If you had to fight an NBA player to the death

[Eric Cartman]

Cage match 1 on 1 no weapons of any kind just fists, who would it be and why?

[OldSkoolball#52]

Melo cause he aint got any rings on his hand

[magnax1]

Pau Gasol. Kind of self explanatory as to why IMO.

[MP.Trey]

Pau Gasol. Kind of self explanatory as to why IMO.
Dat reach advantage tho.

[ispin69]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvmunNzox1qjkukyo1_500.gif

If little azz Chris Childs can give him a 2 piece, so can I.
Everyone already knows my hatred of this guy.

[MavsSuperFan]

probably steve kerr.

try to find the one guy I might be able to beat.

[duskovujosevic]

Robert Tractor Traylor

[CavaliersFTW]

Seeing as how there are no passive 135lb NBA players 6 foot or under w/o a long reach even back into the 50's - I would be f*cked. Maybe I should just pick someone like Shaq so they would kill me swiftly :oldlol:

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Prob CP3. Just got to protect from nut punches and he'd be dead.

[Fudge]

Shane Battier

[flipogb]

Oden, go for the knees

[imdaman99]

lebron. we know he needs wade and bosh and a sprinkle of ray allen to actually win anything.

[Fudge]

Melo cause he aint got any rings on his hand
So random.

Just fists, having a ring on your hand would pretty much be a weapon dummy.

[$LakerGold]

Birdman. Him thinking he's a badass is just :facepalm

[Inferno]

Oden, go for the knees

This :lol

[flipogb]

^^ Steph Curry would make sense but I didn't pick him because Im a fan, and it would be wrong to fight a child to the death.

[Jameerthefear]

^^ Steph Curry would make sense but I didn't pick him because Im a fan, and it would be wrong to fight a child to the death.
http://i54.tinypic.com/r29mpl.jpg

[Uncle Drew]

Ben Wallace

[#number6ix#]

Wilt Chamberlain, I would beat him to death...

[Fiba basketball]

Blake Griffin

He would flop when I come near him and I would kick him while he's down.

[HomieWeMajor]

Lebron
He'd join my side and start beating himself

[Jameerthefear]

Lebron
He'd join my side and start beating himself
:lol :lol

[LikeABosh]

Steve Nash. I doubt alot of player know how to REALLY fight though. I'm pretty confident i could take well over 50% of NBA players

[MP.Trey]

Steve Nash. I doubt alot of player know how to REALLY fight though. I'm pretty confident i could take well over 50% of NBA players
Don't let the size fool you. Steve Nash is one tough son of a bitch.

http://cheapshotsateasytargets.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/a_brown_nash_070507-300w.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2FIrX2bKrOA/TS8mQxVandI/AAAAAAAAAAk/-cZXYY5I8EE/s320/phoenixsuns-steve-nash.jpg

[Jameerthefear]

Steve Nash. I doubt alot of player know how to REALLY fight though. I'm pretty confident i could take well over 50% of NBA players
http://i.imgur.com/etWqUkz.gif

[ispin69]

Don't let the size fool you. Steve Nash is one tough son of a bitch.

http://cheapshotsateasytargets.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/a_brown_nash_070507-300w.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2FIrX2bKrOA/TS8mQxVandI/AAAAAAAAAAk/-cZXYY5I8EE/s320/phoenixsuns-steve-nash.jpg

Nah that just spells out how fragile and how easily he bleeds.
Soft canadian will give up.

[QuebecBaller]

Griffin or CP3

I'll just have to fake a punch and they would throws themself to the ground, screaming and crying... so the ref would stop the fight

[Sharmer]

MJ.

[TaLvsCuaL]

I'm 6.1 ft tall but I feel that even players like Redick or Korver may kill me easily.

[LikeABosh]

Don't let the size fool you. Steve Nash is one tough son of a bitch.

http://cheapshotsateasytargets.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/a_brown_nash_070507-300w.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2FIrX2bKrOA/TS8mQxVandI/AAAAAAAAAAk/-cZXYY5I8EE/s320/phoenixsuns-steve-nash.jpg
Thats from taking just one hit though lol. Not trying to toot my own horn but Im 6' 5" 230. And have been kick boxing for 10 years

[zoom17]

lebron. we know he needs wade and bosh and a sprinkle of ray allen to actually win anything.

:oldlol: Lebron will tear your small ass in half

[zoom17]

matt barnes Guy this a punk

[inclinerator]

derrick rose

[CelticBaller]

Chris Paul's soft ass

[Budadiiii]

JJ Barea. Can't stand that punk bitch. Tell me I wouldn't work him? :confusedshrug:

[Chuckbrook]

Wilt Chamberlain, I would beat him to death...
No homo

[Heavincent]

Thats from taking just one hit though lol. Not trying to toot my own horn but Im 6' 5" 230. And have been kick boxing for 10 years

I bet.

[Guy Ledouche]

Chris Bosh.

And Jameer, stop posting those annoying weeaboo GIFs.

[zoom17]

Chris Bosh.

And Jameer, stop posting those annoying weeaboo GIFs.

He wont:oldlol:

[secund2nun]

Tayshawn Prince. He is like a twig.

[TheMilkyBarKid]

Maybe jeremy lin

[fos]

I'm 6'1 180 so pretty much every NBA player is bigger than me. Having said that, I think I'd have a shot against J.J. Barea with his alligator arms. Either way as a general rule I'm getting the first punch... always get the first punch, it may be the only one you get.

[ILLsmak]

JJ Barea. Can't stand that punk bitch. Tell me I wouldn't work him? :confusedshrug:

He's small but he's pretty jacked + strong body type and he looks like a hothead. He wouldn't be the one I'd pick haha.

http://i.minus.com/ibf92ZrCwCiJTU.gif

I think that even tho Steve Nash is tough in terms of being able to take punishment that he'd be as good a candidate as any.

-Smak

[tomtucker]

JJ Barea. Can't stand that punk bitch. Tell me I wouldn't work him? :confusedshrug:

nice choice..........and i would go for the knicks JR Smith.......fake thug, lets see if he really is as though as he wants to appear

[andgar923]

Least person I'd pick a fight with:

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nba/players/full/1982.png&w=350&h=254


He's straight out of a Wrong Turn movie.

[TheCorporation]

Earl Boykins all day

[LosBulls]

I like my chances against C.J. McCollum, same age range and hes pretty skinny.

If weapons could be use i would take Birdman because I don't like him at all.

[SpurrDurr]

CP3 cause he the player that i dislike more, also he'd prolly still beat me up but he's surely one of the easiest nba players to pick on

[CarlosBoozer]

Jimmer

[alenleomessi]

i would have said spanoulis without thinking twice but he is not in the nba anymore so i dont know i might just take artest so i can die fast :oldlol:

[dannywpt]

Ricky Rubio :pimp:

[Baby Arm Johnso]

Adam Morrison . . . why, because it would be an easy win

[Inactive]

Jennings. He's relatively small, and annoying.

[Derka]

JR Smith because he's too stupid to draw breath and must be stopped before he breeds and soils the gene pool.

For the good of the species.

[alexd]

Ricky Rubio :pimp:

this and its not even close :lol :lol

[alexd]

Earl Boykins all day
boykings actually was really tough and strong for his size

[KrizMiz]

Young Ben Wallace

[Jameerthefear]

99.9% of ISH are weaklings that even Barea would bully (seriously, don't let his height fool you he's strong).

I'd pimp slap anyone on this board in real life, word to mother.


Back to the thread topic at hand.. this is easy: George Hill - Dude is literally a toothpick and weak/frail like a mofo.
i'd beat yo ass

[TheCorporation]

boykings actually was really tough and strong for his size

He is listed at 5'5. Which means he is probably 5'4 or 5'3

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_f4Fo_GlfJs8/SJnv3Vh57XI/AAAAAAAAA40/EOMWP3oLDgA/s400/earl+boykins+tim+duncan.jpg

Yeah...Not really strong. My forearm is bigger than his whole arm lol

[SyRyanYang]

Any fit and strong john doe with years training of any martial arts can kick 80% of NBA players' asses.

[CelticBaller]

He is listed at 5'5. Which means he is probably 5'4 or 5'3

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_f4Fo_GlfJs8/SJnv3Vh57XI/AAAAAAAAA40/EOMWP3oLDgA/s400/earl+boykins+tim+duncan.jpg

Yeah...Not really strong. My forearm is bigger than his whole arm lol
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/11/earl_boykins_bench_presses_mor.html

http://www.webdelhombre.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/earl-boykins.jpg

I'm taller than that n!gga and yeah I wouldn't **** with him :lol

[alenleomessi]

He is listed at 5'5. Which means he is probably 5'4 or 5'3

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_f4Fo_GlfJs8/SJnv3Vh57XI/AAAAAAAAA40/EOMWP3oLDgA/s400/earl+boykins+tim+duncan.jpg

Yeah...Not really strong. My forearm is bigger than his whole arm lol
wasnt boykins the guy who benched like 340 pounds or something?

[G-train]

Not sure, but I wouldn't make a decision based on body size, more so whoever has a pea heart.
Maybe Charlie V.

[Scholar]

wasnt boykins the guy who benched like 340 pounds or something?

Yup.

[Suckafree]

Best suggestions so far have been nash, jennings and rubio. The thing is, is that they probly have exceptional footwork and will be fast as ****

So for that reason im taking Steve Novak... I feel like i could give jose calderon work too

[bagelred]

Kevin Martin.....that guy is so slight plus he has a face you just wanna punch.

[Suckafree]

Kevin Martin.....that guy is so slight plus he has a face you just wanna punch.

Yeah thats a good one

[zoom17]

Yup.
:wtf:

[tgan3]

Steve Nash, guy is old as f**k

[andremiller07]

For the people that said CP3 why? He would take a dive even if you hit nothing but air pointless fight not even a challenge.

[mugiwara]

Those who a choosing Barea are completely fooling themselves, a little guy who drives into the pain and finishes. Dude is strong and quick, Bynum threw a death elbow and he still got up.

The answer is Steve Blake.

[Eric Cartman]

He's small but he's pretty jacked + strong body type and he looks like a hothead. He wouldn't be the one I'd pick haha.

http://i.minus.com/ibf92ZrCwCiJTU.gif

I think that even tho Steve Nash is tough in terms of being able to take punishment that he'd be as good a candidate as any.

-Smak

Anyone that is a good lip reader can you give me a transcript?

[HarryCallahan]

Ray Allen. I doubt he'd fight back and i'm furious at the miracle three sinking fakkit.

[zoom17]

Ray Allen. I doubt he'd fight back and i'm furious at the miracle three sinking fakkit.

:biggums:

[Draz]

Novak

[KyrieTheFuture]

Andre Miller seems like a good choice but he's so smart he probably knows like 17 instant death strikes or some bullshit like that

[Bandito]

JJ Barea. Can't stand that punk bitch. Tell me I wouldn't work him? :confusedshrug:
you're a 4'5'' filipino and they can't fight for sh1t. And he's puertorrican straight from the island, we can all fight here.

[Bandito]

He's small but he's pretty jacked + strong body type and he looks like a hothead. He wouldn't be the one I'd pick haha.

http://i.minus.com/ibf92ZrCwCiJTU.gif

I think that even tho Steve Nash is tough in terms of being able to take punishment that he'd be as good a candidate as any.

-Smak
All puertorricans are hotheads. I know I am one.

[hangintheair]

Glen "Big Baby" Davis

[zoom17]

Glen "Big Baby" Davis

http://redsarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/glen-davis-lying-down.jpg