if you saw Lebron and Rose drowning in a lake..

[nathanjizzle]

and you could only save 1 person, who would you choose?

[heavensdevil]

and you could only save 1 person, who would you choose?

Rose... Lebron would be too heavy.

[TheReal Kendall]

and you could only save 1 person, who would you choose?

:biggums:


Neither! Nikka can't swim!:facepalm

[WayOfWade]

LeBron, Rose would say he's not ready yet.

[TylerOO]

LeBron easy.

[PickernRoller]

Lebron would choke after 3 minutes so by default Rose.

[Dolphin]

Lebron would choke after 3 minutes so by default Rose.

You're implying that someone can be "drowning" for three minutes and survive? :roll:

[PickernRoller]

You're implying that someone can be "drowning" for three minutes and survive? :roll:

I believe so.

[KyrieTheFuture]

LeBron because if I saved him I'd get to watch basketball still

[MichaelCheazley]

Lebron would choke after 3 minutes so by default Rose.
Rose wouldnt have the muscle memory to swim

[Dolphin]

I believe so.

So Derrick Rose would be drowning under water for three minutes and would survive....that is what you're trying to say?

[PickernRoller]

Rose wouldnt have the muscle memory to swim

They wouldn't be drowning if they had memory. Unless you're implying they're retarded.

[Scholar]

Hmm... Tough choice.

If I were able to swim and could rescue either one, I'd save LeBron just to then pit him & Ben Wallace against one silverback gorilla.

[SilkkTheShocker]

LeBron.


Rose would only have a 6% chance of survival

[MichaelCheazley]

They wouldn't be drowning if thy had memory. Unless you're implying they're retarded.
They are
- Beasley Fan

[PickernRoller]

So Derrick Rose would be drowning under water for three minutes and would survive....that is what you're trying to say?

At least he would have the will to survive after 3. That gives him a chance.

BTW do your research on the topic on drowning resuscitation. If you want to go any further.

[BlazersDozen]

and you could only save 1 person, who would you choose?

Trick question.

Rose would be too scared to even get in the lake in the first place so I'm obviously saving LeBron. I'm going to struggle do to so due to LeBron's size advantage on me but Rose will still be on the bank of the lake applauding me on & saying I can do it instead of giving me a helping hand.

[riseagainst]

lebron's too heavy. So rose. ^_^

[Bandito]

I would say Rose because Lebron would already have choked on water...

[TylerOO]

This thread is just filled with bad jokes. You dudes aint clever.

[Dolphin]

At least he would have the will to survive after 3. That gives him a chance.

BTW do your research on the topic on drowning resuscitation. If you want to go any further.

Why would Rose have a greater will to live? Is Lebron less happy being alive? :confusedshrug:

[diamenz]

i know phil collins wouldn't "lend a hand".





-in the air tonight reference

[SpecialQue]

Why are they swimming together? :biggums:

[DuMa]

Bron because hes got more money

[PickernRoller]

Why would Rose have a greater will to live? Is Lebron less happy being alive? :confusedshrug:

It's a subjective opinion unless you got a problem with it? :confusedshrug: and Yes.

Nice to see you dropped that other "3 minute" argument - a quick Google search probably steered you in the right direction. For a second I though you wanted to make fun of me. Only reason you would do that is if my comments somehow made you mad...

Anyway continue on.....

[longtime lurker]

I'm saving Rose obviously because Lebron would be waiting for Ray Allen to save him

[funnystuff]

Trick question.

Rose would be too scared to even get in the lake in the first place so I'm obviously saving LeBron. I'm going to struggle do to so due to LeBron's size advantage on me but Rose will still be on the bank of the lake applauding me on & saying I can do it instead of giving me a helping hand.
ding ding ding

[KyleKong]

Why are they swimming together? :biggums:

And why were we all invited? :biggums:

[Dolphin]

It's a subjective opinion unless you got a problem with it? :confusedshrug: and Yes.

Nice to see you dropped that other "3 minute" argument - a quick Google search probably steered you in the right direction. For a second I though you wanted to make fun of me. Only reason you would do that is if my comments somehow made you mad...

Anyway continue on.....

Thank you.

No argument dropped. You admitted that thinking Rose would survive the 3 minutes and Lebron wouldn't is purely subjective. Perhaps some sort of bias. Doesn't matter. Definitely not based on science. lol

Let Dolphin PhD dig further. Lay back and close your eyes. First question: Why do you believe Lebron wouldn't survive?

