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HoopsFanNumero1
05-20-2013, 01:08 PM
https://twitter.com/kobebryant/status/336513219067789312

Discuss
Doranku
05-20-2013, 01:12 PM
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

It's likely that hotel room cabinets will now contain two books; the Bible and Lordbe's scripture. :applause:
dh144498
05-20-2013, 01:14 PM
on the 7th day, Gawdbe rested.
:bowdown:
HardwoodLegend
05-20-2013, 01:14 PM
What does RNI stand for?
Trollsmasher
05-20-2013, 01:20 PM
http://www.barbsbooks.com/images/TMC-2750.jpg
Mass Debator
05-20-2013, 01:22 PM
How I killed 2 mountain lions with my bare hands..
The Real JW
05-20-2013, 01:23 PM
He should hold an online design contest and choose a fan-submitted cover design for the book.

or let fans vote on a title.
HardwoodLegend
05-20-2013, 01:30 PM
He should hold an online design contest and choose a fan-submitted cover design for the book.

or let fans vote on a title.

Death stare with Phil Jackson photoshopped in Mike Brown's place.
White Mamba
05-20-2013, 01:42 PM
#prayforphil

RevengeBe:bowdown:
Haymaker
05-20-2013, 01:42 PM
Kobe Dick
bmd
05-20-2013, 01:44 PM
"If I Did It" by Kobe Bryant
Scholar
05-20-2013, 01:48 PM
"The problem with Phil was that he had a pot belly. We always wondered why. A big ass pot belly. Just huge. It was gross. Shaq and I would double team Jeanie Buss while Phil watched because he could never get it up. Phil just had a pot belly. It was gross to see him shirtless. The biggest pot belly ever."
305Baller
05-20-2013, 01:52 PM
"If I Did It" by Kobe Bryant

:oldlol:
red1
05-20-2013, 01:52 PM
"The problem with Phil was that he had a pot belly. We always wondered why. A big ass pot belly. Just huge. It was gross. Shaq and I would double team Jeanie Buss while Phil watched because he could never get it up. Phil just had a pot belly. It was gross to see him shirtless. The biggest pot belly ever."
:oldlol: and half the book would be about shaq being a lazy fat f*ck
Scholar
05-20-2013, 01:53 PM
Some recommendations for the title:

"81"
"It Was Consensual"
"How I Blocked LeBron Twice (A Response to Pauk)"
"More Than Memorabilia"
"Stans"
branslowski
05-20-2013, 01:54 PM
kobe bryant: the delusions of a chucking rapist :lol

You talkin bout wen he raped the Raptors? That wasn't a delusion bruh, dem 81pts was real bruh.
Mr. I'm So Rad
05-20-2013, 01:55 PM
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

It's likely that hotel room cabinets will now contain two books; the Bible and Lordbe's scripture. :applause:

:bowdown: #ThankYouBlackMamba
red1
05-20-2013, 01:56 PM
You talkin bout wen he raped the Raptors? That wasn't a delusion bruh, dem 81pts was real bruh.
nah b. I was talking about apples and oranges. dem shits is delusional fo sho
red1
05-20-2013, 01:57 PM
besides, everyone rapes the raptors. some more than others but the point still stands
imnew09
05-20-2013, 02:04 PM
The Mambaism.
TOLATE
05-20-2013, 02:21 PM
pauk is a ****@t by kobe bryant
red1
05-20-2013, 02:23 PM
pauk is a ****@t by kobe bryant
:roll:
longtime lurker
05-20-2013, 02:35 PM
Some recommendations for the title:

"81"
"It Was Consensual"
"How I Blocked LeBron Twice (A Response to Pauk)"
"More Than Memorabilia"
"Stans"

These two :oldlol:
dh144498
05-20-2013, 02:36 PM
pauk and ghenghiskan are ****@ts by kobe bryant

fixed
The_Yearning
05-20-2013, 02:49 PM
"The Truth"

"What really happened"

"It's me... and then Mike"

"I lead those Lakers"
hawkfan
05-20-2013, 02:50 PM
https://twitter.com/kobebryant/status/336513219067789312

Discuss

Maybe he can explain his rapping skills.
hitmanyr2k
05-20-2013, 03:39 PM
Some recommendations for the title:

"81"
"It Was Consensual"
"How I Blocked LeBron Twice (A Response to Pauk)"
"More Than Memorabilia"
"Stans"


There was already a music video made with that title :oldlol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkIy8P-TLng
Orlando Magic
05-20-2013, 03:47 PM
There was already a music video made with that title :oldlol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkIy8P-TLng

Pretty sure that's where he got the joke from bro.
Rose'sACL
05-20-2013, 03:54 PM
Can't wait to see Kobe totally forget about that whole rape thing.

Before kobe-stans start calling me a hater, i should tell you guys that i don't think he raped her but if he doesn't write about it, it would be such a waste of a great story.
book title: "how to be a snitch and still be called a warrior?"
HardwoodLegend
05-20-2013, 03:58 PM
There was already a music video made with that title :oldlol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkIy8P-TLng

"Director: Michael Jordan"

Goodness, MadTV was awful.
:facepalm
Foster5k
05-20-2013, 04:00 PM
Lol at people still bringing up that rape case. The girl that accused Kobe of raping her had like 6-7 different men's sperm in her ****** that night. Obviously, she was passing her goods around like an insurance agent.

Anyhow, Kobe is pretty sharp and is decent with the English language. I'm nto saying he will not have a ghost writer, but I'm saying he will be able to communicate a clear picture of what he believes to be the truth about whatever he plans on writing about.
bdreason
05-20-2013, 04:01 PM
Another reason for Dwight not to re-sign.
HardwoodLegend
05-20-2013, 04:05 PM
I never knew an improv comedian did a freestyle rap as Katelyn Faber.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQbB2VTLshY

Hahaha.
SamuraiSWISH
05-20-2013, 04:19 PM
I really get the sense that if this is legit, and he's writing a book. It's in response to Phil Jackson's statements and two books where Kobe always wasn't viewed in the best light. Pathetic.
Rose'sACL
05-20-2013, 04:40 PM
Trade me to Chicago, lol joke everyone pretend that didn't happen

By Kobe Bryant

Also, this should be on the cover with clutch written below it.
http://i.imgur.com/z2DorHE.jpg
dh144498
05-20-2013, 05:03 PM
Trade me to Chicago, lol joke everyone pretend that didn't happen

By Kobe Bryant

Also, this should be on the cover with clutch written below it.
https://images.4chan.org/sp/src/1369078479152.jpg

:biggums:

:lol
JimmyMcAdocious
05-20-2013, 05:13 PM
I bet he's been smashing Jeanie on the side.
The Real JW
05-20-2013, 05:24 PM
I bet he's been smashing Jeanie on the side.

She's too old for Kobe. By like 36 years.

http://i.imgur.com/Ch083k4.jpg
FKAri
05-20-2013, 05:45 PM
"If I Did It" by Kobe Bryant

lmao
daj0264
05-20-2013, 05:51 PM
will he admit the rape?
Yao Ming's Foot
05-20-2013, 06:48 PM
In before the mythologists claim the Bible is better.
TheFan
05-20-2013, 06:52 PM
Kobe revenge mode activated.

"The Fake-Master: The story of the most overrated coach in NBA history"
Deuce Bigalow
05-20-2013, 07:00 PM
His typewriter carried him.
TheBigVeto
05-20-2013, 08:21 PM
This book will definitely be fiction.
The contents will be as real as santa claus and the tooth fairy.
I<3NBA
05-20-2013, 08:55 PM
How to take No for Answer
I Wanna be Like Mike
How Do You Spell Pass?

book dedication: for Pau. you did all the work and i got all the credit.
Scholar
05-20-2013, 09:46 PM
Some more title recommendations for Mr. Bean Bryant:

"Charlotte? LOL"
"Like Mike: the book (not based on the Bow Wow movie)"
"Simple Mathematics: 24 > 23"
"Buss-ted Ass Ho"
"Smush Who?"
"Goat"
"Top 3? Biggie, Nas, Kobe"
TheBigVeto
05-20-2013, 10:55 PM
How to take No for Answer
I Wanna be Like Mike
How Do You Spell Pass?

book dedication: for Pau. you did all the work and i got all the credit.

:applause: :applause: :applause: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: