What is the biggest d*ck move you ever made?

[IamRAMBO24]

I was in a hurry and had to ride the elevator to the 5th floor. I saw this granny walking towards the elevator. She was walking real slow. I don't know why I did it, but my mind just said, "F*ck it" and I pressed the close button. She gave me this "OMG you just did not" look. I just realized that was one of the d*ckish things I've done in a while.

[PejaNowitzki]

****ed a soon-to-be-married chick, a week before their wedding. I was also dating her cousin at the time, so it was doubly ****ed up. Feel a little guilty everytime I run into them but the sex was great.

[enayes]

Stole my friends xbox 360 game and sold it on eBay.

Stole over 10 graphing calculators while in high school and sold them on eBay.

Almost got caught stealing a bag of shrimp from Hannaford, I was stopped by loss prevention but I ran away.

I was working at Taco Bell one night in 2008 and I was starving. I was in the break room and I saw a huge burrito up on the top shelf, one that someone had obviously made for themselves. I stuffed it in my pocket and went to the bathroom to eat it :oldlol: When I came back I saw one of the Mexican workers looking around for it, he was on his way home and had made the burrito to take with him for dinner.

[Draz]

Lmfao

[SilkkTheShocker]

You're all terrible people.

[Jameerthefear]

You're all terrible people.
"Once went to my friend's house party. Who happened to have a hot sister. She was out of town for some kind retreat. So at one point in the night I snuck in her room and beat off in her underwear drawer."
-SilkkTheShocker

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=8218726&postcount=1

[Tarik One]

When I was working at the cable company, I had access to all residential accounts. My ex-gf's brother had owed me money and kept bullshtin me. One of those types who claim they are broke, but is constantly wearing new clothes when you see him.

I found through a mutual friend that he was ordering a fight (Mayweather vs Ortiz) and having a party at his condo. A week or so later, it was fight night and I was working that night as well. Right before the main event fight began, I deactivated ALL of his cable boxes. The fight only lasted a few rounds, so he missed the whole fight. Come to find out he had over 30 people at his crib.

It was good payback

[TheReal Kendall]

When I was working at the cable company, I had access to all residential accounts. My ex-gf's brother had owed me money and kept bullshtin me. One of those types who claim they are broke, but is constantly wearing new clothes when you see him.

I found through a mutual friend that he was ordering a fight (Mayweather vs Ortiz) and having a party at his condo. A week or so later, it was fight night and I was working that night as well. Right before the main event fight began, I deactivated ALL of his cable boxes. The fight only lasted a few rounds, so he missed the whole fight. Come to find out he had over 30 people at his crib.

It was good payback

:roll: :roll:

Did you ever tell him what happened?

[OhNoTimNoSho]

I dont know if its the biggest ive made, but the most recent. I drove behind a funeral procession to skip a bunch of lights and stop signs just because i was late too work.

[chosen_one6]

Once I met this girl via the internet and I thought she might be around an 8 because of her pics. Dem damn angles got me doe. I met her at the movie theater and she was a whale. The previews started and I said I had to go to the bathroom. I drove home instead and I never talked to her again.

[daily]

I dont know if its the biggest ive made, but the most recent. I drove behind a funeral procession to skip a bunch of lights and stop signs just because i was late too work.I think that's more of an opportunist than a dickhead :lol

[Jameerthefear]

Once I met this girl via the internet and I thought she might be around an 8 because of her pics. Dem damn angles got me doe. I met her at the movie theater and she was a whale. The previews started and I said I had to go to the bathroom. I drove home instead and I never talked to her again.
oh man, that ain't right :lol

[Bandito]

Once I met this girl via the internet and I thought she might be around an 8 because of her pics. Dem damn angles got me doe. I met her at the movie theater and she was a whale. The previews started and I said I had to go to the bathroom. I drove home instead and I never talked to her again.
That is so fvcked up!

[TheReal Kendall]

Once I met this girl via the internet and I thought she might be around an 8 because of her pics. Dem damn angles got me doe. I met her at the movie theater and she was a whale. The previews started and I said I had to go to the bathroom. I drove home instead and I never talked to her again.

I don't blame you man.

Women be lying online.

[1987_Lakers]

When I was working at the cable company, I had access to all residential accounts. My ex-gf's brother had owed me money and kept bullshtin me. One of those types who claim they are broke, but is constantly wearing new clothes when you see him.

I found through a mutual friend that he was ordering a fight (Mayweather vs Ortiz) and having a party at his condo. A week or so later, it was fight night and I was working that night as well. Right before the main event fight began, I deactivated ALL of his cable boxes. The fight only lasted a few rounds, so he missed the whole fight. Come to find out he had over 30 people at his crib.

It was good payback
:roll:

[irondarts]

When I was working at the cable company, I had access to all residential accounts. My ex-gf's brother had owed me money and kept bullshtin me. One of those types who claim they are broke, but is constantly wearing new clothes when you see him.

I found through a mutual friend that he was ordering a fight (Mayweather vs Ortiz) and having a party at his condo. A week or so later, it was fight night and I was working that night as well. Right before the main event fight began, I deactivated ALL of his cable boxes. The fight only lasted a few rounds, so he missed the whole fight. Come to find out he had over 30 people at his crib.

It was good payback
:oldlol: :oldlol:

[daily]

You know you aren't a good person when you have to put as much thought into it as I have...

Where do I begin?

How about taking pictures of a girl's ass in public? Creepy? Dickhead? Or public service?

It's hard to say without a picture

[2013 Lakers]

You know you aren't a good person when you have to put as much thought into it as I have...

Where do I begin?

How about taking pictures of a girl's ass in public? Creepy? Dickhead? Or public service?

A public service only if you share them online.

http://i.imgur.com/MJhsNSsl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/dnvdkBil.jpg

[Jameerthefear]

Damn... was showing my sister something on the computer and she saw this tab...
http://i.imgur.com/Dgp6LCZ.png

fvck now i look suspect...

[enayes]

Damn... was showing my sister something on the computer and she saw this tab...
http://i.imgur.com/Dgp6LCZ.png

fvck now i look suspect...

Keep it going, start inviting dudes over late at night just to mess with her.

[ace23]

Damn... was showing my sister something on the computer and she saw this tab...
http://i.imgur.com/Dgp6LCZ.png

fvck now i look suspect...
:roll:

[rufuspaul]

A public service only if you share them online.

http://i.imgur.com/MJhsNSsl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/dnvdkBil.jpg


:bowdown:

[chosen_one6]

A public service only if you share them online.

http://i.imgur.com/MJhsNSsl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/dnvdkBil.jpg

Those two pics > than all the models dudes be posting on here. Seriously, those model pics are always touched up and are misleading. Those two pics are REAL. I'd f*** the sh*t out of both of them.

[tmacattack33]

I was in a hurry and had to ride the elevator to the 5th floor. I saw this granny walking towards the elevator. She was walking real slow. I don't know why I did it, but my mind just said, "F*ck it" and I pressed the close button. She gave me this "OMG you just did not" look. I just realized that was one of the d*ckish things I've done in a while.

That's a very in-your-face and obvious jerk move, but in the end it really isn't that bad. That old lady probably had to wait another 40 seconds for another elevator...big deal she can handle it (unless this was in a hospital and she was in pain or something which is obviously different).

[KNOW1EDGE]

On a regular basis, when im hungry in the break room and don't have any food, I go in the fridge and just take and eat what I want. (As long as it doesn't have a name on it) :banana: And I don't feel bad whatsoever

The thing I still feel worst about though: I worked at a home for people with developmental disabilities, this kid used to give me cash to put in his locked cubby. For about a month I noticed $100 bill that was kinda hidden in the back of his cubby, I was broke one day and wanted to go to a Blazer game that night, I took the hundred dollar bill. A week later the boss asked me if I had seen it, I told him I never noticed it. The boss was always forgetting and losing stuff, so he just assumed that he had lost it so he gave the kid $100 out of his own pocket. Once I finally quit working there, I took the kid out to lunch, slipped him a hundo and told him if anyone asked him where he got it that he found it. I felt SOOOOO bad about it for like a month.

^^That's probably the worst, most sh1tty thing I have ever done.:hammerhead: :banghead:

[ALBballer]

When i worked in a restaurant I would occasionally spit in people's food.

Ye i was that guy..

[Jameerthefear]

On a regular basis, when im hungry in the break room and don't have any food, I go in the fridge and just take and eat what I want. (As long as it doesn't have a name on it) :banana: And I don't feel bad whatsoever

The thing I still feel worst about though: I worked at a home for people with developmental disabilities, this kid used to give me cash to put in his locked cubby. For about a month I noticed $100 bill that was kinda hidden in the back of his cubby, I was broke one day and wanted to go to a Blazer game that night, I took the hundred dollar bill. A week later the boss asked me if I had seen it, I told him I never noticed it. The boss was always forgetting and losing stuff, so he just assumed that he had lost it so he gave the kid $100 out of his own pocket. Once I finally quit working there, I took the kid out to lunch, slipped him a hundo and told him if anyone asked him where he got it that he found it. I felt SOOOOO bad about it for like a month.

^^That's probably the worst, most sh1tty thing I have ever done.:hammerhead: :banghead:
Wow you're a douche, but at least he came out with 100 extra...

[chips93]

When i worked in a restaurant I would occasionally spit in people's food.

Ye i was that guy..

just if they were a dick to you first? or just randomly?

[paperstreet]

Got a guy fired from the state park I worked at over the summer when I was in college.

He was driving recklessly and hit a road sign. I saw him do it, but I could have kept my mouth shut. The manager asked me about it the next day so I told him, long story short, he was fired.

I felt kind of bad about it

[Heavincent]

Damn... was showing my sister something on the computer and she saw this tab...
http://i.imgur.com/Dgp6LCZ.png

fvck now i look suspect...

:roll:

[TheMilkyBarKid]

I work in a bar and when I know a customer has had too much and is being,a general ****head, ill overcharge them and keep the difference for myself. I don't do it too often but I remember once making about $80 one shift from this.
I also once lost a bet with a mate and out of spite jizzed on the note dried it off then gave it to him. I later showed him a pic of the note with jizz on it.

[SpecialQue]

I also once lost a bet with a mate and out of spite jizzed on the note dried it off then gave it to him. I later showed him a pic of the note with jizz on it.

:biggums:

[d.bball.guy]

Most recent that I can remember was I kissed a girl who has a boyfriend. Well, idk if that's a dick move but it's against my philosophy not to do such thing. :lol

[Tarik One]

Bump

This thread came to mind after something occurred the other day at Target. I just got off work went to Target to grab a few things. Some condescending middle-aged woman with a demanding tone asked where the light bulbs are. I responded with: "I'm on my break. Ask someone else", and walked off. Then I heard her say "Excuse me?"

Felt good.