So no Miley Twerking thread?

[LakersDaBEst]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_eeFb8skrV0

[MavsSuperFan]

poor billy ray cyrus.

[HomieWeMajor]

Miley thinks she wants the black mamba but really she wouldn't be able to take it. I'd pay to watch though.

[FatComputerNerd]

Hank does not approve: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UUD3zyu7Ek

Tx Reddit...

[East_Stone_Ya]

Hank does not approve: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UUD3zyu7Ek

Tx Reddit...

:oldlol:

[DonDadda59]

Good ole fashioned pancake butt. Just like mom used to make :rockon:

[bdreason]

If her intent was to scare people I think she succeeded.

[-p.tiddy-]

poor billy ray cyrus.
she broke his achy breaky heart

[rknine15]

Hank does not approve: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UUD3zyu7Ek

Tx Reddit...
:bowdown: :bowdown:

[Real Men Wear Green]

I think she should call it "twigging."

[Scholar]

OP's link isn't working, but I looked it up. What's been seen cannot be unseen. 1950's ass in 2013. :facepalm

[TheReal Kendall]

OP's link isn't working, but I looked it up. What's been seen cannot be unseen. 1950's ass in 2013. :facepalm


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


She really ain't moving anything.

[Lebron23]

She is turning into a complete white thrash. I hope Elle Fanning and other young Hollywood actresses don't follow in her footsteps.

[LBJMVP]

i hate when people make fun of her ass in this performance.
its soo obvious that the way the outfit she was wearing made
her a*s looked ackward.


miley has a great ass, and that meme just makes me mad in general
people see that shit and just make fun of it but her ass is great, but the thing that she was wearing made it look weird.


sure, what she did was ridiculous. but people just love pointing out flaws in people. it is just sooo sad when people on the internet point out flaws in famous people because it is obvious that they have they exact same flaw or others that are worse




whatever, the way mileys oufit was built makes her butt look weird, but look up another picture of her and her ass looks great.

it is hilarious how people point this out,but yet look 100% worse then she does.


im drunk, also im right so f*ck yall.

f*ck gobb

[Jameerthefear]

i hate when people make fun of her ass in this performance.
its soo obvious that the way the outfit she was wearing made
her a*s looked ackward.


miley has a great ass, and that meme just makes me mad in general
people see that shit and just make fun of it but her ass is great, but the thing that she was wearing made it look weird.


sure, what she did was ridiculous. but people just love pointing out flaws in people. it is just sooo sad when people on the internet point out flaws in famous people because it is obvious that they have they exact same flaw or others that are worse




whatever, the way mileys oufit was built makes her butt look weird, but look up another picture of her and her ass looks great.

it is hilarious how people point this out,but yet look 100% worse then she does.


im drunk, also im right so f*ck yall.

f*ck gobb
http://i.imgur.com/rI9aau3.gif

[CeltsGarlic]

The fvck,lbj?
Obsessed like crazy.

[red1]

The technique is good but the assets are lacking. If you know what I mean

[tomtucker]

i hate when people make fun of her ass in this performance.
its soo obvious that the way the outfit she was wearing made
her a*s looked ackward.


miley has a great ass, and that meme just makes me mad in general
people see that shit and just make fun of it but her ass is great, but the thing that she was wearing made it look weird.


sure, what she did was ridiculous. but people just love pointing out flaws in people. it is just sooo sad when people on the internet point out flaws in famous people because it is obvious that they have they exact same flaw or others that are worse




whatever, the way mileys oufit was built makes her butt look weird, but look up another picture of her and her ass looks great.

it is hilarious how people point this out,but yet look 100% worse then she does.


im drunk, also im right so f*ck yall.

f*ck gobb

then why did she wear it....?.....i am sure she has 20 people to dress her up good , so?

