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CanYouDigIt
05-18-2013, 08:49 PM
[QUOTE]According to Kobe Bryant via Facebook, he will have a surprise announcement tomorrow on

BlackWhiteGreen
05-18-2013, 08:50 PM
Don't see him retiring on a livestream to be honest, but it wouldn't surprise me if he retired.

lebeast666
05-18-2013, 08:52 PM
I did it
http://cdn.necolebitchie.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/kobewife.jpg

TheMarkMadsen
05-18-2013, 08:53 PM
Something about his new shoes duh

jzek
05-18-2013, 08:54 PM
He's taking his talents to South Beach.

Magic 32
05-18-2013, 08:54 PM
I did it
http://cdn.necolebitchie.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/kobewife.jpg


http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1312012/puppy-falling-asleep-o.gif

Orlando Magic
05-18-2013, 08:55 PM
I don't think he would make his retirement announcement a "surprise". He's been too good and has too much pride for that.

Fawker
05-18-2013, 08:56 PM
he was asking for ideas on a new tattoo maybe he will reveal a new tattoo.

Doranku
05-18-2013, 08:57 PM
He's posting that on his twitter for his fans. I don't think he would goad them into believing something good was coming and then retire.

DirkNowitzki41
05-18-2013, 08:57 PM
He's taking his talents to South Beach.
:lol

K Xerxes
05-18-2013, 09:00 PM
He's taking his talents to South Beach.

GOAT third string SG. :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

NumberSix
05-18-2013, 09:01 PM
Amnesty?

Magic 32
05-18-2013, 09:02 PM
All proceeds will go to the Boys & Girls Clubs:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

maybeshewill13
05-18-2013, 09:03 PM
He's taking his talents to South Beach.
:roll: this.

sportjames23
05-18-2013, 09:11 PM
I did it
http://cdn.necolebitchie.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/kobewife.jpg


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

I was gonna say he's announcing he's taking over head coaching duties of the Lakers, but this is better. :cheers:

DuMa
05-18-2013, 09:20 PM
i wouldnt be surprised if Kobe retired as a reaction if Management came to him saying they were considering using the amnesty provision on him

dazzer87
05-18-2013, 09:35 PM
I did it again
http://cdn.necolebitchie.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/kobewife.jpg
Fixed

Poetry
05-18-2013, 10:12 PM
Maybe he'll be providing commentary during the finals.

dbk123
05-18-2013, 10:29 PM
Hope it's a new shoe

LosScandalous
05-18-2013, 10:32 PM
5 year 10 million a year contract extension

CelticBaller
05-18-2013, 10:33 PM
no retiring :(

inclinerator
05-18-2013, 10:44 PM
he's coming out the closet

postmupndunkit
05-18-2013, 10:58 PM
he's coming out the closet
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18numw1nup095jpg/ku-medium.jpg

Ill Will
05-18-2013, 11:03 PM
"I wasn't planning on returning but the nation responded and they WANT 4 MORE YEARS"

AngelEyes
05-18-2013, 11:04 PM
It's most likely about shoes

gilalizard
05-18-2013, 11:08 PM
D'Antoni Fired: The Return of Coachbe.

It's the best way for the Lakers to maintain their drama advantage over the rest of the league.

webberz0044
05-18-2013, 11:13 PM
Probably misses his old glasses.

Eat Like A Bosh
05-19-2013, 12:35 AM
He's retiring..? yep

TylerOO
05-19-2013, 12:36 AM
Maybe he'll be providing commentary during the finals.

What I was thinking.

305Baller
05-19-2013, 12:41 AM
hes gonna announce a dvd release of "Kobe swimming with da Sharks"

FiveRings
05-19-2013, 12:47 AM
D'Antoni Fired: The Return of Coachbe.

It's the best way for the Lakers to maintain their drama advantage over the rest of the league.
Stan Van Gundy as new Head Coach with Kobe as Assistant Coach.

Dwight will be thrilled and resign in an instant.

PickernRoller
05-19-2013, 12:51 AM
hes gonna announce a dvd release of "Kobe swimming with da Sharks"

Bonus scene with Gasol. Haters will claim he couldn't get in the water without the help of a big man.

305Baller
05-19-2013, 12:52 AM
Bonus scene with Gasol. Haters will claim he couldn't get in the water without the help of a big man.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mj-laughing.gif

AlphaWolf24
05-19-2013, 12:53 AM
another rap album??

SewerUrchin
05-19-2013, 12:55 AM
http://i43.tinypic.com/33ncdc1.gif

FiveRings
05-19-2013, 01:00 AM
Bonus scene with Gasol. Haters will claim he couldn't get in the water without the help of a big man.
Odom there too with his wife. It will be revealed that there weren't really any sharks around, but rather Khloe Odom Kardashian was mistaken for a five hundred pound whale shark.