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RoundMoundOfReb
07-10-2013, 03:29 PM
Like the Dumbest things you've heard on ish thread but Funny stuff instead.

RoundMoundOfReb
07-10-2013, 03:30 PM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=8790915&postcount=5

Year You Became a Fan:2013

Why You Became a Fan:bron bron

Favorite Heat Player, All-Time: duh

Favorite Heat Coach, All-Time:Matt Riley

Favorite Heat Moment:when lebron took off his head band

Amount of Heat Games Attended: 3/4

Favorite Heat Team: Miami


could not stop laughing :lol

riseagainst
07-10-2013, 03:34 PM
C'mon maaaaaaaaayne. Bulls have the same D that was setup in Boston but are YOUNGER, HEALTHY, STRONGER, ... Heat have no chance how much can Lebrick and Migrainewade really going to bring?

Ain't no one stopping Rose on Mia... Bibby Chalmers? :roll:

...

KyleKong
07-10-2013, 03:36 PM
Therefore, what Lebron has done is far worse than what Kobe has done.

9erempiree talking about LeBron's legal record vs Kobe's legal record.

He thinks speeding 100 MPH in a car is worse than this,

http://enquirer.com/editions/2003/07/19/kobe_zoom.jpg

TheReal Kendall
07-10-2013, 03:37 PM
...

I thought Tabz was a Heat fan?

KyleKong
07-10-2013, 03:39 PM
I did not read the article.

Today is full of gems.

KG215
07-10-2013, 03:39 PM
...
Really? That? "Lebrick" wasn't even funny the first time someone posted it 2 or 3 years ago.


Anyway, is this supposed to be intentionally funny posts, unintentionally funny posts, or both?

GOBB
07-10-2013, 03:40 PM
The poster who is a Charles Barkley fanboy who has these long ass posts all color colded, bolded, underlined (really utilized the options eh) on how that lard ass Barkley was so great.

TheReal Kendall
07-10-2013, 03:40 PM
:roll:

Johnny Jones
07-10-2013, 03:41 PM
The poster who is a Charles Barkley fanboy who has these long ass posts all color colded, bolded, underlined (really utilized the options eh) on how that lard ass Barkley was so great.
TheRoundMound or some shit like that,

RoundMoundOfReb
07-10-2013, 03:42 PM
The poster who is a Charles Barkley fanboy who has these long ass posts all color colded, bolded, underlined (really utilized the options eh) on how that lard ass Barkley was so great.
You know that isn't me right? That's Round Mound I'm roundmoundofreb all one word.

RoundMoundOfReb
07-10-2013, 03:43 PM
Really? That? "Lebrick" wasn't even funny the first time someone posted it 2 or 3 years ago.


Anyway, is this supposed to be intentionally funny posts, unintentionally funny posts, or both?
Both.

Shade8780
07-10-2013, 03:45 PM
Fail by GOBB there :lol

SilkkTheShocker
07-10-2013, 03:45 PM
Anything Real Kendall posts. You can tell they don't watch basketball in Alabama

Venja42
07-10-2013, 03:46 PM
Shimmy Fest Photoshop Thread

/end thread

TheReal Kendall
07-10-2013, 03:47 PM
Anything Real Kendall posts. You can tell they don't watch basketball in Alabama

:roll:

I'm too busy playing while you're sitting on your assss

CavaliersFTW
07-10-2013, 03:49 PM
The poster who is a Charles Barkley fanboy who has these long ass posts all color colded, bolded, underlined (really utilized the options eh) on how that lard ass Barkley was so great.
So, your from Philly and you don't think Barkley was great? :rolleyes:

Shade8780
07-10-2013, 03:49 PM
Shimmy Fest Photoshop Thread

/end thread
Classic.

KyleKong
07-10-2013, 03:50 PM
Classic.

Link? :cheers:

SilkkTheShocker
07-10-2013, 03:50 PM
:roll:

I'm too busy playing while you're sitting on your assss

I guess that just proves playing the game doesn't translate well into knowing how the NBA works. Btw, being a senior that starts on the JV team isn't impressing anyone

SilkkTheShocker
07-10-2013, 03:51 PM
So, your from Philly and you don't think Barkley was great? :rolleyes:

The Mound Round poster has Barkley as a top 10 player ever. A little much, don't you think? I think rings are overrated myself. But he has no case at all for top 10. Literally, none.

RoundMoundOfReb
07-10-2013, 03:51 PM
LeBron James- 3x NBA MVP (2009, 2010, 2012) 2008 Scoring champion, 2003 ROY, 2012 NBA Champion, 2012 NBA Finals MVP, 2x All-Star Game MVP (2006/2008)

Darko Milicic- 2004 NBA Champion

Carmelo Anthony- Led NBA in jerseys sales for the month of March 2013.

Chris Bosh- 2012 NBA Champion

Dwyane Wade- 2006 NBA Champion, 2006 NBA Finals MVP, 2012 NBA Finals, 2010 AS Game MVP

From silkk back in April. Lol

KyleKong
07-10-2013, 03:52 PM
Btw, being a senior that starts on the JV team isn't impressing anyone

http://24.media.tumblr.com/9cdfe96fa6c430bc8122ffb87a950d44/tumblr_mk31vklp5O1s9n4cro1_500.gif

9erempiree
07-10-2013, 03:52 PM
9erempiree talking about LeBron's legal record vs Kobe's legal record.

He thinks speeding 100 MPH in a car is worse than this,

http://enquirer.com/editions/2003/07/19/kobe_zoom.jpg

Get over it homie.

100 plus mph is a criminal offense and on your criminal record.

Kobe doesn't have a criminal record. His record is clean.

riseagainst
07-10-2013, 03:53 PM
Really? That? "Lebrick" wasn't even funny the first time someone posted it 2 or 3 years ago.


Anyway, is this supposed to be intentionally funny posts, unintentionally funny posts, or both?

it's to show that he was a DRose fan/bulls fan before 2012.

SilkkTheShocker
07-10-2013, 03:55 PM
From silkk back in April. Lol

:oldlol:

You got a link to that thread?

riseagainst
07-10-2013, 03:55 PM
From silkk back in April. Lol

:roll:

He does make some funny posts.

Other posts he posted:

"Bill Russell in today's NBA = high school janitor."

had me laughing for a couple hours.

Venja42
07-10-2013, 03:55 PM
Link? :cheers:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=62547

Not as good as the original one. There were tons of pages of it. It was amazing!

SilkkTheShocker
07-10-2013, 03:56 PM
:roll:

He does make some funny posts.

Other posts he posted:

"Bill Russell in today's NBA = high school janitor."

had me laughing for a couple hours.


:cheers:

CavaliersFTW
07-10-2013, 03:58 PM
The Mound Round poster has Barkley as a top 10 player ever. A little much, don't you think? I think rings are overrated myself. But he has no case at all for top 10. Literally, none.
He's still great though, it sounded like GOBB thinks poorly of him

RoundMoundOfReb
07-10-2013, 03:59 PM
:oldlol:

You got a link to that thread?
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=295667

TheReal Kendall
07-10-2013, 03:59 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/9cdfe96fa6c430bc8122ffb87a950d44/tumblr_mk31vklp5O1s9n4cro1_500.gif

Are you his bf?



I guess that just proves playing the game doesn't translate well into knowing how the NBA works. Btw, being a senior that starts on the JV team isn't impressing anyone

You would have a point if I was still in High school.

Your knowledge of the game is Lebron Lebron Lebron Lebron Lebron Lebron.

One would think he's paying you as much as you talk about him

riseagainst
07-10-2013, 04:01 PM
George Mikan in today's era: insurance salesman

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=293392

:roll:

SilkkTheShocker
07-10-2013, 04:06 PM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=295667

Psycho made this post in that same thread about Melo:



Marshmelo is a fat@ss who is encouraging the obesity epidemic. America is doomed at this rate. It's all over thanks to you Melo, hope you enjoyed that last bag of chips.

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

Jameerthefear
07-10-2013, 04:07 PM
Anything Real Kendall posts. You can tell they don't watch basketball in Alabama
I live in Alabama...

Jameerthefear
07-10-2013, 04:09 PM
Are people really saying Psycho and Sillk are funny? They're corny as fvck.

SilkkTheShocker
07-10-2013, 04:11 PM
I live in Alabama...

My condolences.

Remix
07-10-2013, 04:11 PM
this thread had me rollin last summer

http://207.58.151.151/forum/showthread.php?t=266149&page=3

Shade8780
07-10-2013, 04:20 PM
this thread had me rollin last summer

http://207.58.151.151/forum/showthread.php?t=266149&page=3
That was ****ing hilarious :lol

Shade8780
07-10-2013, 04:21 PM
Some people in this thread are choking on Silkk's dick

Jameerthefear
07-10-2013, 04:21 PM
This reply was awesome. Tazb getting owned many times in the same thread.

I won't lie, most places I go, when someone brings up Kobe, the first thing that comes into discussion is his 6-24 game.:roll:


That's because the only place you "go" is to your computer chair to post on ISH.

LongLiveTheKing
07-10-2013, 04:22 PM
this thread had me rollin last summer

http://207.58.151.151/forum/showthread.php?t=266149&page=3
Of course it was that dumbass Shady who started the hilarity.
That thread is gold. :roll:

RoundMoundOfReb
07-10-2013, 04:23 PM
Are people really saying Psycho and Sillk are funny? They're corny as fvck.
Silkk is pretty funny. Dunno abput psycho

Shade8780
07-10-2013, 04:23 PM
PleezeBehave :bowdown:

9erempiree
07-10-2013, 04:26 PM
A recent gem on ISH....

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=306322

RoundMoundOfReb
07-10-2013, 04:28 PM
Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your hero, Lebron, down there in florida, is walking into a trap, as is your Miami Heat. It was I who allowed the Heat to gather 3 superstars! Lakers are quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them in LA! Oh, I'm afraid Dwight Howard will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=280993

Whole thread was hilarious.

Remix
07-10-2013, 04:43 PM
/offtopic but for some of you newer members this thread was gold in the OTC for a long time.

http://207.58.151.151/forum/showthread.php?t=45556

some good quotes:


I am addicted to pornography for some reason, have been since I was 14 or 15.....

... I always used to order porn off of pay per veiw and always got in trouble for it....

too this day, I look at it every day and spend lots of money on it...

I have tried to get rid of it, tried to stop looking at porn, but its always in the back of my mind....

How do I get rid of it? And dont say "get laid or get a gf, I believe I will still have the same addiction no matter what...

Oh well, guess its better than being addicted to gambling or drugs lol.


When I was 18 I had a job at a local gas station working overnight, I stole a few numbers off a checks and used them to call porn numbers because I always had everything done so early because Im a hard worker and like to get my **** finished....


needless to say I was caught and got fired although no charges were ever filed against me....

Its really a serious problem I have.


first I ever did it was with the vacuum cleaner, (dont even lie, I know everyone tried the vacuum) lol, ever sicne then, I was hooked. - referring to choking the chicken


I dont care, most people who post here know that im not ashamed of anything in front of you people, I dont know anyone here personally so I dont give a **** what you people think of me lol.

It was probably when I was 13 or 14, it felt so good...... Now I need to find a vacuum cleaner hose thats big enough........ lmao, kidding.


How dies it work? the attachment, lol I didnt stick it in the bottom of the dam vacuum, in the attachment, but then it got bigger and I couldnt fit it in there anymore, lmao

RoundMoundOfReb
07-10-2013, 04:48 PM
A recent gem on ISH....

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=306322

Lmfao. Literally the lowest of lows in terms of comparing players.

SilkkTheShocker
07-10-2013, 04:48 PM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=289666

this thread is a rollercoaster of emotions. :oldlol:

Jameerthefear
07-10-2013, 04:49 PM
/offtopic but for some of you newer members this thread was gold in the OTC for a long time.

http://207.58.151.151/forum/showthread.php?t=45556

some good quotes:





- referring to choking the chicken
:roll:
wtf dude thought it was normal to fvck a vacuum cleaner? that's gross

Remix
07-10-2013, 04:56 PM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=289666

this thread is a rollercoaster of emotions. :oldlol:
I don't believe ace was being serious, honestly he was saying he got hardons around little girls and molested his cousin when she was sleeping...

although i do hear stories about people fking their girls when they're asleep...wouldnt they wake up though?

KyleKong
07-10-2013, 04:58 PM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=62547

Not as good as the original one. There were tons of pages of it. It was amazing!

Amazing. :roll: :roll:

SilkkTheShocker
07-10-2013, 04:59 PM
I don't believe ace was being serious, honestly he was saying he got hardons around little girls and molested his cousin when she was sleeping...

although i do hear stories about people fking their girls when they're asleep...wouldnt they wake up though?

Im pretty sure he was just trolling. He definitely made up some of that stuff.

GOBB
07-10-2013, 04:59 PM
So, your from Philly and you don't think Barkley was great? :rolleyes:

you're

Barkley is a great but dude thinks he is on the Mt Rushmore of bball greats :confusedshrug:

Shade8780
07-10-2013, 05:07 PM
Bird played against guys like Jordan, Magic, Isiah, Irving, etc. Mikan played against the guy that makes your coffee at Starbucks.
Just saw this in the Mikan thread. Made me burst out laughing for some reason. Silkk's a funny troll.

Uncle Drew
07-10-2013, 05:14 PM
"Little town"? Does he not realize Houston is the fattest city in the country? Im pretty sure even their tooth paste is deep fried

Silkk > Jabbar

Shade8780
07-10-2013, 05:16 PM
^^^^^^^

:lol

SilkkTheShocker
07-10-2013, 05:25 PM
Are you his bf?




You would have a point if I was still in High school.

Your knowledge of the game is Lebron Lebron Lebron Lebron Lebron Lebron.

One would think he's paying you as much as you talk about him


I found a pic of typical Alabama basketball court:

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/greece042512/s_g34_42606292.jpg

Is this where u play?

thesage
07-10-2013, 05:30 PM
There was a thread about Mike D'Antoni letting Pau Gasol shoot 3s last year.

One of the posts in the thread was said something along the lines of Bynum chucking 3s if he was still on the team.

Still can't get that image out of my head without laughing first. :roll:

TheReal Kendall
07-10-2013, 05:45 PM
I found a pic of typical Alabama basketball court:

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/greece042512/s_g34_42606292.jpg

Is this where u play?

:roll: :roll: :roll:

That's actually a nice goal. The court just needs work.

I wish I could play you 1v1. I bet you're a chubby 16 year old kid that couldn't make varsity.

fsvr54
07-10-2013, 06:02 PM
My all time favorite is


He only calls glass after hes tapped you on the chin

In response to a thread about if Tim Duncan calls glass on every bank shot

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=293608

MastaKilla
07-10-2013, 06:16 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll:

That's actually a nice goal. The court just needs work.

I wish I could play you 1v1. I bet you're a chubby 16 year old kid that couldn't make varsity.

He'll tell you he made varsity, but just keep in mind that the 8th grade B team sometimes gets to play in the big gym

Scholar
07-10-2013, 07:31 PM
Wow. I usually skip past Silkk's posts, but some of those quotes are hilarious. The one about Houstonian's toothpaste being deep fried made me lol.

K Xerxes
07-10-2013, 07:47 PM
I actually lol'd at this out loud. :lol

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=8418290&postcount=2

LBJMVP
07-11-2013, 12:37 AM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=242147

basketball reasons after the chris paul dilemmna hahahaha

loved this
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/915689/CP-got-Stern_d.gif

RoundMoundOfReb
07-11-2013, 12:46 AM
silkk ethers nathanjizzle

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=8793622&postcount=9

dude is hilarious

Levity
07-11-2013, 02:16 AM
this always brings a chuckle my way

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=289666



-Once went to my friend's house party. Who happened to have a hot sister. She was out of town for some kind retreat. So at one point in the night I snuck in her room and beat off in her underwear drawer.
-Sold a bunch of high school kids baking soda thinking it was cocaine.




:biggums: :banana:

DirkNowitzki41
07-11-2013, 02:53 AM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=242147

basketball reasons after the chris paul dilemmna hahahaha

loved this
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/915689/CP-got-Stern_d.gif
http://i39.tinypic.com/2ur2r9s.jpg

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

andremiller07
07-11-2013, 03:21 AM
My all time favorite is



In response to a thread about if Tim Duncan calls glass on every bank shot

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=293608
:D

MadeFromDust
07-20-2013, 07:14 PM
Get over it homie.

100 plus mph is a criminal offense and on your criminal record.

Kobe doesn't have a criminal record. His record is clean.

but didn't he rape KATELYN KRISTINE FABER that one time at band camp?

b1imtf
07-20-2013, 07:27 PM
I remember an answer that some guy with a Heat avatar gave when someone called him a sock puppet account... It was really funny, don't remember wich thread it was though

Fresh Kid
07-20-2013, 07:36 PM
Funniest posts ive seen here is when people swear out im some guy named wilds09. Im absolutely new here and people badly want me to be some guy that was either banned or left. People seriously have to let it go. There's a new sheriff iin town and his name is Fresh kid. But I have to admit there's a lot of hilarious people in this board. Keep the jokes coming.

LongLiveTheKing
07-20-2013, 07:47 PM
I remember an answer that some guy with a Heat avatar gave when someone called him a sock puppet account... It was really funny, don't remember wicj thread it was though
Oh shit that was funny I can't remember what it was though! Something about cumming in a sock.:lol

LosScandalous
07-20-2013, 07:48 PM
I actually lol'd at this out loud. :lol

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=8418290&postcount=2
:lol

Fresh Kid
07-20-2013, 08:01 PM
Oh shit that was funny I can't remember what it was though! Something about cumming in a sock.:lol
That's downright disgusting. People have to put that on their damn feet. He couldn't use a paper towel or something? The disgusting world we all live in.

b1imtf
07-20-2013, 08:06 PM
Oh shit that was funny I can't remember what it was though! Something about cumming in a sock.:lol
Yea that was it!! Someone has to find it

LBJMVP
07-21-2013, 12:25 AM
That's downright disgusting. People have to put that on their damn feet. He couldn't use a paper towel or something? The disgusting world we all live in.

someone trying to make a joke and failing miserably.

Dengness9
07-21-2013, 01:23 AM
Silkk wont even be a Heat in the next 5 years.

**** that lil cunty frontrunner. Type of person you don't punch if you get the chance, you slap him like a b i t ch. Rubbing his clit to Lebron's mom smoking crack w/ Delonte.


Tony Montana sucks J.Collins D

Fresh Kid
07-21-2013, 01:27 AM
someone trying to make a joke and failing miserably.
I wasnt tryna be funny:facepalm ...... Cavs/lebron fan:lol

PickernRoller
07-21-2013, 01:30 AM
Silkk wont even be a Heat in the next 5 years.

**** that lil cunty frontrunner. Type of person you don't punch if you get the chance, you slap him like a b i t ch. Rubbing his clit to Lebron's mom smoking crack w/ Delonte.


Tony Montana sucks J.Collins D

So you're mad at RG....umm:rolleyes:

Dengness9
07-21-2013, 01:33 AM
So you're mad at RG....umm:rolleyes:


Dont care what you call it. **** em'.

LosScandalous
07-21-2013, 01:47 AM
Maybe I'm the only one but that thread where silkk applied to be a ISH mod was funny to me.

LBJMVP
07-21-2013, 01:57 AM
I wasnt tryna be funny:facepalm ...... Cavs/lebron fan:lol
I'm not a Lebron fan. My name stands for Lyndon B. Johnson most valuable president. Nice try though

Fresh Kid
07-21-2013, 01:58 AM
I'm not a Lebron fan. My name stands for Lyndon B. Johnson most valuable president. Nice try though
ok.. but you're still a cavs fan:lol :oldlol:

LBJMVP
07-21-2013, 02:07 AM
ok.. but you're still a cavs fan:lol :oldlol:
Your a Knicks fan. Remind me which team has had more success over the past decade? Congrats on winning your first playoffs series in 13 years.

Fresh Kid
07-21-2013, 02:22 AM
Your a Knicks fan. Remind me which team has had more success over the past decade? Congrats on winning your first playoffs series in 13 years.
who's better now wise guy?:lol

LBJMVP
07-21-2013, 03:01 AM
who's better now wise guy?:lol
It's closer than you think. Miami, Indiana, Chicago, Brooklyn, New York, Cleveland. In that order if all teams are healthy

Fresh Kid
07-21-2013, 03:03 AM
It's closer than you think. Miami, Indiana, Chicago, Brooklyn, New York, Cleveland. In that order if all teams are healthy
You buggin:facepalm knicks will be either number 1 or number 2.:rolleyes: :no:

KyrieTheFuture
07-21-2013, 03:06 AM
You buggin:facepalm knicks will be either number 1 or number 2.:rolleyes: :no:
I hope they're number one next year. That would make them the first team to lose in the first round as a one seed

deja vu
07-21-2013, 03:08 AM
Any post by Kobe143

LongLiveTheKing
07-21-2013, 03:10 AM
Probably the sexiest man alive.. :bowdown:

I wanna hug that yummylicious arm..

No homo
After seeing Kobe's new arm tattoo.

Fresh Kid
07-21-2013, 03:11 AM
I hope they're number one next year. That would make them the first team to lose in the first round as a one seed
does 1999 ring a bell dummy?:roll:

Fresh Kid
07-21-2013, 03:11 AM
After seeing Kobe's new arm tattoo.
Nope Lebron's new sharpie/etch a sketch fake drawn in hairline iz funnier:lol

no pun intended
07-26-2013, 03:23 AM
http://i.imgur.com/zSTy255.png

Heavincent
07-26-2013, 03:35 AM
when you think 4th dimensionally in a non religious manner. kevin is responsible for maliks death. since kevins birth and very existence caused another man to die at age 29.

but when you think in a religious pre ordained way of fate with gods plan already written. it was meant to be and kevin had nothing to do with it

amazing isnt it. how 2 beliefs can drastically alter your perception of things

this is why religious people get over things so easly and have no fear of flying or drunk driving. they think angels are watching lol


but the reality is... for every action there can be a negative or positive reaction. the butterfly effect

Words of wisdom from Kenneth.

poido123
07-26-2013, 04:24 AM
http://i.imgur.com/zSTy255.png


Fcking buuuuuurrnnn :roll: :roll: :roll: :applause:

kshutts1
07-26-2013, 10:22 AM
Bosh picture in the middle of the page -- http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=308498&page=2

And I can't find it, but also the picture of Tim Duncan and Jason Collins fighting for a ball.

I'm not a homophobe, but for some reason those pictures struck me as hilarious. I don't "lol" often at message board pictures, but those two did the trick.

Also, thanks to whomever pointed out how funny silkk could be. I couldn't stand the guy, but now that I see the humor he can bring, I may actually read some of his stuff, and just keep my "serious glasses" off

Legends66NBA7
07-27-2013, 10:21 PM
Don't know if this was posted already, but it was definitely a good one in this thread titled:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=301041

"Is it Possible..."

OP: "To make a thread on ISH on one of the following players:


MJ
Kobe
LBJ



And not have at least one of the other two brought up?"

The funny post:


Looking at ish track record u could make a thread about Shawn Bradley shaving his balls and lbj,Kobe, or mj would be brought up...

Mr.jabbar saying"no one balls is as smooth as Kobe's"

Samurai swish saying" mj balls is the smoothest of all time"

Pauk saying "well if you count the follicles on Lebron nuts you can see his smoothness is underrated"

Scholar
07-28-2013, 12:37 AM
I hope they're number one next year. That would make them the first team to lose in the first round as a one seed

Somebody clearly is far behind on his NBA history.

gigantes
07-28-2013, 12:55 AM
http://i.imgur.com/zSTy255.png
wow. that

215Philly
07-28-2013, 03:12 AM
http://nsa20.casimages.com/img/2010/11/08/101108093053175662.gif

Levity
08-06-2013, 01:35 PM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=8792051


No.

That's more like a fast food joint.

A restaurant to me is something like Red Lobster, Olive Garden, Golden Corral(Greatest place on Earth), Laundry's, and etc

i doubt the humor in this post was intentional, but nevertheless, it made me laugh

Solefade
08-06-2013, 01:47 PM
^lol

kamil
08-06-2013, 03:20 PM
People watch hockey? Arguably the stupidest sport ever created.

:facepalm

TheMan
08-06-2013, 08:28 PM
LelBron was funny, whatever happened to him?

LongLiveTheKing
08-14-2013, 03:59 AM
Your avi is so ****ing cute.

Thunder most attractive sports team in the history of the universe.
Refering to Fudge's avi. :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol :lol :lol

Mr. Jabbar
08-14-2013, 04:21 AM
tonymontana is a real entertainer, his routine is hilarious. i specially enjoy his closing act where gasol carries kobe for 2 rings. comedy gold :applause:

RoundMoundOfReb
11-10-2013, 03:53 AM
Some recent gems

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=316303&page=6


Wtf I closed the game and went to shower and the Heat lose.

I guess Heat fans even leave early at home. :D

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=316186



You are still a $hitty and terrible poster Mr. Jabbar. would you say im the dwight howard of posters?No, because you actually have a post game.



http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=316098



Lebron can win as many rings as he wants and still will not be the GOAT. Basketball died after 2011.
Yet you joined this forum last year and have over 4000 posts related to a dead sport

RoundMoundOfReb
11-11-2013, 01:10 AM
From today:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=316356


Z-Bo should be available this off-season Knicks fans and then you can have a beast to throw the ball down low to.

:roll:

RoundMoundOfReb
11-11-2013, 01:15 AM
Also there's this but you really got to read the thread to get it


http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=316395

lookin' like finals lebron out there

no pun intended
11-11-2013, 04:56 AM
http://i.imgur.com/AwnS4xV.png

andremiller07
11-11-2013, 04:59 AM
http://i.imgur.com/AwnS4xV.png
This so far is probs my fav lol the burn was so cold blooded

VIntageNOvel
11-11-2013, 01:12 PM
from urban dictionary thread


"1. Lebron James
The act of joining the best people on certain profession/area of expertise after failing on your own.

Dude 1: I'm so thrilled about this new mini market I'm making, I guarantee you there'll be one on every state 3 years from now.

Dude 2: Cool dude, I know you have the talent to make it work!.

-3 year gap-

Dude 2: Sup man, hows your business going?

Dude 1: I work for wall-mart."

RoundMoundOfReb
11-12-2013, 04:56 PM
http://insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=316490&page=2


Who cares, Bulls have looked like garbage when he's on the floor. Hinrich has been better. Rose basketball IQ now matches his real IQ. Guy jacks up unnecessary threes, when off the bounce he's arguably the quickest in the league. Doesn't know when to drive, when he does he always tries splitting doubles. He makes bad passes. Earlier in the night he tried catching an in bound pass between the legs, for utterly no reason and it resulted in a turn over. He's just absolutely careless, and lacks good decision making. We're two weeks into the season, there shouldn't be this much rust. He looked crisp in preseason. Now it seems like he's trying to do to much. The Bulls as a whole have looked like booty thus far.

This was pretty good lol.

RoundMoundOfReb
11-12-2013, 04:57 PM
from urban dictionary thread
Mr. Jabbar and Silkk are probably the funniest trolls.

