View Full Version : NBA players should start mating with WNBA players...
tgan3
04-22-2013, 10:07 PM
That's what China is already doing.
Quote:
"Yao is the only child of 6 ft 7 in (2.01 m) Yao Zhiyuan and 6 ft 3 in (1.90 m) Fang Fengdi,[3] both of whom were former professional basketball players"
Yao Ming is what he is because both his parents are tall a55 people who were professional basketball players. Of course, also because of his strict regiment/training and his willpower to succeed.
If we get Shaq to mate with Britney Griner. Imagine what the child will be like.:eek:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_R7nI2-ekxeY/RvsJbYspTbI/AAAAAAAAAAM/C8wDjZY55Jw/s320/shaq_dunk.jpg
http://ru-crazy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/brittney-griner-dunking.jpg
Kews1
04-22-2013, 10:09 PM
Too bad Griner is a lesbian
There is no way in hell Shaq would mate with Britney Griner.
It is physically impossible for two penises to mate.
316MIA
04-22-2013, 10:11 PM
:oldlol: for a minute I thought this thread was made by a Apr 2013 user but thank god it wasn't...
tgan3
04-22-2013, 10:12 PM
Kid will be like the 7'10 final boss in powerstone.
http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/1614/72830-9_qjpreviewth.jpg
Mass Debator
04-22-2013, 10:15 PM
There is no way in hell Shaq would mate with Britney Griner.
It is physically impossible for two penises to mate.
Lol very disrespectful but lol.
Eric Cartman
04-22-2013, 10:17 PM
Shelden Williams
9erempiree
04-22-2013, 10:18 PM
Why in the hell would NBA players mate with WNBA player when they are pulling dime pieces?
For the money? I think NBA players have enough money than to sacrifice some offspring.
I would like to see Kobe bang Skylar Diggins.
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/p480x480/62598_10151524289114280_2015740946_n.jpg
Imagine Kobe getting his bean polished by these lips:
http://www.jeffpearlman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/thompson_points_550_100806.jpg
tgan3
04-22-2013, 10:24 PM
Why in the hell would NBA players mate with WNBA player when they are pulling dime pieces?
For the money? I think NBA players have enough money than to sacrifice some offspring.
Okay, you are right. NBA players are rich.
Maybe, there should be some scheme to get broke ex-NBA players (There should be many) to mate with WNBA players for lets say 10 million. The 10 million wont last long for the NBA players (If they decide to carelessly spend again), but for WNBA players, it is absolutely life-changing amount. I could see WNBA players voluntering for this scheme.
9erempiree
04-22-2013, 10:27 PM
Okay, you are right. NBA players are rich.
Maybe, there should be some scheme to get broke ex-NBA players (There should be many) to mate with WNBA players for lets say 10 million. The 10 million wont last long for the NBA players (If they decide to carelessly spend again), but for WNBA players, it is absolutely life-changing amount. I could see WNBA players voluntering for this scheme.
I don't get it with the game of basketball, they have the ugliest women athletes in the world.
Games like volleyball or water and track and field produce some beautiful women athletes where basketball is the opposite.
This has been puzzling me for a long time.
InspiredLebowski
04-22-2013, 10:27 PM
Imagine Kobe getting his bean polished by these lips:
http://www.jeffpearlman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/thompson_points_550_100806.jpg
Damon Jones has a kid with her. Too bad only the mom has any talent to pass down.
jcsrplumply
04-22-2013, 10:31 PM
Lebron and Brittney Griner
Kobe and Skylar Diggins
Durant and Delle Donne.
should be good.
KyleKong
04-22-2013, 10:32 PM
Too bad Griner is a lesbian
:lol
There is no way in hell Shaq would mate with Britney Griner.
It is physically impossible for two penises to mate.
:roll:
keep-itreal
04-22-2013, 10:33 PM
CHina can mate all they want, but they're not gonna get any of that africa athleticism in their genes
KyleKong
04-22-2013, 10:36 PM
I play basketball at the rec, therefore I should bang her:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fhpaNse93EU/UCfHSUEa1YI/AAAAAAAAF1g/zjHxlBEG0A0/s1600/Antonija-Mis%CC%8Cura-croatian-24-years-yugoslavia-basketball-player.jpg
I play basketball at the rec, therefore I should bang her:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fhpaNse93EU/UCfHSUEa1YI/AAAAAAAAF1g/zjHxlBEG0A0/s1600/Antonija-Mis%CC%8Cura-croatian-24-years-yugoslavia-basketball-player.jpgSomebody must have stole her tits. They are missing.
Anticlus
04-22-2013, 10:42 PM
There is no way in hell Shaq would mate with Britney Griner.
It is physically impossible for two penises to mate.
This. :applause:
KyleKong
04-22-2013, 10:44 PM
Somebody must have stole her tits. They are missing.
You only wish you could be her Sport's bra.
But I just noticed she has pointy elbows, gross. No thanks.
jcsrplumply
04-22-2013, 10:45 PM
Somebody must have stole her tits. They are missing.
:roll: :roll: :roll:
InspiredLebowski
04-22-2013, 10:46 PM
Somebody must have stole her tits. They are missing.someone doesn't know how sports bras work
imdaman99
04-22-2013, 10:47 PM
Lebron and Brittney Griner
Kobe and Skylar Diggins
Durant and Delle Donne.
should be good.
why is joffrey wearing a delaware jersey in your av? :biggums:
You only wish you could be her Sport's bra.
But I just noticed she has pointy elbows, gross. No thanks.:oldlol:
I would mate with her until we make the Duggar's jealous.
http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_0694.jpg
jcsrplumply
04-22-2013, 10:53 PM
why is joffrey wearing a delaware jersey in your av? :biggums:
Because he can :coleman:
http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/usc/sports/w-baskbl/auto_action/115365.jpeg
midatlantic09
04-22-2013, 11:12 PM
Somebody must have stole her tits. They are missing.
To be fair, does she even need them? The face alone makes up for the lack of mammories.
KyleKong
04-22-2013, 11:18 PM
:oldlol:
I would mate with her until we make the Duggar's jealous.
http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_0694.jpg
Not sure if Duggar Family photo....
Or all of D12's babies and their mommas. :coleman:
ProfessorMurder
04-23-2013, 04:50 AM
Damon Jones has a kid with her. Too bad only the mom has any talent to pass down.
Good one.
willds09
04-23-2013, 05:00 AM
Why in the hell would NBA players mate with WNBA player when they are pulling dime pieces?
For the money? I think NBA players have enough money than to sacrifice some offspring.
I would like to see Kobe bang Skylar Diggins.
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/p480x480/62598_10151524289114280_2015740946_n.jpg
me and skylar mating would bring an nba superstar for tha future, no doubt:D
willds09
04-23-2013, 05:03 AM
Somebody must have stole her tits. They are missing.
she still wud get it:D
ILLsmak
04-23-2013, 07:11 AM
she still wud get it:D
yess. Google image search... Antonija Misura
http://i.imgur.com/4hGZX.jpg
don't even like blondes... but she's vry nic.
-Smak
retaxis
04-23-2013, 08:47 AM
CHina can mate all they want, but they're not gonna get any of that africa athleticism in their genes
Like they need to when they already conquer that continent
Africans put up as much fight as they did against the white man aka how much can i sell my nephew for?
deja vu
04-23-2013, 10:22 AM
LOL you can force two tall ass people to f*ck each other and make babies, but what are the chances that their offspring would be also tall as well as being skilled? China probably forced thousands of tall ass people to marry each other, and they only had Yao to show for it. :lol
deja vu
04-23-2013, 10:23 AM
yess. Google image search... Antonija Misura
http://i.imgur.com/4hGZX.jpg
don't even like blondes... but she's vry nic.
-Smak
http://images.askmen.com/2013_top_99/galleries/54-antonija-misura-1353999355.jpg
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
LuigiChambles
04-23-2013, 10:47 AM
http://cdn.sheknows.com/filter/l/gallery/candace_parker_and_shelden_williams.jpg
LOL you can force two tall ass people to f*ck each other and make babies, but what are the chances that their offspring would be also tall as well as being skilled? China probably forced thousands of tall ass people to marry each other, and they only had Yao to show for it. :lolIt actually happens often. Tall parents often have tall children.
Shepseskaf
04-23-2013, 11:16 AM
It actually happens often. Tall parents often have tall children.
Yup. Look at all the kids of NBA players that are either in the league, or about to enter.
ripthekik
04-23-2013, 11:20 AM
yao ming's wife is also a tall national athlete.. i think he has a daughter
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