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9erempiree
04-30-2013, 05:46 PM
So I got this girl's phone number last night at Walgreens. She was a pretty blonde and I texted her when I got home.

She then told me that she was an escort/hooker. :facepalm

Story of my life, I got a number from a hot blonde only to be told she's a hooker. :oldlol:

What would you guys do? Call her for an appointment or throw away the number?

A part of me wants to make an appointment because it's the same as taking her out for drinks and trying to get some. This way seems easier.

PistonsFan#21
04-30-2013, 05:56 PM
ask her how many lap dances you can get with $20

B-Low
04-30-2013, 06:02 PM
Shocking. I would only expect the highest caliber of woman to give her number out to random men who hit on her at Walgreens...

9erempiree
04-30-2013, 06:02 PM
ask her how many lap dances you can get with $20

we talking about slapping skins here. Not dancing.

ripthekik
04-30-2013, 06:06 PM
isn't this the best thing ever? See a girl you're interested in and want to bang, and find out you don't have to go through any trouble, just have to pay for it!

You just saved tons of time and money.

9erempiree
04-30-2013, 06:12 PM
isn't this the best thing ever? See a girl you're interested in and want to bang, and find out you don't have to go through any trouble, just have to pay for it!

You just saved tons of time and money.

You're right. Maybe I should just save the number for a rainy drunken night.

9erempiree
04-30-2013, 06:20 PM
So I googled her phone number and low and behold she's on myredbook. For those not familiar with that site, it's a site for an escort.

http://s18.postimg.org/frvawpmqh/Untitled.png
http://s18.postimg.org/q4hlisg9l/Untitled2.png

9erempiree
04-30-2013, 06:26 PM
:oldlol:

Her reviews:

http://s16.postimg.org/lhkjlv191/Untitled3.png

imnew09
04-30-2013, 06:37 PM
Hit her up and ask for the price first. I'm pretty sure she will charge at least 300dlls+ for an hour. If she's cheap to go, tear that pussi up for GodBe

Bandito
04-30-2013, 06:39 PM
I would hit that if i had the money :)

9erempiree
04-30-2013, 06:43 PM
Hit her up and ask for the price first. I'm pretty sure she will charge at least 300dlls+ for an hour. If she's cheap to go, tear that pussi up for GodBe

I wasn't going to do anything but since you mentioned knocking one out for Kobe, that is what I may do.

I will put on a Kobe jersey if I decide to do it.

:cheers:

macmac
04-30-2013, 06:51 PM
Glad your mom finally got a cell phone.......Booooooooom! Roasted

daily
04-30-2013, 07:53 PM
You should probably give her number to Bladers. That way he can quit posting about his hand

nathanjizzle
04-30-2013, 08:28 PM
i have a similar story. i was at walgreens and i noticed this black girl with short hair. she was about 5'8 had a nice ass. my dick instantly rose and i wanted to approach her but i wasnt feeling confident that day. i really wanted to bone her.

later on i was flipping through escorts on backpage.com and i saw her! i couldnt believe it i could pay too **** this girl. however, i dont have the guts to **** an escort.

also the reason you see escorts at walgreens often is thatthey need to purchase plan B or morning after all the time.

TheReal Kendall
04-30-2013, 08:35 PM
This happened to me once. She was a stripper though and I smashed like 2 times and then the next week she tried to charge me. I was like you crazy! Why would I pay for something I already had twice? She told me to come over the next night and I could smash for free but I said F it. Kinda scared cause she a escort so you know she smashing a lot of guys. If I was you I would try to smash for free since she gave you her number without you knowing what she do. If it don't work and she want you to pay that's up to you but make sure you strap up

imnew09
04-30-2013, 11:00 PM
i have a similar story. i was at walgreens and i noticed this black girl with short hair. she was about 5'8 had a nice ass. my dick instantly rose and i wanted to approach her but i wasnt feeling confident that day. i really wanted to bone her.

later on i was flipping through escorts on backpage.com and i saw her! i couldnt believe it i could pay too **** this girl. however, i dont have the guts to **** an escort.

also the reason you see escorts at walgreens often is thatthey need to purchase plan B or morning after all the time.

what's bad about fking an escort?

L.Kizzle
04-30-2013, 11:09 PM
She is not a hooker bro.

Iceberg Slim
05-01-2013, 12:15 AM
Shocking. I would only expect the highest caliber of woman to give her number out to random men who hit on her at Walgreens...
:cheers:

ace23
05-01-2013, 12:19 AM
Shocking. I would only expect the highest caliber of woman to give her number out to random men who hit on her at Walgreens...
What's wrong with her giving a dude her number? :lol Doesn't mean shit.

TheReal Kendall
05-01-2013, 12:58 AM
:oldlol:

Her reviews:

http://s16.postimg.org/lhkjlv191/Untitled3.png

She got some bad reviews bro.

creepingdeath
05-01-2013, 01:35 AM
http://i.imgur.com/1bQYLx7.gif

MetsPackers
05-01-2013, 06:27 AM
An asian guy thought a woman was interested in him only to find out she was a prostitute?!? :eek: You don't say!!

LOL at all the other asians being like yeah man you scored great job! Just goes to show you guys can't bag a woman unless you empty your wallet :roll: Not that 9erempire being a virgin would be the least bit surprising to me. In fact, i'd be shocked if this sociopath had ever even kissed a girl :roll:

nathanjizzle
05-01-2013, 09:18 AM
An asian guy thought a woman was interested in him only to find out she was a prostitute?!? :eek: You don't say!!

LOL at all the other asians being like yeah man you scored great job! Just goes to show you guys can't bag a woman unless you empty your wallet :roll: Not that 9erempire being a virgin would be the least bit surprising to me. In fact, i'd be shocked if this sociopath had ever even kissed a girl :roll:

wow you are so hilarious.

B-Low
05-01-2013, 02:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1bQYLx7.gif

:roll: