Height of Joakim Noah sister and parents.

[Sharmer]

Just some thoughts Joakim Noah listed 6'11, dads not so tall at 6'4. Mum is 5'9 former Swedish model. Sister looks 6'1.

I watched some old tennis footage of his dad Yannick Noah, looks closer to 6'2.

Not that tall parents, but both Joakim and his sister got lucky with the their height.



http://i1357.photobucket.com/albums/q750/Vicsatre/19833-C201011-Joakim-Noah-with-mother-and-sister_zpsb7d91a3f.jpg (http://s1357.photobucket.com/user/Vicsatre/media/19833-C201011-Joakim-Noah-with-mother-and-sister_zpsb7d91a3f.jpg.html)

[Rose'sACL]

my dad's 5'10" and my mom is 5'6" and i am 6'2". it is not that surprising.

[305Baller]

His sister is a babe.

[mjokc]

The chick on the right is pretty hot.

[inclinerator]

The chick on the right is pretty hot.
too bad she's flat chested

[Shepseskaf]

His sister can get some.

[FKAri]

His father must be one ugly muth****a.

[9512]

yao's parents are tall themselves but both don't exceed 6 foot 8. yao grew to be 7 foot 6.

[mjokc]

His father must be one ugly muth****a.

Why you worried about how his father looks you fakkit ass n***a.

[KyleKong]

If his mother and sister look like that...

His dad must look like this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/be/Joseph_Merrick_carte_de_visite_photo,_c._1889.jpg/220px-Joseph_Merrick_carte_de_visite_photo,_c._1889.jpg

[Shepseskaf]

His father must be one ugly muth****a.
Girls were crazy about Yannick back in the day; white ones especially. He was "exotic" in the tennis game.

[iamgine]

http://www.allo-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/4255411.jpg

[mjokc]

http://www.allo-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/4255411.jpg

Dat gap doe.

[9512]

Joakim has taht gap too.

And both yannick and Jo have that same cheesy grin.

[Andrew Wiggins]

yannick noah was known as a stud back in the day. he's still very famous in france.

http://static.stuff.co.nz/1321740233/094/6001094.jpg

[d.bball.guy]

The one on the right wearing white is pretty tight..hey, that rhymes

http://sogacity.com/gif/kidjerking.gif

[mjokc]

The one on the right wearing white is pretty tight..hey, that rhymes

http://sogacity.com/gif/kidjerking.gif

Isn't that kid dead now?

[Mr. Jabbar]

Isn't that kid dead now?

lmao whats the story with that kid?

[9512]

lmao whats the story with that kid?

Kid? I think he's like 25. His growth was stunted a la gary coleman. He became famous from doing a lip synch to Katy Perry's teenage dream song.

[mjokc]

Kid? I think he's like 25. His growth was stunted a la gary coleman. He became famous from doing a lip synch to Katy Perry's teenage dream song.

My mistake then, I have him mixed up with another kid with a condition who was pretty popular on youtube but died recently.

[inclinerator]

http://i.imm.io/15cSA.jpeg

[Sharmer]

His sister is a babe.

the black swedish mix goes good.

Smash that.

Here's another one.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6wkm274hb1r4w56oo1_500.jpg

[magic chiongson]

does tiger woods have a daughter with his ex-wife?

[Sharmer]

yao's parents are tall themselves but both don't exceed 6 foot 8. yao grew to be 7 foot 6.

Yao was part of the Chinese breeding athlete program, they do that now in China, breed athletes.

[eliteballer]

On what planet is OP living on where 6-4 for a man and 5-9 for a woman is "not tall". Those are both like 90th percentile.

[Sharmer]

On what planet is OP living on where 6-4 for a man and 5-9 for a woman is "not tall". Those are both like 90th percentile.

90th percentile is long way from the 99.9 % percentile, which 6'11 is.

I wouldn't need to be another planet state that 6'4 and 5'9 isn't that tall. Arthrometric data in certain tribes in Sudan have average heights for men to be 6'5 for men and 6'1 for women.

[Lebron23]

http://i.imm.io/15cSA.jpeg

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[SillyRabbit]

Just some thoughts Joakim Noah listed 6'11, dads not so tall at 6'4. Mum is 5'9 former Swedish model. Sister looks 6'1.

Not that tall parents, but both Joakim and his sister got lucky with the their height.