[IamRAMBO24]

Did you guys know, she really really doesn't care what people think about her? She twerks because she's her own person. It's, like, in the Bill of Rights. You guys are acting like a bunch of Nazis.

http://www.chicagonow.com/so-you-have-a-girlfriend/files/2013/08/miley-cyrus-2013-vma-twerk-twerking-1024x573.jpg

Look at that beauty; that would make an awesome TV stand: perfectly smooth with a roughness no more than 1-10 nm.

http://www.chicagonow.com/so-you-have-a-girlfriend/files/2013/08/miley-cyrus-2013-vma-large-women-1024x560.jpg

God I love this pic. Look at her sniffing on Shaq's a*s (that's Shaq right?). I didn't see the video, but THAT combined with her twerking is what makes this woman godlike.

Yall are just haters.

[East_Stone_Ya]

http://cdn.ballerstatus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/2013-08-26-mil1.gif


http://cdn.ballerstatus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/2013-08-26-mil3.gif


http://cdn.ballerstatus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/2013-08-26-mil4.gif

[LJJ]

https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/d9aa79c5854908403182bca16a0ee222/tumblr_ms4a9jOcZG1qez34go1_500.png

[OhNoTimNoSho]

The technique is good but the assets are lacking. If you know what I mean
No, you are being too subtle. Could you please elaborate?

[magic chiongson]

saw this on facebook

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/q71/1184856_612716578776250_584973733_n.jpg

[Scholar]

https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/d9aa79c5854908403182bca16a0ee222/tumblr_ms4a9jOcZG1qez34go1_500.png

Gross beyond belief. Even I have a better ass than that, and mine is pretty hairy.

[Le Shaqtus]

That shits gross.

Hemsworth better ditch her ass before its too late.

[Derka]

So this is what twerking is? Making stupid faces and doing your best impression of a person having a seizure? That's pretty stupid.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Let's not overlook her atrocious hair cut. :wtf:

[L.Kizzle]

Bitch is gross.

Flabby ass that is just straight up fat without muscle.

Trying too hard to be 'shocking'.

Can't twerk.

Terrible man haircut.

No talent as a singer or performer.



Wouldn't f*ck her with someone else's dick.
Liar, I'd fck her with your dick.

[longtime lurker]

https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/d9aa79c5854908403182bca16a0ee222/tumblr_ms4a9jOcZG1qez34go1_500.png

Jesus :facepalm that non ass is sagging out the shorts

[MetsPackers]

Although she definitely made a complete whore of herself,

I was more grossed out by the faces she was making and the foam finger thing. Not sexy in any way. Total turnoff for some reason. It just wasn't feminine in any way,

That haircut didn't make it any better either, may be the reason it didn't look sexy infact

[Lakers Legend#32]

Pump That Rump! :banana:

[Geriatric]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gntgvQ76tHA

[PullupJay]

https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/998798_624125610941184_1308868169_n.jpg

[treadster]

ugh ugly :facepalm

[FiveRings]

@MileyCyrus
My VMA performance had 306,000 tweets per minute. That's more than the blackout or Superbowl! #fact.

Miley :bowdown:

[andgar923]

@MileyCyrus
My VMA performance had 306,000 tweets per minute. That's more than the blackout or Superbowl! #fact.

Miley :bowdown:

http://press.take88.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Screen-shot-2010-11-19-at-11.25.55-AM.png

[andgar923]

Btw

[boozehound]

that was pretty far from twerking. I twerk better than that. Damn, she is a bad dancer (from the leg kicks through the crotch grabs, its about as smooth as dHo's post moves)

[HardwoodLegend]

[QUOTE=andgar923]Btw

[OldSkoolball#52]

I'm not sure where exactly she goes from here.

She made her name as a cute tween idol. Now that she's all grow'd up, she doesn't seem to have many options. She's obviously not being offered legit movie roles as an actress. If she were she'd be doing that instead. She can't sing, so she doesn't have a future as a real singer.

She really has no choice but to be a "mainstream" pornstar like paris hilton or kim kardashian. They'll sell their bodies as much as the networks will allow in order to be famous. Let's not pretend she wouldn't straight up have sex on the stage at the VMA's if it were allowed on television and that's what she needed to do to get attention. These girls are not in any way a tier above pornstar. They aren't selling any sort of talent or ability, they're simply selling their flesh. Just because they do it in TV format while Jenna Jamison and others do it in internet format doesn't make them any more dignified.

I guess now she's a full blown "celebrity" and that's how she'll make her money. America has an endless appetite for watching famous people do anything. Now that I think about it, her options are virtually limitless because she's a household name. Even though she never actually did anything meaningful to become famous except be a public slut. Just like kardashian and hilton. She can have her own show now, which countless Americans will watch, she'll be invited to host things and appear on late night shows and so forth.

I sometimes wonder what kind of utopia we'd be living in if we had some of the standards and values of yesteryear combined with the technological advancement and convenience of today. It seems those things are mutually exclusive.

[OldSkoolball#52]

Nevermind that she isn't attractive facially with a lackluster body...


She's very attractive facially (when she sports a traditional look), she's just built like a praying mantis through no fault of her own.

Please don't act like you've ever had sex with a girl 1/2 as good looking as Miley. Some here have, but not you.

[HardwoodLegend]

She's very attractive facially (when she sports a traditional look), she's just built like a praying mantis through no fault of her own.

Please don't act like you've ever had sex with a girl 1/2 as good looking as Miley. Some here have, but not you.

Not a fan of the roundface cherub look in general. It's very rare that I'm into a chick with that look. She's undergrown all-around.

And, I have banged better than Miley.

[Rasheed1]

I aint mad at her... this isnt anything new...Madonna used to pull similar stunts in her day..

She's got everyone focused on her right now and maybe she could parlay it into more dollars and a higher profile for herself...

Thats all the VMAs are good for anyway

[andgar923]

It doesn't matter if she shows willingness to be a freak in bed. Nevermind that she isn't attractive facially with a lackluster body... she has no sensuality to her movement whatsoever. No seductive fluidity at all. Her manner of talking and walking is all so gruff. I have no idea how any man could be into her.

You really sound like a f#g

[DonDadda59]

I'm not sure where exactly she goes from here.

She made her name as a cute tween idol. Now that she's all grow'd up, she doesn't seem to have many options. She's obviously not being offered legit movie roles as an actress. If she were she'd be doing that instead. She can't sing, so she doesn't have a future as a real singer.

She really has no choice but to be a "mainstream" pornstar like paris hilton or kim kardashian. They'll sell their bodies as much as the networks will allow in order to be famous. Let's not pretend she wouldn't straight up have sex on the stage at the VMA's if it were allowed on television and that's what she needed to do to get attention. These girls are not in any way a tier above pornstar. They aren't selling any sort of talent or ability, they're simply selling their flesh. Just because they do it in TV format while Jenna Jamison and others do it in internet format doesn't make them any more dignified.

I guess now she's a full blown "celebrity" and that's how she'll make her money. America has an endless appetite for watching famous people do anything. Now that I think about it, her options are virtually limitless because she's a household name. Even though she never actually did anything meaningful to become famous except be a public slut. Just like kardashian and hilton. She can have her own show now, which countless Americans will watch, she'll be invited to host things and appear on late night shows and so forth.

I sometimes wonder what kind of utopia we'd be living in if we had some of the standards and values of yesteryear combined with the technological advancement and convenience of today. It seems those things are mutually exclusive.

She'll make a killing as a reality TV star. America loves watching a good train wreck. And now that a disney princess has magically transformed over night into a hot ghetto mess, I guarantee you E! MTV, A&E, etc are now in deep discussions with her reps to get the ball rolling.

I can see it already-

Billy Ray and Miley: Achy Breaky Twerkin

[HardwoodLegend]

You really sound like a f#g

She's not as freaky as she's letting on. You can't see through the facade?

The fact that she was so excited and eager to do something that wasn't even all that provocative with to begin shows how out of her element she was. It's not a natural part of her as an artist. She looked awkward as hell humping with that foam finger.

[riseagainst]

She's not as freaky as she's letting on. You can't see through the facade?

The fact that she was so excited and eager to do something that wasn't even all that provocative with to begin shows how out of her element she was. It's not a natural part of her as an artist. She looked awkward as hell humping with that foam finger.

