how subtle does an as* grab need to be?

[Jameerthefear]

i need a serious answer.

[B-Low]

In what context? Is the person ok with it? Is it someone you know that you're flirting with? Is it someone you know that you're playfully doing it to? A girlfriend in public? A stranger at a club that you're gonna make it seem accidental with?

[L.Kizzle]

Yeah, what B-Low said ...

:coleman:

[Jameerthefear]

Not exactly girlfriend but close to it. If that makes sense

[B-Low]

And where would you be? That makes a big difference

[embersyc]

Unless its a total stranger, or someone you just met at the club 10 mins ago, no reason to be subtle.

WTF kind of thread is this?

[Jameerthefear]

And where would you be? That makes a big difference
School. Probably in the hallways or something.

[L.Kizzle]

Do it while giving her a hug.

/thread

[B-Low]

Just do it playfully. Or like Kizzle said do it while you hug her. As long as you're not doing it all lustfully in front of teachers why would you have to be subtle about it? As long as the girl's cool with it, grab away.

[Jameerthefear]

Do it while giving her a hug.

/thread
what if i want it to be a surprise though. like i want to gauge the reaction.

[Jameerthefear]

Just do it playfully. Or like Kizzle said do it while you hug her. As long as you're not doing it all lustfully in front of teachers why would you have to be subtle about it? As long as the girl's cool with it, grab away.
:cheers:
I'm blaming you guys if this fails though :coleman:

[ace23]

How awkward must you be to ask a question like this?

[embersyc]

:cheers:
I'm blaming you guys if this fails though :coleman:


How could it possibly fail? Unless the girl has no interest in you?

[Jameerthefear]

How awkward must you be to ask a question like this?
this shit's not natural for me

[L.Kizzle]

How could it possibly fail? Unless the girl has no interest in you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBU5Yu6RFBY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzWronMcXR8

This could happen.
:lol

[B-Low]

what if i want it to be a surprise though. like i want to gauge the reaction.

Like I said best way to do it if you're not sure what the reaction would be is just to act playful when you do it, like you're joking. If you walk up tryin to be all smooth and sexual then that's when she would take it the wrong way.

At least if you do it jokingly and she doesn't react how you want you can just laugh it off. You can't laugh off a sexual advance tho :oldlol:

[embersyc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBU5Yu6RFBY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzWronMcXR8

This could happen.
:lol


:oldlol:

Well that is a stalker move ffs.

[Jameerthefear]

Like I said best way to do it if you're not sure what the reaction would be is just to act playful when you do it, like you're joking. If you walk up tryin to be all smooth and sexual then that's when she would take it the wrong way.

At least if you do it jokingly and she doesn't react how you want you can just laugh it off. You can't laugh off a sexual advance tho :oldlol:
okay, thanks :cheers:

[L.Kizzle]

:oldlol:

Well that is a stalker move ffs.
If you watch the rest of the movie, it actually works.

HE gets beat up by her brother in the 2nd clip. She feels bad for him, gives him her number and they have sex.

[bmulls]

School. Probably in the hallways or something.

:coleman:

It's summer, son.





Everybody in this thread just helped OP molest his sister.

[Jameerthefear]

:coleman:

It's summer, son.





Everybody in this thread just helped OP molest his sister.
School starts in like 3 weeks.

[embersyc]

Okay, you can't plan an ass grab 3 weeks in advance. I'm sure there should probably be a rule about that. :lol:

[ace23]

School starts in like 3 weeks.
This ***** drawing up a gameplan and shit. :roll:

[Jameerthefear]

Okay, you can't plan an ass grab 3 weeks in advance. I'm sure there should probably be a rule about that. :lol:
if you're me you do :lol
i have to explore all the things that could go wrong (me tripping over my feet, her slapping me, etc.) and then gauge if i still want to try it or not.
that's called foresight :D

[Bano114]

if you're me you do :lol
i have to explore all the things that could go wrong (me tripping over my feet, her slapping me, etc.) and then gauge if i still want to try it or not.
that's called foresight :D

If all else fails just whip it out.

[B-Low]

if you're me you do :lol
i have to explore all the things that could go wrong (me tripping over my feet, her slapping me, etc.) and then gauge if i still want to try it or not.
that's called foresight :D

Honestly the biggest risk at this point is that you're gonna overthink it. Ass grabs/smacks are smoothest when theyre spontaneous.

When you try to map out an approach when it comes to women, it hardly ever works out because women will do random/unpredictable shit that will throw things off. You might decide youre gonna grab it during a hug, then she gives you a side hug. But you mapped out the assgrab for a front hug. The reach around from the side is 20 times more awkward but if you still go for it, it's gonna seem all forced and perverted rather than playful. She'll know you were thinking about it.

Best thing to do this far in advance is just keep in mind that its a goal, and wait for the chance. Don't have it in your head that you're gonna do this shit the first time you see her no matter what obstacles come your way :oldlol:

[Jameerthefear]

Honestly the biggest risk at this point is that you're gonna overthink it. Ass grabs/smacks are smoothest when theyre spontaneous.

When you try to map out an approach when it comes to women, it hardly ever works out because women will do random/unpredictable shit that will throw things off. You might decide youre gonna grab it during a hug, then she gives you a side hug. But you mapped out the assgrab for a front hug. The reach around from the side is 20 times more awkward but if you still go for it, it's gonna seem all forced and perverted rather than playful. She'll know you were thinking about it.

Best thing to do this far in advance is just keep in mind that its a goal, and wait for the chance. Don't have it in your head that you're gonna do this shit the first time you see her no matter what obstacles come your way :oldlol:
Yeah i do that a lot. i don't even want to elaborate on some of the bad situations this has put me in.

[G-Funk]

I've been touching some girls ass at work, she likes a nice firm crab no ***** shytt

[HarryCallahan]

Yeah i do that a lot. i don't even want to elaborate on some of the bad situations this has put me in.

Listen to everything your uncle B-Low is telling you.

If you've planned out an ass grab and decided "This is it, i'm going for it..." you're going to be tense and nervous right? Tension filled ass grabs aren't sexy, not for you and not for her.

Just keep it in the back of your mind that you wanna do it, and then if an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, take it.

[Jameerthefear]

Listen to everything your uncle B-Low is telling you.

If you've planned out an ass grab and decided "This is it, i'm going for it..." you're going to be tense and nervous right? Tension filled ass grabs aren't sexy, not for you and not for her.

Just keep it in the back of your mind that you wanna do it, and then if an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, take it.
I'm going to screw this up. I already know :lol

[HarryCallahan]

Grab or not grab- There is no screw up.

[SpurrDurr]

I don't think your anime pillow would mind it.

http://www.michaeljohngrist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/2009%203march%20big%20sight%20anime/big%20sight%20anime%2070032.jpg

[dude77]

very beta thread .. what has gone wrong with our young men :facepalm

[HarryCallahan]

very beta thread .. what has gone wrong with our young men :facepalm

I knoe write... Drinking Ice-Tea, wearing hoodies, grabbing girls asses. We should be more like the great Z.

[dude77]

I knoe write... Drinking Ice-Tea, wearing hoodies, grabbing girls asses. We should be more like the great Z.

beating up people because they annoy you and then complaining when you get your ass shot .. asking if you should 'touch' a female .. yes, pathetic

[HarryCallahan]

beating up people because they annoy you and then complaining when you get your ass shot .. asking if you should 'touch' a female .. yes, pathetic

ikr Fvck that little b!tch, he was all like "waah waah I got shot."

[MavsSuperFan]

Not exactly girlfriend but close to it. If that makes sense
If this is true, grope her ass as a way of saying hello.

Go up to her from behind and grab her ass as you say hello and then move into a conversation topic. 90% chance she lets you get away with it.

[Balla_Status]

very beta thread .. what has gone wrong with our young men :facepalm

OP will grow the confidence. He respects women but teen girls don't want to be respected. They just want attention.

[East_Stone_Ya]

what kind of girl likes their ass getting grabbed anyways???

[blablabla]

you wanna touch your sisters ass in the school hallway ??

[Jameerthefear]

you wanna touch your sisters ass in the school hallway ??
:rolleyes:

[FiveRings]

i need a serious answer.
Think bigger than an ass grab dude. Just ask her to be your girlfriend. If she says yes, you can grab her ass whenever you want and she won't care. If you just go up to her and grab her ass, you might mess things up.

