Are we witnessing the greatest Meltdown ever since Pauk?

[Trentknicks]

Get A Good Shot You ****ing Mother ****ers. Have You No ****ing Iq. Every Fucing Shot Has Been A Shit Shot In The Last Five Minutes
This Is The Playoffs. Holy **** How Does This Happeb You Mother ****ers


This is the thing these idiot nets need to ****ing learn.. when the other team is on a 6-0 run don't make your next shot a ****ing hero ball three point pull up shot. Get a good look for ****s sake. That's what allows teams to extend their run. Geez


Nets playing suffocating defense. I love it.


I'm sorry bulls. We should be up 2-0 but don't ever expect deron to have a game like that again. Nets pouncing.


I hope that the Nets lose and disband this entire ****ing team. I hate Gerald, my least favorite player in nba history. Joe has failed. A complete one way guard. This team has no heart. They play great for five minutes then just stop trying. It's completely disgusting.


Nets don't score for final six mibutes. How the **** does that happen this nets team is so damn inconsostent. Pieces of shit


Gerald, I ****ing hate your life. Please give up your contract and I never want to see your ****ing scrub ass.in this league again you piece of shit.


I'm turning off the tv. I don't care if they lose anymore or not. The Nets will never be good.


A four point second quarter. Eliminate them bulls. KILL THEM. I HATE THIS TEAM WITH ALL MY PASSION. 330 million dollars for a first round team.


Just contract this team. Please answer me. How does this happen? GET STACKHOUSE IN THEIR, **** THIS IM GOING TO GO AND EAT OUT MY SISTER INSTEAD
:facepalm
The next Bi-polar SACBShady?
:roll:
:coleman:

[MisterAmazing]

:yaohappy:

[sportjames23]

:crazysam:

[TylerOO]

That last one was not even funny. Thats ****in weird

[Trentknicks]

Oh lord he's still going, hoping he gets us some more laughs :oldlol: :banana:

[KingBeasley08]

That last one was not even funny. Thats ****in weird

Yea :wtf:

[#number6ix#]

Passionate fan right there

[dbk123]

he aint no cf86 though

[Derka]

He's going to go eat out his sister because the Nets aren't playing up to par?

I cant help but wonder what she gets if they're winning. :lol

[kennethgriffin]

sad thing is i bet people who have sisters probly do slap each others meats while growing up.

sicko's

[oh the horror]

Apparently he's going to eat out his sister at some point tonight.

[longtime lurker]

Wow someone get this kid some help

[Lateralus]

Someone actually thought the Nets were good? :confusedshrug:

:roll: :roll:

[nathanjizzle]

dude is a disloyal fan. hes probably dead by now.

[The-Legend-24]

Dude is gonna eat out his sister?

:roll:

[Trentknicks]

The Nets are not going to win this game nor will they win the series. Look at these idiots. 45 points through three quarters, no offense whatsoever. Consistent crap third quarter after crap third quarter. Mistakes never get fixed. This team will get knocked out in the first round. Coming back from 16 will be impossible with the Nets offense.

I've never been more disgusted in my life as a fan. You say your going to put a good product for fans on the floor and this is what you give us?:mad: :facepalm
How do you think I felt after the last quote? :biggums:

[toooo]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[MetsPackers]

sad thing is i bet people who have sisters probly do slap each others meats while growing up.

sicko's

As someone with a sister I can confirm this is not true and that you're a creep for saying that

Was that your sibling experience?? :roll: Did you and your brothers and uncles "slap meats"?? :roll: :roll: I can't help but wonder where you got that idea

[longtime lurker]

Dude is gonna eat out his sister?

:roll:

Read that back to yourself just to see how fvcking weird it is. I'm so mad I'm going to eat out my sis WTF

[The-Legend-24]

Read that back to yourself just to see how fvcking weird it is. I'm so mad I'm going to eat out my sis WTF
:oldlol:

[oh the horror]

Read that back to yourself just to see how fvcking weird it is. I'm so mad I'm going to eat out my sis WTF


:oldlol: indeed.

[LamarOdom]

lol

[KingBeasley08]

wonder what his sister would think of this shit

[coin24]

:roll: :roll:

Well you have to be a delusional retard to think the nets are anything but shit

[Trentknicks]

And the final stage. . . acceptance.


I'm sorry Bulls. I was stupid to think that we could beat you. I got too excited after the first game. This Nets team has absolutely no heart and that's something they will never have. Since game one of the season to game 85, no improvement have been made. Still the same third quarter problems, offensive droughts, and mental breakdowns. I've never been displeased with a team this much in my life.

[Zackmorris]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[It's A VC3!!!]

lol, i never said that "eat out my sister part". he added that in there. but anyways, you did put in a lot of effort to record all of my posts. i'm not mad. good laughs.:lol

[DMV2]

:biggums:

[DMV2]

OP is a Knicks *******

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=8496004&postcount=51

[Trentknicks]

lol, i never said that "eat out my sister part". he added that in there. but anyways, you did put in a lot of effort to record all of my posts. i'm not mad. good laughs.:lol
No hard feelings pal. Close finish to the game!

[d.bball.guy]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :facepalm :wtf: eating out his sister :biggums:

[IGotACoolStory]

For this reason and a couple more around the same idea, I ****ing love this board. :oldlol:

[imdaman99]

pics of his sister?

[Trentknicks]

pics of his sister?
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18j4lx4n2znngjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

[Graviton]

pics of his sister?
http://ballislife.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tumblr_m17dxqVWxL1qckk1yo1_500.jpg

[LikeABosh]

His problem is he actually thought his overpaid Nets were a good team

[Sarcastic]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
:roll: :roll:

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

pauk had a meltdown??????????????When?:roll: :roll:

[Trentknicks]

:banana:

[Levity]

sooooooooo.... did going down on your sister make you feel better?

[Mr. Jabbar]

pauk had a meltdown??????????????When?:roll: :roll:

when kobe blocked lebron twice in the all star game and showed him at 35 he's still the boss

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

when kobe blocked lebron twice in the all star game and showed him at 35 he's still the boss
Is there a thread?

[Mr. Jabbar]

Is there a thread?

:applause:


You know how an old and dying Lion gathers up all his last strength he has left to do his last desperate attack against the prime Lion that constantly beats him & took over his pride, just to at least annoy him and then go "ha ha ha" and run away to his death with at least one happy thought........? That was Kobe tonight......

That was just sad to watch from Kobe and very surprising, totally uncalled for...... He wasnt even having a good game, but he sure wanted to take that time of the West leading the East even though its a completely useless game to poke & annoy the bear and show his evident feelings towards Lebron humiliating him where it matters (what else could it be?) by trashtalking (not fun or friendly trashtalking) and putting up all his energy (which he would not put up on the court all season) on trying to defend a nonchalant Lebron as hard as he ever could in a nonchalant all-star game......

I mean, he was DEAD serious, Game 7 Finals 1 minute left game tied type of serious.......... with all his might played full-court press while trashtalking, then got a block on him where Lebron did a nonchalant all-star-game type of play/jumper..... then Kobe trashtalked "HE CANT SCORE ON ME!!!".... Lebron still didnt want to get in to this old desperate mans last desperate endeavour....... Lebron then did some drives on Kobe where Kobe got away with what would be called a foul in a normal game (hooking his shooting arm on the drive & pushing)... taking advantage of great all-star game officiating afterall....... and then continued to trashtalk while the game ended.....

If Lebron was any kind of serious of winning this useless game and if Lebron knew what this pathetic old man had in mind in this useless game then he would come out from the start of the game and proceed to obliterate Kobe like he always does.........

Go ahead old man, way to go....... the bad thing about this Kobe is that any type of compassion Lebron had when he would face you is gone.... you are lucky you will never meet Lebron in the playoffs and you better pray that never happens...........

But you are VERY unlucky you will meet a very serious & pissed of Lebron in a regular season game until you retire.......... very unlucky................. cant wait to see their next matchup....
Lets see here.... this bothered me? No, this is more like comedy, a chuckle at a pathetic player endeavour which occurred during his downfall in a futile moment against a player that would steadily depress him during moments which are not as incompetent as all-star games....... considering this how could your cerebrum possibly develope your braincells to come up with such a stupid conclusion?

Time out of my life? It took 5-10 minutes, ISH is a hobby (unfortunately, with posters like in this thread/forum its becoming less and less of that)... what are you doing here reading this? What are you doing here taking time of YOUR life to write that ignorant assumption and still get decimated?

But nice try, the only reason you deserved a response from me here is because your cerebral cortex has compared to these other trolls at least slightly better function and decency to more articulately create a post which is within context.....


Look mr Graviton... I am either in humorous, lackadaisical type of mood or in very serious mood (hence also may be "eloquent") in this forum and that reflects to what & how i may type here...

I am perfectly aware of the typos which can occur through a rushed internet forum post using a keyboard, thank you for taking notice... but since you also are aware of this (and im sure you have done the same mistake) and might have understood the context of my post anyways then that unfortunately makes your post unnecessary, its not only thread derailing but also derails what i said...

One more thing... If English was one of your five fluently spoken languages and probably the one you would use the least in your everyday life and you still speak it so good i believe you would also be overall more "intelligent" in that department than any random American that can speak only English...... and dont you worry about backfire, i am the only one who is doing the backfiring... as you can see... it infact may be the culprit behind the attitude/behaviour i may recieve by many of these kids here.... especially if you are not only eloquent but also factual.... because that makes me a pessimist in their eyes as i spoil their delusional opinions....

..and the point still stands no matter how much derailing you did and will continue to do, what Kobe did was just low considering the circumstances... if Kobe would be able to do that against Lebron in any regular season or playoff game and have the same outcome then it would have recieved my full compliments ........... because then Lebron would have not been nonchalant from the start of the game and the officiating would be more improved, which means its very much unlikely Kobe would be able to pull this attempt anyways because Lebron would instead as he has done that to Kobe for many years.... which kindof also explains why Kobe was able to & wanted to take advantage of this moment...

Its not about being bothered (classic excuse), its about presenting the envious feelings Kobe tonight proved he has towards Lebron by doing what he did because Lebron did to him what HE did (where it matters).... its as simple as that.... i have nothing against Kobes game, have all the respect in the world for his game, but his mindset, thats a different story... i usually just ignore it, but tonight it was just to much even by his standards....... I dont give **** if it happened to Lebron or anybody else, please dont try that excuse, what Kobe did was simply low....... and i know you deep down inside know this.


I like Lebrons gamestyle & mindset much more than Kobes (i guess thats my way of telling you i am a "Lebron fan"), but if Kobe did this where it mattered.... then it would be only a compliment....

I love great basketball from anyone and what Kobe did was great, but completely unnecessary & unimpressive considering the circimstances of the type of game, type of officiating in such a game and how Lebron approached that specific type of futile game.... and that he had to trashtalk like a moron while doing it makes it even worse (if he did that during a regular season game or playoffs then its more tolerable and understandable)...
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Last edited by pauk : Today at 02:56 AM.

Reggie Miller did it in the regular season games & playoffs and did it only when he was able to back it up specifically there where it mattered, Reggie trashtalked maybe more than anybody i ever seen but he would have never done that in a god damn all-star game (and never did), especially against Jordan in that moment where everybody had their guard down and even say "You cant score on me!!!" (exactly how Kobe completely animated screamed that into Lebrons face)........ like i said if Kobe would do this (especially to Lebron) where it mattered then it would be a compliment!

Its two very different scenarios.... in a regular season & playoff game a player doesnt have his guard down at any time, he is focused to perform his best and win the game immediately from the get go, also the officiating is intact...

An all-star game is kindof like a pickup game, for the fans... have fun.... work out...

Its like the difference between a boxing match and sparring....

Its kindof like if you sparred with Mike Tyson and you deliberately all of the sudden throw your hardest punch on his chin and KO him..... or punch Mike Tyson in his sleep and say "I KO'ed Mike Tyson!!!!".....

Thats exactly what Kobe did tonight....

There is also a difference between friendly trashtalking (very fun & happens alot in all-star games) and hostile trashtalking (thats what kobe did, that is what should NEVER happen in a all-star game, but should/could happen understandably anywhere else)

I just want to know something, considering the non-friendly trashtalking Kobe did what exactly was Kobe (and his fans) wetting himself over??

What does him blocking LeBron twice (one where he hooked/grab his shooting arm, no call) for another block in a useless game prove to him (or his fans), exactly?

LeBron is still the best player in the game. Do you honestly think Kobe "holding him in check" in the ASG changes that at all, or that you can draw meaningful conclusions from that?

You've got Kobe fans pointing to Kobe's 81 point game, still somehow calling LeBron a mental midget, saying he should not have MVP because of this block and all kindsof pathetic things due to this block.... now it's become like the 9 millionth Kobe vs LeBron shot block post....

"Yea he is better than me, yea we wont make the playoffs, but we blocked Lebron!!!".....

Read more at http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=291059#bmBJ7IR1QLuB8KcD.99

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

:applause:



Read more at http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=291059#bmBJ7IR1QLuB8KcD.99
:roll: :roll: :roll: pauk is a fakkit and a fake fan that pretend he watches basketball unbiased when he admit to fapping to lebron play and made thread being happy wade didnt win finals mvp:roll:

[Mr. Jabbar]

:roll: :roll: :roll: pauk is a fakkit and a fake fan that pretend he watches basketball unbiased when he admit to fapping to lebron play and made thread being happy wade didnt win finals mvp:roll:


yes hamtaro, yes :applause: you are a great student from the april 2013 class :applause:

[L8kersfan222]

:applause:



Read more at http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=291059#bmBJ7IR1QLuB8KcD.99
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Apr 2013 always clowning Pauk

[BlackVVaves]

5 star thread :roll:

[buddha]

:oldlol: repped.

[Clutch]

Best thread in a while.

So mad that he's going to eat out his sister.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[The Choken One]

Maybe, but Pauk was downright embarrassing himself. Dude is kinda creepy in the way he loves LeBron.

[Clutch]

Maybe, but Pauk was downright embarrassing himself. Dude is kinda creepy in the way he loves LeBron.
At least It's a VC3 is a team fan,not a player fan.

I somewhat understand him but this shit is still hilarious :oldlol:

[It's A VC3!!!]

lol, i never said that "eat out my sister part". he added that in there. but anyways, you did put in a lot of effort to record all of my posts. i'm not mad. good laughs.:lol
Clarification

[Glide2keva]

Clarification
You know people don't read.

[uber]

:roll:

repped

[chosen_wun]

Punk ass fakkit VC 3...i told you the Nets wouldn't amount to shit.

[willds09]

:roll:

[longtime lurker]

Clarification

Too late. Eating out sister will be forever remembered on the internet :lol

Good to see you have a sense of humour about this :cheers:

[ILLsmak]

He's going to go eat out his sister because the Nets aren't playing up to par?

I cant help but wonder what she gets if they're winning. :lol

haha

-Smak

[Legends66NBA7]

No, pauk's was still more epic.

Although, the meltdowns of the Knicks and Lakers getting eliminated (if it happens) should be more entertaining.

[BBallZen83]

I think he meant he was gonna go eat out with his sister, as in he would rather grab a bit to eat with his sis than watch the nets tank.:confusedshrug:

[willds09]

I think he meant he was gonna go eat out with his sister, as in he would rather grab a bit to eat with his sis than watch the nets tank.:confusedshrug:
damn he prolly cant stand his sister then:lol

[longtime lurker]

:applause:



Read more at http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=291059#bmBJ7IR1QLuB8KcD.99

Okay nothing beats Pauk's meltdown over an allstar game block :oldlol:

How the hell do you guys find these old threads?

[Clutch]

Okay nothing beats Pauk's meltdown over an allstar game block :oldlol:

How the hell do you guys find these old threads?
Probably google because Jeff didn't implement the search function yet :oldlol:

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Clarification

Yeah, like anyone will remember that. Forever you will be known as the guy who raged so hard he ate out his sister.

pauk is a ******* too.

[bluechox2]

did he just eat out his sister?

[bluechox2]

Someone actually thought the Nets were good? :confusedshrug:

:roll: :roll:
:roll:

[Legends66NBA7]

Yeah, like anyone will remember that. Forever you will be known as the guy who raged so hard he ate out his sister.

pauk is a ******* too.

The guy will be remembered for something he didn't even say ?

[Scholar]

OP is a bitch for adding the "eat out my sister" part.

[lilgodfather1]

OP is a bitch for adding the "eat out my sister" part.
Are you kidding that part made this thread, fabricated or not.

[Vienceslav]

pauk's was much better , this is barely a paragraph when you put it together.
pauk had a thought he was trying to express, granted through one of the worst metaphors of all time plus the word count was much greater.
Clippersfan86 probably takes the cake anyway.

[D-Wade316]

yes hamtaro, yes :applause: you are a great student from the april 2013 class :applause:
I like you. :cheers:

[Legends66NBA7]

OP is a bitch for adding the "eat out my sister" part.

OP likes talking about people doing sexual things with their sisters:

http://207.58.151.151/forum/showpost.php?p=7713258&postcount=77
http://207.58.151.151/forum/showpost.php?p=7713258&postcount=77

[DirkNowitzki41]

Dude is gonna eat out his sister?

:roll:

:roll:

[Amar'e_Juwanna]

im, uh, here for the meat slapping?

[PrettyCool]

Never gets old

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7qtVJXD_SY

Pauk made an embarrassingly bad one too.

[stephanieg]

I can't believe a team with Joe Johnson as a major piece is under performing in the playoffs.

[ArbitraryWater]

:roll: :roll:

last one

[kennethgriffin]

sad thing is i bet people who have sisters probly do slap each others meats while growing up.

sicko's

i thought this was a new thread till i saw this LOL

:roll:

[Amar'e_Juwanna]

im, uh, here for the meat slapping?

been here the whole time.

[Kiddlovesnets]

lol those New York 37-45ers fans never quit trolling.
:roll:

[Amar'e_Juwanna]

lol those New York 37-45ers fans never quit trolling.
:roll:

one season is a drop in the bucket.

[Kiddlovesnets]

one season is a drop in the bucket.

One season? You dont mean an entire decade or more precisely, since the beginning of 21st century?
:lol

[Lebron23]

:oldlol: :lol :oldlol: