View Full Version : When is the last time you kicked someone's ass?
glidedrxlr22
07-26-2013, 10:29 AM
ME?......never. It was pretty much a tie in a grade shool fight I had....so I've never kicked anyone's ass. I've never found myself in a situation where I have to throw down. Once I came close in high school, but the guy never showed. We were sorta cool after that, but then he told this hot girl in a class we all had together that he was almost gonna kick my ass once. :banghead:
Scholar
07-26-2013, 10:32 AM
The last time I got in a fight was 6th grade (2001). I don't think there was a clear cut winner. We both just kept swinging at each other for like 6 seconds before a PE teacher broke it up.
I had to go to court and pay a fine for it, though.
I don't fight. I'm not much of a fighter. I like to settle disputes like a civilized person, e.g. talking it through.
SilkkTheShocker
07-26-2013, 10:53 AM
Most recent was when got in a fight with some black guy at pickup game about a year ago. He was playing like a thug, throwing elbows and shit and I tossed the ball at his head and than nailed him with a punch afterwards. Im honestly not someone to take lightly in a fight. You have better chance of breaking your hand on my jaw than making me feel pain. Punches just do not faze me
bmulls
07-26-2013, 11:20 AM
7th grade basketball team. The whole team was in the locker room after school waiting for our game to start. Me and another kid found some tennis rackets and were goofing around hitting a ball back and forth. Some f@ggot decided he wanted to play and tried to take the racket away from me. We wrestled for a bit, then he swung at me, then I whooped the shit out of him. He was bloody as hell and ran to a bathroom where a teacher found him. We both had to sit out the game.
That was the last actual fist fight I've been in.
StateProperty
07-26-2013, 11:46 AM
In my neighborhood growing up we used to fight for fun. Not the smartest idea but at least everyone learned how to defend themselves.
MavsSuperFan
07-26-2013, 11:55 AM
Looking back I havent really been in a serious fight ever. i dont think I know anyone personally who has either. maybe thats weird.
I can remember 3 quasi fights or almost fights. First was in 3rd or 4th grade I think. There was this kid who everyone hated/picked on. i went to a private school and if I remember correctly we ostracized this kid because he was poor. (I know we were d-bags if I could go back in time or find this guy now I would apologize, as a kid you see someone getting picked on and you are afraid that it will happen to you, so when one of your friends includes you in the group picking on him you join in. I distinctly remember feeling what we were doing was wrong, but I was afraid if didnt join I would become a target of the bullying, so weak in retrospect). One day i think I was pressured into fighting him we met after school and basically punched each other in the arm/body for a couple of minutes. Our school had a strict no fighting rule and looking back I think we both used it as an excuse not to hit each other in the face cause supposedly we didnt want to leave evidence of a fight, the real reason was probably we didnt want to escalate it.
Another fight occurred in 6th grade I think. Basically there was this kid who was thought to be gay for some reason. long story short I got roped into to fighting him and even though I never really picked on him people within my social group did. Couldnt turn down the fight even though at this point I secretly sympathized with him. Anyways once again it was a non-fight, we gathered around and pushed each other and then a teach broke it up.
Last one was in highschool in woodshop class this other kid who didnt like me pushed me, I pushed him back, we talked a lot of shit and basically nothing happened lol.
MavsSuperFan
07-26-2013, 11:57 AM
In my neighborhood growing up we used to fight for fun. Not the smartest idea but at least everyone learned how to defend themselves.
If we are counting for fun, One of my friends in high school got boxing gloves and headgear and we would have fun punching each other until someone was knocked down in his backyard. Looking back we all fought like pussys though and I doubt anyone learned anything useful.
bmulls
07-26-2013, 12:00 PM
If we are counting for fun, One of my friends in high school got boxing gloves and headgear and we would have fun punching each other until someone was knocked down in his backyard. Looking back we all fought like pussys though and I doubt anyone learned anything useful.
We did this too, always with gloves and headgear
MavsSuperFan
07-26-2013, 12:01 PM
Most recent was when got in a fight with some black guy at pickup game about a year ago. He was playing like a thug, throwing elbows and shit and I tossed the ball at his head and than nailed him with a punch afterwards. Im honestly not someone to take lightly in a fight in a fight. You have better chance of breaking your hand on my jaw than making me feel pain. Punches just do not faze me
:lol :oldlol:
Do you think lying will help you get a date on ISH?
Stuckey
07-26-2013, 12:07 PM
I broke this guy's nose for repeatedly setting dirty picks
SilkkTheShocker
07-26-2013, 12:22 PM
:lol :oldlol:
Do you think lying will help you get a date on ISH?
Lying about what? Its a true ****ing story. And as for the fighting, l've never lost. And it's not even like I have any training in the department. I just always naturally been a good fighter. I think a lot of it is my body is just naturally resistant to most kinds of pain. I used to hover my hand right over a lit candle just to see how long I could keep it there. And it wasn't until the flame hit my had that I even felt anything. If you're going to punch me, it better be with a brick in your hand. Because odds are im not even going to feel a normal punch.
Heavincent
07-26-2013, 12:34 PM
:lol :oldlol:
Do you think lying will help you get a date on ISH?
I'm interested.
6th grade. Lol, I haven't gotten into a fight since. Kid was a bully he choked me against the wall at lunch a brick wall. Lifted me up off my feat, we had class together. Bell rang we went inside, I threw all is shit out the window and waited for him to come. Can't remember clearly but I remember us throwing each other on the round circle table going at it fighting. In high school 9th grade I got suspended and he was in suspension with me, for some reason we were cool. I remember us actually being good friends after that fight too.. That's strange.
juju151111
07-26-2013, 12:53 PM
6th grade. Lol, I haven't gotten into a fight since. Kid was a bully he choked me against the wall at lunch a brick wall. Lifted me up off my feat, we had class together. Bell rang we went inside, I threw all is shit out the window and waited for him to come. Can't remember clearly but I remember us throwing each other on the round circle table going at it fighting. In high school 9th grade I got suspended and he was in suspension with me, for some reason we were cool. I remember us actually being good friends after that fight too.. That's strange.
Lol not really especially when the fight occurs when your really young. Almost everybody I fought in middle school I became friends later. We barley even remember why we was fighting.
JEFFERSON MONEY
07-26-2013, 01:15 PM
i have a fukking garbage resume
Got ass kicked at least 6 times in middle school, won like twice.
Even though it doesn't count, But when we were re doing jiujitsu I submitted a 260 pound guy within 45 seconds (@ 160ish). It was like a lean leopard jumping on a big fat buffalo and going to town lol.
He had wrestling/football experience I had nothing except for 3 classes :pimp:
7th grade basketball team. The whole team was in the locker room after school waiting for our game to start. Me and another kid found some tennis rackets and were goofing around hitting a ball back and forth. Some f@ggot decided he wanted to play and tried to take the racket away from me. We wrestled for a bit, then he swung at me, then I whooped the shit out of him. He was bloody as hell and ran to a bathroom where a teacher found him. We both had to sit out the game.
That was the last actual fist fight I've been in.
Now tell the real story. Black kid joined in whacked you hard. Your chest swelled up as if you were a WWF character and then the black dude handed your ass in front of your peers. From that moment you hated blacks. :oldlol:
The last time I got in a fight was 6th grade (2001). I don't think there was a clear cut winner. We both just kept swinging at each other for like 6 seconds before a PE teacher broke it up.
I had to go to court and pay a fine for it, though.
I don't fight. I'm not much of a fighter. I like to settle disputes like a civilized person, e.g. talking it through.
I've never heard of a kid getting fined for getting into a shoving match.
Early elementary school for me. But it wasn't anything intense.
MavsSuperFan
07-26-2013, 01:30 PM
I used to hover my hand right over a lit candle just to see how long I could keep it there. And it wasn't until the flame hit my had that I even felt anything. If you're going to punch me, it better be with a brick in your hand. Because odds are im not even going to feel a normal punch.
:lebronamazed: :bowdown: :bowdown: :rockon: :cheers:
Lying about what? Its a true ****ing story. And as for the fighting, l've never lost. And it's not even like I have any training in the department. I just always naturally been a good fighter. I think a lot of it is my body is just naturally resistant to most kinds of pain. I used to hover my hand right over a lit candle just to see how long I could keep it there. And it wasn't until the flame hit my had that I even felt anything. If you're going to punch me, it better be with a brick in your hand. Because odds are im not even going to feel a normal punch.
Lets give a round of applause to Billy Badass everyone. :applause: :applause: :applause:
:rolleyes:
Le Shaqtus
07-26-2013, 02:16 PM
I thought the title said "When is the last time you licked someone's ass?" at first.
Only fights I ever got into were in junior school and I was 1 for 3.
SilkkTheShocker
07-26-2013, 02:26 PM
Lets give a round of applause to Billy Badass everyone. :applause: :applause: :applause:
:rolleyes:
Billy Badass? Please tell me you weren't trying to be funny.
Billy Badass? Please tell me you weren't trying to be funny.
Nope I wasnt trying to be funny. In fact no need for me to be funny. We can read your post and laugh together. :roll:
"I dont feel anything. You better have a brick in your hand when you hit me to make me say owwwwwww"
I should do MMA but I'd beat everyone so badly because I'd never submit due to my no pain threshold. People would think i'm cheating and I dont want that kind of drama.
MavsSuperFan
07-26-2013, 02:37 PM
Nope I wasnt trying to be funny. In fact no need for me to be funny. We can read your post and laugh together. :roll:
"I dont feel anything. You better have a brick in your hand when you hit me to make me say owwwwwww"
I should do MMA but I'd beat everyone so badly because I'd never submit due to my no pain threshold. People would think i'm cheating and I dont want that kind of drama.
Stop fronting man you know we all live in fear of Silk
SilkkTheShocker
07-26-2013, 03:02 PM
You can laugh all you want. My high pain threshold makes me a matchup nightmare in most fights. I have been in a ton of fights throughout my life, and have never lost any of them. Considering you have 43543424242 posts on a message board, I can't imagine you have made the physical contact necessary to actually get in a fight. :oldlol:
You can laugh all you want. My high pain threshold makes me a matchup nightmare in most fights. I have been in a ton of fights throughout my life, and have never lost any of them. Considering you have 43543424242 posts on a message board, I can't imagine you have made the physical contact necessary to actually get in a fight. :oldlol:
:roll: You are approaching sinjackal territory right now. Stop embarrassing yourself
rezznor
07-26-2013, 03:20 PM
You can laugh all you want. My high pain threshold makes me a matchup nightmare in most fights. I have been in a ton of fights throughout my life, and have never lost any of them. Considering you have 43543424242 posts on a message board, I can't imagine you have made the physical contact necessary to actually get in a fight. :oldlol:
we have finally discovered SIlkk's identity
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we have finally discovered SIlkk's identity
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:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
SilkkTheShocker
07-26-2013, 03:26 PM
we have finally discovered SIlkk's identity
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i247/KC10Chief/Funny%20Pics/hulk_hogan_knob_polish.gif
While im in fit shape, im definitely not roided out like the Warrior :oldlol: But where I lack in overall muscle mass/strength, I make up for in just about everything else.
MavsSuperFan
07-26-2013, 03:27 PM
While im in fit shape, im definitely not roided out like the Warrior :oldlol: But where I lack in overall muscle mass/strength, I make up for in just about everything else.
Are you also a navy seal?
"I am a match-up nightmare"
"I have been in a ton of fights and have never lost any of them"
:roll: you are too funny
SilkkTheShocker
07-26-2013, 03:32 PM
Are you also a navy seal?
Nah. But im still in better shape than most of those guys. I would say im at my physical peak at the moment in terms of fitness.
MavsSuperFan
07-26-2013, 03:34 PM
Nah. But im still in better shape than most of those guys. I would say im at my physical peak at the moment in terms of fitness.
What is the worst you have ever beaten someone?
SilkkTheShocker
07-26-2013, 03:35 PM
"I am a match-up nightmare"
"I have been in a ton of fights and have never lost any of them"
:roll: you are too funny
How is a fighter with high pain threshold and high stamina not a matchup problem? I don't get tired and regular punches just don't faze me. Yea, a UFC fighter could take me out with punches. Im not denying that. But most people don't even have a ****ing chance in fight with me. Your either going to need type of fighting backround or a weapon for the most part.
How is a fighter with high pain threshold and high stamina not a matchup problem? I don't get tired and regular punches just don't faze me. Yea, a UFC fighter could take me out with punches. Im not denying that. But most people don't even have a ****ing chance in fight with me. Your either going to need type of fighting backround or a weapon for the most part.
Cmon silky. How can you even claim that you have been in a ton of fights and have never lost one. Are you fighting children or women? Any decently fit man can knock another man out cold
I get it, you are match-up nightmare and all but if you actually want to be proud of your undefeated record then you need to stop fighting women
SilkkTheShocker
07-26-2013, 03:41 PM
What is the worst you have ever beaten someone?
Nothing crazy brutal. Worst I did was when I punched a friend of friend in the nose during a fight and he had to stop because he started coughing up blood. The guy was dick who thought I was talking to his GF behind his back
SilkkTheShocker
07-26-2013, 03:44 PM
Cmon silky. How can you even claim that you have been in a ton of fights and have never lost one. Are you fighting children or women? Any decently fit man can knock another man out cold
I don't know why thats hard to believe I never lost. You challenge me to a fight than im not going to stop until I win. I have been hit by some good shots before that stunned, but my adrenalin just keeps going.
SilkkTheShocker
07-26-2013, 03:45 PM
I get it, you are match-up nightmare and all but if you actually want to be proud of your undefeated record then you need to stop fighting women
I've never fought a women in my life. Worst I ever did was throw a drink in one's face and she was a total bitch. Security ended up kicking us both out the club too.
MavsSuperFan
07-26-2013, 03:46 PM
I get it, you are match-up nightmare and all but if you actually want to be proud of your undefeated record then you need to stop fighting women
Come on man stop hating.
The only question I have is who would win in a fight, SilkktheShocker or a silverback gorilla?
SilkkTheShocker
07-26-2013, 03:48 PM
Come on man stop hating.
The only question I have is who would win in a fight, SilkktheShocker or a silverback gorilla?
Ain't no one ****ing with a silverback gorilla. :oldlol:
PistonsFan#21
07-26-2013, 03:52 PM
I never got into a real fist fight. I came close one time in grade 4 but the guy was just stronger and more confident than me so he just shoved me to the ground and I was scared shitless and went home crying. I was a pus*y
back then though:lol I wish I had a rematch with him. Im not a violent person though and will always avoid problems if possible. im also training in boxing now for over 2 years so I took a few ass whooping during sparring but also handed a few of my own lol
I don't know why thats hard to believe I never lost. You challenge me to a fight than im not going to stop until I win. I have been hit by some good shots before that stunned, but my adrenalin just keeps going.
either you are anderson silva or the people you fight are weak. even the greatest fighters will lose occassionally if they fight a ton of fights
SilkkTheShocker
07-26-2013, 03:54 PM
either you are anderson silva or the people you fight are weak. even the greatest fighters will lose occassionally if they fight a ton of fights
You don't gotta believe me. I have no reason to lie.
MavsSuperFan
07-26-2013, 03:56 PM
You don't gotta believe me. I have no reason to lie.
Its funny cause its true, 99% of ISH is straight males, but so many people lie on here to impress each other.
Its not even a social networking site where you know the people in rl.
You don't gotta believe me. I have no reason to lie.
Im not saying you're lying homie. I am just saying you gotta stop beating up middle schoolers
SilkkTheShocker
07-26-2013, 04:07 PM
Its funny cause its true, 99% of ISH is straight males, but so many people lie on here to impress each other.
Its not even a social networking site where you know the people in rl.
This. If im going to lie its going to be for some hoe at a bar/party. :oldlol:
Jameerthefear
07-26-2013, 04:21 PM
Some scrawny white kid with a Lebron jersey thought he was tough shit at a pickup game. Claimed I was "throwing elbows" or some shit. He threw a ball at me and tried to sucker punch, but missed horribly. I just laughed and pushed him down.
Burgz V2
07-26-2013, 04:32 PM
two years ago, some dude picked a fight with my boy and tried to take a cheap shot at him. Had like 6 inches on him too (my boy is like 5'5).
Anyways, I stepped in and told him if he wanted to fight then fight me (im 6'2). Gave him a punch to his stomach and dude folded like a chair. I didn't even hit him hard, and I don't really get into fights either, maybe like 4 or 5 fist fights in my entire life and all of them save this one were before high school. He didn't even say anything he just got up and walked away. Was pretty pathetic. I would have at least wanted him to put up a good fight so it would be something to brag about.
HarryCallahan
07-26-2013, 05:01 PM
The last fight I was in was about a year or two after HS, and I hope it was my retirement bout. This guy I went to school with for 10 years or so, and had always held a grudge against me for when I kicked his ass when we were 10. He was a big kid then, but with kids size doesn't matter as much as who's going to throw more punches.
Now fast forward, we're both 20. I'm about 5'10 165-170, he's 6'4+ and at least 220 (but doesn't look too intimidating because he has these retarded "tribal" tattoo's, even though he's lily white). Me and my buddies are playing 2v2 game and he and his buddies start playing on the next court over. He starts to do his routine of staring me down (he'd been doing it every time he saw me for 5 years). and I just thought "fvck it" started staring him down back, I shouted "the fvck are you lookin' at!?" and he started stepping.
Now we're face-to-face (more accurately face-to-chest) and trash talking. I put my hands behind my back and tell him to take a free shot. To my surprise he chooses a head-butt which hits me in the top of the head and doesn't hurt. Now the hilarity of the situation starts to dawn on me and I start laughing (while still in his face, and staring him down), he starts looking confused and takes a step back, then kinda turns back and looks at his buddies- so I charge him. I get a running double-leg on the guy and put him on his back, it's concrete so I decide not to hit him in the head and instead just start laying into his ribs. He starts getting up so I lay an elbow on his jaw and snap on a guillotine, while throwing some weak knees at his ribs. His buddies pull me off and then they all left without a word.
It's funny when I see him now, he just looks at the ground in shame.
B-Low
07-26-2013, 05:18 PM
God someone PLEASE find SinJackal so we can have him and Silk fight on PPV
One punches so hard he hurts brick walls, and the other is so tough he bullies fire. It'd be like Juggernaut fighting the Hulk
I can see it now. Silk is standing here smacking a flame around telling it how big of a bitch it is. "That all you got? I can't even feel anything! I'm such a nightmare matchup for you..."
Suddenly John Cena's old "Word Life" theme song hits the loud speakers and he emerges...
"So....You think you're untouchable?"
http://imageshack.us/a/img541/6710/l63296d086b584cc2b43e1b.jpg
:roll: whatever happened to that clown
Any chance silk = sinjackal? I remember Sinjackal saying similar shyt about fighting.
HarryCallahan
07-26-2013, 06:06 PM
Most recent was when got in a fight with some black guy at pickup game about a year ago. He was playing like a thug, throwing elbows and shit and I tossed the ball at his head and than nailed him with a punch afterwards. Im honestly not someone to take lightly in a fight. You have better chance of breaking your hand on my jaw than making me feel pain. Punches just do not faze me
Some scrawny white kid with a Lebron jersey thought he was tough shit at a pickup game. Claimed I was "throwing elbows" or some shit. He threw a ball at me and tried to sucker punch, but missed horribly. I just laughed and pushed him down.
:roll: :roll: :roll:
:applause:
ballup
07-26-2013, 06:23 PM
I threw a kick at some guy's butt in a TKD class. Guy called me a phaggit afterwards:(
Styles p
07-26-2013, 06:33 PM
i used to fight all the time but as i get older i mellowed out a lot. last fight i was in was 2 years ago at a party in the town next to mine this guy was drunk being a dick and smacking beers out of peoples hands, he smacked my girls beer and i just blacked out and beat the shit out of him. saw him a couple months later at the bar he didn't even look my way. growing up in black neighborhoods in philly as a white boy i had to learn to fight at an early age.
I haven't been in a real fight in 15+ years, can't even really remember the last one to be honest. I didn't have to fight too much when I was younger, once people found out I knew how to box they steered clear of me, besides it's pointless to fight in most instances.
aj1987
09-01-2013, 05:22 PM
Some scrawny white kid with a Lebron jersey thought he was tough shit at a pickup game. Claimed I was "throwing elbows" or some shit. He threw a ball at me and tried to sucker punch, but missed horribly. I just laughed and pushed him down.
:roll: :roll:
zoom17
09-01-2013, 05:26 PM
Some scrawny white kid with a Lebron jersey thought he was tough shit at a pickup game. Claimed I was "throwing elbows" or some shit. He threw a ball at me and tried to sucker punch, but missed horribly. I just laughed and pushed him down.
Badass:applause:
KingBeasley08
09-01-2013, 05:40 PM
Any chance silk = sinjackal? I remember Sinjackal saying similar shyt about fighting.
Nah Sin had altars dedicated to the Spurs
CelticBaller
09-01-2013, 06:10 PM
Some scrawny white kid with a Lebron jersey thought he was tough shit at a pickup game. Claimed I was "throwing elbows" or some shit. He threw a ball at me and tried to sucker punch, but missed horribly. I just laughed and pushed him down.
:lol
Bucket_Nakedz
09-01-2013, 06:16 PM
last christmas. worst christmas ever
TheSilentKiller
09-01-2013, 06:26 PM
Never been in a fight. Closest I got was in middle school. During volleyball tryouts we were all in the locker room getting dressed and the biggest douchebag in the school kept throwing skittles at everyone. I got pissed so I pushed him and his head rammed into a locker. He started acting all big and tough and I just looked at him and said do it bitch. Motherfcker left the locker room, told the coach about it, then didn't make the team :lol
gigantes
09-01-2013, 07:20 PM
ME?......never. It was pretty much a tie in a grade shool fight I had....so I've never kicked anyone's ass. I've never found myself in a situation where I have to throw down. Once I came close in high school, but the guy never showed. We were sorta cool after that, but then he told this hot girl in a class we all had together that he was almost gonna kick my ass once. :banghead:
my fellow humans and animals are friends to me. they all wear on me in certain ways, of course... then i make space for them in my heart and mind... then we become adjusted over time.
all spiders i find in my house are friends to me. they never meant me any harm nor do me any harm. all beetles and fruit flies get shooed outside.
beyond that, i go with MMA and deadly force. if my life is at stake there is no holding back. natural instinct is what got me here... i will not disrespect that or what my ancestors did for me.
anyway, it's been a long time for me, personally... back in middle school. a couple guys came after me, we traded punches, then they backed off. i was left trembling head to toe and yet they were bleeding in the face, complaining to me that i was being 'mean' to them. it made me ashamed of myself, somehow. i love the science of fighting, but i hate actually doing it... even through university kenpo. bah
Styles p
09-01-2013, 08:42 PM
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haha it's true though black kids always trying to take my toys.
CeltsGarlic
09-01-2013, 09:23 PM
ohh man, definitively not my proudest story. it was some retarded kid.
Not as bad as it sounds tho. I was in like 6th grade and we had this like a bit retarded fella, who seemed all good and normal, but basically super hyper active and had no idea how to act in class. screamed at teachers, talked loudly about sex with girls in class, that shiit. He also had this scar on his face...
so he ended up pushing me outta nowhere, talked shit bout me, as I while still as a kid, knew how inappropriate would be to attack this fool, but dude went over the line and did this during a class. so I said "meet me outside after this" where I just simply pushed him and made a kick to his side while he was down. aaaand, he went super mad and went crazy in class about me. He changed schools in 5 days after that, because of his parents. I wonder how he is now..
miller-time
09-01-2013, 09:32 PM
haha it's true though black kids always trying to take my toys.
Is this you?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b00_1377453339
MastaKilla
09-01-2013, 09:50 PM
Silk if you're serious..
I train MMA all across the globe and have worked with professionals for over a decade. I'm sure ill be in your area (soon enough) and would love to invite you out for a training and it sparring session. It'd be interesting to see if you're for real.
Ill invite you out and you can throw on the gloves with some real pros, or me if you want. Maybe we can record it and post it on ISH?
I'm intrigued to see if you can throw a punch as hard as you throw Lebrons metaphorical dick in your mouth every day..
MastaKilla
09-01-2013, 09:55 PM
And no, after being trained i don't get into fights on the street or anything like that.
Once trained IMO its highly irresponsible unless self defense. Even then you got to be careful.
Bandito
09-01-2013, 10:55 PM
Some scrawny white kid with a Lebron jersey thought he was tough shit at a pickup game. Claimed I was "throwing elbows" or some shit. He threw a ball at me and tried to sucker punch, but missed horribly. I just laughed and pushed him down.
That was probably silky!
MavsSuperFan
09-02-2013, 03:14 PM
Some scrawny white kid with a Lebron jersey thought he was tough shit at a pickup game. Claimed I was "throwing elbows" or some shit. He threw a ball at me and tried to sucker punch, but missed horribly. I just laughed and pushed him down.
:lol :lol
missed the brilliance of this post
Just2McFly
09-02-2013, 11:53 PM
A couple of weeks ago this guy almost pissed on me. I was with a group of people outside of my friends apartment and door is by an alley. So me and my boys are waiting and this dude takes a piss and I don't understand why n*ggas think I'm soft or something ... But he turns and I had to move to avoid getting pissed on. I proceeded to beat some sense into him. I'm not the most powerful, but my hands are lightening fast and I've been boxing on and off since I was a kid. He had no chance and his friends wanted NONE of me.
Hopefully I'll never have to fight again but Im going back into Krav Maga this month so I'll be prepared
Ps...not feeling pain is the lamest shit I have ever heard of. Pain can be a great catalyst, don't why people think of it as being weak.
Le Shaqtus
09-02-2013, 11:55 PM
Hopefully I'll never have to fight again but Im going back into Krav Maga this month so I'll be prepared
Krav Maga is serious shit.
L.Kizzle
09-02-2013, 11:55 PM
A couple of weeks ago this guy almost pissed on me. I was with a group of people outside of my friends apartment and door is by an alley. So me and my boys are waiting and this dude takes a piss and I don't understand why n*ggas think I'm soft or something ... But he turns and I had to move to avoid getting pissed on. I proceeded to beat some sense into him. I'm not the most powerful, but my hands are lightening fast and I've been boxing on and off since I was a kid. He had no chance and his friends wanted NONE of me.
Hopefully I'll never have to fight again but Im going back into Krav Maga this month so I'll be prepared
Ps...not feeling pain is the lamest shit I have ever heard of. Pain can be a great catalyst, don't why people think of it as being weak.
You like Drake.
Jameerthefear
09-02-2013, 11:58 PM
You like Drake.
:lol
Just2McFly
09-03-2013, 12:01 AM
You like Drake.
Hope it leaks on my birthday fam, but I'm getting the deluxe version first day. Toronto>>>
bdreason
09-03-2013, 12:02 AM
I don't think I've ever really kicked someones ass. I was in a few fights growing up but even the fights I won I wouldn't say I really kicked the other guys ass.
I trained Kickboxing for 6 years and BJJ for 8 years in my mid-late 20's. If you want to include dominating a sparring session as kicking someones ass, then I've done that a few times.
riseagainst
09-03-2013, 11:34 AM
last time I whooped someone's butt was in 6th grade. I definitely showed that 2nd grader.
Jailblazers7
09-03-2013, 11:59 AM
This reminds me of the one thread where SinJackal said he could punch a brickwall with all of his strength without feeling pain. :lol
Derka
09-03-2013, 12:05 PM
This reminds me of the one thread where SinJackal said he could punch a brickwall with all of his strength without feeling pain. :lol
I remember this! :oldlol: That boy had issues.
As to the question of the thread...it was once in middle school where I wailed on the brother of a friend of mine for being a rat. We used to go around pinching chrome tire valve caps for our bikes. After one such incident, he ratted me out for no apparent reason to my dad while he was dropping us off at school. The beating I got when I got home that night was indescribable. The beating I unleashed on the friend in turn was also indescribable.
ace23
09-03-2013, 12:14 PM
haha it's true though black kids always trying to take my toys.
:roll: :roll: :roll:
ace23
09-03-2013, 12:30 PM
Actually beat my son's ass just the other day. Found this in my damn Amazon shopping cart:
http://www.amazon.com/Imouto-Kawaii-Oreimo-Japanese-Edition/dp/4048706497/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1378169133&sr=8-7&keywords=Oreimo
:biggums:
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