Question: Can you tell a delivery person to deliver something at a specific time?

[Jameerthefear]

Another one too... if I have a gift card on Amazon, but also have someone's debit card linked to my account (I have enough money to where the debit card won't be charged any) will this like send them a charge notice in their account or email.
Thanks in advance :cheers:

[Bandito]

just give the mailman a 20 and tell him to give it to you when you want

[Jameerthefear]

just give the mailman a 20 and tell him to give it to you when you want
It's something off Amazon though, in this case I think UPS would ship it...
And I don't have that kind of money anyways :(

[Bandito]

It's something off Amazon though, in this case I think UPS would ship it...
And I don't have that kind of money anyways :(
Wait you got money to spend on Hentai but not on tips? :roll:

But seriously, if it is UPS you're fvcked UNLESS they movies comes in brown packaging, which it will obviously will. But the question is if your parents will open the package?

[Real Men Wear Green]

Amazon gives the options of standard delivery and express delivery. You don't get the option of asking for it to be at your door at 3:51pm. Whoever delivers it to your house will deliver it as part of a set route that your home is part of and Amazon will send you some email with a window of days between which they think it will arrive.

[GOBB]

It's something off Amazon though, in this case I think UPS would ship it...
And I don't have that kind of money anyways :(

FedEx, and USPS handle amazon packages as well. UPS will often drop off amazon packages to the post office for them to in turn deliver the package. Due to UPS not being able to handle so many parcels. So amazon uses a combination of these places. If you selected the 1-2 shipping then its a good chance that UPS will deliver. Unsure of their delivery times. If its a different way of shipping usps most likely. usps and amazon have a deal so usps has been handling a large quantity of amazon parcels (increased revenue).

No clue how UPS works but doubt you can tell them what time to deliver it. Usually they have a time frame where you can expect the package. Post office unless you're cool with your mail carrier? No you cant tell them when to deliver your package. Chances are since you are a kid you're not cool with your mail carrier. So it'll come the normal scheduled time you get your mail daily.

Let me guess you ordered GTA 5 and want to avoid your parents discovering the package given how strict they are against the game?

[Jameerthefear]

FedEx, and USPS handle amazon packages as well. UPS will often drop off amazon packages to the post office for them to in turn deliver the package. Due to UPS not being able to handle so many parcels. So amazon uses a combination of these places. If you selected the 1-2 shipping then its a good chance that UPS will deliver. Unsure of their delivery times. If its a different way of shipping usps most likely. usps and amazon have a deal so usps has been handling a large quantity of amazon parcels (increased revenue).

No clue how UPS works but doubt you can tell them what time to deliver it. Usually they have a time frame where you can expect the package. Post office unless you're cool with your mail carrier? No you cant tell them when to deliver your package. Chances are since you are a kid you're not cool with your mail carrier. So it'll come the normal scheduled time you get your mail daily.

Let me guess you ordered GTA 5 and want to avoid your parents discovering the package given how strict they are against the game?
Well GTA V is going to be even harder since they will guess because of the shape of the box... thanks for the info though. It seems I'm fvcked.

Wait you got money to spend on Hentai but not on tips? :roll:

But seriously, if it is UPS you're fvcked UNLESS they movies comes in brown packaging, which it will obviously will. But the question is if your parents will open the package?
it'snot hentai, and my parents usually respect my privacy enough not to open it BUT they will want to watch me open it and know what was in it.

[Jameerthefear]

Amazon gives the options of standard delivery and express delivery. You don't get the option of asking for it to be at your door at 3:51pm. Whoever delivers it to your house will deliver it as part of a set route that your home is part of and Amazon will send you some email with a window of days between which they think it will arrive.
Sadly the problem is I'll be at school when it arrives...

[GOBB]

Just get packages shipped to a friends address if possible. What is it about this package tho? What did you order

[Jameerthefear]

Just get packages shipped to a friends address if possible. What is it about this package tho? What did you order
A friend's house would be even worse...
could i get them to drop it in the bushes?

[HarryCallahan]

A friend's house would be even worse...
could i get them to drop it in the bushes?


No, and tell us what "it" is.

[Jameerthefear]

No, and tell us what "it" is.
Is there a reason you need to know?...

[irondarts]

If no one is home when they try to initially deliver it, then they will leave a small piece of paper on your door called an infonotice instead of the package, on the paper, it will give you the option of signing the paper and allowing them to leave the package on the door step the next day, or it will give you an infonotice number that you can enter into the tracking section of their website, after you do that, you will be able to select different delivery options, one of the options is what time they will deliver.

This is only the way UPS does it though, sometimes Amazon will ship through USPS or Fed Ex Smartpost, and they will just leave the package no matter what on your doorstep.

So if it is shipping through UPS, make sure no one is home on the initial delivery, and they will leave the info notice (or they are supposed to) and once you have that paper, you can select the delivery time for the next day.

[Jameerthefear]

If no one is home when they try to initially deliver it, then they will leave a small piece of paper on your door called an infonotice instead of the package, on the paper, it will give you the option of signing the paper and allowing them to leave the package on the door step the next day, or it will give you an infonotice number that you can enter into the tracking section of their website, after you do that, you will be able to select different delivery options, one of the options is what time they will deliver.

This is only the way UPS does it though, sometimes Amazon will ship through USPS or Fed Ex Smartpost, and they will just leave the package no matter what on your doorstep.

So if it is shipping through UPS, make sure no one is home on the initial delivery, and they will leave the info notice (or they are supposed to) and once you have that paper, you can select the delivery time for the next day.
My mom is always home though :banghead:

[HarryCallahan]

Is there a reason you need to know?...

So I can black-mail you into giving me your copy of GTA V.

[KobesFinger]

PS3 or XBox?

[HarryCallahan]

Damn, how did you order stuff online without needing your parents credit card? Do you have Paypal or something? I need to know this lol.

You kids need to abuse craigslist. If I had craigslist when I was 14 I'd be on that all day errday. Sell drugs too, you'll make good money. (Not you Jameer, if the state of 'Bama catches you, your black ass is goin to the pen.)

[Jameerthefear]

Damn, how did you order stuff online without needing your parents credit card? Do you have Paypal or something? I need to know this lol.
Amazon gift cards. I'm not sure if they still send a charge notice to my mom's debit card though. I checked her e-mail and nothing was there so I hope not.

So I can black-mail you into giving me your copy of GTA V.
I don't think that's necessary...

PS3 or Xbox?
Xbox when I do order the game later (not what I'm talking about right now though)

[TheSilentKiller]

Kids your age shouldn't be using that kind of language. :no:

[Jameerthefear]

tell us mother****er!
don't talk to me like that. I'm your superior, you freshman :D

[HarryCallahan]

i'd probably get kidnapped lol.

Just make friends with the travellers, people will be like "Oh, don't mess with that dude, he's mates with the pikey's"

[GOBB]

A friend's house would be even worse...
could i get them to drop it in the bushes?

No they wont drop it in the bushes. You're just shyt out of luck unless you pull Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

[Jameerthefear]

No they wont drop it in the bushes. You're just shyt out of luck unless you pull Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Man i'm fvcked...

[Jameerthefear]

how much is the dildo?
why would i buy a dildo i'm 110% straight.

[HarryCallahan]

I'm guessing it's like a fleshlight or something. Anime themed fleshlight maybe? Maybe a Japanese bodypillow?

[Jameerthefear]

how much is the thing you're buying then.
don't worry bout it.

I'm guessing it's like a fleshlight or something. Anime themed fleshlight maybe? Maybe a Japanese bodypillow?
nope.

[HarryCallahan]

don't worry bout it.

nope.


It's a dildo then. Shade was right everyone.

[KobesFinger]

Mail order bride? Gay/tranny porn? Octopus costume? Or maybe something like a birthday or anniversary present for your parents

[Jameerthefear]

It's a dildo then. Shade was right everyone.
you wish.

Mail order bride? Gay/tranny porn? Octopus costume? Or maybe something like a birthday or anniversary present for your parents
nope.

[Psycho]

why would i buy a dildo i'm 110% straight.

Because your dick is too small to please girls.

[Jameerthefear]

why are you making it so secretive anyway? we don't know who you are and we're not your parents in disguise either lol.
the last time i made a thread about the kind of things I watch/read it turned into a 10+ page thread...

[HarryCallahan]

It's some freaky anime stuff. Doesn't want his parents to see, because his dad already thinks he's a ph@ggott.

[Jameerthefear]

you guys are mean... i guess i already got the information I needed though

[Jameerthefear]

I FOUND IT. HE POSTED IT IN THE ANIME THREAD. MWAHAHAHA.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0316254231/ref=ox_sc_act_title_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER
:facepalm :facepalm what goes in the anime thread STAYS in the anime thread :facepalm

[Jameerthefear]

you don't tease me like that lol.
I might have deserved it, but just remember that rule if you ever go searching that thread...

[HarryCallahan]

Better chance of your dad thinking you're straight if you got a dildo.

[TylerOO]

Better chance of your dad thinking you're straight if you got a dildo.

:roll:

[Jameerthefear]

okey dokey. but does it count if I don't watch anime??
why do all my threads always turn into threads with people roasting me...
Yes. Yes it does still count :no:

[KobesFinger]

Shade :bowdown:

Jameer, how are you going to hide this? Do you have many other books in your room?

[Jameerthefear]

Shade :bowdown:

Jameer, how are you going to hide this? Do you have many other books in your room?
I'm starting a collection... in my closet.

[KobesFinger]

Closet? The same one your dad thinks you're in?

[Jameerthefear]

Closet? The same one your dad thinks you're in?
damn

[Jameerthefear]

I wonder if it's too late to cancel the order. If my parents find out about this...

[KobesFinger]

Jameer, I'm just fccking with you lol. I know you're straight from the ass grab thread.

[Jameerthefear]

Jameer, I'm just fccking with you lol. I know you're straight from the ass grab thread.
sorry sometimes it gets hard to tell :lol

[treadster]

I wonder if it's too late to cancel the order. If my parents find out about this...
What happened if your parent do find out? Are they gonna whoop your ass or something?

[Jameerthefear]

What happened if your parent do find out? Are they gonna whoop your ass or something?
I'm not sure, but I know it wouldn't be a good reaction

[treadster]

I'm not sure, but I know it wouldn't be a good reaction
Your parents probably already label you creepy anime loving kid, i'm pretty sure they won't get mad.

[Jameerthefear]

Your parents probably already label you creepy anime loving kid, i'm pretty sure they won't get mad.
my parents don't even know i watch anime. no one does.

[Jameerthefear]

gee thanks. i guess we're not people anymore.
Nobody but my beautiful, compassionate, and wise fellow ISHiots :cheers:
I think I got a plan. When the package comes I'm going take the box from my mom and run upstairs really fast.

[HarryCallahan]

Nobody but my beautiful, compassionate, and wise fellow ISHiots :cheers:
I think I got a plan. When the package comes I'm going take the box from my mom and run upstairs really fast.

It's a million dollar idea!

[HeatFanSince88]

Lol. Kid ordered some hentai off of amazon and doesn't want his parents to see it. Holy fck only on ISH :lol

[treadster]

Nobody but my beautiful, compassionate, and wise fellow ISHiots :cheers:
I think I got a plan. When the package comes I'm going take the box from my mom and run upstairs really fast.
If that's your plan just remember to not froze like you did on your ass grab plan.

[Jameerthefear]

Lol. Kid ordered some hentai off of amazon and doesn't want his parents to see it. Holy fck only on ISH :lol
NOT hentai

[Jameerthefear]

If that's your plan just remember to not froze like you did on your ass grab plan.
won't happen again. I learn from my mistakes

[Segatti]

I really want to import figures like this:
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIG-MOE-1899&page=top%2Fsearch%2Flist%3Fs_keywords%3Dmugi%24pag emax%3D30%24getcnt%3D0%24pagecnt%3D1


I'm sure my parents reaction will be hilarious :lol

[Jameerthefear]

I really want to import figures like this:
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIG-MOE-1899&page=top%2Fsearch%2Flist%3Fs_keywords%3Dmugi%24pag emax%3D30%24getcnt%3D0%24pagecnt%3D1


I'm sure my parents reaction will be hilarious :lol
If my parents saw me with that... :lol

[KobesFinger]

You guys gotta start saving up to move to Japan

[Jameerthefear]

You guys gotta start saving up to move to Japan
I heard Asian people are pretty racist so no thanks :lol

[Myth]

OP has obviously not seen the end of Back to the Future 2.

[tmacattack33]

:wtf:

[Jameerthefear]

:lol

****ing asian wannabes...
:no: respect your elders kiddo :no:

OP has obviously not seen the end of Back to the Future 2.
That show is for old people :lol senior citizens :roll:

[Bandito]

That show is for old people :lol senior citizens :roll:[/QUOTE]
:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

[MAC system]

You probably got a couple ways to hide this if you didn't use your parents amazon to order it, in which case they probably will find out.

You can either tell your mom you bought a book from amazon, get another book from Barnes and noble before it comes, then when the package comes hopefully shell be trusting enough to not open it. Then grab the box open it in your room and show her the book you're not embarrassed about that you bought at b and n, and she'll be happy you're reading on your own to really care.

Or you could say it's a Christmas present for her, but might snoop around then to see what you bought her and find something more embarrassing than that. Good luck.

[chazzy]

Here you go: Amazon delivery locker http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=200689010

You can search for a nearby locker location (usually a 711 or something) and have ..whatever... shipped there. You're given an access code to open up the locker. Looks like this: http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/5037e9cfecad04f35800000a-960/amazon-locker.jpg

[b1imtf]

OP keeps attention whoring

[Jameerthefear]

it comes today. ill see if my plan works.

[CarlosBoozer]

Goodluck baby 'meer

[Jameerthefear]

fvcking terrible day

[treadster]

fvcking terrible day
:lol What happened?:lol

[Jameerthefear]

Did your momma whoop you? :roll:
i bombed a test, came home from practice, and the book is there on the table. they must have opened the package. another act of not respecting my privacy because my cousin has to come over and i'm going to have to share my room with my little sister. so i either have to sleep on the floor on in the bed with her, and i don't like sleeping on the floor (DON'T MAKE ANY JOKES). anyways i noticed my dad was silent in the car on the way home too. when my eyes met the book i could feel him staring at me and then he went to his room. i already know were going to have a "talk". this is so fvcking stupid. all this over a fvcking book.

[Jameerthefear]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: http://theflirtingretreat.com/images/smilies/crying.gif http://theflirtingretreat.com/images/smilies/crying.gif http://theflirtingretreat.com/images/smilies/crying.gif http://theflirtingretreat.com/images/smilies/crying.gif
yeah yeah laugh it up middle schooler

[BoogieWoogieMan]

So what's the big deal about this..."book"?

[Jameerthefear]

So what's the big deal about this..."book"?
it was this one:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0316254231/ref=ox_sc_act_title_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER

[blablabla]

it was this one:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0316254231/ref=ox_sc_act_title_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER
I'd whoop my sons ass too if he was reading that shit

[Jameerthefear]

:)
you suck :mad:

Why do your parents dislike anime?
i'm not even sure my parents know what the word anime means. it just looks girly is why they have a problem with it.

[Jameerthefear]

I'd whoop my sons ass too if he was reading that shit
well i hope you don't have kids

[Jameerthefear]

I hate to stereotype but gays are kinda girly.
not all..
i'm not gay

[KobesFinger]

Unlucky son. You're giving your dad evidence, but it's not porn though so it isn't too bad. Next time order DBZ or some shit.

[HarryCallahan]

:roll:


Sorry Jameer.

[MAC system]

Any update on your talk?

[dilley]

Should have just ordered hentai. Would be much easier to explain than the whimsical adventures of 4 girlfriends.

[Heavincent]

I'm not accusing him of anything, but for all we know, the OP could be some sick pedophile posing as a 14 year old kid so he has an excuse to fawn over young girls.

But for the sake of these hilarious threads, I'll play along.

[Segatti]

Should have just ordered hentai. Would be much easier to explain than the whimsical adventures of 4 girlfriends.
:lol :lol

[Jailblazers7]

Is your dad a homphobe or something? Seems like he is terrified that you are gay because you read weird books.

[Jameerthefear]

Jameer, what color are you?

I'm not accusing him of anything, but for all we know, the OP could be some sick pedophile posing as a 14 year old kid so he has an excuse to fawn over young girls.

But for the sake of these hilarious threads, I'll play along.
just going to have to take my word for it. i really don't want to put my name to a face on this forum as i previously said :D
Black

[9erempiree]

Just order a Playboy magazine next time so your folks don't think you're gay.

They may take you out for ice cream this time.

[Jameerthefear]

Just order a Playboy magazine next time so your folks don't think you're gay.

They may take you out for ice cream this time.
that would be even worse.

[Jello]

Why do you like to read such weird shit?

[Le Shaqtus]

Your family is conservative as f*ck dude :lol

[Jameerthefear]

Your family is conservative as f*ck dude :lol
Compared to most people in Alabama my family is verrrrrryy liberal. To the point where it gets annoying :lol

[Bandito]

I'm not accusing him of anything, but for all we know, the OP could be some sick pedophile posing as a 14 year old kid so he has an excuse to fawn over young girls.

But for the sake of these hilarious threads, I'll play along.
But he's not fawning over young girls but over cartoons? There is a big difference.

[HeatFanSince88]

Your family is conservative as f*ck dude :lol

yet I guarantee they all voted for Obama only because hes black. :oldlol:

[Jameerthefear]

yet I guarantee they all voted for Obama only because hes black. :oldlol:
doubt that's why they voted for him but ok.

[MavsSuperFan]

Just explain to your dad why you like anime. show him dbz or something and compare it to superman comics.


i'm going to have to share my room with my little sister. so i either have to sleep on the floor on in the bed with her, and i don't like sleeping on the floor (DON'T MAKE ANY JOKES). .

:lol stop admitting this stuff man

I try not to be the type of person that makes fun of a 15 year old, but you make it tough man.

[Jameerthefear]

Just explain to your dad why you like anime. show him dbz or something and compare it to superman comics.



:lol stop admitting this stuff man

I try not to be the type of person that makes fun of a 15 year old, but you make it tough man.
He wouldn't understand.
i say this kind of stuff on here because this is the only place where I can

[MavsSuperFan]

He wouldn't understand.
i say this kind of stuff on here because this is the only place where I can
But you said your family was really liberal.

Based on what you have said they seem too close minded and homophobic to be considered really liberal.

And if you had this problem why did you order the anime?

Also its easy to prove you straight if you need to. I am sure as a 15 year old in 2013 you watch tons of internet porn. Show your dad your web browser history. He probably wont think your gay anymore.

[HarryCallahan]

Why you have to get the single phaggiest piece of anime you could find?

[Jameerthefear]

But you said your family was really liberal.

Based on what you have said they seem too close minded and homophobic to be considered really liberal.

And if you had this problem why did you order the anime?

Also its easy to prove you straight if you need to. I am sure as a 15 year old in 2013 you watch tons of internet porn. Show your dad your web browser history. He probably wont think your gay anymore.
THey are liberal. they're cool with gay people. just not me being gay which i'm not. i oredered it before i really thought about it. i figured i would take a gamble and i really wanted that book...

[Jameerthefear]

Why you have to get the single phaggiest piece of anime you could find?
You know how close I was to ordering this:
http://www.amazon.com/Imouto-Kawaii-Oreimo-Japanese-Edition/dp/4048706497/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1377989255&sr=8-7&keywords=Oreimo
or
http://www.amazon.com/Oreimo-Volume-4-Tsukasa-Fushimi/dp/1616552212/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1377989255&sr=8-5&keywords=Oreimo
or
http://www.amazon.com/Mayo-Chiki-Vol-Hajime-Asano/dp/193786734X/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1377989296&sr=8-3&keywords=Mayo+Chiki
k-on college is pretty tame compared to that :confusedshrug:

[HarryCallahan]

You know how close I was to ordering this:
http://www.amazon.com/Imouto-Kawaii-Oreimo-Japanese-Edition/dp/4048706497/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1377989255&sr=8-7&keywords=Oreimo
or
http://www.amazon.com/Oreimo-Volume-4-Tsukasa-Fushimi/dp/1616552212/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1377989255&sr=8-5&keywords=Oreimo
or
http://www.amazon.com/Mayo-Chiki-Vol-Hajime-Asano/dp/193786734X/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1377989296&sr=8-3&keywords=Mayo+Chiki
k-on college is pretty tame compared to that :confusedshrug:


:yaohappy:

[Jameerthefear]

:yaohappy:
it's not that bad. i was close to ordering the first but it's expensive and used.

[B-Low]

You know how close I was to ordering this:
http://www.amazon.com/Imouto-Kawaii-Oreimo-Japanese-Edition/dp/4048706497/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1377989255&sr=8-7&keywords=Oreimo
or
http://www.amazon.com/Oreimo-Volume-4-Tsukasa-Fushimi/dp/1616552212/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1377989255&sr=8-5&keywords=Oreimo
or
http://www.amazon.com/Mayo-Chiki-Vol-Hajime-Asano/dp/193786734X/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1377989296&sr=8-3&keywords=Mayo+Chiki
k-on college is pretty tame compared to that :confusedshrug:

God dammit I clicked on that and now more of it's showing up in my recommended products section.

[Jameerthefear]

God dammit I clicked on that and now more of it's showing up in my recommended products section.
go to the front page under more items to consider and click view or edit your browsing history. remove anime. :D

[MavsSuperFan]

You know how close I was to ordering this:
http://www.amazon.com/Imouto-Kawaii-Oreimo-Japanese-Edition/dp/4048706497/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1377989255&sr=8-7&keywords=Oreimo
or
http://www.amazon.com/Oreimo-Volume-4-Tsukasa-Fushimi/dp/1616552212/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1377989255&sr=8-5&keywords=Oreimo
or
http://www.amazon.com/Mayo-Chiki-Vol-Hajime-Asano/dp/193786734X/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1377989296&sr=8-3&keywords=Mayo+Chiki
k-on college is pretty tame compared to that :confusedshrug:

well had you ordered those... I dont think they would think you are gay, other things maybe, but not gay.

[Jameerthefear]

well had you ordered those... I dont think they would think you are gay, other things maybe, but not gay.
What do you mean by "other things"?

[HarryCallahan]

What do you mean by "other things"?

A sister fvcker. With bad taste. A sister fvcker with bad taste.

[Jameerthefear]

A sister fvcker. With bad taste. A sister fvcker with bad taste.
oreimo would definitely the #1 thing i would hide from my parents. i love my sister, but not in that way...

[code green]

Wait, OP watches anime whose plotline consists of a brother/sister sexual relationship and he's now claiming he has to share a bed with his own sister? Either y'all niiggas getting trolled or we really need to alert some authorities. I'm thinking (hoping) it's the former.

[Jameerthefear]

Wait, OP watches anime whose plotline consists of a brother/sister sexual relationship and he's now claiming he has to share a bed with his own sister? Either y'all niiggas getting trolled or we really need to alert some authorities. I'm thinking (hoping) it's the former.
i slept on the floor. you think i was going to sleep in the bed with my sister? :wtf: