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no pun intended
08-31-2013, 04:21 PM
https://sphotos-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1236280_10151875066532223_1473305418_n.png

Real Men Wear Green
08-31-2013, 04:23 PM
Tons of pro athletes have ugly feet. Jumping as high as he does comes with a price.

Trollsmasher
08-31-2013, 04:24 PM
http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Screen-Shot-2013-06-08-at-6.54.40-AM.png
Yeah, his feet are little messed up.

arifgokcen
08-31-2013, 04:28 PM
Wow

Very ugly indeed.

Peteballa
08-31-2013, 04:28 PM
What the **** :biggums:

ZenMaster
08-31-2013, 04:29 PM
So he probably can't even feel his toes when running, hard imagening how that would feel.

no pun intended
08-31-2013, 04:29 PM
Yeah, his feet are little messed up.
Explains why he has no footwork.

Bandito
08-31-2013, 04:31 PM
OMG!! No wonder he never gets ankle injuries. His feet probably has the perfect angle so he it prevents the impact when hitting the ground from going equally up his legs. It also explains why his footwork sucks...

3peated
08-31-2013, 04:32 PM
would rather have that than an injure like d rose holla@me

tomtucker
08-31-2013, 04:54 PM
holy shit ........looks like an disease, what is it ?

JimmyMcAdocious
08-31-2013, 04:58 PM
Photoshopped? It looks like a butchered seal.

I so badly want to grab the little piggy on his foot and rip it off. Is that weird? It's too out of place. Bringing up my OCD

Beatlezz
08-31-2013, 05:03 PM
His feet looks like Anthony Davis' teeth. :biggums:

#number6ix#
08-31-2013, 05:10 PM
Lmao... Damn that's what you call hammer toes

imdaman99
08-31-2013, 05:12 PM
you gotta be a homo ass athlete to have pretty feet. i just ball at my park and my feet fugly as hell. bunions on the side of my big toes on both feet and the pinky toe take a toll the more i play. you guys get your feet done at the salon?

no pun intended
08-31-2013, 05:13 PM
Second theory:

LeBron is the second evolution of humankind.

http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2011-01/fyi-when-will-we-evolve-out-our-useless-appendages

SwayDizzle
08-31-2013, 05:16 PM
Photoshopped? It looks like a butchered seal.

I so badly want to grab the little piggy on his foot and rip it off. Is that weird? It's too out of place. Bringing up my OCD
:lol :lol :lol

CelticBaller
08-31-2013, 05:16 PM
His mutation has led to a perfect athletic leg. This foot is the foot of future athletes.

strike first
08-31-2013, 05:18 PM
Steven tyler has worse

http://icydk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/FFN_Tyler_Steven_THUMBS42_061513_51131784.jpg
http://welcome2cali.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/steven-tyler-smith-feet-blue-nail-polish.jpg

zoom17
08-31-2013, 05:24 PM
Steven tyler has worse

http://icydk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/FFN_Tyler_Steven_THUMBS42_061513_51131784.jpg
http://welcome2cali.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/steven-tyler-smith-feet-blue-nail-polish.jpg

Eww!

Babalu
08-31-2013, 05:33 PM
what the fuuuuuuuuccckkkkkk

Fudge
08-31-2013, 05:34 PM
:roll:

This ***** aint ordinary bruh. Gotta be an alien or some shit.

HardwoodLegend
08-31-2013, 05:38 PM
That is the result of wearing LeBron's that are too small.

I cannot look at that without wincing in pain.

Scholar
08-31-2013, 05:41 PM
I'd rather have ugly feet and be a multi-millionaire than have my beautiful feet and be broke.

HardwoodLegend
08-31-2013, 05:48 PM
That's why I never settled for a sneaker 0.5 too small when the shop ran out of my size.

Soundwave
08-31-2013, 05:51 PM
WTF, get a half size bigger shoe dude, lol. That's nasty.

Take Your Lumps
08-31-2013, 05:52 PM
Look at iiiiit

https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3141/2704944876_7f29b3c4ff.jpg

Soundwave
08-31-2013, 05:54 PM
Honestly I wonder if that is part of the reason why his footwork seems to suck.

DuMa
08-31-2013, 06:38 PM
thats ugly but yeah almost all athletes have bad looking feet. lots of ball players i know have big toe fungus, purple toes and badly mishapened toes from prolonged use of a shoe

alenleomessi
08-31-2013, 07:08 PM
usain bolt's

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/00793/SNN0146C-380_793599a.jpg

ballup
08-31-2013, 07:33 PM
The bone sticking out to the side is common among women who wear tipped heeled shoes.

pegasus
08-31-2013, 07:58 PM
My god, someone get that thing a headband! His toes look like they were bitten by Anthony Davis.:wtf:

MP.Trey
08-31-2013, 08:04 PM
My god, someone get that thing a headband! His toes look like they were bitten by Anthony Davis.:wtf:
:roll: :roll:

wakencdukest
08-31-2013, 08:10 PM
Anyone got pictures of Kobes and Jordans feet? Might as well turn it into a LBron-Kobe-MJ thread:lol

Scholar
08-31-2013, 08:12 PM
I'm surprised he hasn't put a headband on his feet. He seems to cover all his other flaws with one.

Scholar
08-31-2013, 08:13 PM
My god, someone get that thing a headband! His toes look like they were bitten by Anthony Davis.:wtf:

Damn you. I thought I'd be the first to mention headbands + LBJ in this thread. :oldlol:

Le Shaqtus
08-31-2013, 09:30 PM
Can someone explain to me how his feet end up like that? is it really his shoes?

The_Yearning
08-31-2013, 09:32 PM
Can someone explain to me how his feet end up like that? is it really his shoes?

Playing basketball from aged 13-28.

HardwoodLegend
08-31-2013, 09:35 PM
Can someone explain to me how his feet end up like that? is it really his shoes?

The way his big toe is pointed inward and the pinky toe looks "scrunched up" in an inward direction as well, it really looks like the effect of shoes fitting too tight. That's one way a foot would adjust to squeeze in. Look t how a shoe runs in the front, and you can see the shape.

His foot probably grew pretty fast as he aged, and he was forced to endure small shoes for a while.

Rose'sACL
08-31-2013, 09:36 PM
Can someone explain to me how his feet end up like that? is it really his shoes?
Given that he was really poor when he was a kid, he probably used the same shoes for more than an year and his feet must have grown a lot during those years. playing basketball in small shoes during those years must have done that to his foot.

wakencdukest
08-31-2013, 11:24 PM
It's surprising he doesn't have foot problems yet. You'd think with all that money he would get that fixed in the offseason.

Lebron23
09-01-2013, 01:08 AM
Lebron needs to wear a shoes that's at least 1 size bigger.

Spaulding
09-01-2013, 01:18 AM
This thread is creeping me out. I had no idea athlete's feet could be so...evolved...

PickernRoller
09-01-2013, 02:11 AM
PED side-effect. Knew it!

no pun intended
09-01-2013, 02:46 AM
This made it to Reddit front page. Was it any of y'all?

flipogb
09-01-2013, 02:54 AM
so thats what toes of a mutant crack baby looks like huh

PickernRoller
09-01-2013, 02:56 AM
so thats what toes of a mutant crack baby looks like huh

With the way he does PEDs it wouldn't surprise me to see his teeth grow out of his jaw in the coming years. :oldlol:

tomtucker
09-01-2013, 03:29 AM
does this shit not hurt like hell ? :confusedshrug:

AirFederer
09-01-2013, 03:36 AM
Hgh side effect

b1imtf
09-01-2013, 06:52 AM
Oh god that's bad

Trollsmasher
09-01-2013, 06:53 AM
What is a flu against this curse?

LeBron has played so many painful Feet Games in his career... his heroism makes me cry:cry:

chazzy
09-01-2013, 12:27 PM
What the fukk. Thats on some Kates Playground shit

tomtucker
09-01-2013, 02:22 PM
amazing that he can even run

dr.hee
09-01-2013, 02:46 PM
Hgh side effect

:facepalm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunion

Trollsmasher
09-01-2013, 02:46 PM
Lebron is not very forthcoming about his past, and for good reason.
Once a beautiful young woman was born to a poor 11th-century Chinese family. Lao Bon's family naturally wanted the best for her, and in an effort to attract a suitor of higher social standing, they bound Lao Bon's feet in the popular fashion and spent their earnings buying her the finest clothes.
Months went by without any offers of marriage, and the family began to lose hope. “How will my daughter be provided for after I die?" Mr. Lao lamented.
One day a strange man came to the village offering wonderful cures and remedies. Mr. Lao knew better than to trust a snake-oil salesman, but like all truly desperate men, he was willing to try anything.
The strange man heard Mr. Lao's plea, and lead him to a rice patty field behind his traveling tent, on the outskirts of the village.
“Mr. Lao," he said, placing a hand on the poor man's shoulder. “I can promise your daughter great success. She will be loved by all, and more wealthy than the emperor's advisors."
“However- she will find herself in a place unknown to her, in a time foreign and incredible, and in a body not her own."
Mr. Lao looked out over the rice field, over the dirt and grime and empty future that was his village.
He turned to the strange man. “What must I do?"
That night Mr. Lao lead Lao Bon down to the rice field. He unbound her feet, and she let her clothes fall to the ground.
“I love you father," she said, as he stooped to set her down in the rice field.
“I love you too, Bon," he said. “I do this for you and for your happiness." He took a step back as she slipped beneath the water's surface.
“I will be the greatest basketball player of all time," she said just before her head disappeared.
“What? What did you say, my daughter?" But she was gone.
Mr. Lao looked up at the night sky. The stars pierced the dark sky as if pinholes in a silk sheet.
“Somewhere, a star is born."
He turned away from the rice field and headed toward the light of the village.this

edit: wtf is this shit?

funnystuff
09-01-2013, 02:46 PM
:oldlol: @ people thinking he had flawless feet. What athlete does? :confusedshrug:

abuC
09-01-2013, 02:49 PM
Bow legged and jacked up feet.

DaHeezy
09-01-2013, 03:03 PM
I immediately thought of Jurassic Park

That toe tapping scene

Beatlezz
09-01-2013, 03:25 PM
found a photo of D-Wade's left foot.

http://mybrachymetatarsiadotcom.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/pw1r2ilft4_8lngdvtpqnrdus3x2vbmbfgjyqa9bhao.jpg

HardwoodLegend
09-01-2013, 03:31 PM
:oldlol: @ people thinking he had flawless feet. What athlete does? :confusedshrug:


http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0504/la_kobe_vitti_576.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Du76dqrQCdQ/TfMeG3nKcUI/AAAAAAAAK6A/wFhaRCMOQdw/s400/Kobenude.jpg


Little ashy. But beautifully constructed.

HardwoodLegend
09-01-2013, 03:32 PM
That's probably because Kobe grew up more privileged. His parents could afford to buy him new basketball shoes when he outgrew a pair.

Haymaker
09-01-2013, 03:32 PM
Happens when you wear tight shoes. I wonder if he has considered correcting it with surgery. Shit looks painful.

Haymaker
09-01-2013, 03:33 PM
That's probably because Kobe grew up more privileged. His parents could afford to buy him new basketball shoes when he outgrew a pair.

Could be true since that sort of deformity happens during the child's development years.

Dionysus
09-01-2013, 03:36 PM
This picture just tells me that LeBron plays harder than any player in NBA history.:applause:

HardwoodLegend
09-01-2013, 03:38 PM
From what I can tell, Wade's feet look normal here.

http://i.imgur.com/vOpbMuj.jpg

HardwoodLegend
09-01-2013, 03:40 PM
This picture just tells me that LeBron plays harder than any player in NBA history.:applause:

Kobe had more mileage and practice hours on his body in that pic I posted.

no pun intended
09-01-2013, 04:12 PM
[QUOTE=Pacers4ever]Lebron is not very forthcoming about his past, and for good reason.
Once a beautiful young woman was born to a poor 11th-century Chinese family. Lao Bon's family naturally wanted the best for her, and in an effort to attract a suitor of higher social standing, they bound Lao Bon's feet in the popular fashion and spent their earnings buying her the finest clothes.
Months went by without any offers of marriage, and the family began to lose hope.

rhowen4
09-01-2013, 06:09 PM
[QUOTE=Pacers4ever]Lebron is not very forthcoming about his past, and for good reason.
Once a beautiful young woman was born to a poor 11th-century Chinese family. Lao Bon's family naturally wanted the best for her, and in an effort to attract a suitor of higher social standing, they bound Lao Bon's feet in the popular fashion and spent their earnings buying her the finest clothes.
Months went by without any offers of marriage, and the family began to lose hope.

SyRyanYang
09-01-2013, 06:53 PM
[QUOTE=Pacers4ever]Lebron is not very forthcoming about his past, and for good reason.
Once a beautiful young woman was born to a poor 11th-century Chinese family. Lao Bon's family naturally wanted the best for her, and in an effort to attract a suitor of higher social standing, they bound Lao Bon's feet in the popular fashion and spent their earnings buying her the finest clothes.
Months went by without any offers of marriage, and the family began to lose hope.

G-train
09-01-2013, 08:16 PM
Happens when you wear tight shoes. I wonder if he has considered correcting it with surgery. Shit looks painful.

I have the same feet and if he had the surgery he would probably miss 6-12 months. Sometimes the op fails and he would have to retire. The op is to be a last resort.
As long as the bunion is taped he will be fine, and he would get treatment all the time on his feet, so the ache would be minimal.

Draz
09-01-2013, 08:39 PM
His feet looks like Anthony Davis' teeth. :biggums:
:roll:

Nelson14
09-01-2013, 09:04 PM
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0504/la_kobe_vitti_576.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Du76dqrQCdQ/TfMeG3nKcUI/AAAAAAAAK6A/wFhaRCMOQdw/s400/Kobenude.jpg


Little ashy. But beautifully constructed.
:coleman:




dem toes doeeee

BrickingStar
09-01-2013, 09:17 PM
[QUOTE=Pacers4ever]Lebron is not very forthcoming about his past, and for good reason.
Once a beautiful young woman was born to a poor 11th-century Chinese family. Lao Bon's family naturally wanted the best for her, and in an effort to attract a suitor of higher social standing, they bound Lao Bon's feet in the popular fashion and spent their earnings buying her the finest clothes.
Months went by without any offers of marriage, and the family began to lose hope.

Rose'sACL
09-01-2013, 10:20 PM
http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Screen-Shot-2013-06-08-at-6.54.40-AM.png
Yeah, his feet are little messed up.
his toes are setting picks for each other

Suguru101
09-02-2013, 12:27 AM
[QUOTE=Pacers4ever]Lebron is not very forthcoming about his past, and for good reason.
Once a beautiful young woman was born to a poor 11th-century Chinese family. Lao Bon's family naturally wanted the best for her, and in an effort to attract a suitor of higher social standing, they bound Lao Bon's feet in the popular fashion and spent their earnings buying her the finest clothes.
Months went by without any offers of marriage, and the family began to lose hope.

daily
09-02-2013, 12:40 AM
Is this the result of wearing LeBron shoes?

No it's the result of wearing high heels.

Sarcastic
09-02-2013, 02:29 AM
Wait, Lebron has 6 toes on the other foot as well?

http://blogimages.thescore.com/tbj/files/2011/06/AwesomeLook.jpg

dunksby
09-02-2013, 02:38 AM
Get Nat Geo in here.

VIntageNOvel
09-02-2013, 02:51 AM
From what I can tell, Wade's feet look normal here.

http://i.imgur.com/vOpbMuj.jpg

that abs and jaw :roll:

tomtucker
09-02-2013, 03:20 AM
Wait, Lebron has 6 toes on the other foot as well?

http://blogimages.thescore.com/tbj/files/2011/06/AwesomeLook.jpg


:eek: :wtf: it looks like it

Poetry
10-16-2019, 12:16 PM
Lebron is not very forthcoming about his past, and for good reason.
Once a beautiful young woman was born to a poor 11th-century Chinese family. Lao Bon's family naturally wanted the best for her, and in an effort to attract a suitor of higher social standing, they bound Lao Bon's feet in the popular fashion and spent their earnings buying her the finest clothes.
Months went by without any offers of marriage, and the family began to lose hope. “How will my daughter be provided for after I die?" Mr. Lao lamented.
One day a strange man came to the village offering wonderful cures and remedies. Mr. Lao knew better than to trust a snake-oil salesman, but like all truly desperate men, he was willing to try anything.
The strange man heard Mr. Lao's plea, and lead him to a rice patty field behind his traveling tent, on the outskirts of the village.
“Mr. Lao," he said, placing a hand on the poor man's shoulder. “I can promise your daughter great success. She will be loved by all, and more wealthy than the emperor's advisors."
“However- she will find herself in a place unknown to her, in a time foreign and incredible, and in a body not her own."
Mr. Lao looked out over the rice field, over the dirt and grime and empty future that was his village.
He turned to the strange man. “What must I do?"
That night Mr. Lao lead Lao Bon down to the rice field. He unbound her feet, and she let her clothes fall to the ground.
“I love you father," she said, as he stooped to set her down in the rice field.
“I love you too, Bon," he said. “I do this for you and for your happiness." He took a step back as she slipped beneath the water's surface.
“I will be the greatest basketball player of all time," she said just before her head disappeared.
“What? What did you say, my daughter?" But she was gone.
Mr. Lao looked up at the night sky. The stars pierced the dark sky as if pinholes in a silk sheet.
“Somewhere, a star is born."
He turned away from the rice field and headed toward the light of the village.

https://images.genius.com/2718b1a856037aa99a1a552efcacd05c.498x280x55.gif