6'4 man not tall?
5'9 woman not tall?

His mom is as tall as the average American male.

[SpurrDurr]

Could we please stop talking about Noah and his dad? I'd like sleeping at night.

[HomieWeMajor]

Joakim's dad got that early white ***** for us brothers back in the day. You better believe he was pounding them thangs into submission.

[iamgine]

90th percentile is long way from the 99.9 % percentile, which 6'11 is.

I wouldn't need to be another planet state that 6'4 and 5'9 isn't that tall. Arthrometric data in certain tribes in Sudan have average heights for men to be 6'5 for men and 6'1 for women.
6'4 and 5'9 is quite tall

[Fiasco]

His sister got lucky with her face.

[SacJB Shady]

T T Tall Girls tall girls

[SacJB Shady]

6'4 and 5'9 is quite tall


5 ft 9 girls in high heels can be quite tall

[9512]

My mistake then, I have him mixed up with another kid with a condition who was pretty popular on youtube but died recently.

That's the guy below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm_n3hg-Gbg

here is his wiki:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keenan_Cahill

He's alive but not 25 as I said.

[9512]

Funny thing is Joakim has his mom's facial phenotypes, his dad's skin complexion (only 25% black) but yet still wants to play for team France.

LOL

It is well known in French history that the French only claim a foreigner as their own if that foreigner is helping French look good in the eyes of the rest of the world.

If not...get the F out of our country says Marine LePen and the "Front National" neo nazi clan. :roll: :roll: :roll:

[LJJ]

Yao was part of the Chinese breeding athlete program, they do that now in China, breed athletes.

Or maybe male Chinese professional athletes hang around female Chinese athletes a bunch since they use the same facilities, go on the same training programmes, etc. Maybe naturally a bunch of them end up as couples since they hang out all the time.

Sounds weird I know.

[nathanjizzle]

my mom is 5' my dad is 5-2" and im 5'10"

that american food. :bowdown:

[Bandito]

His moms a milf.

[mjokc]

6'4" 1/2 checking in

My dad at his peak was 6ft, Mom is 5'9 ish.. (both grew up back home.. poor nutrition etc)


All of my brothers are over 6'1.. sisters under 5'9.

I'm 6'4 as well and your mom at 5'9 is the perfect height to hit it from the back.

[Force]

If his mom is that tall, it's probably a safe bet the men on her side of the family were tall as well. That plays into Joke's height as well.

[TheCorporation]

The chick on the right is pretty hot.

:roll: :roll:

[Beatlezz]

my mom is 5' my dad is 5-2" and im 5'10"

that american food. :bowdown:

You're probably adopted.

Just kidding bro.

:D

[fandarko]

Joakim's dad got that early white ***** for us brothers back in the day. You better believe he was pounding them thangs into submission.
I confirm, French women were mad about him in the 80s

[JimmyMcAdocious]

the black swedish mix goes good.

Black and anything not black works well.

Isn't Nicole Scherzinger black and asian or something? Zoe Saldana is black and dominican.

Actually mutts > pure bred in general. **** yo master races.

[dazzer87]

Black and anything not black works well.

Isn't Nicole Scherzinger black and asian or something? Zoe Saldana is black and dominican.

Actually mutts > pure bred in general. **** yo master races.


Black and Mexican dont work well. Look at Kobe's kids. Thank god dude has money...

[BuffaloBill]

maybe the milk man was tall

[Shepseskaf]

Black and anything not black works well.
Black + black works just fine.

And if you believe the "out of Africa" theory of human development, all races were derived from the continent.

[Sharmer]

Yannick knows other wifes..........

his second wife heather stewart whyte

http://images.fashionmodeldirectory.com/model/000000041198-heather_stewart-whyte-fullsize.jpg


now he's married to his third wife French producer Isabelle Camus,

http://imblog.aufeminin.com/blog/D20060813/123638_162162422_yannick_noah1_H220057_L.jpg

[Xsatyr]

This thread is getting weird.

Edit: Poster above me edited his creepy post.

[Sharmer]

Or maybe male Chinese professional athletes hang around female Chinese athletes a bunch since they use the same facilities, go on the same training programmes, etc. Maybe naturally a bunch of them end up as couples since they hang out all the time.

Sounds weird I know.

China's not a democracy, people don't have freedom. The state runs everything.

You live as a beneficiary of free society, easy to make such assumptions.