:applause: :applause:

you can tell she was trying so hard to be that sex symbol type of sh1t. In reality that's not what she is, her looks and her body do not match up with what it takes to be a sex symbol, and neither does her personality. You can sniff that sh1t out so quick when someone is trying to be something they are not. I'm not saying she's ugly or anything, she's a very beautiful girl before all that dyke-looking haircut and showing her "wild" side. Now she's just a mess. Like Kesha.

[L.Kizzle]

Everyone here would smash, fck the dumb shit.

[oh the horror]

Guys, since when does admitting we would sleep would a woman give her any credibility at all?


I've bedded some skeezers in my day. It doesn't make them "great" by any stretch of the imagination.


Problem is, this act has been done before and by performers that had the "stuff" to pull it off.


Miley looked like the young girl at a party full of adults that got too drunk and embarrassed herself because she couldn't hold her liquor.

[Rasheed1]

Everyone here would smash, fck the dumb shit.


this..

all you internet nobody knuckleheads would be running to get next to her if you had a chance... and you still talking about her a week later..

her act was awkward and not the sexiest thing ever seen, but stop acting like you have better standards.. you dont

you'd hit and you would also brag about it...

so just stop it..

[HardwoodLegend]

this..

all you internet nobody knuckleheads would be running to get next to her if you had a chance... and you still talking about her a week later..

her act was awkward and not the sexiest thing ever seen, but stop acting like you have better standards.. you dont

you'd hit and you would also brag about it...

so just stop it..

The only reason I would run to get next to her is because I get a kick out of seeing celebs in public. I have no sexual attraction towards her whatsoever. Truly and honestly, I find her repulsive. I don't like smiles that show a lot of gums (like Jamie Foxx said on The Foxxhole "umm yeah, I'll take an order of mouth, light on teeth" :oldlol:), don't like round cherubic faces for the most part and her voice is grating. And, all of that is on top of her nonexistent body.

This isn't a nitpicking case where I'm complaining about elbows, ankles or stray body hairs. These are qualities that I look for.

I see plenty of everyday girl nextdoor types I'd rather get with than Miley, so it's not like I'm demanding a super elite class of woman.

Miley, along with Emma Stone, are two famous chicks whose popular appeal I simply do not get.

[Rasheed1]

The only reason I would run to get next to her is because I get a kick out of seeing celebs in public.


so you are actually more vapid than her :confusedshrug:

all your comments about how unattractive she is means nothing because because you would still run to be seen with her no matter what you say...

I agree with you in some of your critique of her performance, but you act like you wouldnt be all over it if you had the chance.. :sleeping

She isnt my type of girl at all, but I wont bother to trash her act to the degree you have because regardless of what you say? it served its purpose.. You are still talking about her and she doesnt even know who you are and she would have her body guards kick your ass before she would twerk you ...

all the talk about how she is beneath you is nonsense...

I hear you you when you say she is awkward & she is showing off to get attention.... But the fact of the matter is that she got the attention and thats the way things work in this society and she knows it..

We just have to wait and see if she can parlay it into more fame and money (like somebody such as Madonna) or if she falls off after it.. Fame and celebrity works that way in this society and lets not kid ourselves and act like we wouldnt bone the chick and be seen with her if we could..

Im older than her and thinks she is misguided but I would still take advantage if she threw the P*ssy at me.. I cant lie

[HardwoodLegend]

So many things wrong with your post...



so you are actually more vapid than her :confusedshrug:

Not at all. I don't worship them, wouldn't beg to have a picture taken with them, nor would I be shouting "Miley! Miley!". But it is interesting to see someone for the first time in the flesh that you've seen on a screen several times. I actually enjoy that song she performed even though she didn't deliver on stage.


all your comments about how unattractive she is means nothing because because you would still run to be seen with her no matter what you say...

Wrong. Don't care to be seen with her. I said I get a kick out of SEEING them, not being seen with them. I would run up to her and ask her a few questions about life as an artist. I find their lives interesting.



I agree with you in some of your critique of her performance, but you act like you wouldnt be all over it if you had the chance.. :sleeping

I would not. Right hand to the God you believe in if you're a theist.




She isnt my type of girl at all, but I wont bother to trash her act to the degree you have because regardless of what you say? it served its purpose.. You are still talking about her and she doesnt even know who you are and she would have her body guards kick your ass before she would twerk you ...

all the talk about how she is beneath you is nonsense...

The most irrelevant chunk of your entire post.

Nowhere do I deny she holds a higher status in society than I do. Nowhere did I say she's beneath me.

Betty White holds a higher status in society than I do, and I would rush up to her to get a piece of her mind as well. Doesn't mean I would do her.



We just have to wait and see if she can parlay it into more fame and money (like somebody such as Madonna) or if she falls off after it.. Fame and celebrity works that way in this society and lets not kid ourselves and act like we wouldnt bone the chick and be seen with her if we could..

I'm not the type who craves to be seen with popular or famous people.

Again, I find fame interesting... but I'm not the typical squealing fangirl or fanboy who is itching to post "Look who I was next to!!!!" pics on Facebook.

[Rasheed1]

So many things wrong with your post...




Not at all. I don't worship them, wouldn't beg to have a picture taken with them, nor would I be shouting "Miley! Miley!". But it is interesting to see someone for the first time in the flesh that you've seen on a screen several times. I actually enjoy that song she performed even though she didn't deliver on stage.



Wrong. Don't care to be seen with her. I said I get a kick out of SEEING them, not being seen with them. I would run up to her and ask her a few questions about life as an artist. I find their lives interesting.




I would not. Right hand to the God you believe in if you're a theist.





The most irrelevant chunk of your entire post.

Nowhere do I deny she holds a higher status in society than I do. Nowhere did I say she's beneath me.

Betty White holds a higher status in society than I do, and I would rush up to her to get a piece of her mind as well. Doesn't mean I would do her.




I'm not the type who craves to be seen with popular or famous people.

Again, I find fame interesting... but I'm not the typical squealing fangirl or fanboy who is itching to post "Look who I was next to!!!!" pics on Facebook.


Im not gonna bother going back and forth with you over this.. Im just gonna say this..

Nobody said anything about worshipping anybody.. I could hit and have fun and then never see her again.. all good by me

I said you would f*ck her if she came at you... I said you would kick it with her if she invited you to..

if you say you wouldnt? you are either a liar or a dumbass..

I think her act was weird... But Im not an idiot...

I never thought Madonna had any real talent..never thought she was sexy.. :confusedshrug: but I wouldnt pass up a chance to f*ck her and kick it with her...

Kim Kardashian? I think she is not talented at all.she aint sexy either.... But I wouldnt turn down an opportunity to smash

and then I would dare mofos to ask me for pics and evidence afterwards..

I have hit chicks who move more sexy than Miley Cyrus (bar is not set too high for that) prettier than her (Not hard either) .. but more famous? No..

Imma guy.. I know how guys think.. I know dudes (especially on the internet) are full of sh*t and would jump at the chance to smash...

Guys who act like they are above it.. are just lying and playing themselves..

you are lying if you act like you have anything better to do beside f*ck miley cyrus...

you could spend the time you waste here and instead be kicking it somewhere with her twerking you...

that would be an improvement

[HardwoodLegend]

Sorry bruh, I'm not into banging a chick all because she's famous. Would I kick it with her? Yeah. I'm sure she does some fun shit and knows how to party. But, I have never once felt any attraction to her, and fame itself is not sexy to me. It's interesting, but it's not sexy.

[MetsPackers]

Im not gonna bother going back and forth with you over this.. Im just gonna say this..

Nobody said anything about worshipping anybody.. I could hit and have fun and then never see her again.. all good by me

I said you would f*ck her if she came at you... I said you would kick it with her if she invited you to..

if you say you wouldnt? you are either a liar or a dumbass..

I think her act was weird... But Im not an idiot...

I never thought Madonna had any real talent..never thought she was sexy.. :confusedshrug: but I wouldnt pass up a chance to f*ck her and kick it with her...

Kim Kardashian? I think she is not talented at all.she aint sexy either.... But I wouldnt turn down an opportunity to smash

and then I would dare mofos to ask me for pics and evidence afterwards..

I have hit chicks who move more sexy than Miley Cyrus (bar is not set too high for that) prettier than her (Not hard either) .. but more famous? No..

Imma guy.. I know how guys think.. I know dudes (especially on the internet) are full of sh*t and would jump at the chance to smash...

Guys who act like they are above it.. are just lying and playing themselves..

you are lying if you act like you have anything better to do beside f*ck miley cyrus...

you could spend the time you waste here and instead be kicking it somewhere with her twerking you...

that would be an improvement



Why is it so hard to believe that someone would not find Miley in her current state attractive? Some of you guys seriously put celebrities on way too high of a pedestal. That haircut is atrocious and Miley's current "rockstar" attitude combined with the fact that what she did on stage was not feminine in any way make me say no thanks. There's a large gap in sensuality and attractiveness between a girl licking her lips and a girl sticking her tounge out as far as possible like a Michael Jordan rookie card. That shit is not sexy at all. Believe it or not, for some men personality and femininity are much more appealing than "I bet she'd be a freak in bed yo!". There's plenty of fat girls that i'm sure would overcompensate in the bedroom hard and be considered "freaks", but I still wouldn't fvck them with Euroleague's dick.

I think shows like teen mom and honeybooboo have taught us that being famous doesn't mean you're any better than anyone else, and Miley is no exception. Her music is autotuned and completely lacks substance. She is a figurehead and nothing more, and doesn't have the talent to be warranting the pedestal people like you put her on.



With that said, if Miley looked like this still, i'd smash all day:

http://www.tastemakermag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/600full-miley-cyrus.jpg





However, this looks like Justin biebers gay cousin and could not get it:


http://media.komonews.com/images/130723_Miley_Cyrus_cant_stop_2.jpg

[oh the horror]

On another more. WHO taught her that with her tongue? It looks ridiculous. :oldlol:

[Rasheed1]

Why is it so hard to believe that someone would not find Miley in her current state attractive? Some of you guys seriously put celebrities on way too high of a pedestal. That haircut is atrocious and Miley's current "rockstar" attitude combined with the fact that what she did on stage was not feminine in any way make me say no thanks.

I dont put her on a pedestal at all.. I recognize it as a potential chance to have a fun and an experience of a lifetime..

She is the same girl who you would "smash all day" if she simply had her hair longer.. That is a small thing.. She could always grow it back.. :confusedshrug:

the main point is that if you saw her and she said "hey you! come here" you would go to her and if she twerked you? you would like it... dikke haircut or not..


dont lie and act like you wouldnt...

so stop the the sanctimonious criticisms...

I agree her hair is f*cked up right now... her act was a strange and awkward... her ass is flat...

Doesnt change the fact that I'd take advantage of her if she gave me the opportunity...

she isnt different from many female celebrities.. But I get tired of Internet dudes acting like they are above celebrities when most of you dudes aint pounding nothing but the palms of your hands...

yeah her performance was strange, but lets not act like you wouldnt chop it up if she threw it your direction



.

[L.Kizzle]

Sorry bruh, I'm not into banging a chick all because she's famous. Would I kick it with her? Yeah. I'm sure she does some fun shit and knows how to party. But, I have never once felt any attraction to her, and fame itself is not sexy to me. It's interesting, but it's not sexy.
You don't have to be attracted to her. She's a female that happens to have a psuuy. She's also pretty well known. If she came up to you, you'd wouldn't brush her off.

And you said you'd kick it with her, which basically means you'd give it to her. Stop being difficult and just say you would, because I know you wouldn't turn it down.

[Rasheed1]

You don't have to be attracted to her. She's a female that happens to have a psuuy. She's also pretty well known. If she came up to you, you'd wouldn't brush her off.

And you said you'd kick it with her, which basically means you'd give it to her. Stop being difficult and just say you would, because I know you wouldn't turn it down.


these dudes would be on ISH braggin too.. posting photos with them and miley both sticking their tongues out.. :oldlol:

[L.Kizzle]

these dudes would be on ISH braggin too.. posting photos with them and miley both sticking their tongues out.. :oldlol:
Cat's be acting like they internet superstars in here.

I haven't seen many threads here titled "I ran in to (insert celeb chick) today, I turned that bish down!" Than they proceed to type "Man, I get ladies hotter than her on the regular, what can a celeb chick do for me. Man, I got hoes for every day of the week. Ballin'!"

[HardwoodLegend]

You don't have to be attracted to her. She's a female that happens to have a psuuy. She's also pretty well known. If she came up to you, you'd wouldn't brush her off.

And you said you'd kick it with her, which basically means you'd give it to her. Stop being difficult and just say you would, because I know you wouldn't turn it down.

Why would I lie about this? I am not trying to impress anyone with my stance here. I'm stating my taste.

I'd kick it with Melissa McCarthy too, because she seems fun and hilarious. But, I wouldn't give it to her either even if she came on to me. A chick being well known is not a factor in my decision-making at all. Miley's voice is almost vomit-inducing to me, so if she started trying to seduce me with it there would be a major softening effect.

[MetsPackers]

You don't have to be attracted to her. She's a female that happens to have a psuuy.



How stereotypical. Your future 400lb white wife awaits you


And why would I lie about saying I don't find current Miley attractive? Idgaf about anyone here

[DonDadda59]

How stereotypical. Your future 400lb white wife awaits you

Mmmm, put me down for one of those too

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcdqbaEf4h1qa2uago1_250.gif

[L.Kizzle]

How stereotypical. Your future 400lb white wife awaits you


And why would I lie about saying I don't find current Miley attractive? Idgaf about anyone here
I knew that was coming, the overweight woman reply. :lol

[Rasheed1]

:roll: Oh god..

"I have no reason to lie"


"I have no need to impress"

nobody buys that crap.. you'd do whatever that chick asked you to ...

[FiveRings]

Number one on Maxim's hottest women list.

Broke the youtube record for most views in 24 hours for a music video with 11 million in a day.

More tweets per minute than the Superbowl.

Decent year for Queen Miley thus far.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meba1oleGQ1r3r81uo1_500.gif

And she sticks her tongue out so much because she's a big MJ fan. One GOAT paying respect to another GOAT

http://cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/24/miley-cyrus-long-legs-in-a-bulls-jersey-01-435x580.jpg

http://www.gistreel.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/miley-jordan-Gistreel.png

[tomtucker]

You don't have to be attracted to her. She's a female that happens to have a psuuy. She's also pretty well known. If she came up to you, you'd wouldn't brush her off.

And you said you'd kick it with her, which basically means you'd give it to her. Stop being difficult and just say you would, because I know you wouldn't turn it down.


:roll: :lol , show us a female without one...........

[HardwoodLegend]

nobody buys that crap.. you'd do whatever that chick asked you to ...

Naw, not whatever she asked me to. My sole motivation for kicking it with her would be the fact that she probably parties with other famous chicks I may be into, so it puts me in a position to at least rub elbows with them.

You sound like the male equivalent of a little schoolgirl who "goes all way with a guy because like omgomgomg he's the school QUARTERBACK, squeeeee!". Man up and have some respect for yourself no matter your station in life, you little pu$$. A chick being famous shouldn't influence you in wanting to hit it. That's ridiculous.

Look at that big ass horse mouth on that small roundish boyish head with elf ears. It's like her face is 75% mouth and her mouth is 85% gums. Seeing her smile and then talk with that annoying voice makes me wanna slap the $hit outta her more than anything else.

[AlphaWolf24]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.mandatory.com/media/2013/03/miley-cyrus-funny-celeb-photoshop-1362158355.jpg

This is what you guys would be smashing if she wasn't " Famous".....

def would smash with the power of Thor's Hammer.....but only if I was on a dry spell.

[FiveRings]

lol what is she twelve years old in that pic AlphaWolf?

She's 20 now.