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Shepseskaf
04-28-2013, 02:44 AM
Link (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/28/michael-jordan-wedding_n_3172080.html)


Michael Jordan married his girlfriend of five years, Yvette Prieto, Saturday in a jaw-dropping 40,000 square foot tent.

According to local realtors Jeff and Cary Lichtenstein, the couple's venue is the "largest tent in wedding history," and is actually 5,000 square feet larger than their home.
Over/under on how long this lasts? I give it 3 years.

kamil
04-28-2013, 02:47 AM
One more ring for Lebron to chase after.

Trollsmasher
04-28-2013, 02:52 AM
Damn, they managed to create tent larger than MJ's pants:lebronamazed:

MARLO
04-28-2013, 02:53 AM
:roll:
One more ring for Lebron to chase after.


Haha nice.

But not if he's smart..


IMHO professional athletes are best off not getting married.

Especially when Jordan has already paid $168mill and counting for his last marriage..

Batzman
04-28-2013, 02:53 AM
Damn, they managed to create tent larger than MJ's pants:lebronamazed:
He's wearing it to the beach any day now. :coleman:

ripthekik
04-28-2013, 03:01 AM
Damn, they managed to create tent larger than MJ's pants:lebronamazed:
this guy be talking about diicks all day long.. guess that's all on this teenager lebron fan's head :oldlol:

midatlantic09
04-28-2013, 03:06 AM
I don't understand why rich/famous guys get married. They have all the leverage in the world when it comes to relationships but fail to use it. It's not like she's going to leave a guy worth $500 million so why bother marrying?

ripthekik
04-28-2013, 03:07 AM
this marriage will cost him $1 mil per year every year the marriage stays in-tact. So not much for him to lose really..

as long as he's happy, don't see why not.

KyleKong
04-28-2013, 03:09 AM
as long as he's tapping a younger super hot girl for the rest of his life or until he finds a younger hotter one, don't see why not.

Fixed. :coleman:

Trollsmasher
04-28-2013, 03:09 AM
this guy be talking about diicks all day long.. guess that's all on this teenager lebron fan's head :oldlol:
Man, you are really seeing d*cks in everything. Your dreams are getting out of hand:coleman:
I guess that when your mother asks you if you want new pants, you curse her for wanting your d*ck when you are in fact gay:lol

willds09
04-28-2013, 03:10 AM
this marriage will cost him $1 mil per year every year the marriage stays in-tact. So not much for him to lose really..

as long as he's happy, don't see why not.
ouch dats mad bread for some tunt:eek:

midatlantic09
04-28-2013, 03:20 AM
this marriage will cost him $1 mil per year every year the marriage stays in-tact. So not much for him to lose really..

as long as he's happy, don't see why not.

what does he get out of being married to her?

ripthekik
04-28-2013, 03:26 AM
what does he get out of being married to her?
Who knows? he just wants to settle down and have a stable life? Having a real woman in his life instead of just whores coming in and out?

Maybe he really does love her and want to commit? He is the one that proposed anyway. The least we can say is that it makes him happy.

midatlantic09
04-28-2013, 03:39 AM
Who knows? he just wants to settle down and have a stable life? Having a real woman in his life instead of just whores coming in and out?

Maybe he really does love her and want to commit? He is the one that proposed anyway. The least we can say is that it makes him happy.

Why would any guy with $500 million want to settle down and have a stable life?? It just seems so insane to me. However, I wish him well.

ripthekik
04-28-2013, 03:47 AM
Why would any guy with $500 million want to settle down and have a stable life?? It just seems so insane to me. However, I wish him well.
Because he's been a $500 million guy for over.. 20 years now? I don't think money is a huge concern to him now.. and there's pretty much nothing else in this world he can't get with his money. So I guess he's focusing on the other things he can't buy with money.

I'm not a millionaire.. but hey.. I think it'll also get tiring after a while right? After buying everything you want, a huge ass home, what more can you do with your money? It's all emptiness if you don't have family and close relationships to share your success and wealth with, that's something I believe.

I mean, if you're talking about a guy in his 20's and getting married, then yea, you're right to ask that question. But for a guy in his 50's? I dont think it's that surprising he wants to settle down.

coin24
04-28-2013, 03:47 AM
Who knows? he just wants to settle down and have a stable life? Having a real woman in his life instead of just whores coming in and out?

Maybe he really does love her and want to commit? He is the one that proposed anyway. The least we can say is that it makes him happy.

You have to remember a lot of guys on here would be lucky to ever pick up or they have an ugly gf..
So to them the dream is just whoring around with tons of hot women that just use you for the $$... In reality that's awesome for a while, then the novelty wears off and the loneliness kicks in..

I hope he's happy with her and it works out for him. Plus he's covered himself financially this time so what's the problem?:confusedshrug:

ripthekik
04-28-2013, 03:52 AM
You have to remember a lot of guys on here would be lucky to ever pick up or they have an ugly gf..
So to them the dream is just whoring around with tons of hot women that just use you for the $$... In reality that's awesome for a while, then the novelty wears off and the loneliness kicks in..

I hope he's happy with her and it works out for him. Plus he's covered himself financially this time so what's the problem?:confusedshrug:
True..
the thing that stood out the most to me in this story is that she's been his gf for 5 years. He decided to marry her after 5 years. I think that speaks volumes.

Soundwave
04-28-2013, 04:04 AM
They seem to get along well, he's been with her for 5 years.

midatlantic09
04-28-2013, 04:42 AM
You have to remember a lot of guys on here would be lucky to ever pick up or they have an ugly gf..
So to them the dream is just whoring around with tons of hot women that just use you for the $$... In reality that's awesome for a while, then the novelty wears off and the loneliness kicks in..

I hope he's happy with her and it works out for him. Plus he's covered himself financially this time so what's the problem?:confusedshrug:

I've been whoring around for well over a decade now and hooking up with new chicks just doesn't seem to get old. There are so many chicks out here of different races, sizes, body types, personalities, etc. to be had that it's almost impossible for the novelty to wear off. Okay, maybe if you've been with like 5000 women it may get a bit boring after that point.

FKAri
04-28-2013, 04:53 AM
IMHO professional athletes are best off not getting married.

Especially when Jordan has already paid $168mill and counting for his last marriage..

Just a nikka lookin for love.

Rose'sACL
04-28-2013, 04:53 AM
You have to remember a lot of guys on here would be lucky to ever pick up or they have an ugly gf..
So to them the dream is just whoring around with tons of hot women that just use you for the $$... In reality that's awesome for a while, then the novelty wears off and the loneliness kicks in..

I hope he's happy with her and it works out for him. Plus he's covered himself financially this time so what's the problem?:confusedshrug:
The guy with shirtless kobe as avatar talking about other people's chances of picking hot women.

uber
04-28-2013, 05:01 AM
Damn, they managed to create tent larger than MJ's pants:lebronamazed:

Haha good one :roll:

KembaWalker
04-28-2013, 05:06 AM
what does he get out of being married to her?

He gets to hit this whenever he wants :coleman:

http://www.hauteliving.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Michael-Jordan-and-fiancee-Yvette-Prieto-on-carpet-at-MJCI-Celebration-Las-Vegas-3.30.12.jpg

KembaWalker
04-28-2013, 05:16 AM
not worth spending millions on each year tho:coleman:

If I had his money, just as I turned 50, I would happily spend a few million each year to settle down with a girl who looks like her :bowdown:

willds09
04-28-2013, 05:20 AM
If I had his money, just as I turned 50, I would happily spend a few million each year to settle down with a girl who looks like her :bowdown:
maybe thats u, but me she got to have a fatty, better curves, and thicker thighs at least.

midatlantic09
04-28-2013, 05:24 AM
If I had his money, just as I turned 50, I would happily spend a few million each year to settle down with a girl who looks like her :bowdown:

that's ridiculous. if you're okay with paying chicks money to be with you, you'd be better off just getting a new, high-end escort each day; you'd have tons of variety, theyd all be extremely hot, and it'd be 10-15x cheaper.

you're just an old fashioned kind of guy.

tomtucker
04-28-2013, 05:24 AM
maybe thats u, but me she got to have a fatty, better curves, and thicker thighs at least.


:biggums: .................:lebronamazed:

ripthekik
04-28-2013, 05:40 AM
I have no doubt sex is not part of the reason why he settled with her. He's been with her for 5 years! No matter how hot your gf is... after 5 years, the novelty falls. This is the basic rule for men

KembaWalker
04-28-2013, 06:45 AM
that's ridiculous. if you're okay with paying chicks money to be with you, you'd be better off just getting a new, high-end escort each day; you'd have tons of variety, theyd all be extremely hot, and it'd be 10-15x cheaper.

you're just an old fashioned kind of guy.

He is 50, if that was me I would much rather settle down with one girl who you obviously want to be with, rather then an escort every day. But I guess that is just me

midatlantic09
04-28-2013, 07:06 AM
He is 50, if that was me I would much rather settle down with one girl who you obviously want to be with, rather then an escort every day. But I guess that is just me

How is his age relevant? He's not exactly your average 50 yr old guy in America.

coin24
04-28-2013, 07:19 AM
I've been whoring around for well over a decade now and hooking up with new chicks just doesn't seem to get old. There are so many chicks out here of different races, sizes, body types, personalities, etc. to be had that it's almost impossible for the novelty to wear off. Okay, maybe if you've been with like 5000 women it may get a bit boring after that point.


I think its good for people to get around and experience a lot of different types before settling down also. But I don't think you'd want to do that shit forever.
If lucky enough, i think most people would want to settle down with someone they have similar interests and generally enjoy spending time with.
High end escorts are great, but what about when you want to go out for dinner, go on holidays, go watch a bball game etc. You really want to pay someone to hang out with you all the time? Pretty sad..

coin24
04-28-2013, 07:21 AM
The guy with shirtless kobe as avatar talking about other people's chances of picking hot women.

Yes because ones avatar is obviously there sexual preference right?
You dont have an avatar, are you a eunuch? Or just too dumb to work out how to add one/ where to stick it?:confusedshrug:

KembaWalker
04-28-2013, 07:23 AM
How is his age relevant? He's not exactly your average 50 yr old guy in America.

Usually by then you'd want to settle down and enjoy the rest of your life with someone, but if you would prefer having a different escort every day when you're 50 then go for your life

Shepseskaf
04-28-2013, 08:05 AM
I don't understand why rich/famous guys get married. They have all the leverage in the world when it comes to relationships but fail to use it. It's not like she's going to leave a guy worth $500 million so why bother marrying?
Couldn't agree more. Women profit from being married, men -- especially rich ones -- do not.

Logically, this marriage makes zero sense. If MJ wants a "stable relationship", he can find a women who'll stay around for the rest of his life, without having to marry her. The only reason I can see for it is that he's planning to have kids with her, and he doesn't want them to be "illegitimate".

As far as boning goes, that almost always gets worse when you get married. Girlfriends are working hard to get that ring, but once the signatures are on the marriage certificate all that changes. Now that they have you by the balls they're not all that concerned about giving you as much poon as possible, and sh*t starts being rationed.

In the end, as you get older you fall back to your origins. MJ's parents were married for a long time and he's probably trying to create the same home environment. I wish him the best with it.

SwayDizzle
04-28-2013, 08:38 AM
Why would any guy with $500 million want to settle down and have a stable life?? It just seems so insane to me. However, I wish him well.
it's not about the money, it's about the age

jzek
04-28-2013, 09:18 AM
Hope there's pre-nup.

bmd
04-28-2013, 10:18 AM
Many of you in this thread are weirdos... saying he shouldn't get married because he could still have sex with lots of women, or he can pay high-end escorts for sex, etc.

Wtf?

A relationship is about more than sex.

bmd
04-28-2013, 10:20 AM
How is his age relevant? He's not exactly your average 50 yr old guy in America.Because at 50, especially if you are famous and wealthy, flings get old.

I'm sure he wants somebody to spend his life with.

OldSkoolball#52
04-28-2013, 01:17 PM
I've been whoring around for well over a decade now and hooking up with new chicks just doesn't seem to get old.


That's because you average one hookup per year.

Burgz V2
04-28-2013, 01:30 PM
can anyone tell me if he signed a prenup?

ripthekik
04-28-2013, 01:31 PM
can anyone tell me if he signed a prenup?
yes..
but there is a deal.. she gets $1 million each year they stayed married. There might be other details but i forgot.. this is the main one

#number6ix#
04-28-2013, 02:41 PM
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Because he's been a $500 million guy for over.. 20 years now? I don't think money is a huge concern to him now.. and there's pretty much nothing else in this world he can't get with his money. So I guess he's focusing on the other things he can't buy with money.

I'm not a millionaire.. but hey.. I think it'll also get tiring after a while right? After buying everything you want, a huge ass home, what more can you do with your money? It's all emptiness if you don't have family and close relationships to share your success and wealth with, that's something I believe.

I mean, if you're talking about a guy in his 20's and getting married, then yea, you're right to ask that question. But for a guy in his 50's? I dont think it's that surprising he wants to settle down.
great post rip:applause:

StarJordan
04-28-2013, 07:12 PM
Hail Jordan

LBJFTW
04-28-2013, 07:16 PM
One more ring for Lebron to chase after.

LOL

Ol Dirty Bastard
04-28-2013, 07:59 PM
He gets to hit this whenever he wants :coleman:

http://www.hauteliving.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Michael-Jordan-and-fiancee-Yvette-Prieto-on-carpet-at-MJCI-Celebration-Las-Vegas-3.30.12.jpg

Has Michael Jordan ever worn clothes that actually fits?

Guy pretty much wears his jeans like a ****ing dress

DuMa
04-28-2013, 08:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/yJtlczR.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/NbVva6R.jpg

dat tent :wtf:

JM720
04-28-2013, 09:06 PM
Derek Jeter is one of the only ones doing it right. smh.

You dont need a piece of paper to be in a deep committed relationship, or to spend the rest of your life with someone.

I understand us normal people getting married, or rich people that get married to people they've known their whole life, or before they got rich, or an equally as rich person. But this shit that Jordan just did? No way.