Jameerthefear
11-12-2013, 05:52 PM
This thread is gold.

riseagainst
11-12-2013, 06:17 PM
:roll:

RoundMoundOfReb
11-25-2013, 03:38 AM
A drunken Stevie Wonder in the middle of a hurricane would have a better chance of a making that shot.

Would you be willing to say that Wilt Chamberlain has a better chance of making a freethrow in the NBA Finals?


http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=317717&page=4

Not a Wilt hater but this was a good one :lol

RoundMoundOfReb
12-04-2013, 02:01 AM
Give the hick ass OP props. He is an owner of one of the 6 computers that can be found in s.hitty OKC
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?&p=9202534#post9202534

Inferno
12-04-2013, 02:05 AM
:applause:

SilkkTheShocker
12-04-2013, 02:06 AM
Props to RoundMound for making this thread :cheers:

Eric Cartman
12-04-2013, 02:09 AM
I smoked a bong with him in NOLA once. Weird guy.


Bro it was either Chris Webber or it wasn't. LOL at the uncertainty.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?p=9201156#post9201156

Inferno
12-04-2013, 02:10 AM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?p=9201156#post9201156

Don't get what's so funny about it :confusedshrug:

RoundMoundOfReb
12-04-2013, 02:12 AM
Don't get what's so funny about it :confusedshrug:
He missed a post post. should be:



I smoked a bong with him in NOLA once. Weird guy.


Serious?



Well it was either him or a look alike. It was at big party at one of my buddys houses in the Garden District.



Bro it was either Chris Webber or it wasn't. LOL at the uncertainty.

RoseCity07
12-04-2013, 02:57 AM
Swaggerless manatee.

East_Stone_Ya
12-04-2013, 05:15 AM
Swaggerless manatee.

mbell :lol


To those that don't know what happened, mbell posted his picture in the post your pic 6 thread, around late 40s page i think and him and cartmanclone got in an argument because cartman clone called him a swaggerless manatee. mbell was clearlyyyy larger but called cartmanclone fatter and things just blew up.

BlazerRed
12-04-2013, 05:22 AM
He missed a post post. should be:

I must be lame, I saw this and everyone laughing but I didn't get it? :confusedshrug:

mjokc
12-04-2013, 05:27 AM
Clippersfan86 was the funniest poster to me. What made it more funny is that dude was completely serious about that bullshit Clippers homer talk. Then had the epic meltdown posting pictures of trannys and STDs? Classic.

:oldlol:

9erempiree
12-04-2013, 05:51 AM
9erempiree talking about LeBron's legal record vs Kobe's legal record.

He thinks speeding 100 MPH in a car is worse than this,

http://enquirer.com/editions/2003/07/19/kobe_zoom.jpg

:facepalm I don't know why I even bother.

One was guilty for speeding at 100mph which is a Felony in most states.

versus

A guy that was falsely accused of rape and all charges dropped. Meant that it never happened.

RoundMoundOfReb
12-09-2013, 01:47 AM
First thread:


This was Kobe's stat line for the night:

9pts 8reb 4ast

Since Kobe hasn't touched a basketball since last year, we have to adjust for his pace and we all know he's not in basketball shape. For a guy to put up those stats tonight that's pretty good.

If adjusted, based off of Kobe having an offseason workout plan and preseason, plus the 15 games into the regular season. The adjusted stat for tonight is:

36pts 15reb 10ast

I would say Kobe had an amazing night. 4 months behind and multiply that by tonight's points. Double the rebounds, since a conditioned Kobe would be all over the offensive glass and 6 more assists because he wouldn't have turned the ball over.

Overall, it's a pretty good game and Lakers would have won if it wasn't for Amir's fluke game. I am happy and can't wait when he finishes up his preseason.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=319082

Thread Mocking that thread:


This is Adam's stat line for his career:

7.5pts 2.1reb 1.4ast

Since Adam has Type 1 Diabetes, we have to adjust for his constant need for insulin. For a guy to put up those numbers while knowing that he could be DKA'd and end up dead if he doesn't get his insulin fix that's pretty good.

If adjusted, based off of Adam constantly fearing for his life's sustainability and not caring too much about playing basketball, plus the fact that he's white and looks like a stoner. The adjusted stat for his career is:

40pts 29.6reb 85.1 ast

I would say Adam had an amazing career. Basically playing on a stretcher and multiply that by his career averages. Multiply the assist total by 60, since he played part of his career with hair that hindered his peripheral vision and ability to see his teammates and 27 more rebounds because testicles.

Overall, it's a pretty good career and the Bobcats would have taken home the hardware if it wasn't for him being traded for another all-time great in my book, Vladimir Radmanovic (who couldn't get Charlotte to the Finals either because Larry Brown didn't see his true value). I am happy and can't wait when he is immortalized as a legend in Springfield.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=319082

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=319088

JimmyMcAdocious
12-09-2013, 01:52 AM
http://i.imgur.com/AwnS4xV.png

Oo, that's good. :oldlol:

retaxis
12-09-2013, 01:59 AM
:facepalm I don't know why I even bother.

One was guilty for speeding at 100mph which is a Felony in most states.

versus

A guy that was falsely accused of rape and all charges dropped. Meant that it never happened.
Child you just demonstrated you have absolutely no values in life and that means you will never be respected or have real friends. How can anyone think cheating and forcing themselves on other people is defendable? You are one sick little boy. It is safe to say anyone woman who looks are you twice will make the worse decision of their lives.

Legends66NBA7
12-09-2013, 02:01 AM
Child you just demonstrated you have absolutely no values in life and that means you will never be respected or have real friends. How can anyone think cheating and forcing themselves on other people is defendable? You are one sick little boy. It is safe to say anyone woman who looks are you twice will make the worse decision of their lives.

Eh, I don't think you need to take his post seriously.

Majority of the things he says is just for shock value.

no pun intended
12-09-2013, 03:54 AM
http://i.imgur.com/cj26zK0.png

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=307462

And1AllDay
12-09-2013, 03:59 AM
Mr. Jabbar has some funny ones. In this one thread I think he asked OP how he was able to get internet connection in his insane asylum lol

And1AllDay
12-09-2013, 04:02 AM
From moe94:

"I want to know what happened in your life to make you troll internet message boards with an avatar of a man you supposedly hate. Consider your reality."

East_Stone_Ya
12-09-2013, 08:43 AM
Mr. Jabbar has some funny ones. In this one thread I think he asked OP how he was able to get internet connection in his insane asylum lol

:oldlol:

RoundMoundOfReb
12-10-2013, 08:46 AM
Pickup lines you would use on an nba player?


"Hey Kobe..... no.... no, no, NOOO!!!!"

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=319179

Rik Smits' Hair
12-10-2013, 10:58 AM
You buggin:facepalm knicks will be either number 1 or number 2.:rolleyes: :no:


This post from this very thread.

no pun intended
02-03-2014, 05:04 AM
Do you also breathe air and walk with your legs? I mean, you're so controversial.
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9470301&postcount=6

ILLsmak
02-03-2014, 05:07 AM
even tho I'm prolly a nub for not knowing about it from other sites, the hardest I remember laughing was that thread where dude was like I MET WESTBROOK. That skinny asian and the fat asian... dude trying to say it was the same guy on some weight lifting forum. Oshit.

-Smak

poido123
02-03-2014, 05:23 AM
From today:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=316356



:roll:



:roll: :roll: :roll:

Had me in stitches.

no pun intended
02-09-2014, 01:17 AM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9499435&postcount=18

that wasnt very marcus of him
these are the best type of jokes

RoundMoundOfReb
02-15-2014, 09:42 AM
http://17bmlv39ldwh2kr14f23w0tktf7.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/KobeJacket.jpg

http://17bmlv39ldwh2kr14f23w0tktf7.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/LeBronJacket.jpg

http://17bmlv39ldwh2kr14f23w0tktf7.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/KobeLeBronJackets.jpg


LeBron will need another letter next year.

:bowdown:

Can't wait to see the Melo warmup :oldlol:

Silkk delivers again :lol

yobore
02-15-2014, 02:37 PM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=261566

Not funny by itself, but the timing was hilarious. Good little puzzle to figure out what was happening during this thread.

HomieWeMajor
02-18-2014, 06:45 PM
Everytime Joe Johnson has sex with his wife he has to play a buzzer sound. Thats the only way he can perform.
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9542539&postcount=1442
That poster is hilarious

VIntageNOvel
02-20-2014, 10:50 PM
these is why a gay men can neverb e good to center. just like jason collin havea PATHETIC jumpblaltip % . the just get to excited with many muscle man in the courts . your can already see with chris bosh face that he want a dickes to hes mouth . there to much pressures to jumpballtip to make a gay men do these


:bowdown:

Amar'e_Juwanna
02-20-2014, 10:53 PM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9154330&postcount=137

no pun intended
03-09-2014, 04:32 AM
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=328201

http://i.imgur.com/UhRLWfU.png

rivas
03-09-2014, 05:40 AM
I always enjoyed lelbron pics

http://i.imgur.com/dGxrt.jpg

Myth
03-09-2014, 07:35 AM
I always enjoyed lelbron pics

http://i.imgur.com/dGxrt.jpg

I love those too. I just about died when somebody posted a lelbron pic over my own face.

no pun intended
03-27-2014, 01:49 AM
We should update the phrase "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, did it really happen?" to, "If Big Al drops another monster game in Charlotte and no one is around to see it, did it really happen?"
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330141

lmao

Deuce Bigalow
05-27-2014, 06:50 PM
I Remember Watching George Mikan Play Live

Quite a spectacle to behold. Games only cost a nickel to get into. Blacks still weren't allowed in the building. Back when the actual basketball was still a square. I saw him light up opposing 6'5 big men with ease. His scorching sub 40% shooting was simply to much for the rest of he league. He switched to dribbling with his left hand at one point and a spectator's head actually exploded. They let me in the locker room during half time to get his autograph. The man was a giant. Tall, slender, with just the right amount of Non-existent muscle tone. He put down his scotch and cigarette, extended his pasty white arm and told me something I will never forget. "Son, this can be you one day. Never give up on dreams and you can be anything you want. But watch where you step, I have to mop the floors when this game ends". George Mikan: A Legend.
:applause:

no pun intended
06-16-2014, 02:08 PM
First this.

http://i.imgur.com/AwnS4xV.png

Then this.

http://i.imgur.com/UhRLWfU.png

Now this.


Hold on, let me go get my dad so he can get mad at this.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=342766

Underrated poster here.

Out_In_Utah
06-16-2014, 02:12 PM
The thread is gone now, but iBandwagon made a thread last night proposing everybody honors LeBron by giving his threads 2 out of 5 stars. Killed me.

RoundMoundOfReb
06-27-2014, 01:34 AM
http://s24.postimg.org/3zy41cvk5/Funny_post.jpg
http://s16.postimg.org/cutrmgjhx/Funny_post_2.jpg


Apologies for the shitty cropping job

zoom17
06-27-2014, 01:35 AM
http://s24.postimg.org/3zy41cvk5/Funny_post.jpg
http://s16.postimg.org/cutrmgjhx/Funny_post_2.jpg


Apologies for the shitty cropping job

both funny posts:roll:

TheMarkMadsen
06-27-2014, 01:37 AM
http://s24.postimg.org/3zy41cvk5/Funny_post.jpg
http://s16.postimg.org/cutrmgjhx/Funny_post_2.jpg


Apologies for the shitty cropping job


Overrated as fck.

That's like the 10,000 time that joke has been made on ISH.

RoundMoundOfReb
06-27-2014, 01:39 AM
Overrated as fck.

That's like the 10,000 time that joke has been made on ISH.
I don't know.. The timing was just so perfect:oldlol:

TheMarkMadsen
06-27-2014, 01:58 AM
I don't know.. The timing was just so perfect:oldlol:

http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/m/random-thoughts/lets-just-get-all-of-this-shit-out-of-the-way/ (scroll down to the tweet)

http://idleroom.com/

http://memecrunch.com/meme/3QNU/derrick-rose-playoff-jerseys (2012)

Been there done that

RoundMoundOfReb
06-27-2014, 01:59 AM
http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/m/random-thoughts/lets-just-get-all-of-this-shit-out-of-the-way/ (scroll down to the tweet)

http://idleroom.com/

http://memecrunch.com/meme/3QNU/derrick-rose-playoff-jerseys (2012)

Been there done that
I know the suit jokes have been done before but the timing on this one was perfect.

Real14
06-27-2014, 03:07 AM
Overrated as fck.

That's like the 10,000 time that joke has been made on ISH.
I agree.

Phiology
06-27-2014, 10:18 AM
I remember a post from somebody here absolutely shitting on his own team (I think it was the Warriors, so it has to be quite a long time ago). The perfect descriptions and absolute brutality killed me more than anything.

Can anyone remember this thread and maybe find a link?

BoutPractice
06-27-2014, 10:46 AM
Would that be Shady?

Combat Wombat
06-27-2014, 11:20 AM
http://i.imgur.com/zSTy255.png

Damn....

:biggums:

Le Shaqtus
06-27-2014, 11:25 AM
Damn....

:biggums:

I remember that :oldlol:

Combat Wombat
06-27-2014, 11:54 AM
I remember that :oldlol:

Nice.

It's one of, if not the best insult/comebacks I've seen. It's brutal and flawless.

Jameerthefear
06-27-2014, 11:55 AM
Nice.

It's one of, if not the best insult/comebacks I've seen. It's brutal and flawless.
That's your alt you moron. No one is being fooled.

Combat Wombat
06-27-2014, 12:11 PM
That's your alt you moron. No one is being fooled.

:facepalm

Ask Jeff to check my IP address. He will confirm that this is my first and only account and as per usual, you will be made to look like a frigid, little ****** from Alabama who spends the vast majority of his time on an internet forum.

Go ahead and ask him if you're so confident, Chester the Molester.

Jameerthefear
06-27-2014, 12:18 PM
u think i care that much boy? :oldlol: sitting here eating and reading Joshi Shougakusei Hajimemashita. i don't give a fvck about u

Combat Wombat
06-27-2014, 12:26 PM
u think i care that much boy? :oldlol:

If you didn't care that much, then you wouldn't have commented in the first place, Chester.

Although I understand you will do anything to pad your post count to reach 30 000 in 3 years.

What gripping life you do lead, little boy. You spend 4-7 hours per day on a forum where you make up stories about your life that always seems to contradict each other, then you spend another 2-4 hours reading/wanking over anime. Your parents must be proud. :oldlol:

Jameerthefear
06-27-2014, 12:31 PM
If you didn't care that much, then you wouldn't have commented in the first place, Chester.

Although I understand you will do anything to pad your post count to reach 30 000 in 3 years.

What gripping life you do lead, little boy. You spend 4-7 hours per day on a forum where you make up stories about your life that always seems to contradict each other, then you spend another 2-4 hours reading/wanking over anime. Your parents must be proud. :oldlol:
u r so mad right now. this is amazing.

ArbitraryWater
06-27-2014, 12:32 PM
why's the wombat kid responding with big ass posts to one liners?

Combat Wombat
06-27-2014, 12:32 PM
u r so mad right now. this is amazing.

Not at all. This is as easy as your mum on a Friday night.

ArbitraryWater
06-27-2014, 12:33 PM
Not at all. This is as easy as your mum on a Friday night.


http://static.djbooth.net/pics-tracks/thefreshmen-crickets.jpg

Combat Wombat
06-27-2014, 12:36 PM
why's the wombat kid responding with big ass posts to one liners?

I didn't realise a "big ass" post comprised of 4-6 sentences. My bad. I forgot that you had difficulty reading the big words. How's this:

You. Are. A. Simple. Turd.

Try sounding it out first.

riseagainst
06-27-2014, 12:45 PM
I didn't realise a "big ass" post comprised of 4-6 sentences. My bad. I forgot that you had difficulty reading the big words. How's this:

You. Are. A. Simple. Turd.

Try sounding it out first.

:roll:

Lebron23
06-27-2014, 12:47 PM
:facepalm

Ask Jeff to check my IP address. He will confirm that this is my first and only account and as per usual, you will be made to look like a frigid, little ****** from Alabama who spends the vast majority of his time on an internet forum.

Go ahead and ask him if you're so confident, Chester the Molester.


Putang Ina mo. Mapagkunwari pa itong itong gago na ito.

riseagainst
06-27-2014, 12:50 PM
Putang Ina mo. Mapagkunwari pa itong itong gago na ito.

that's mean man. Reported for personal insults.

Fudge
06-27-2014, 12:50 PM
I didn't realise a "big ass" post comprised of 4-6 sentences. My bad. I forgot that you had difficulty reading the big words. How's this:

You. Are. A. Simple. Turd.

Try sounding it out first.
:lol

REST IN PISS ARBITRARY AND JAMEER.

Lebron23
06-27-2014, 12:51 PM
that's mean man. Reported for personal insults.


That douchebag is a stupid gimmick account. I know you understand my posts.

Lebron23
06-27-2014, 12:55 PM
Ikaw ang kalunus-lunos pambandang trak bentilador may maikling-tao sindrom. Hindi rin makatulong na ang iyong ina ay isang pipi kalapating mababa ang lipad na may taba asno.


What the F*ck are you talking about?? I can actually kick your fake @$$, and I know your real account from another forum. You F*cking fat looking imbecile.

Putang Ina mo!!!

riseagainst
06-27-2014, 12:56 PM
Ikaw ang kalunus-lunos pambandang trak bentilador may maikling-tao sindrom. Hindi rin makatulong na ang iyong ina ay isang pipi kalapating mababa ang lipad na may taba asno.

w
t
f

:roll: :roll:

Lebron23
06-27-2014, 12:57 PM
w
t
f

:roll: :roll:

Napakabobo. This phony face @$$clown used a terrible google translator.

Fudge
06-27-2014, 12:58 PM
:roll: :roll:

Real14
06-27-2014, 12:59 PM
Ikaw ang kalunus-lunos pambandang trak bentilador may maikling-tao sindrom. Hindi rin makatulong na ang iyong ina ay isang pipi kalapating mababa ang lipad na may taba asno.
what tha hellen??:biggums: :biggums:

Real14
06-27-2014, 01:00 PM
Aye tunisho cue grinde sutra oladipin gracos:coleman:

Lebron23
06-27-2014, 01:05 PM
what tha hellen??:biggums: :biggums:

Now you guys understand it's very hard to learn and speak a 2nd language.

Combat Wombat
06-27-2014, 01:06 PM
what tha hellen??:biggums: :biggums:

I thought it would be better to try to communicate with him in his own language but the translator didn't work too well. It wouldn't have mattered anyway as I don't have a bucket and string to lower messages down to him.

Real14
06-27-2014, 01:08 PM
I thought it would be better to try to communicate with him in his own language but the translator didn't work too well. It wouldn't have mattered anyway as I don't have a bucket and string to lower messages down to him.
:lol

Real14
06-27-2014, 01:09 PM
What the F*ck are you talking about?? I can actually kick your fake @$$
Stop with tha lies u fake ass van damme:lol

Lebron23
06-27-2014, 01:11 PM
I thought it would be better to try to communicate with him in his own language but the translator didn't work too well. It wouldn't have mattered anyway as I don't have a bucket and string to lower messages down to him.

Why are you taking to yourself??

Lebron23
06-27-2014, 01:15 PM
:lol


Knicks still sucks.

Real14
06-27-2014, 01:16 PM
Knicks still sucks.
knicks still own heat in playoff matchups:oldlol:

Combat Wombat
06-27-2014, 01:21 PM
Why are you taking to yourself??

So now I'm Real14 as well? Wow. Just wow.

Although, I guess you would know a thing or two about impersonations seeing as the only way you can compete on a basketball court is by posing as a 9 y/o in an under 10s league. With your height and skills, you must be a great role player.

KobesFinger
06-27-2014, 01:28 PM
What caused this beef?

riseagainst
06-27-2014, 01:29 PM
:roll:

Lebron23
06-27-2014, 01:29 PM
What caused this beef?


The guy is a cyber bully. He bullied jameerthefear and zoom17.

Combat Wombat
06-27-2014, 01:37 PM
Just SFTU Markmadsen/Fudge. All the stupid jokes, and an ugly looking stiff like you haven't posted any pictures. I am actually taller than you in real life. And actually better in basketball.

Stop fantasizing that you are some kind of athlete. One of the reasons that trolls like you is afraid to posts any pictures because you are F*cking insecure

PS

Go back and start s*cking your Kobe Bryant blow up doll. That's the only good thing that you can do in this life time.