*Note that this will work better if you actually keep your eyes open*

[Vienceslav]

Has it come to this?:roll:

[diamenz]

wait lebron doesn't have the footwork to stay afloat even if i were helping so i would pick rose.

[PickernRoller]

Thank you.

No argument dropped. You admitted that thinking Rose would survive the 3 minutes and Lebron wouldn't is purely subjective. Perhaps some sort of bias. Doesn't matter. Definitely not based on science. lol

Let Dolphin PhD dig further. Lay back and close your eyes. First question: Why do you believe Lebron wouldn't survive?

*Note that this will work better if you actually keep your eyes open*

There is no sort of bias. If I chose to save Rose, I consider taking 3 or more minutes to do so. Rose will at least have a chance to survive. I already gave up on Lebron, he would choke, drown and die. The end result is not biased. If there is any bias then it's me picking Rose instead of Bron. I's subjective in my choice, not the result. I don't need to explain that choice - you can only make one per the thread criteria or, chose to leave both to die. Science concurs that a person can be resuscitated after drowning for over a 3 minute period. Not to say that there are some that die within that time frame, some survive, some don't.

Point? Or you're still exploring holes in the rhetoric? It's a fun mind game until you realize it's pointless.

BTW this was your initial argument:


You're implying that someone can be "drowning" for three minutes and survive? :roll:

Which is fair to say you lost as soon as you made it.

[Twiens]

Rose, because Lebron probably flopped into the lake

[SpecialQue]

"Let's say you HAD to blow either Lebron or Kobe..."

[PickernRoller]

:lol

[diamenz]

"Let's say you HAD to blow either Lebron or Kobe..."

BOTH WHILE POPOVICH COACHED ME.

[Dolphin]

There is no sort of bias. If I chose to save Rose, I consider taking 3 or more minutes to do so. Rose will at least have a chance to survive. I already gave up on Lebron, he would choke, drown and die. The end result is not biased. If there is any bias then it's me picking Rose instead of Bron. I's subjective in my choice, not the result. I don't need to explain that choice - you can only make one per the thread criteria or, chose to leave both to die. Science concurs that a person can be resuscitated after drowning for over a 3 minute period. Not to say that there are some that die within that time frame, some survive, some don't.

Point? Or you're still exploring holes in the rhetoric? It's a fun mind game until you realize it's pointless.

BTW this was your initial argument:



Which, it's fair to say you lost as soon as you made it.

Unlike most people here, I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong about something. I'd challenge you to be knocked unconscious and be submerged under water for 3 minutes and see what happens, but I think we know what the very likely result would be lol. Since you researched this a little bit, in your objective opinion, what % of people fully submerged under water for 3 minutes, with water actively infiltrating the lungs, survive? Is it high enough to say, even with an honest subjective response, that Rose has the "will" (lol) to survive?

So again, why doesn't Lebron? That's what I'm getting at....but I assume you will point to the fact that in my original argument I only stated that no one will survive (again, please test this science out at your own risk lol), won't you?

Or let me rephrase the question based on the above quote: In your mind saying Lebron will "choke and die" and Rose will still have a chance, based on no expertise of your own, is in fact not bias? :oldlol:

[imdaman99]

why dont these superstar athletes know how to swim? i know if i was that rich, id get my own indoor pool and have some private instructor teach me how to swim, if i didnt know already. does rose need his knees to swim? i'd save him regardless.

[mr beast]

Rose.

im sure a ref will be near by to bail Lebron out before he drowns like always

[imdaman99]

pretty sure ray allen and mario chalmers and battier will be there to bail lebron out.

[PickernRoller]

Unlike most people here, I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong about something. I'd challenge you to be knocked unconscious and be submerged under water for 3 minutes and see what happens, but I think we know what the very likely result would be lol. Since you researched this a little bit, in your objective opinion, what % of people fully submerged under water for 3 minutes, with water actively infiltrating the lungs, survive? Is it high enough to say, even with an honest subjective response, that Rose has the "will" (lol) to survive?

So again, why doesn't Lebron? That's what I'm getting at....but I assume you will point to the fact that in my original argument I only stated that no one will survive (again, please test this science out at your own risk lol), won't you?

Or let me rephrase the question based on the above quote: In your mind saying Lebron will "choke and die" and Rose will still have a chance, based on no expertise of your own, is in fact not bias? :oldlol:

I am going to ignore most of your post cause it's based on the validity and probability of a person surviving after been drowned over 3 minutes. As I have mentioned, some survive and some don't. There is no need for me to guess or make an assertion. The statement, some survive, some don't is enough and does not require further debate - it's supported by science - that much is a fact. You can however spent some of your time researching it and you'll find a plethora of information and accounts on it. Which will give you the answer you're asking me. After all, I am not an expert.

As for the question you're so desperately asking me over and over again. It seems you have not noticed that I already answered it. In a way of course. I wouldn't expect most people to get it but it's not rocket science either.



Or let me rephrase the question based on the above quote: In your mind saying Lebron will "choke and die" and Rose will still have a chance, based on no expertise of your own, is in fact not bias? :oldlol:

No need to change the question. Since what you really want to get at is why I would chose Rose by default by "assuming" Lebron will choke. Any grounds?

Based on my statement:

"Lebron would choke after 3 minutes so by default Rose."

So that's your question.

I can go the smart @ss route or the honest route in answering. I am doing both since you admitted being wrong.

I can make that statement mean anything. Since it's open ended. For example:

Since I have no interest in saving Lebron (a preconceived notion), he would choke after 3 minutes. So by default I would save Rose and he would have a chance to survive. The thread asks for a choice and I have made one. That much is biased without context. The result however is not. Although you could make the case that the choice being biased makes the result biased it doesn't apply here. Solely for the fact that the thread criteria already asks you to be biased.

This answer applies to that statement. It's after all my interpretation and my statement. So no one can debate this answer as it concerns to me.

The honest route: It's meant to be a joke on Lebron and his queer fans. Whether it's funny or not that's not the issue.

Case put to rest. Will not reply to any further replies. It's fair to say it's a boring topic.

[DStebb716]

I'd ask which one would be willing to sign with the Knicks for the minimum. Fastest to say "me" gets saved.

[Lebron23]

Derrick Rose had one of the biggest choke jobs in NCAA Finals History. And he's also had a terrible and inefficient ECF performer. Lebron has more playoffs game winners than the Bulls Starting 5.

[diamenz]

Derrick Rose had one of the biggest choke jobs in NCAA Finals History. And he's also had a terrible and inefficient ECF performer. Lebron has more playoffs game winners than the Bulls Starting 5.

who is your daddy, and what does he do?

[Kaspah]

LeBron.


Rose would only have a 6% chance of survival

Lol this fakkit.

I like the irobot reference though.

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

I am going to ignore most of your post cause it's based on the validity and probability of a person surviving after been drowned over 3 minutes. As I have mentioned, some survive and some don't. There is no need for me to guess or make an assertion. The statement, some survive, some don't is enough and does not require further debate - it's supported by science - that much is a fact. You can however spent some of your time researching it and you'll find a plethora of information and accounts on it. Which will give you the answer you're asking me. After all, I am not an expert.

As for the question you're so desperately asking me over and over again. It seems you have not noticed that I already answered it. In a way of course. I wouldn't expect most people to get it but it's not rocket science either.



No need to change the question. Since what you really want to get at is why I would chose Rose by default by "assuming" Lebron will choke. Any grounds?

Based on my statement:

"Lebron would choke after 3 minutes so by default Rose."

So that's your question.

I can go the smart @ss route or the honest route in answering. I am doing both since you admitted being wrong.

I can make that statement mean anything. Since it's open ended. For example:

Since I have no interest in saving Lebron (a preconceived notion), he would choke after 3 minutes. So by default I would save Rose and he would have a chance to survive. The thread asks for a choice and I have made one. That much is biased without context. The result however is not. Although you could make the case that the choice being biased makes the result biased it doesn't apply here. Solely for the fact that the thread criteria already asks you to be biased.

This answer applies to that statement. It's after all my interpretation and my statement. So no one can debate this answer as it concerns to me.

The honest route: It's meant to be a joke on Lebron and his queer fans. Whether it's funny or not that's not the issue.

Case put to rest. Will not reply to any further replies. It's fair to say it's a boring topic.


Perhaps, and this is just me going out on a limb here... YOU need to get a life?

[Lebron23]

who is your daddy, and what does he do?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-onQ9lOn2cok/UV4VPfsFdrI/AAAAAAAAAJE/XNjXE831oQ0/s1600/WWE_Stone_Cold_Steve_Austin_What-10.jpg

[PickernRoller]

Perhaps, and this is just me going out on a limb here... YOU need to get a life?

Perhaps, and this is just me going out on a limb here.....My life is better than someone who follows a random dude on the internet like butthurt b1tch mad for some type of virtual revenge?

Maybe you'll give that a thought.

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

Perhaps, and this is just me going out on a limb here.....My life is better than someone who follows a random dude on the internet like butthurt b1tch mad for some type of virtual revenge?

Maybe you'll give that a thought.

Perhaps, but we both know that isn't true. Good to know I live in your head, RENT FREE. :oldlol:

[PickernRoller]

Perhaps, but we both know that isn't true. Good to know I'm in your head, RENT FREE. :oldlol:

That's your assumption of what's true.

In the end it's a futile and pathetic attempt to deviate from the fact that you can not stand me. The fact that I have made you my b1tch in this forum several times and the fact that you have been desperately taken subtle digs, just as you did in this thread ever since the Pau thread. I really do pity you - virtual revenge? Such a fragile ego. All in an effort to look yourself in the mirror and feel well about your self-respect. You still got none.

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

That's your assumption of what's true.

In the end it's a futile and pathetic attempt to deviate from the fact that you can not stand me. The fact that I have made you my b1tch in this forum several times and the fact that you have been desperately taken subtly digs, just as you did in this thread ever since the Pau thread. I really do pity you. Such a fragile ego.

Shhh Reigny. Go make another lengthy paragraph about Derrick Rose being able to hold is breath under water longer than Lebron. :oldlol:

[PickernRoller]

Shhh Reigny. Go make another lengthy paragraph about Derrick Rose being able to hold is breath under water longer than Lebron. :oldlol:

You can't shhhhh the truth. No matter how much it hurts you. I am here to stay and you can't do two shits about it. As a matter of fact, you tried and failed. Good luck being my b1tch while in here. I know the truth hurts you. That's all I need. Everything else is irrelevant. Your efforts to break free are pathetic.

What else are you going to say or laugh at? It's only a smile. In the end you're still my b1tch. Cry some more :cry:

[inclinerator]

probably neither, id probably die with them if i tried

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

You can't shhhhh the truth. No matter how much it hurts you. I am here to stay and you can't do two shits about it. As a matter of fact, you tried and failed. Good luck being my b1tch while in here. I know the truth hurts you. That's all I need. Everything else is irrelevant. Your efforts to break free are pathetic.

What else are you going to say or laugh at? In the end you're still my b1tch. Cry some more :cry:

Reigny sounds FURIOUS!!! :roll:

Please never delete these posts so you can torture yourself watching me light you up like I did with your other alts.

[dbk123]

even though i like lebron more, id save rose. rose seems like the type of dude that would give me money, free shoes, or season tickets for saving him. lebron would probably shout me out on twitter and never talk to me again ;(

[Flash31]

How in the world
is this even a question?
We all get you hate LeBron and wanted to get that point across
but this is just ridiculous.
You must really have no life,or your muscle memory dealing with how to go outside and have a life isn't ready yet just like Rose.
To humor you,LeBron trains in olympic sized pools and knows how to swim,and even if he were unconscious,hes naturally bigger and has a stronger lung capacity than Rose so has a higher chance of survival.
Two LeBron is the current NBA Champion and the most popular NBA star in the world and is actually actively playing not having trouble with muscle memory.Rose said he can't even run yet 12 months after the fact and now 15 months later and counting he's still not ready yet.Due to that Im not sure if Rose would even know how to swim right now and his team isnt winning anything
and Chi owner is extremely cheap so doubt youd even get any reward or anything much for saving him over LeBron.

[Flash31]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-onQ9lOn2cok/UV4VPfsFdrI/AAAAAAAAAJE/XNjXE831oQ0/s1600/WWE_Stone_Cold_Steve_Austin_What-10.jpg


12 yrs and counting

Yall a bunch of puppets

[Flash31]

Has it come to this?:roll:


well
Some no wait most people here REALLY have no concept
or an actually reality of REAL LIFE.
Life,they dont even know it

[PickernRoller]

Reigny sounds FURIOUS!!! :roll:

Please never delete these posts so you can torture yourself watching me light you up like I did with your other alts.

What alts sonny boy? List them.

Lakersreing? :roll: :roll:

Even RRR3 who made the claim knows that ain't true. He and I got some history too but that's beside the point. Hey, at least it makes you feel a lil better about your self-respect. Last thing I need is the FBI calling me about some random dude committing suicide because of my posts.

Like I said, you're still my b1tch. The sole fact that you're hallucinating that I have alt accounts is all I need to know about your state of affairs.

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

What alts sonny boy? List them.

Lakersreing? :roll: :roll:

Even RRR3 who made the claim knows that ain't true. He and I got some history too but that's beside the point. Hey, at least it makes you feel a lil better about your self-respect. Last thing I need is the FBI calling me about some random dude committing suicide because of my posts.

Like I said, you're still my b1tch. The sole fact that you're hallucinating that I have alt accounts is all I need to know of your state of affairs.

I would comment on how you (LakersReign) got laughed off by everyone in that Pau Gasol thread, except, well, you can't even post there! LMAO!!!! Ya like that shit? Keep going there reading the comments then having to express your displeasure in THESE threads because you got bitch slapped. I made it happen too. :oldlol:

[PickernRoller]

I would comment on how you (LakersReign) got laughed off by everyone in that Pau Gasol thread, except, well, you can't even post there! LMAO!!!! Ya like that shit? Keep going there reading the comments then having to express your displeasure in THESE threads because you got bitch slapped. I made it happen too. :oldlol:

That would require me being LakerReign first am I rite? So in short you're bragging about some type of revenge with another poster and somehow you're associating that to me. And you still don't want to admit that you're my b1tch? Publicly is the hardest I know.

It's a sad life being Kuniva_daMighty.....all going well on ISH and just like that someone comes in and makes you his b1tch. It's called passing the torch in basketball. You're so shook you ran out of material so fast.....from a subtle dig, to lakerreing......

[RRR3]

Picker isn't Reigny, he's just a Reigny worshipper. He once said Reigny was one of the best posters on here lol

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

That would require me being LakerReign first am I rite? So in short you're bragging about some type of revenge with another poster and somehow you're associating that to me. And you still don't want to admit that you're my b1tch. Publicly at least.

It's a sad life being Kuniva_daMighty.....all going well on ISH and just like that someone comes in and makes you his b1tch. It's called passing the torch in basketball.

That's right, I came into this thread and made you my bitch. LOL!!!

Here's what you posted just a few minutes ago...

you did this ever since the Pau thread

Why mention the Pau thread when that was before your inception date? Uh oh! :oldlol:

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

Picker isn't Reigny, he's just a Reigny worshipper. He once said Reigny was one of the best posters on here lol

He's definitely LakersReign. Not only do they post alike, but they edit them at an alarming rate. :oldlol:

[RRR3]

He's definitely LakersReign. Not only do they post alike, but they edit them at an alarming rate. :oldlol:
Nah man, there's only one reigny. Reigny gets mad really easily (see his post on other sites) and picker doesn't. clearly different people

[PickernRoller]

Picker isn't Reigny, he's just a Reigny worshipper. He once said Reigny was one of the best posters on here lol

Yeah by the amount of attention he got. He was one of the best posters. AKA trolled the shit out of those who fell for it. I gave him props for it. Tony falls short on how much attention Reign got. Plus we gotta admit, Reign was better at it.


Why mention the Pau thread when that was before your inception date? Uh oh! :oldlol:

You know which Pau thread. The one where you claimed Kobe was the reason Pau was struggling......I called you out and you back tracked to avoid admitting your stupidity. By which time I said the sacred words tattooed in your chest "No Self-Respect". But that was the first anyway.

[RRR3]

Reigny wasn't trolling he just had a negative IQ

[RRR3]

Reigny was a gimmick. He wasn't meant to be taken serious. Pickernroller actually tries to be taken seriously, and, well, fails. Trust me, they're 100% the same person.
http://memecrunch.com/image/5037299eafa96f115b000554.jpg

[Killbot]

Bron because hes got more money

This.

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

Re-size that mofo. :oldlol:

If you want more proof, RRR3, just look at his post a page back. How would he know about the Pau Gasol/Clippers thread (where LakersReign and I posted) when it was BEFORE he registered? :oldlol:

"Pau Gasol: "The Clippers were flopping too much" -- thread has been deleted for more than a year.

[PickernRoller]

Reigny wasn't trolling he just had a negative IQ

Attention alone there is no other that we should agree.

Although I disagree on trolling, he did troll when he seemingly got "mad" and threw "tantrums" around. That was his act. But sure, that's a possibility.

[RRR3]

Because that's a famous thread dude. He was probably lurking IDK
There are people wh knew Lakersreign on FB and he talked like that on there, dude is legitimately mentally ill or retarded

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

There are people wh knew Lakersreign on FB

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[PickernRoller]

Re-size that mofo. :oldlol:

If you want more proof, RRR3, just look at his post a page back. How would he know about the Pau Gasol/Clippers thread (where LakersReign and I posted) when it was BEFORE he registered? :oldlol:

"Pau Gasol: "The Clippers were flopping too much" -- thread has been deleted for more than a year.

Acting like a brat. Lakerreign for all I know was engaged in every Laker related thread that had some trolling in it. Including the many Pau Gasol threads in here.

You know which Pau thread I am talking about. The one and only. Admit you're my b1tch and be done with it.

To RRR3, I do not recall that thread. Last I checked there were several Pau threads at the start of the 2012 season when Bynum was making his mark. Another clown that I got off my back was godzuki....

He was one of RG's If I recall. You never know.

[RRR3]

Godzuki isn't RG I can assure you.

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

Acting like a brat. Lakerreign for all I know was engaged in every Laker related thread that had some trolling in it. Including the many Pau Gasol threads in here.

You know which Pau thread I am talking about. The one and only. Admit you're my b1tch and be done with it.

:sleeping

If this was chess, I ****ed your queen and stole your king days ago. Stay piggybacking my comments little roller. :oldlol:

[Remix]

Are you guys serious? 80 posts and not one person has said

"Neither, but I'd grab your bball shoes out"

[PickernRoller]

:sleeping

If this was chess, I ****ed your queen and stole your king days ago. Stay piggybacking my comments little roller. :oldlol:

This ain't chess and you happen to be my b1tch. Stay mad. :lol

[RRR3]

Picker vs Kiuniva is entertaining, but nothing will ever top the classic kuniva reigny battles

[code green]

I'd leave and smoke a blunt with Paul Pierce. :pimp:

[zoom17]

What a dumb thread:oldlol:

[CanYouDigIt]

What a dumb thread:oldlol:
Then why do you continue to bump threads?

[zoom17]

Then why do you continue to bump threads?
:biggums:

[SamuraiSWISH]

Rose, easy. No one likes LeBron the person

[poido123]

Another quality thread by Nathan I jizz myself :facepalm

I save whoever is the highest bidder :pimp:

Nah, I save Rose.

[Psycho]

I run a generator and run 50 mA of electrical current through the lake until both are unconscious. I swim out, snag both of them and bring them back to shore. I quickly inject them both with sedative to give me time for the rest of my plan. I drive them each out to separate cabins I own in the woods. I handcuff them to a metal bar near a table, which allows them to write at the table but precludes them from escaping, in the basement of each, where I keep my tools and the like. I then inject them with a lower dose of sedative so when they wake, they are weakened so they have no resolve to resist or escape. I tell each of them separately unless they write a check for me for 5 million dollars I will take one of the fingers on their shooting hand, effectively ending their career in the NBA. If they refuse, I escalate the threats with some good patterings of torture thrown in, we are in a workshop after all. Once they cave, I get his checkbook, he writes me the check, I get one of my minions to cash said check and then work my money laundering magic to get it into my offshore Swiss bank account. At this point I release them into society once more by sedating them and leaving them about 30 minutes walk from a small town far from my cabins. Of course, I have surgically removed Derrick's ACL before doing this, and collect a large check from Adidas for perpetuating their #thereturn ad campaign that has been so successful. I then ride off on my horse, laughing as I disappear into the sunset, never to be seen again.

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I run a generator and run 50 mA of electrical current through the lake until both are unconscious. I swim out, snag both of them and bring them back to shore. I quickly inject them both with sedative to give me time for the rest of my plan. I drive them each out to separate cabins I own in the woods. I handcuff them to a metal bar near a table, which allows them to write at the table but precludes them from escaping, in the basement of each, where I keep my tools and the like. I then inject them with a lower dose of sedative so when they wake, they are weakened so they have no resolve to resist or escape. I tell each of them separately unless they write a check for me for 5 million dollars I will take one of the fingers on their shooting hand, effectively ending their career in the NBA. If they refuse, I escalate the threats with some good patterings of torture thrown in, we are in a workshop after all. Once they cave, I get his checkbook, he writes me the check, I get one of my minions to cash said check and then work my money laundering magic to get it into my offshore Swiss bank account. At this point I release them into society once more by sedating them and leaving them about 30 minutes walk from a small town far from my cabins. Of course, I have surgically removed Derrick's ACL before doing this, and collect a large check from Adidas for perpetuating their #thereturn ad campaign that has been so successful. I then ride off on my horse, laughing as I disappear into the sunset, never to be seen again.

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