty funny dude (water pistol Pete Jr.), but he's in the wrong role. And obviously you have Magic, who is just terrible. The half time show in general is just awkward.

So many poor personnel choices at ESPN.

[WayOfWade]

She's become tolerable this year, barely. I prefer Cheryl Miller because she just seems to have a lot more energy, has a better voice, and has a better relationship with the TNT broadcasters.

[ukballer]

I ruined your mother for other men. Not that she ever considered you a man you incestuous little prick.

:oldlol:

[tomtucker]

ESPN just have shitty commentators in general..........talks too much...... and not about the actual gameplay...

[eSOL]

Doris is awesome.

Y'all ****** just salty as ****.