Dwight Howard has EIGHT children with SIX different women

[KyleKong]

http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/dwight-howard-fathered-8-kids-by-8-different-woman-in-6-years/

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[Kews1]

smiling dumbass dosnt know how to use a condom.

[imdaman99]

a buncha john snows gonna be running around thanks to this guy :facepalm

at least they will have huge... smiles :D

[KyleKong]

smiling dumbass dosnt know how to use a condom.

Him and Royce White will have some great talent in their children for the 2030 NBA draft.

[PickernRoller]

The Last thing we need is Colorado 2.0 with 8 children on court.

[Inferno]

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[secund2nun]

How many of them are boys? Assuming 4 are, I can bet at least one will be a NBA player.

[KyleKong]

The Last thing we need is Colorado 2.0 with 8 children on court.

Wait, I'm from Colorado. I don't get this. Ha ha.

[dbk123]

damn imagine how much he pays for child support. probably 10k a month per kid. thats 960k a year

[RIP CITY]

Anyone remember the humble bible thumping High School big man the Magic Drafted 1st Overall in 2004? What ever happened to that guy?

[Bobcats2013]

Dwight better get that max deal or he'll be broke a year or two out of the league. :oldlol:

[KyleKong]

damn imagine how much he pays for child support. probably 10k a month per kid. thats 960k a year

And yet he is willing to lose tens of millions of dollars to sign with Houston. He's going to go bankrupt before he retires.

[Inferno]

damn imagine how much he pays for child support. probably 10k a month per kid. thats 960k a year

Doubt he pays for more than 2 of them :lol

[Dr. Cheesesteak]

Anyone remember the humble bible thumping High School big man the Magic Drafted 1st Overall in 2004? What ever happened to that guy?
that's what I was thinking lol. Money, women, and lack of self-control happened, apparently.

[dbk123]

And yet he is willing to lose tens of millions of dollars to sign with Houston. He's going to go bankrupt before he retires.
the $$ he could make playing with lin could possibly make up for it. He would be bigger in asia

[Bobcats2013]

damn imagine how much he pays for child support. probably 10k a month per kid. thats 960k a year

18 million dollars for those 8 rascals. :oldlol: That's assuming it's only 10k per kid. Could be around 20-30k per kid for all we know.

[MMKM]

So you're saying Dwight Howard can't stay committed to one team I mean woman?

[imdaman99]

18 million dollars for those 8 rascals. :oldlol: That's assuming it's only 10k per kid. Could be around 20-30k per kid for all we know.
and thats assuming he stops getting more kids :oldlol: lets wait and see :roll:

[Bobcats2013]

the $$ he could make playing with lin could possibly make up for it. He would be bigger in asia

You know you bring up a valid point. A tall black man with a great smile and personality would sell huge in Asia.

[KyleKong]

18 million dollars for those 8 rascals. :oldlol: That's assuming it's only 10k per kid. Could be around 20-30k per kid for all we know.

I highly believe at least 4 of those women lawyer'd up hard and got court rulings of tens of thousands of dollars a month for child support. Especially the last four women.

The judge of the six woman has be like:
:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums:
:coleman: :coleman: :coleman: :coleman:

[dbk123]

give credit to the women tho. they know dwight is a strong christian so he would never have an abortion:applause:

[irondarts]

It's actually eight kids by eight women in six years.

[KyleKong]

give credit to the women tho. they know dwight is a strong christian so he would never have an abortion:applause:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sC-9VGC95Zw/TyKHJ2dGhMI/AAAAAAAAAqA/cUSzS4Qg6bI/s200/baby-shocked-gif.gif

[Dr. Cheesesteak]

It's actually eight kids by eight women in six years.
yeah, this, too.

[FireDavidKahn]

http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/dwight-howard-fathered-8-kids-by-8-different-woman-in-6-years/

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
That Christian faith!!!

[PistonsFan#21]

give credit to the women tho. they know dwight is a strong christian so he would never have an abortion:applause:

its not like he has any say on that anyway....abortions are always up to the women

[KyleKong]

It's actually eight kids by eight women in six years.

Fixed!

[Graviton]

give credit to the women tho. they know dwight is a strong christian so he would never have an abortion:applause:
And he would **** anything that moves without even marrying it, good Christian indeed. :oldlol:

[KyleKong]

And he would **** anything that moves without even marrying it, good Christian indeed. :oldlol:

NFL players be murdering people left and right.

NBA players create life.

NBA > NFL.

Fact.

[tomtucker]

:facepalm ............what a fukking douchebag

[Dr. Cheesesteak]

NFL players be murdering people left and right.

NBA players create life.

the circle of life...

[WayOfWade]

Maybe this is why it took so long for Dwight's back to recover.

[I<3NBA]

this means he has 6 more teams to go through...

[KyleKong]

Maybe this is why it took so long for Dwight's back to recover.

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[9512]

Dwight better get that max deal or he'll be broke a year or two out of the league. :oldlol:

Even if he does get that max deal, I think he'll still be broke. Dude's a man child. If he behaves as immaturely as he does on the court, I don't want to imagine how he rationalizes his business and fiscal decisions...

[enny miney moe?? hihiihi :D /Dwight]

[KyleKong]

and thats assuming he stops getting more kids :oldlol: lets wait and see :roll:

According to my friend, he can't find me the source, but he read somewhere that D12 is having his ninth child. :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Aidz]

I'm not from America.
Is this normal behaviour for black people?
Is this normal behaviour for pro black athletes?
Why doesn't the media lol@ this guy all day?

[KyleKong]

I'm not from America.
Is this normal behaviour for black people?
Is this normal behaviour for pro black athletes?
Why doesn't the media lol@ this guy all day?

1 - No this is not normal behavior for any race in America.

2 - This is a very extreme case. Very few athletes, regardless of race, will have more then 4 children with different women. Although a lot more have 1-2 children outside of wedlock, D12 is going bonkers.

3 - His Public Relations and Sports Agencies are putting the lockdown on all of this and will sue any media outlet for "defamation".

[Aidz]

1 - No this is not normal behavior for any race in America.

2 - This is a very extreme case. Very few athletes, regardless of race, will have more then 4 children with different women. Although a lot more have 1-2 children outside of wedlock, D12 is going bonkers.

3 - His Public Relations and Sports Agencies are putting the lockdown on all of this and will sue any media outlet for "defamation".

Future repped.

[KyleKong]

Future repped.

:cheers:

Why no Tony Montana or Mr. Jabbar posts in this yet? I want some high quality humor. (no sarcasm).

[tomtucker]

:cheers:

Why no Tony Montana or Mr. Jabbar posts in this yet? I want some high quality humor. (no sarcasm).

they are busy fukking eachother in the ass

[KyleKong]

they are busy fukking eachother in the ass

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[KeyNote]

Maybe the p*ssy was too bomb

:confusedshrug:

[NumberSix]

Fcuk is wrong with this niqqa? They don't make condoms his size or something? I mean, Jesus. If you really hate wearing condoms, get a full time girlfriend and put her on the pill.

[DCL]

Anyone remember the humble bible thumping High School big man the Magic Drafted 1st Overall in 2004? What ever happened to that guy?

he chose pu$$y over jesus.

[Dr. Cheesesteak]

Fcuk is wrong with this niqqa? They don't make condoms his size or something? I mean, Jesus. If you really hate wearing condoms, get a full time girlfriend and put her on the pill.
Underlined = :roll:
Bolded = :cheers:

[Mr Exlax]

God stopped making Centers. Dwight is bringing them back. He's doing God's work IMO.

[K Xerxes]

The ultimate goal of life is to spread your genes. And Dwight sure is doing a lot of spreading.

He has so far lived an evolutionary fulfilling life.

[STATUTORY]

Anyone remember the humble bible thumping High School big man the Magic Drafted 1st Overall in 2004? What ever happened to that guy?

turned to catholicsim, no longer believes in planned parenthood

[SpecialQue]

Hilarious that a three time Defensive Player of the Year couldn't prevent this.

[bdreason]

Over/Under 5 years after he's retired that he declares bankruptcy?

[Heavincent]

NFL players be murdering people left and right.

NBA players create life.

NBA > NFL.

Fact.

Nonsense. Antonio Cromartie has 12 kids.

[Mr. Jabbar]

Immature fella inside/outside court. A consistent clown :applause:

Spreading his genes like that, and to think I've wasted hundreds (potential) children to some naked kobe pics

[RoseCity07]

Dwight Howard is arrogant and ignorant. His religious nature is the most telling thing about him. It's something he can hide behind when he makes a mistake. I'm sure Jesus forgives him for having 8 kids by 8 different women. He can walk around with a clear conscience because of his faith. Isn't religion wonderful? You can f*ck over anyone and be an a*shole but it's okay because God loves you.

I was talking about this the other day with my cousin. There was always that one kid on the playground that doesn't know how to play fight. His favorite superhero is Superman. So when you tell him he's hit he tells you, "Oh no, your hits can't touch me because I'm invincible." Dwight Howard simply thinks he's better than everyone else. He has no humility. The guy will always be a loser.

[AirFederer]

Soooo...how did he hurt his back, again?

[flipogb]

Dwight Howard is doing wonders for the future of the NBA

[KyleKong]

God stopped making Centers. Dwight is bringing them back. He's doing God's work IMO.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Thechosen1]

there is no way this dude is leaving LA he needs that money lol

[7_cody]

God stopped making Centers. Dwight is bringing them back. He's doing God's work IMO.

:roll:

[Noyze]

NFL players be murdering people left and right.

NBA players create life.

NBA > NFL.

Fact.

Post of the year.

[dh144498]

dam........ Dwight getting that fine white pu$$y left and right, going balls deep, no pull out with no rain coat.

:bowdown:

[Wavy Crockett]

Immature fella inside/outside court. A consistent clown :applause:

Spreading his genes like that, and to think I've wasted hundreds (potential) children to some naked kobe pics

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[chips93]

18 million dollars for those 8 rascals. :oldlol: That's assuming it's only 10k per kid. Could be around 20-30k per kid for all we know.

:biggums: per month!?

[chips93]

God stopped making Centers. Dwight is bringing them back. He's doing God's work IMO.

:applause:

[JimmyMcAdocious]

TO used to pay up to 20k before the payment plan was changed. It's why he filed for bankruptcy. Chris McAlister was paying 11 grand.

But normally I think its around 3-5k for these athletes.

[KyleKong]

:biggums: per month!?

Hell yeah, a judge could be making D12 pay even more for child support as a lesson to him, and the judge also knows D12 has tens of millions of dollars to help support his children.

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[josh99]

This guy use to be my favourite player, now he's just turned into a douchebag :banghead:

[KyleKong]

This guy use to be my favourite player, now he's just turned into a douchebag :banghead:

Me too buddy, me too.

[Living Being]

http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/dwight-howard-fathered-8-kids-by-8-different-woman-in-6-years/

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8 kids, 8 different women

[andremiller07]

The guy has a better % of getting women pregnant than he does making his free throws. The guy has always known to be a talented stiff and is always good when uncontested.

[KyleKong]

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8 kids, 8 different women

I tried to edit it, it was late last night when I posted this, my bad bro.

[DCL]

if he were smart, he should had made those ho's take morning-after pills.

that wouldn't had prevented any diseases, but at least he wouldn't have 8 f--king kids.

[treadster]

condoms can't handle superman strength :lol

[Ancient Legend]

Imagine if all of his male children eventually made it to the NBA..


5 o 6 Howards colluding into one team...

[tomtucker]

This guy use to be my favourite player, now he's just turned into a douchebag :banghead:

me too........glad he is out of orlando........now fukk off on the lakers too........go to a shit team so we don

[bigkingsfan]

[buddha]

dwight needs to pay somebody to kill these kids else he be broke by the time he is 45.

[KyleKong]

“Not 1, Not 2, Not 3, Not 4, Not 5, Not 6, Not 7″

If only Dwight finished the way your Avatar is depicted.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1003442_660933653935162_1281747619_n.jpg

[Ol Dirty Bastard]

This will be Dwight Howard in a few years.

22 children with 14 different women.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsLPknt7qJc

[BoutPractice]

Wilt Chamberlain is not impressed.

[tomtucker]

This will be Dwight Howard in a few years.

22 children with 14 different women.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsLPknt7qJc

what a bastard

[JohnnyBravo5]

He was inspired by the movie. She Hate Me...

[MavsSuperFan]

doesnt child support go based off a percentage of your earnings? I would guess a substantial amount for someone like dwight.

Judges love punishing pro athletes for this kind of stuff.

[MavsSuperFan]

give credit to the women tho. they know dwight is a strong christian so he would never have an abortion:applause:

lol like he has a choice, but seriously as an atheist who his considerable disdain for religious people, I think its unfair to call dwight a christian just because he claims to be one. We are our action not our words.

The real solution to this problem is to give men the right to terminate parent rights by choice, before the child is born. Essentially giving up rights and obligations to the child, sort of like an adoption. If dwight could do that these gold diggers wouldn't be in such a rush to get pregnant, and would remember to take the pill.

[KyleKong]

lol like he has a choice, but seriously as an atheist who his considerable disdain for religious people, I think its unfair to call dwight a christian just because he claims to be one. We are our action not our words.

Bolded = Oh the irony in that statement. :facepalm

Underlined = :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :cheers: :cheers:

[wakencdukest]

lol like he has a choice, but seriously as an atheist who his considerable disdain for religious people, I think its unfair to call dwight a christian just because he claims to be one. We are our action not our words.

The real solution to this problem is to give men the right to terminate parent rights by choice, before the child is born. Essentially giving up rights and obligations to the child, sort of like an adoption. If dwight could do that these gold diggers wouldn't be in such a rush to get pregnant, and would remember to take the pill.


How about using condoms. Jesus Christ, he don't wear condoms and his hoes don't take the pill. Way to live up to the stereotype. Guaranteed most of them end up being raised by grandmothers because Dwight won't be around and the mothers are probably idiots and will squander the child support.

[Living Being]

How about using condoms. Jesus Christ, he don't wear condoms and his hoes don't take the pill. Way to live up to the stereotype. Guaranteed most of them end up being raised by grandmothers because Dwight won't be around and the mothers are probably idiots and will squander the child support.
This. :cheers: POS Dwight and his hoes.

[KyleKong]

How about using condoms. Jesus Christ, he don't wear condoms and his hoes don't take the pill. Way to live up to the stereotype. Guaranteed most of them end up being raised by grandmothers because Dwight won't be around and the mothers are probably idiots and will squander the child support.

We know at least Dwight's oldest son's mother is a complete fool. Dwight has sued her more than once and won every time.

[MavsSuperFan]

How about using condoms. Jesus Christ, he don't wear condoms and his hoes don't take the pill. Way to live up to the stereotype. Guaranteed most of them end up being raised by grandmothers because Dwight won't be around and the mothers are probably idiots and will squander the child support.

:facepalm You not realizing these women are getting pregnant on purpose. It was no accident, you don't have the child of a multi-millionaire by accident. You plan it out to secure child support payments for the next 18 years. If Dwight was a janitor, most if not all of these pregnancies would have been aborted. Dwights an idiot don't get me wrong, but these women are abusing the double standard in our laws that allow them the choice of when to become parents and deny men that choice.

Further realistically speaking Dwight isnt going to burn through 150+ million dollars. Most of the pro athletes that go broke burn through like 20-50 million (I know there are exceptions, Eg. walker, tyson, etc). These kids will have all of their financial needs taken care of. The courts will ensure that. Eg. go to private school, tutors, etc.

[wakencdukest]

:facepalm You not realizing these women are getting pregnant on purpose. It was no accident, you don't have the child of a multi-millionaire by accident. You plan it out to secure child support payments for the next 18 years. If Dwight was a janitor, most if not all of these pregnancies would have been aborted. Dwights an idiot don't get me wrong, but these women are abusing the double standard in our laws that allow them the choice of when to become parents and deny men that choice.

Further realistically speaking Dwight isnt going to burn through 150+ million dollars. Most of the pro athletes that go broke burn through like 20-50 million (I know there are exceptions, Eg. walker, tyson, etc). These kids will have all of their financial needs taken care of. The courts will ensure that. Eg. go to private school, tutors, etc.


You may be right about them getting pregnant on purpose, but I don't doubt for a second that these women will squander the money and these kids will be raised by their grandmothers while Dwight is off somewhere creating more babies and eventually going broke.