Sex Doll: Would You Do It?

[SilkkTheShocker]

UPS guy comes to your house with a wooden crate. The UPS guy doesn't say who its from, but just that its definitely for you. You open the crate in your house/apartment and inside it is a new sex doll. At one point do you give in and have sex with it? I mean eventually there is going to be a day where you have some time to kill, right?

And its not one of those creepy looking ones with the giant looking eyes. It looks something like this:

http://www.wazaap.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sex-doll_drowning_china_wazaap.jpg

Are you going to tell me you wouldn't give it just one test drive? I have a feeling a lot of people would at first be creeped out about. I mean some random stranger did just send you a sex doll. But eventually after a few days/week you start to warm up to the idea. For me personally, the scariest thing about the whole situation would be the idea of the doll coming to life. You know, possibly being haunted and than killing me and going on some type of murder spree. But after day 3, in my head I would probably be more curious than scared. What say you?

[ace23]

I'd **** it immediately. Seems pretty cool.

[niko]

UPS guy comes to your house with a wooden crate. The UPS guy doesn't say who its from, but just that its definitely for you. You open the crate in your house/apartment and inside it is a new sex doll. At one point do you give in and have sex with it? I mean eventually there is going to be a day where you have some time to kill, right?

And its not one of those creepy looking ones with the giant looking eyes. It looks something like this:

http://www.wazaap.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sex-doll_drowning_china_wazaap.jpg

Are you going to tell me you wouldn't give it just one test drive? I have a feeling a lot of people would at first be creeped out about. I mean some random stranger did just send you a sex doll. But eventually after a few days/week you start to warm up to the idea. For me personally, the scariest thing about the whole situation would be the idea of the doll coming to life. You know, possibly being haunted and than killing me and going on some type of murder spree. But after day 3, in my head I would probably be more curious than scared. What say you?

Everyone here knows i have yellow fever (i coined the term). But that's a doll. It's not real. Having sex with a toy is weird. I'd feel dumb.

[TheMan]

OP, don't lie, that's your gf. How much did it cost?

[TheMan]

Also, to be more like the real thing, does the doll annoyingly moan and cry during sex? Is there like a button or some shit?

[bmulls]

Everyone here knows i have yellow fever (i coined the term). But that's a doll. It's not real. Having sex with a toy is weird. I'd feel dumb.

:kobe:

[SilkkTheShocker]

Also, to be more like the real thing, does the doll annoyingly moan and cry during sex? Is there like a button or some shit?

No moaning or anything. The best you can do is changer her hair color/clothes :lol

[Jameerthefear]

hell no, gross.

[B-Low]

No. I'm not sticking my "this" into any "that's" that I just pulled out of a strange unexplained crate. Shit could have an old-school cartoon bear trap in it for all I know

[SpurrDurr]

Only if she 'd be up for it.

[bmulls]

I want one just have laying around for when I have company. Also, to fvk.

:roll:

[-p.tiddy-]

I don't think I ever would...no.

Perhaps if I was forced into solitude for a few years or something, and that was my only available option, then maybe I use it like Tom Hanks used Wilson in Cast Away, to keep my sanity...only with this "Wilson" I *** on its face lol

[Just2McFly]

I'd rather let the UPS worker lick my taint than **** a doll

[SilkkTheShocker]

It's only matter of time before anyone has sex with it. I think the hard part is coming to terms with cleaning up the mess you left in it. That has to seriously be pretty awkward. Not only do you fully realize you just got done having sex with a doll. But you also have to clean it up and find somewhere to put it :oldlol:

[imdaman99]

I don't think I ever would...no.

Perhaps if I was forced into solitude for a few years or something, and that was my only available option, then maybe I use it like Tom Hanks used Wilson in Cast Away, to keep my sanity...only with this "Wilson" I *** on its face lol
:roll: this and ONLY this :roll:

[SilkkTheShocker]

Everyone here knows i have yellow fever (i coined the term). But that's a doll. It's not real. Having sex with a toy is weird. I'd feel dumb.

So you don't believe curiosity would eventually get the best of you?

[Jameerthefear]

It's like sticking your dick in a dead clam man...

[GOBB]

It's like sticking your dick in a dead clam man...

And this is why your mom doesnt but you grand theft auto games kid.

[SilkkTheShocker]

It's like sticking your dick in a dead clam man...

So is that what it feels like?

[Sarcastic]

Put a Lebron mask on that, and it gtg.

[SilkkTheShocker]

Put a Lebron mask on that, and it gtg.

Hilarious coming from a guy that blows any Knicks player :oldlol:

[Jameerthefear]

So is that what it feels like?
I don't use sex dolls.

[Dionysus]

Haven't ever tried it. But if one was delivered to my house, I'd have sex with it no problem. You have to experiment with weird stuff in life trust me. It makes great drunken stories.:cheers:

[LJJ]

I don't use sex dolls.

That's what sisters are for.

[HarryCallahan]

After i'd made sure there weren't any thumb-tacks in the butt-hole i'd prolly fvck it, and then throw it in the dumpster, because there's no way i'm cleaning it.

[MadeFromDust]

UPS guy comes to your house with a wooden crate. The UPS guy doesn't say who its from, but just that its definitely for you. You open the crate in your house/apartment and inside it is a new sex doll. At one point do you give in and have sex with it? I mean eventually there is going to be a day where you have some time to kill, right?

And its not one of those creepy looking ones with the giant looking eyes. It looks something like this:

http://www.wazaap.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sex-doll_drowning_china_wazaap.jpg

Are you going to tell me you wouldn't give it just one test drive? I have a feeling a lot of people would at first be creeped out about. I mean some random stranger did just send you a sex doll. But eventually after a few days/week you start to warm up to the idea. For me personally, the scariest thing about the whole situation would be the idea of the doll coming to life. You know, possibly being haunted and than killing me and going on some type of murder spree. But after day 3, in my head I would probably be more curious than scared. What say you?
I'd scan it for NSA eavesdropping devices first :eek:

[Jameerthefear]

That's what sisters are for.
:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

[andgar923]

The op may seem to be trolling but he has a good point.

Initially our first thoughts are to say "hell naw". But I'm sure that at some point most (if not all) we'll just say "fu*k it why not" and proceed to fu*k it.

Again, this is after some time. You're alone, you're bored and nothing better to do, you turn and you see this shit laying there and for the hell of it just decide to go for it.

[highwhey]

That's what sisters are for.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[niko]

So you don't believe curiosity would eventually get the best of you?
No, there are real women in the world. It's a doll, it doesn't move, it doesn't participate.

[HarryCallahan]

No, there are real women in the world. It's a doll, it doesn't move, it doesn't participate.

So I take it you've never jacked off?

[Sarcastic]

Hilarious coming from a guy that blows any Knicks player :oldlol:


You slurp Lebron in every thread that's not even about him.

[B-Low]

So I take it you've never jacked off?

Well to be fair jacking off is as quick and efficient as brushing your teeth. Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, rinse off, feel fresh and renewed, back to your day.

This...this doll. This would be an event. This would be the kind of thing you mark on your calendar weeks in advance. This would be a process...

[Bandito]

Probably yeah, just for the curiosity. But I am tossing that shit in the garbage can, because I am not cleaning it.

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

i just rubbed one out to her pic in the op so...

[niko]

So I take it you've never jacked off?
Jacking off seems less strange than mounting a piece of plastic. Although some of the japanese girls i slept with probably participated less than the doll would and the doll would be more quiet which is good. :lol

[Hands of Iron]

So I take it you've never jacked off?

Everyone *********es. It's almost as regular as eating food or sleeping.

I don't think I'd mess around with that doll, though. Maybe once for experimental purposes and be done with it.

[JtotheIzzo]

Everyone here knows i have yellow fever (i coined the term). But that's a doll. It's not real. Having sex with a toy is weird. I'd feel dumb.

You coined the term 'yellow fever'?

OKaaaaaay...

I invented the f-word.

[B-Low]

You coined the term 'yellow fever'?

OKaaaaaay...

I invented the f-word.

I coined the term Latina Heat. Then I...let her use it...because she offered to...umm..sex me.... for it. Yeah.

[Jameerthefear]

ZING!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Yeah real funny :facepalm

[B-Low]

^^ Honestly the more realistic they look the less likely I'd be to enjoy it lol. It'd be like f*ckin a hot chick's corpse. I just can't

[HarryCallahan]

Jacking off seems less strange than mounting a piece of plastic. Although some of the japanese girls i slept with probably participated less than the doll would and the doll would be more quiet which is good. :lol

Depending on how light it is, you might be able to more or less use it as an extension of your hand... I dunno i'm just spit-ballin' here...

[AintNoSunshine]

I''ll try it once for curiosity, but pretty sure my right hand >>>>>>

[red1]

I don't get it, how can one even f*ck this thing. Does it even have a v*gina? Can it give bjs? No? Then pornhub and lotion>>> this plastic piece of shit

[RedBlackAttack]

I don't think I ever would...no.

Perhaps if I was forced into solitude for a few years or something, and that was my only available option, then maybe I use it like Tom Hanks used Wilson in Cast Away, to keep my sanity...only with this "Wilson" I *** on its face lol
I will never watch Castaway the same again. All I can picture is Tom Hanks furiously pounding away on Wilson's air hole.

Thanks for that. :(


I don't get it, how can one even f*ck this thing. Does it even have a v*gina? Can it give bjs? No? Then pornhub and lotion>>> this plastic piece of shit

Why would anyone want the thing if it didn't at least have a makeshift ****** and anus? Not that I've investigated this thing, but I believe its mouth is also an option. I saw it on Nat Geo's "Taboo." I swear.

[ace23]

Why would anyone want the thing if it didn't at least have a makeshift ****** and anus? Not that I've investigated this thing, but I believe its mouth is also an option. I saw it on Nat Geo's "Taboo." I swear.
Is that show still running? I used to love it.

[niko]

You coined the term 'yellow fever'?

OKaaaaaay...

I invented the f-word.

:cheers: i use it a lot so thanks.

[SilkkTheShocker]

I don't get it, how can one even f*ck this thing. Does it even have a v*gina? Can it give bjs? No? Then pornhub and lotion>>> this plastic piece of shit
All sex dolls have artificial mouths/******s to ****. I have no idea about an asshole though. That would probably cost extra.

[SilkkTheShocker]

I''ll try it once for curiosity, but pretty sure my right hand >>>>>>
Probably this. I would eventually **** it but its probably not worth the mess when you can just jack off

[iamgine]

Why not if it's clean and no one's gonna know? :confusedshrug:

Well I imagine cleaning it would be a chore so that might be a deterrent.

[oh the horror]

^^ Honestly the more realistic they look the less likely I'd be to enjoy it lol. It'd be like f*ckin a hot chick's corpse. I just can't



As if any of us would be above fu*king a hot corpse?



Come on bro.

[RedBlackAttack]

Is that show still running? I used to love it.
I think so. I stopped watching after they showed an Australian guy roaming the streets looking for day-old roadkill to cook for dinner every night.

Here's the sex doll one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH97GbkagBw

Btw, these things look like human cadavers.

[OhNoTimNoSho]

Im sure the holes feel nice but you'd have to be severely messed up emotionally for the doll to actually turn you on. I'd do it just to try it.

[OhNoTimNoSho]

I think so. I stopped watching after they showed an Australian guy roaming the streets looking for day-old roadkill to cook for dinner every night.

Here's the sex doll one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH97GbkagBw

Btw, these things look like human cadavers.
Holy crap that video is sad