Trayvon Martin: The Movie being discussed for 2015 release

[Flash88]

Travyon, played by Jaden Smith, is shown at school, raising his hand in lit class. The wise Hispanic teacher, played by Antonio Banderas, calls on him. Trayvon stand up and recites lines of Shakespeare in a hip, cool, but moving rap. As he sits down Banderas smiles and nods at him with a wise, knowing approval.

Trayvon is seen hanging out after school on the lush greens of the front school yard with his friends, featuring the girl who played Precious, plus a mix of races: a white blonde girl, a Hispanic kid, an Urkel-looking black nerd, a white kid with his hat on backwards. A veritable Burger King Kids Club.

Cut to a dark apartment, where Zimmerman, played by Luis Guzman, is doing pull-ups, with the words FEAR and HATE inked on his knuckles. He then practices shooting his empty gun at himself in a mirror. "You talking to me?" Guzman says. "You in MY neighborhood?" He then sits down to watch Birth of a Nation.

Cut to Trayvon at home, at the dinner table with his parents, played by Jamie Foxx and Maya Angelou. They discuss Tray's future plans of being an airline pilot. "It's a mighty big responsibility," Jamie Foxx says. "Having all those souls onboard." "I know," Jaden/Tray says. "I want to be like Sully some day though."

After dinner his little brother asks him if he can go get some candy and tea. Even though it's raining out, Tray agrees. In slow-mo he zips up his hoody, pulled from the dryer.

Cut to Zimmerman patrolling the streets as rain pours on his uncovered head. He does tuck-and-rolls across neighbors' lawns, pulling out his gun and pointing it at dark shadows. A cat crosses his path and he fires at it. He chuckles mercilessly.

"Keep the change," Tray says with a smile to the woman working at the convenience store. With the snacks for his brother he walks out of the store, not before passing by a magazine with Sully on the cover. Tray smiles.

Cut to Trayvon skipping down the sidewalk. A group of multicultural young males is there smoking pot. "You wanna get high?" one asks. "No," Trayvon answers, "then I'll never be able to be a pilot." He continues to skip down the path and eventually enters the condo complex.

As Trayvon turns a corner, a sweaty and enraged Zimmerman emerges from the shadows. "Where do you think you're going, ******?"

Trayvon stumbles on his words and tries to answer but is silenced when Zim cold cocks himself with the gun and starts beating himself on the back of his own head. "Help! Help! Somebody help me!" Zimmerman screams.

"Please sir, I just want to return home to my brother and finish my homework," Trayvon pleads.

"That's too bad," Zimmerman says. He then empties his entire gun cartridge into the baby-faced teen. "It looks like your dog ate it."

[Quizno]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO this is hilarious

[eurobum]

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[SCdac]

LMAO.... that was hilarious

[Scoooter]

I laughed.

[MastaKilla]

That's honestly how most people think it happened

[PejaNowitzki]

LOL, I saw the first half of this a few weeks back, it's kind of funny, but also seems to be the way a considerable number of people see this situation.

[Take Your Lumps]

Cut to a dark apartment, where Zimmerman, played by Luis Guzman

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[jamal99]

I lold.

[MavsSuperFan]

They will eventually make a Trayvon Martin movie, and I suspect it will be basically the version you outlined. Its what everyone who hasn't followed the trial believes.

Zim will also beat his girlfriend and be super aggressive to everyone.
Also Zim will be played by JK Simmons.

[AlphaWolf24]

You guys laugh?.....


that's how the media rolled....:banghead:

[bagelred]

And? I don't get the joke. Isn't that exactly how it happened?

[Peteballa]

And? I don't get the joke. Isn't that exactly how it happened?

Yeah I don't get it either. That's how it happened, I don't know what everyone finds so funny.

[Bandito]

Is like OP was there, just seeing the events in real life.

[KNOW1EDGE]

Seriously though, they will make a "made for tv" movie about this case.

You posted one scenario.

There are also those who ride Zimmermans d1ck, and could make a movie the exact opposite of what you posted.

"Thug TM beats up his teachers, has a grill, smokes weed. Respectable, neighborhood hero George Zimmerman puts his life on the line every day to keep everyone safe. Thug Tray pops out of the bushes and beats George Zimmerman to a bloody pulp, Zimmerman begs the thug to stop, Zimmerman says stop or ill shoot, seriously stop, I don't want to have to kill you, George reluctantly pulls his gun and shoots the thug ****** dead. George feels terrible, he is crying at the scene, wondering why he was randomly attacked and wishes he didn't have to shoot."

Anyone can use satire brother man

[MavsSuperFan]

Seriously though, they will make a "made for tv" movie about this case.

You posted one scenario.

There are also those who ride Zimmermans d1ck, and could make a movie the exact opposite of what you posted.

"Thug TM beats up his teachers, has a grill, smokes weed. Respectable, neighborhood hero George Zimmerman puts his life on the line every day to keep everyone safe. Thug Tray pops out of the bushes and beats George Zimmerman to a bloody pulp, Zimmerman begs the thug to stop, Zimmerman says stop or ill shoot, seriously stop, I don't want to have to kill you, George reluctantly pulls his gun and shoots the thug ****** dead. George feels terrible, he is crying at the scene, wondering why he was randomly attacked and wishes he didn't have to shoot."

Anyone can use satire brother man

Lets be real its super politically incorrect to even talk about Zim not being a bastard who deserves to rot in hell. Frankly I think Zim racially profiled trayvon and is physically extremely weak. with that said I think if you are getting your head slammed into the ground you are justified in shooting the guy to prevent further damage.

I would never state that opinion in real life. Today at work i claimed ignorance of the case and said i was surprised zim got let go. It probably wouldnt cost me my job, but you never know, corporate America tries to give a very pc image. Eg. everyone firing paula deen's racist ass and making Hibbert say sorry for making the no homo joke.

Nobody with any money is going to make a pro zimmerman movie. You would be stupid to.

[KNOW1EDGE]

The majority of people online tend to defend George Zimmerman and claim his innocence.

The majority of people in REAL life, face to face, tend to act like they aren't informed, or they state that Zimmerman should be in jail. Like you said, it is more PC to NOT defend George Zimmerman.

OP was painting a picture as if its unfair, and EVERYONE thinks GZ is a monster. When almost everyone in this forum claims his innocence, kinda backwards.

[BGriffin's Dad]

don't be mad yours wasnt as good as the OP's.. you just aint creative

[MavsSuperFan]

The majority of people online tend to defend George Zimmerman and claim his innocence.

The majority of people in REAL life, face to face, tend to act like they aren't informed, or they state that Zimmerman should be in jail. Like you said, it is more PC to NOT defend George Zimmerman.

OP was painting a picture as if its unfair, and EVERYONE thinks GZ is a monster. When almost everyone in this forum claims his innocence, kinda backwards.

OP's post was exaggerated. Its based on the image that the media tried to sell of trayvon. Media showed a picture of a 12 year old trayvon when they were first talking about the story.

http://i40.tinypic.com/28l73id.png

We later found out how he was 17 years old and tall and athletic. Also we found out that he wasn't the perfect angle the media initially reported. None of that is all that relevant, as Trayvon never didnt anything deserving of being killed. Its just that the media was super biased toward him.

A realistic version of the movie imo, would show a teen with some problems in school, that enjoyed weed and fighting and cussed a lot. But it would also show Zimmerman as a guy who racially profiled him and thought he was a criminal because of his appearance. At some point yes trayvon fought zim and got the upperhand.

Its not the movie we will get though I am convinced it will be closer to OP's post. Not as corny but basically it will make people who didnt follow the trial wonder how Zim got away with it.

Edit: Also I do believe that Trayvon's death was tragic. He was just going home from the store to his dad's place. He didnt deserve to die.

[bagelred]

"Thug TM beats up his teachers, has a grill, smokes weed. Respectable, neighborhood hero George Zimmerman puts his life on the line every day to keep everyone safe. Thug Tray pops out of the bushes and beats George Zimmerman to a bloody pulp, Zimmerman begs the thug to stop, Zimmerman says stop or ill shoot, seriously stop, I don't want to have to kill you, George reluctantly pulls his gun and shoots the thug ****** dead. George feels terrible, he is crying at the scene, wondering why he was randomly attacked and wishes he didn't have to shoot."



I gotta be honest, this is pretty close to what I think happened.:lol minus the crying at the scene....that was a little much.

[Jackass18]

Cut to a dark apartment, where Zimmerman, played by Luis Guzman, is doing pull-ups

They constantly said Zim was too obese and too soft to do anything even slightly physical.


"That's too bad," Zimmerman says. He then empties his entire gun cartridge into the baby-faced teen. "It looks like your dog ate it."

You took dialogue lessons from Zimmerman?

[andremiller07]

I heard skittles are going to be the main sponsor can anyone confirm?

[MavsSuperFan]

They constantly said Zim was too obese and too soft to do anything even slightly physical.


In the movie Zim will look like brock lesnar. And will kill Trayvon in cold blood for talking back to him.

[OldSkoolball#52]

:roll: :roll: :roll:


:lol I know dude, I was chuckling at the thing from the get go, but when he dropped "Zimmerman played by Luis Guzman" i damn near fell outta my chair.

[Raymone]

The Martins already have a trademark set up. Ready for profits!

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/750x970/documents/1trayvontm.jpg

[andremiller07]

In the movie Zim will look like brock lesnar. And will kill Trayvon in cold blood for talking back to him.
It would make sense in some ways if he looked like Brock Lesner cause it would take the smallest punch to drop him on his ass.

[travelingman]

Bump for hilarity.

[ROCSteady]

This shit is fckn gold. OP is hilarious.

Trayvon story got The Blindside treatment. I'm not laughing at the tragedy but this Hollywood translation is funny funny shit.

Slo mo shot of the freshly laundered hoodie zip up had me geekin. Luis Guzman tatted with 'fear' & 'hate' had me dyin too lmao

RIP Trayvon though, I just enjoyed that post's hyperbole in movie format too much not to laugh.

[Dresta]

Brilliant thread :roll:

[Myth]

This shit is fckn gold. OP is hilarious.



OP didn't write that.

[Dresta]

OP didn't write that.
Am disappointed.

[ROCSteady]

OP didn't write that.

I meant the original post not the original poster, the content. Is OP always referring to the user and not the post? Sucks he didn't write it though. Where did it come from?

[Pointguard]

OP's post was exaggerated. Its based on the image that the media tried to sell of trayvon. Media showed a picture of a 12 year old trayvon when they were first talking about the story.

http://i40.tinypic.com/28l73id.png

We later found out how he was 17 years old and tall and athletic. Also we found out that he wasn't the perfect angle the media initially reported. None of that is all that relevant, as Trayvon never didnt anything deserving of being killed. Its just that the media was super biased toward him.

A realistic version of the movie imo, would show a teen with some problems in school, that enjoyed weed and fighting and cussed a lot. But it would also show Zimmerman as a guy who racially profiled him and thought he was a criminal because of his appearance. At some point yes Trayvon fought zim and got the upper-hand.


Since you are one of the more balanced articulate guys that says Trayvon's past should be attacked... Just curious as to why you still only present the negatives of Trayvon? Should the movie show Zim fighting a cop? Terrorizing his East Indian coworker calling him a terroist? Bullying girlfriends/fiances? At least two neighbors saying he didn't like black people? Being fired from his security job for being too aggressive with patrons? Fiance going to the police station getting a restraining order. Heck even Zim molesting his niece?

How four people now have brought up cases against him and all four have backed down including a police officer? Zim being a notorious liar? Four people saying he was very confrontational: A neighbor, a co-worker, a boss, an ex-fiance'- who else do you need? Wife and wife's dad, yeah, got them too. Being unemployed riding a gas guzzler and his wife having left him yet again for another weekend when the stuff went down but you all over Trayvon's height and him fighting a lot.

Zim's past is much more relevant in the narrative. Without Zim's attitude/aggression/dislikes and profiling there is no story. Trayvon was doing no wrong and RAN to evade Zim by Zim's own account.

[Dresta]

'Speaking to TMZ last week, the 43-year-old hip-hop star said he would make sure he broke every rule in boxing “to make sure I f**k him right up”. He also threatened to urinate in his opponent’s face if he won.'

:roll:

[red1]

[QUOTE=Dresta]'Speaking to TMZ last week, the 43-year-old hip-hop star said he would make sure he broke every rule in boxing

[Raymone]

Starface let DMX pee on him one time. He said it smelled like vitamins.

[Akrazotile]

Travyon, played by Jaden Smith, is shown at school, raising his hand in lit class. The wise Hispanic teacher, played by Antonio Banderas, calls on him. Trayvon stand up and recites lines of Shakespeare in a hip, cool, but moving rap. As he sits down Banderas smiles and nods at him with a wise, knowing approval.

Trayvon is seen hanging out after school on the lush greens of the front school yard with his friends, featuring the girl who played Precious, plus a mix of races: a white blonde girl, a Hispanic kid, an Urkel-looking black nerd, a white kid with his hat on backwards. A veritable Burger King Kids Club.

Cut to a dark apartment, where Zimmerman, played by Luis Guzman, is doing pull-ups, with the words FEAR and HATE inked on his knuckles. He then practices shooting his empty gun at himself in a mirror. "You talking to me?" Guzman says. "You in MY neighborhood?" He then sits down to watch Birth of a Nation.

Cut to Trayvon at home, at the dinner table with his parents, played by Jamie Foxx and Maya Angelou. They discuss Tray's future plans of being an airline pilot. "It's a mighty big responsibility," Jamie Foxx says. "Having all those souls onboard." "I know," Jaden/Tray says. "I want to be like Sully some day though."

After dinner his little brother asks him if he can go get some candy and tea. Even though it's raining out, Tray agrees. In slow-mo he zips up his hoody, pulled from the dryer.

Cut to Zimmerman patrolling the streets as rain pours on his uncovered head. He does tuck-and-rolls across neighbors' lawns, pulling out his gun and pointing it at dark shadows. A cat crosses his path and he fires at it. He chuckles mercilessly.

"Keep the change," Tray says with a smile to the woman working at the convenience store. With the snacks for his brother he walks out of the store, not before passing by a magazine with Sully on the cover. Tray smiles.

Cut to Trayvon skipping down the sidewalk. A group of multicultural young males is there smoking pot. "You wanna get high?" one asks. "No," Trayvon answers, "then I'll never be able to be a pilot." He continues to skip down the path and eventually enters the condo complex.

As Trayvon turns a corner, a sweaty and enraged Zimmerman emerges from the shadows. "Where do you think you're going, ******?"

Trayvon stumbles on his words and tries to answer but is silenced when Zim cold cocks himself with the gun and starts beating himself on the back of his own head. "Help! Help! Somebody help me!" Zimmerman screams.

"Please sir, I just want to return home to my brother and finish my homework," Trayvon pleads.

"That's too bad," Zimmerman says. He then empties his entire gun cartridge into the baby-faced teen. "It looks like your dog ate it."


:oldlol:

[Akrazotile]

Starface let DMX pee on him one time. He said it smelled like vitamins.


:facepalm

[russwest0]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

You forgot the part where Guzman/Zimmerman drives off with a "Bush Cheney" Bumper sticker :lol