:oldlol:

You must be so upset right now. I'm still waiting for the famous death threats via PM that I've heard so much about.

Lets count: I'm apparently Fudge/Markmadsen/Real14/SolidSnake. :confusedshrug:

:oldlol: Don't kid yourself, little man. You can barely reach the door knobs in your own house, let alone play a game of basketball.

There is hope for you though. You could always try wheelchair basketball. Wheelchair basketball will slightly negate your height or lack of height problem.

Reality is that you're the stereotypical bandwagon Lebron stan except a foot or two shorter. You're pathetic and deserve zero respect.

Run along, stumpy.

Combat Wombat
06-27-2014, 01:40 PM
The guy is a cyber bully. He bullied jameerthefear and zoom17.

:roll:

zoom17 and jameerthefear are a pair of teenage trolls with little to no intelligence (you can relate to this, imp).

The got everything they deserved and more. Typical case of dishing it out but not being able to eat it.

Real14
06-27-2014, 01:48 PM
Do you think so?? Just look at your pathetic repetitive posts. You keep mentioning height, but you haven't posted any pictures. Maybe you are just an insecure little @$$hole. I recognized your posts from another forum. I am willing to meet you. Pinoy ka na gago ka. nag deny ka pa. I am gonna even shove Kobe's face straight in your V@gina*.
Look who's talking:oldlol:

Combat Wombat
06-27-2014, 01:51 PM
Do you think so?? Just look at your pathetic repetitive posts. You keep mentioning height, but you haven't posted any pictures. Maybe you are just an insecure little @$$hole. I recognized your posts from another forum. I am willing to meet you. Pinoy ka na gago ka. nag deny ka pa. I am gonna even shove Kobe's face in your ******.

:oldlol:

We're not quite at the death threat stage, are we? :ohwell: We're getting there.

I don't feel the need to post picture of myself on an internet forum to gain some recognition.

I understand why you would, having worked in the chocolate factory for most of your life, oompa.

You clearly upset. Is it me or did you lose your size 5 basketball?

Combat Wombat
06-27-2014, 01:59 PM
Cause you are living inside an imaginary word. How's life Arnold Arenas?? Must feel good knowing that Lebron had surpassed Kobe in only 11 years.

I'm living in an imaginary world because I don't post my pictures on public forums for people half way around the world to see? :oldlol: You funny, little man, you.

I'm not a Kobe stan. I'm a Lakers fan first and foremost.

You wouldn't understand that. Being a fan of a team usually requires a thing called loyalty and patience. Something you and your hero lack.

Lebron23
06-27-2014, 02:01 PM
I'm living in an imaginary world because I don't post my pictures on public forums for people half way around the world to see? :oldlol: You funny, little man, you.

I'm not a Kobe stan. I'm a Lakers fan first and foremost.

You wouldn't understand that. Being a fan of a team usually requires a thing called loyalty and patience. Something you and your hero lack.


What's up arnold??

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/--4C2digveAE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACaI/LCySFS9mc8E/photo.jpg

Jameerthefear
06-27-2014, 02:03 PM
CombatWombat is still sticking around this thread getting shat on? :oldlol: I own your soul boy. I make you dance like my other puppet Fudge. You're a jester in my castle son. Sit down.

Combat Wombat
06-27-2014, 02:06 PM
CombatWombat is still sticking around this thread getting shat on? :oldlol: I own your soul boy. I make you dance like my other puppet Fudge. You're a jester in my castle son. Sit down.

You're a pedophile with a two-dollar s1ut for a sister. :cheers:

I automatically win, child.

Combat Wombat
06-27-2014, 02:07 PM
What's up arnold??

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/--4C2digveAE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAACaI/LCySFS9mc8E/photo.jpg

Translation: I've got nothing left. You win, CW.

:rockon:

Lebron23
06-27-2014, 02:12 PM
Translation: I've got nothing left. You win, CW.

:rockon:


Always been a winner since day 1.

Combat Wombat
06-27-2014, 02:17 PM
Always been a winner since day 1.

I appreciate the praise but it means little coming from a guy who could easily be mistaken for a pile of elephant shit.

Good of you to accept defeat, little man.

:cheers:

Real14
06-27-2014, 02:21 PM
Always been a winner since day 1.
:oldlol:

Lebron23
06-27-2014, 02:24 PM
I appreciate the praise but it means little coming from a guy who could easily be mistaken for a pile of elephant shit.

Good of you to accept defeat, little man.

:cheers:

Not Really Arnold. Gonna posts a picture with Mark Barroca this
coming sunday. You probably recognize him. He's a Player of San Mig Coffee.

http://www.pba-online.net/profile/Mark-Barroca/240/

Fudge
06-27-2014, 03:02 PM
http://i60.tinypic.com/28clgnr.jpg

Lebron23's mad cute.

riseagainst
06-27-2014, 03:08 PM
http://i60.tinypic.com/28clgnr.jpg

Lebron23's mad cute.

:applause:
:rockon:

ILLsmak
06-27-2014, 04:01 PM
Maybe you are just an insecure little @$$hole. I recognized your posts from another forum. I am willing to meet you. Pinoy ka na gago ka. nag deny ka pa. I am gonna even shove Kobe's face straight in your V@gina*.

shit got srs.

-Smak

smoovegittar
07-05-2014, 09:46 AM
this always brings a chuckle my way

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=289666






:biggums: :banana:


Da bess! :oldlol:

Angel Face
07-05-2014, 09:46 AM
That head-shape..... :(

It looks like his mother tried to shove him back up her vag head first.

:roll:

smoovegittar
07-05-2014, 09:51 AM
ISH needs a time-out.

ArbitraryWater
07-05-2014, 03:26 PM
http://i.gyazo.com/3b2744b788f7006051b1821edd55ffbb.png

:oldlol:


Edit: Hilarious gimmick account... Its IncarceratedBob by the way..

One minute acting like a Bron fan than like a hater.

http://i.gyazo.com/abf8c39a252e95166c0091e28b93cc32.png

http://i.gyazo.com/bf6da10da2a1664392e9705b00658ef2.png

Fudge
07-05-2014, 03:28 PM
That head-shape..... :(

It looks like his mother tried to shove him back up her vag head first.
Looooool

Rodmantheman
07-23-2014, 05:03 AM
Yo who's alt is combat wombat:roll:

poido123
07-23-2014, 06:00 AM
/offtopic but for some of you newer members this thread was gold in the OTC for a long time.

http://207.58.151.151/forum/showthread.php?t=45556

some good quotes:





- referring to choking the chicken




:roll: :roll:

poido123
07-23-2014, 06:02 AM
Da bess! :oldlol:


I lost my shit reading in that thread :roll: :roll:

Literally dying of laughter :roll:

poido123
07-23-2014, 06:03 AM
Yo who's alt is combat wombat:roll:


He's becoming a fan favorite.

I love his confrontational humour :oldlol:

Eric Cartman
02-05-2015, 10:13 PM
Bump.