Think big Jameerthefear. Go for the f*ck. Once she's your girlfriend, after you have her over a few times make your move, start kissing her, then put your hand down her pants and see if she's ready to ****. It can't hurt to try. The worse she'll do is say she's not ready to f*ck, and then you just have to wait a little while.

[CelticPride13]

I was in the same situation as you a while ago, except it wasn't in school. Over here, there's teen discos where you don't dance, guys just make-out with girls. It's not that hard to grab their ass :lol

[rhythmic]

Your mom will definitely ground you, no matter how subtle it is!

[Nick Young]

An ass grab planned 3 weeks in advance, that's the saddest shit i ever heard

[Jameerthefear]

[QUOTE=rhythmic

[MavsSuperFan]

Just walk up to her from behind and grab her ass while saying hello, and immediately transition into a conversational topic.
She will probably let you get away with it, if she gets mad, say you meant to tap her on the lower back to get her attention.

[ILLsmak]

Gotta get on that real deviant shit. Go up behind her, act like you're reaching around to grab something or do it when everyone is close and push your dick into her ass alil.

myman. monfrotteur.

Don't say I never gave ya nothing.

-Smak

[OhNoTimNoSho]

If you're sitting around thinking about the science behind ass grabbing, you're probably not ready to grab any girls asses.

[rhythmic]

It's funny you mention this today.
Me and my wife went for dinner last night and afterwards I gave her a present for her birthday. So she kissed me and I just picked her up by her ass. Then afterwards, I kept pinching it as we were walking or putting my hand inside her pants.

Point being, you don't plan these things; you need to read the situation and understand the type of woman you're right. It's a part of being charming. No one on here can really tell you if you should or shouldn't grab a girl's ass little man. And you will get into situations where you just know both you and the girl want to make out and be intimate; at that moment, trust me; she WANTS you to grab her ass etc.

[Jameerthefear]

this didn't work :facepalm
i just got kicked in the balls.

[blablabla]

what a surprise

[TheReal Kendall]

this didn't work :facepalm
i just got kicked in the balls.

:biggums:

It all makes sense now.:facepalm

You just know grabbed the booty?:facepalm You planned this for a month?:facepalm

Are you white?

[Jameerthefear]

knew i shouln't have bumped this thread...

[Nick Young]

this didn't work :facepalm
i just got kicked in the balls.
Forreals? Tell the story of what happened. Shit man, don't worry there will be many ass grabs in your future.

[B-Low]

Tell the story of what happened.

^^^

http://whalethen.com/files/7ca.gif

[Jameerthefear]

Forreals? Tell the story of what happened. Shit man, don't worry there will be many ass grabs in your future.
one sec i'm eating pizza

[TheReal Kendall]

My thing is, is this your first time grabbing ass?

I was grabbing ass in the 5th and 6th grade.

You gotta get off the computer and enjoy your youth bro.

[Jameerthefear]

I leave home all dressed up. I got my swag on :pimp: It's after gym when I go for the grab, everything went fine... except for the time i left my hand there. there was awkward eye contact for like 2-3 seconds too, my hand was there for like 5-7 seconds :facepalm. She kicked me in the balls when she looked back and realized what I was doing :facepalm

[TheReal Kendall]

I leave home all dressed up. I got my swag on :pimp: It's after gym when I go for the grab, everything went fine... except for the time i left my hand there. there was awkward eye contact for like 2-3 seconds too, my hand was there for like 5-7 seconds :facepalm. She kicked me in the balls when she looked back and realized what I was doing :facepalm

Are y'all still friends?

You shouldn't have held it there for that long

[B-Low]

I leave home all dressed up. I got my swag on :pimp: It's after gym when I go for the grab, everything went fine... except for the time i left my hand there. there was awkward eye contact for like 2-3 seconds too, my hand was there for like 5-7 seconds:facepalm. She kicked me in the balls when she looked back and realized what I was doing :facepalm
http://24.media.tumblr.com/a321b5dc344eb5d8309bd813233f21f5/tumblr_mjkj9coCS31rsuyhco1_250.png

[ace23]

except for the time i left my hand there. there was awkward eye contact for like 2-3 seconds too, my hand was there for like 5-7 seconds :facepalm.
what the **** :roll: :roll:

[Jameerthefear]

Are y'all still friends?

You shouldn't have held it there for that long
Yeah we're still friends

[TheReal Kendall]

Yeah we're still friends

Well there's still hope then.

Did she say anything afterwards?

[Jameerthefear]

what the **** :roll: :roll:
I'm always messing up things like this :facepalm

[MavsSuperFan]

I leave home all dressed up. I got my swag on :pimp: It's after gym when I go for the grab, everything went fine... except for the time i left my hand there. there was awkward eye contact for like 2-3 seconds too, my hand was there for like 5-7 seconds :facepalm. She kicked me in the balls when she looked back and realized what I was doing :facepalm
you planned this for months and this was the result?

why would you just stare at her blankly with your hand on her ass?


If this is true, grope her ass as a way of saying hello.

Go up to her from behind and grab her ass as you say hello and then move into a conversation topic. 90% chance she lets you get away with it.

Just walk up to her from behind and grab her ass while saying hello, and immediately transition into a conversational topic.
She will probably let you get away with it, if she gets mad, say you meant to tap her on the lower back to get her attention.
Should have at least tried this, better than staring blankly at her.

[Jameerthefear]

you planned this for months and this was the result?

why would you just stare at her blankly with your hand on her ass?



Should have at least tried this, better than staring blankly at her.
This would have been a good idea...

[Nick Young]

This would have been a good idea...
Did she just act normal after that? What's she say? You grabbed her ass for 7 seconds straight? what'd you say after getting kicked in the balls? It sounds crazy akward for everyone involved.

[B-Low]

I mean really...count out 7 seconds. Now spend 3 of those staring silently at one object.

That's a really long grab :oldlol:

[Jameerthefear]

Did she just act normal after that? What's she say? You grabbed her ass for 7 seconds straight? what'd you say after getting kicked in the balls? It sounds crazy akward for everyone involved.
Well she just kind of went to her class after that. I didn't see her again that day. I was like chill out (it didn't really hurt since she got more thigh then ball).

I mean really...count out 7 seconds. Now spend 3 of those staring silently at one object.

That's a really long grab
I was just convincing myself to do it so much that I really didn't know what to do when I got there...

[Jameerthefear]

she's not messaging me back...

[Heavincent]

Try again tomorrow.

What could possibly go wrong? :confusedshrug:

Besides sexual harassment charges

[mateoboz]

That's rough man, but you know what? At least you went for it. A lot of other kids who would have had to muster up the nerve like this would have gotten to the ass and pulled away. It's all uphill from here!:cheers:

[Bigsmoke]

How awkward must you be to ask a question like this?

I know right.

and besides, I don't grab bitches asses anymore.

I rub my face in there.:rockon:

lol j/p

[Jameerthefear]

That's rough man, but you know what? At least you went for it. A lot of other kids who would have had to muster up the nerve like this would have gotten to the ass and pulled away. It's all uphill from here!:cheers:
:cheers: thanks man

[imdaman99]

lol 7 second ass grab???? major awkward dude. but at least you tried :cheers:

time to forget her unless 1 day she starts talking to u again. plan the next ass grab, u can be that guy :oldlol:

[CarlosBoozer]

Make sure to touch a bit of her p*ssy too!

[HarryCallahan]

Chin-up buddy. At lest now you know it can't get any worse.

[LongLiveTheKing]

What a fail. Only go for it if you know she's into you, most girls won't just let you touch their asses. Or somehow try to bring her ass into the conversation and maybe she'll let you touch (happened to me) or ask her to let you. Going for the grab is much worse especially because you didn't even talk to her before.
Try this on another girl.

[Beatlezz]

:oldlol: :oldlol: :applause:

[East_Stone_Ya]

OP

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Jessica_452d84_227786.gif

[B-Low]

I know right.

and besides, I don't grab bitches asses anymore.

I rub my face in there.:rockon:

lol j/p

http://laurenoutloud.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bscap714.jpg

[blablabla]

See that's why you should plan these things


oh wait

[Psycho]

Such vulgarities should only be committed after marriage. You have sullied this girl, and no doubt she is in her room bawling, lamenting the fact she can no longer be a bride and yearning for her oh so ephemeral purity.

You should be ashamed of yourself OP. Truly you are a disgusting salacious beast.

[Bandito]

I leave home all dressed up. I got my swag on :pimp: It's after gym when I go for the grab, everything went fine... except for the time i left my hand there. there was awkward eye contact for like 2-3 seconds too, my hand was there for like 5-7 seconds :facepalm. She kicked me in the balls when she looked back and realized what I was doing :facepalm
I wish I was there so I could laugh at your retarded moment of the day.:roll:

But don't fret. You already did and it's not a big deal unless you're older than 18, and then you could get sued.

[FiveRings]

this didn't work :facepalm
i just got kicked in the balls.
Sorry it didn't work out dude. The last time a chick hit me in the balls she ended up flying ten feet back in the air and landing on her back. Good thing you didn't have an involuntary reaction like that :lol

[Jameerthefear]

Such vulgarities should only be committed after marriage. You have sullied this girl, and no doubt she is in her room bawling, lamenting the fact she can no longer be a bride and yearning for her oh so ephemeral purity.

You should be ashamed of yourself OP. Truly you are a disgusting salacious beast.
you're back >.>

I wish I was there so I could laugh at your retarded moment of the day.

But don't fret. You already did and it's not a big deal unless you're older than 18, and then you could get sued
it's all good I talker to her today :D

[Nick Young]

she's not messaging me back...
pretty sure u blew it bruh. Let her go. There are plenty of asses to grab in the sea.

[DonDadda59]

Keep working on your technique and you'll be like this in no time

http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/ab96/cagealot/giffo2.gif

:cheers:

Or you'll be a registered sex offender, either way.

[CanYouDigIt]

You should of practiced ass grabbing before doing it in a serious situation.

Flirt with your local school slut and practice ass grabbing her. Remember to be non-nonchalant with it. Don't ass grab in public around others unless you two are dating.

Also, an ass spank is a safer and just as effective as an ass grab.

And when I say spank I don't mean c0ck (lol) back and pimp slap the ass, just smack it like you'd smack someone's hand.


Soon you'll be as confident in life as this guy

http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bieber.gif

[Just2McFly]

Op needs to stop overthinking shit. That's EXACTLY why b*tches will turn your ass down. If they are hetero, they aren't into other bitches, so stop being one.

I'm not being harsh, I used to be the same way...I ended up grabbing a girls ass and getting super saiyan slapped as a freshman in highschool. Lesson was learned, I simply escalated too fast.

Honestly, I only grab ass after/during or right before kissing but find what works for you.

[B-Low]

That's EXACTLY why b*tches will turn your ass down. If they are hetero, they aren't into other bitches, so stop being one.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0yuzz0MXz1qeiqfao1_400.gif

[Just2McFly]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0yuzz0MXz1qeiqfao1_400.gif
:oldlol:

let me read your thoughts on the topic, cause i know you get the b's.

[Hittin_Shots]

I leave home all dressed up. I got my swag on :pimp: It's after gym when I go for the grab, everything went fine... except for the time i left my hand there. there was awkward eye contact for like 2-3 seconds too, my hand was there for like 5-7 seconds :facepalm. She kicked me in the balls when she looked back and realized what I was doing :facepalm

I think a wink woulda saved ya.

[magic chiongson]

i don't think i ever did an ass grab in high school aside from those times when you dance in a club and it was all like a part of it, but girls ofter rub their boobs on my arm any time of the day. my arm was like a boob magnet.

[Just2McFly]

This dude grabbed her ass for seven seconds before kissing the broad:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

that's escalating way too fast, ass grabbing is a very sexual thing, tiers above kissing and other lesser acts of affection. i thought this girl was really into you, but i guess not.

omg yo OP, just let this shit slide off your shoulder... use this to your advantage and play that aloof bad boy role for the duration of your HS career. roll with the punches bro

[Jameerthefear]

it was probably more like 6 seconds. i'll re-enact with my sister to get a more accurate timing.

[TheReal Kendall]

it was probably more like 6 seconds. i'll re-enact with my sister to get a more accurate timing.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/face.gif

[Peteballa]

it was probably more like 6 seconds. i'll re-enact with my sister to get a more accurate timing.

:roll: :roll:

[Jameerthefear]

alright it was about 5

[embersyc]

Nest time do it like this:

http://hollywoodphony.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/assgrab.gif

[TheReal Kendall]

Nest time do it like this:

http://hollywoodphony.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/assgrab.gif


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: