i messed up

[Jameerthefear]

i completely fvcked it up with the girl that asked me to homecoming because of some bitch ***** sitting near me at lunch. i was talking about the girl i was taking and stuff and i said some stuff that was probably notsmart (like how i was going to have sex with her or something) but i was with my friends and we were messing around and having a conversation. this dude went and told the girl what i said and since she is one of the like good, sheltered girls she dumped me on the spot. she was like "i didn't know you were like that" and stuff like that and now her friends think im a huge pervert :facepalm. i'm not even like that though i mean i'm still a fvcking virgin for pete's sake. :facepalm worst part is i already bought the tickets :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm
sorry if this is unreadable because i typed this pretty fast and i don't feel like re-reading.

[TylerOO]

You gotta fight that snitch now

[highwhey]

Just cut to the chase and ask your sister out

[Theoo]

comone men make her apoems and buy a flowers. tell these bitch she dont not havea choose to go to fk** homecoming to you men and fk** her ass men!! and then kick your freind fk** ass for do that shit

[KingBeasley08]

It's ok brah. I know these type of women and all it takes is some joking and asking for forgiveness. Let her know that you did not mean what you did and you were joking with your friends. Convince her that you were responding to a friend and that you were sarcastic and replying to him. Be honest and truthful. And while you do this, the snitch who told the girl will have his brains smashed in and die a horrible death. You win back the girl and attend the dude's funeral with stone cold Michael Corleone face and win in the end.

Nobody fvcks with Jameer

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110509162151/godfather/images/e/e5/Don_Michael_Corleone.jpg

[ukballer]

comone men make her apoems and buy a flowers. tell these bitch she dont not havea choose to go to fk** homecoming to you men and fk** her ass men!! and then kick your freind fk** ass for do that shit

:bowdown: Thank you, based Theoo.

[B-Low]

God damn did the kid at lunch look like this?

http://static.tumblr.com/8eb28ce591fa0ce39a8a18f0c1c6207d/8yxkqxv/Siomnyeb4/tumblr_static_randblink.gif

[Crown&Coke]

the EXACT same thing happened to my boy for Prom like 10 years ago :oldlol:

Dude was super late asking someone because he had just broke up with his girl. We finally found a cool chick he could ask, and she said yes. The next day we were talking about "you better dance with her" and someone was like "yea, you better do that"

one of her friends thought we meant it sexually. And 10 minutes later he was date-less again.

Find a friend who has a girl, and get her to hook u up with her friend. And don't fvck it up this time, hotdammit

[Nick Young]

You're on the goddamned path to lonely perverted virginhood mang, I've been telling you this for awhile! Stop jacking it to little girl anime porn and change your goddamn avatar to a picture of a real woman in a bikini like this

http://the305.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Emily-Ratajkowski.jpg


stop planning ass grabs two weeks in advance! Just act normal, and most importantly stop jacking it to little girl anime porn!

[Jameerthefear]

how can you be that muchof a bitch though? :facepalm i want to fight him so bad

[Jameerthefear]

You're on the goddamned path to lonely perverted virginhood mang, I've been telling you this for awhile! Stop jacking it to little girl anime porn and change your goddamn avatar to a picture of a real woman in a bikini like this

http://the305.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Emily-Ratajkowski.jpg


stop planning ass grabs two weeks in advance! Just act normal, and most importantly stop jacking it to little girl anime porn!
i don't jack it to little girls...

[JimmyMcAdocious]

The guy told the girl because he wants to date you. Ask him to prom imo.

You're welcome in advance. Can I be your best man at your wedding?

[KingBeasley08]

how can you be that muchof a bitch though? :facepalm i want to fight him so bad
Is this guy your friend? Because if he is, you have to be more brutal than normal. Possibly torturing him prior to execution. If he's a friend of that girl, then maybe just a quick shot in the back of the head :confusedshrug:

[TheReal Kendall]

i completely fvcked it up with the girl that asked me to homecoming because of some bitch ***** sitting near me at lunch. i was talking about the girl i was taking and stuff and i said some stuff that was probably notsmart (like how i was going to have sex with her or something) but i was with my friends and we were messing around and having a conversation. this dude went and told the girl what i said and since she is one of the like good, sheltered girls she dumped me on the spot. she was like "i didn't know you were like that" and stuff like that and now her friends think im a huge pervert :facepalm. i'm not even like that though i mean i'm still a fvcking virgin for pete's sake. :facepalm worst part is i already bought the tickets :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm
sorry if this is unreadable because i typed this pretty fast and i don't feel like re-reading.

You are a huge pervert though:facepalm

Side note: Don't trust your friends. They will always mess stuff up for you.

Just be solo dolo trust me. I got a lot of chicks in high school like this. Your friends will throw salt on you

[Jameerthefear]

The guy told the girl because he wants to date you. Ask him to prom imo.

You're welcome in advance. Can I be your best man at your wedding?
i'm NOT gay

[Le Shaqtus]

You should go give her a one to one and and clear the air, if you know you're not that dude then you should try and convince her, maybe she'll change her mind.

Also beat the f*ck out of that dude.

[niko]

Made up. Jameer jumping the shark. You sound like a younger bladers.

[Le Shaqtus]

Made up. Jameer jumping the shark. You sound like a younger bladers.

Jameer would never do use dirty like that :no:

[Jameerthefear]

Made up. Jameer jumping the shark. You sound like a younger bladers.
fvck bladers. i may be a loser, but i'm not him.

[CelticBaller]

comone men make her apoems and buy a flowers. tell these bitch she dont not havea choose to go to fk** homecoming to you men and fk** her ass men!! and then kick your freind fk** ass for do that shit
Listen to this man :bowdown:

Sweet talk your way through, tell her it was just you and your friends messing around, nothing serious mayne

[Bandito]

Just tell her you were joking around and ask for forgiveness. Do it in a way that it is so ridiculous she will end up laughing. Like send her a powerpoint on email of or do a drawing (on a big board or something) of why you're stupid and why she will end up having the time of her life if she goes with you.
Just do something that is stupid but cute and she might end up going with you. But if you're not interested with her and you just don't want to go stag then don't do that is not worth it. THe whole school is going to know.

[Jameerthefear]

Just tell her you were joking around and ask for forgiveness. Do it in a way that it is so ridiculous she will end up laughing. Like send her a powerpoint on email of or do a drawing (on a big board or something) of why you're stupid and why she will end up having the time of her life if she goes with you.
Just do something that is stupid but cute and she might end up going with you. But if you're not interested with her and you just don't want to go stag then don't do that is not worth it. THe whole school is going to know.
then i just look desperate...

[Bandito]

then i just look desperate...
You do but you might get lucky enough that it will melt her rage.


When it comes to ***** there is no desperate in my vocabulary though, specially if I like or love her a lot. I will go to the extremes ...without being stalky:roll:

I haven't had the chance to do it though, because except for one I haven't felt that way about anybody.

[Le Shaqtus]

then i just look desperate...

Don't disappoint your ISH brethren.

Win that broad back.

[HomieWeMajor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=linZOaQx5hE
Jameer Jameer get yourself together
We all make mistakes

[niko]

fvck bladers. i may be a loser, but i'm not him.
i didn't hear what you said, i just saw the butt moving. So you're ok with me.

[TonyMontana]

:roll:

[Rick James]

This is why your're a virgin. And the anime porn.

[DonDadda59]

God damnit, Jameer :facepalm

She did all the work for you, all you had to do was sit there and smile, not say a goddamn thing and you managed to f*ck that up somehow.

We can fix this thing but we have to act ASAP and you have to do exactly what I say. First thing tomorrow morning you get a single red rose, not a whole bouquet, we're not thirsty just a little parched. You find her in the hallway and you say this exactly:

"Hey, enter name here. I thought a lot about what you said the other day and you were right, I'm not like that. It was just a bad joke and I realize how much of a jerk I was. Anyway, I was really happy when you asked me to the dance and I was looking forward it. If you'll forgive me, I'd still like to go with you".

Make sure you smile and get that movie twinkle in your eye (try to get a good angle for lighting). Then give her the rose. She'll melt like butter. Crisis averted. Operation tang still on.

Then when all that distraction is out the way, we get down to serious business. Get a bottle of snapple or any drink that comes in a glass. Find that snitching ass pu$$y and smash it in his face. When he goes down, crying in agony. Kick all of the teeth out of his mouth and tell him if he ever pulls that shit again you'll kill him and his family.

Let me know how it goes :cheers:

[nathanjizzle]

you can still salvage it. go talk to her in private and tell her your still a virgin and wouldnt try to have sex with her and that you were just showing off to your friends.

she might actually be so turned on by your honesty and maturity she might give it up to you on the spot.

[TheSilentKiller]

you can still salvage it. go talk to her in private and tell her your still a virgin and wouldnt try to have sex with her and that you were just showing off to your friends.

she might actually be so turned on by your honesty and maturity she might give it up to you on the spot.
this isn't bad advice. If you like her you should do it.

[TonyMontana]

God damnit, Jameer :facepalm

She did all the work for you, all you had to do was sit there and smile, not say a goddamn thing and you managed to f*ck that up somehow.

We can fix this thing but we have to act ASAP and you have to do exactly what I say. First thing tomorrow morning you get a single red rose, not a whole bouquet, we're not thirsty just a little parched. You find her in the hallway and you say this exactly:

"Hey, enter name here. I thought a lot about what you said the other day and you were right, I'm not like that. It was just a bad joke and I realize how much of a jerk I was. Anyway, I was really happy when you asked me to the dance and I was looking forward it. If you'll forgive me, I'd still like to go with you".

Make sure you smile and get that movie twinkle in your eye (try to get a good angle for lighting). Then give her the rose. She'll melt like butter. Crisis averted. Operation tang still on.

Then when all that distraction is out the way, we get down to serious business. Get a bottle of snapple or any drink that comes in a glass. Find that snitching ass pu$$y and smash it in his face. When he goes down, crying in agony. Kick all of the teeth out of his mouth and tell him if he ever pulls that shit again you'll kill him and his family.

Let me know how it goes :cheers:

He's not going to do shit,any advice is wasted.

He's just going to watch his anime and cry on ISH.

[Jameerthefear]

God damnit, Jameer :facepalm

She did all the work for you, all you had to do was sit there and smile, not say a goddamn thing and you managed to f*ck that up somehow.

We can fix this thing but we have to act ASAP and you have to do exactly what I say. First thing tomorrow morning you get a single red rose, not a whole bouquet, we're not thirsty just a little parched. You find her in the hallway and you say this exactly:

"Hey, enter name here. I thought a lot about what you said the other day and you were right, I'm not like that. It was just a bad joke and I realize how much of a jerk I was. Anyway, I was really happy when you asked me to the dance and I was looking forward it. If you'll forgive me, I'd still like to go with you".

Make sure you smile and get that movie twinkle in your eye (try to get a good angle for lighting). Then give her the rose. She'll melt like butter. Crisis averted. Operation tang still on.

Then when all that distraction is out the way, we get down to serious business. Get a bottle of snapple or any drink that comes in a glass. Find that snitching ass pu$$y and smash it in his face. When he goes down, crying in agony. Kick all of the teeth out of his mouth and tell him if he ever pulls that shit again you'll kill him and his family.

Let me know how it goes :cheers:
i think i'm going to try to do this, but i have to practice the scenario out in my head a couple of times...

[Jameerthefear]

He's not going to do shit,any advice is wasted.

He's just going to watch his anime and cry on ISH.
fvck off tony

[ballup]

Did anyone else think that he got some girl pregnant before entering this thread?

[Bandito]

He's not going to do shit,any advice is wasted.

He's just going to watch his anime and cry on ISH.
Are you jealous because anime kid has a life and almost a real girl to go out with him and you only have your hand to cry yourself to sleep?:lol

[Rose'sACL]

I don't think any of this story is true. I don't think he leaves his house other than when he goes to school. This guy's parents didn't let him buy GTA 5. what else do you need to know?

[Jameerthefear]

I would be more concerned about getting a refund for those tickets.
i would but i really dont want to tell my dad :lol
I'm just going to get dropped off and run to the gas station and hang out there for a couple of hours then run back call home and say i had fun.

[DonDadda59]

i would but i really dont want to tell my dad :lol
I'm just going to get dropped off and run to the gas station and hang out there for a couple of hours then run back call home and say i had fun.

This is the saddest thing I've ever read on the internet. Literally :(

You can't just give up. This is one of life's test. You bitch out, it will just be a pattern that repeats itself forever. This is like Back II the future and Michael J's father knocking Biff the f*ck out. This is your moment...

[BoogieWoogieMan]

Did anyone else think that he got some girl pregnant before entering this thread?

I thought he got dished another ass whoppin.

[outbreak]

as others said man, just be honest and talk to her and tell her your friends were just joking around and you got a bit carried away, tell her how happy you were she asked you and maybe even point out that you haven't been hanging around with other girls in school or tell her to ask around with other girls to know you haven't been doing anything with them. Maybe buy her a present or something or even ask her to go somewhere like the movies or something just to hang out and get to know each other better.

Have you been out with this girl before with just the two of you? If she sees you different alone she will probably start to realise it's just your friends, most guys act different around their friends. Just try and be confident and honest and actually address the issue and talk it through with her.

[nathanjizzle]

i would but i really dont want to tell my dad :lol
I'm just going to get dropped off and run to the gas station and hang out there for a couple of hours then run back call home and say i had fun.

the **** is wrong with you. your missing out on good times. go by yourself big deal. :facepalm

[DonDadda59]

I thought he got dished another ass whoppin.

Probably gonna happen when his dad finds out he lied about taking a girl to the dance when instead he pocketed his allowance and hung around a gas station for a few hours like a meth head or a common street whore.

[outbreak]

how do proms work? Is there an after party afterwards? For our dance thing over here I don't think it's as big a deal as proms but me and my friends (girls included) just went to someones house to party and have some pre drinks then went to the after party they had after the dance.

[ballup]

I thought he got dished another ass whoppin.
Pretty sure his dad would do this if he found out Jameer procreated.

[outbreak]

No offence intended jameer but from your OT threads i picture you looking like this guy? Am I close?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c125d7c64319754dcc461c5f3c3ce6c0/tumblr_mt8usa7MuG1r33r0fo1_400.gif

[TheSilentKiller]

No offence intended jameer but from your OT threads i picture you looking like this guy? Am I close?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c125d7c64319754dcc461c5f3c3ce6c0/tumblr_mt8usa7MuG1r33r0fo1_400.gif
holy shit :roll:

[Jameerthefear]

No offence intended jameer but from your OT threads i picture you looking like this guy? Am I close?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c125d7c64319754dcc461c5f3c3ce6c0/tumblr_mt8usa7MuG1r33r0fo1_400.gif
:roll: not even close :roll:

[DukeDelonte13]

sorry jameer

Real d*ck move by that guy to start chirping in your girl's ear.

[ace23]

Stop making up stories.

[Le Shaqtus]

i would but i really dont want to tell my dad :lol
I'm just going to get dropped off and run to the gas station and hang out there for a couple of hours then run back call home and say i had fun.

At least go with friends if you don't get the girl back.

Or I'll go to Alabama and beat your ass myself :lol

[Jameerthefear]

At least go with friends if you don't get the girl back.

Or I'll go to Alabama and beat your ass myself :lol
i'd be the only dude without a date...

[Le Shaqtus]

i'd be the only dude without a date...

You know it's acceptable to go without one right? That's only for prom.

If its an issue then just try and win the girl back, otherwise you should try and sell those tickets, they probably weren't cheap lol

[DonDadda59]

i'd be the only dude without a date...

http://www.gifcrap.com/g2data/albums/Forum/You_re%20acting%20like%20a%20little%20bitch%20righ t%20now.gif

I gave you the damn blueprint, now go out there and execute it. If not, then sit your weak ass at home and beat off to incest anime while the girl goes out with some other dude. Talking about roaming around a gas station like the walking dead :facepalm

C'mon son. Man up.

[BoogieWoogieMan]

Probably gonna happen when his dad finds out he lied about taking a girl to the dance when instead he pocketed his allowance and hung around a gas station for a few hours like a meth head or a common street whore.

This.

Go fix your mistake, Jameer. Or you'll kept running away from your problems. What you think is a "smart idea" (chillin at a gas station) is weak sauce and borderline cowardly. People here are giving you good advice. Don't give in to your anxiety.

Plus, your dad will be proud to know that you're going to give a girl a flower. He might overlook your anime obsession.

[Jameerthefear]

http://www.gifcrap.com/g2data/albums/Forum/You_re%20acting%20like%20a%20little%20bitch%20righ t%20now.gif

I gave you the damn blueprint, now go out there and execute it. If not, then sit your weak ass at home and beat off to incest anime while the girl goes out with some other dude. Talking about roaming around a gas station like the walking dead :facepalm

C'mon son. Man up.
okay okay i'll do it...

[DonDadda59]

okay okay i'll do it...

That's more like it. Keep us posted. God speed :cheers:

[alenleomessi]

OP

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrcazPN2D1qeytoho1_1280.png

[HarryCallahan]

Yo fvck that.

ISHers lets roll up to Alabama and stomp this snitching kid's ass.

Jameer's goons got goons.

This right here. Jameer's crew runs bout 50 deep. We got your back homie.

[mugiwara]

okay okay i'll do it...

Don is right, your 15 or something right? im assuming she iss the same. She will melt at that shit. easy.

20 seconds of courage young fella.

[DonD13]

i completely fvcked it up with the girl that asked me to homecoming because of some bitch ***** sitting near me at lunch. i was talking about the girl i was taking and stuff and i said some stuff that was probably notsmart (like how i was going to have sex with her or something) but i was with my friends and we were messing around and having a conversation. this dude went and told the girl what i said and since she is one of the like good, sheltered girls she dumped me on the spot. she was like "i didn't know you were like that" and stuff like that and now her friends think im a huge pervert :facepalm. i'm not even like that though i mean i'm still a fvcking virgin for pete's sake. :facepalm worst part is i already bought the tickets :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm
sorry if this is unreadable because i typed this pretty fast and i don't feel like re-reading.

you are a pervert and Jesus hates you.

[mugiwara]

DonDadda55 is right not this don^

DonD13 is wrong.

[dunksby]

This is becoming a proper story to follow now :applause:
Call her and convince her to go on a make up date with you, tell her she could leave at any time she felt uncomfortable. When you take her out you better make the **** up for it and show her a good time.

[CelticBaller]

Yo fvck that.

ISHers lets roll up to Alabama and stomp this snitching kid's ass.

Jameer's goons got goons.
I'm down

Stop Snitching :no:

[Just2McFly]

Bruh the same shit happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I was talking with some coworkers about girls at work and everyone was actively involved in the convo , but I got snitched on. Dry ass snitched on mind you. I swear to god someone was wearing a wire because all of my words were recounted and brought to the girl in question.

The thing that I didn't realize while we were talking was that all of those guys were talking fictional scenarios that never had a chance of happening because those guys were too pu$$y to even talk to those girl one on one,meanwhile I had already been talking to this broad had her number and chilled with her out of work one time. My shit was realer than most.

So I jokingly bet that I could fvck this broad and get a video tape. She was HEATED. She was spitting flames and cussed me out publicly for it. That's cool though, I took it like a man, thoroughly explained that it was what guys do, shit talking and apologized.

I didn't grovel, beg, or talk about her incessantly . On some 2003 50 Cent shit aka PIMP shit, I was seen leaving work by her with a even better looking female and the jealousy on her face was priceless. She asked me if that girl was my girlfriend, then later asked me out.

[Just2McFly]

Oh yeah, **** what don dadda said don't give a rose this chick. You need to apologize to her , even if her friends refuse to leave her side or let her go off with you alone. Make plenty of eye contact , soften up your body language , so slouch a bit just to show how bad you feel and be concise.

You need to take action and move on, stop concentrating on just one girl you are in HS. No need to take anything seriously other than grades and some extracurriculars.

[JerryWest]

^ no one gives a shit what you said

[Knicks101]

Bruh the same shit happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I was talking with some coworkers about girls at work and everyone was actively involved in the convo , but I got snitched on. Dry ass snitched on mind you. I swear to god someone was wearing a wire because all of my words were recounted and brought to the girl in question.

The thing that I didn't realize while we were talking was that all of those guys were talking fictional scenarios that never had a chance of happening because those guys were too pu$$y to even talk to those girl one on one,meanwhile I had already been talking to this broad had her number and chilled with her out of work one time. My shit was realer than most.

So I jokingly bet that I could fvck this broad and get a video tape. She was HEATED. She was spitting flames and cussed me out publicly for it. That's cool though, I took it like a man, thoroughly explained that it was what guys do, shit talking and apologized.

I didn't grovel, beg, or talk about her incessantly . On some 2003 50 Cent shit aka PIMP shit, I was seen leaving work by her with a even better looking female and the jealousy on her face was priceless. She asked me if that girl was my girlfriend, then later asked me out.

Over/Under 200 lbs?

[HarryCallahan]

McFly- Under
The Girl- Over

[Tking714]

:facepalm worst part is i already bought the tickets :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm


This is the worst part. :facepalm

Kick your "friends" face in for fukin wit your money

[riseagainst]

You're on the goddamned path to lonely perverted virginhood mang, I've been telling you this for awhile! Stop jacking it to little girl anime porn and change your goddamn avatar to a picture of a real woman in a bikini like this

http://the305.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Emily-Ratajkowski.jpg


stop planning ass grabs two weeks in advance! Just act normal, and most importantly stop jacking it to little girl anime porn!

dam.....

[FiveRings]

dam.....
She dances topless in this Robin Thicke music video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwT6DZCQi9k

Sorry to hear about your situation Jameer. I agree with what others have said. Try talking to her.

[tmacattack33]

Just show her the other thread you made on here when she said Yes to you....I think in that thread some dudes on here were asking you if you were gonna smash...and you were like "nah man i'm not like that".


...unless of course u think it'd make u look wierd for posting on a message board all day. Nobody i know in real life knows that i post on here, so i don't know how that would go for you.

[outbreak]

Just show her the other thread you made on here when she said Yes to you....I think in that thread some dudes on here were asking you if you were gonna smash...and you were like "nah man i'm not like that".


...unless of course u think it'd make u look wierd for posting on a message board all day. Nobody i know in real life knows that i post on here, so i don't know how that would go for you.

DO NOT DO THIS.

If she finds this message board and your username she will find all your previous posts about your little sister anime....

[Rondo]

You're on the goddamned path to lonely perverted virginhood mang, I've been telling you this for awhile! Stop jacking it to little girl anime porn and change your goddamn avatar to a picture of a real woman in a bikini like this

http://the305.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Emily-Ratajkowski.jpg


stop planning ass grabs two weeks in advance! Just act normal, and most importantly stop jacking it to little girl anime porn!

It's ironic you talk about jacking and avatars. Look at your own!

[CelticBaller]

What happened lil niggah? you punked out?

[outbreak]

She dances topless in this Robin Thicke music video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwT6DZCQi9k

Sorry to hear about your situation Jameer. I agree with what others have said. Try talking to her.

what happened to her face? has it been morphed in one of those morhping apps? great body though still good but weird ass face

[CanYouDigIt]

People still believe this adult perv is a teenager :facepalm

Do people actually believe that there is a black anime fan that also like the NBA, more specifically the Orlando Magic, who is also shy around girls...

:facepalm

[eurobum]

Don's advice is really good .... if you live in a fictional world that is a teen comedy Hollywood sex flick.

Nathan's advice is good for the real world.

So do Nathan's.

[Le Shaqtus]

People still believe this adult perv is a teenager :facepalm

Do people actually believe that there is a black anime fan that also like the NBA, more specifically the Orlando Magic, who is also shy around girls...

:facepalm

Yep.

[MadeFromDust]

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=James+3%3A6&version=KJV werd too da wyse ma ninjaz

[MavsSuperFan]

Just apologize and tell the truth, that you were lying to your friends so that they would be impressed by you. You thought she was pretty and that it would impress your friends if she was your girl. Ask her to the dance.

Worst case she says no. You arent any worse off than you are now.

Best case she is flattered by you telling her you are attracted to her. and agrees to go with you.


i completely fvcked it up with the girl that asked me to homecoming because of some bitch ***** sitting near me at lunch. i was talking about the girl i was taking and stuff and i said some stuff that was probably notsmart (like how i was going to have sex with her or something) but i was with my friends and we were messing around and having a conversation. this dude went and told the girl what i said and since she is one of the like good, sheltered girls she dumped me on the spot. she was like "i didn't know you were like that" and stuff like that and now her friends think im a huge pervert :facepalm. i'm not even like that though i mean i'm still a fvcking virgin for pete's sake. :facepalm worst part is i already bought the tickets :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm
sorry if this is unreadable because i typed this pretty fast and i don't feel like re-reading.

:kobe:
you watch an anime called "my sister cant be this hot" about an older brother who plays erotic video games with his little sister (it disturbs me how much i have learned about this because of you)
:durantunimpressed:
you are somewhat a perv, but don't feel bad 90% of straight guys are pervs. maybe not to your extreme example, but everyone here is a perv.


Just show her the other thread you made on here when she said Yes to you....I think in that thread some dudes on here were asking you if you were gonna smash...and you were like "nah man i'm not like that".


...unless of course u think it'd make u look wierd for posting on a message board all day. Nobody i know in real life knows that i post on here, so i don't know how that would go for you.
No, dont let people know you post on ISH Jameer. i know people joke with you, but that anime you watch is messed up.


People still believe this adult perv is a teenager :facepalm

Do people actually believe that there is a black anime fan that also like the NBA, more specifically the Orlando Magic, who is also shy around girls...

:facepalm
What is unbelieveable about any of that?

[TheReal Kendall]

People still believe this adult perv is a teenager :facepalm

Do people actually believe that there is a black anime fan that also like the NBA, more specifically the Orlando Magic, who is also shy around girls...

:facepalm

I'm black, I love anime, don't like the Magic though(Suns my team) and I'm not shy around women(used to be in High school) but yea I don't see the problem here.

He's just young and trying to find his way

[CanYouDigIt]

I'm black, I love anime, don't like the Magic though(Suns my team) and I'm not shy around women(used to be in High school) but yea I don't see the problem here.

He's just young and trying to find his way
April 2013 :facepalm

Obvious Jameer Alt :facepalm

And people call me a troll? :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

[Jameerthefear]

Just apologize and tell the truth, that you were lying to your friends so that they would be impressed by you. You thought she was pretty and that it would impress your friends if she was your girl. Ask her to the dance.

Worst case she says no. You arent any worse off than you are now.

Best case she is flattered by you telling her you are attracted to her. and agrees to go with you.



:kobe:
you watch an anime called "my sister cant be this hot" about an older brother who plays erotic video games with his little sister (it disturbs me how much i have learned about this because of you)
:durantunimpressed:
you are somewhat a perv, but don't feel bad 90% of straight guys are pervs. maybe not to your extreme example, but everyone here is a perv.


No, dont let people know you post on ISH Jameer. i know people joke with you, but that anime you watch is messed up.


What is unbelieveable about any of that?
you guys just think it's a simple incest harem/romcom... it's deeper then that. i was :cry: :cry: by the end.
i tried to get shade to watch it, but he won't :(

[Fresh Kid]

that iz messed up lil bro:facepalm Your friend that snitch iz not a true friend or prolly just jealous and want tha slice of tha tuna himself so Idk man you might as well forget that guy, tell him to kick rocks but have a swell day and do you, you relly dont need friends sometimez,friends can make things worse and bring you down, I been there done that, learned my many lessons and you still can get that girl, just talk to her again, explain u didnt mean it, and prove to her that you not that type of dude, and good luck on that. and about those tickets, I cant lie man I had a similar situation like that back then:facepalm

[MavsSuperFan]

you guys just think it's a simple incest harem/romcom... it's deeper then that. i was :cry: :cry: by the end.
i tried to get shade to watch it, but he won't :(
forget about that, just hide the fact you a fan of that anime.

Nothing wrong with anime overall. I used to love dragonball and dragonball z. I liked a few of those giant robot ones too. and a few different movies

But that one with the little sister romance, is best left unmentioned.

take my advice here:

Just apologize and tell the truth, that you were lying to your friends so that they would be impressed by you. You thought she was pretty and that it would impress your friends if she was your girl. Ask her to the dance.

Worst case she says no. You arent any worse off than you are now.

Best case she is flattered by you telling her you are attracted to her. and agrees to go with you.

Edit: off topic, but help me out with the name of an anime movie.

The one where the guy has an infection in his arm and is spreading cause he touched this death sluge thing.
the guy rides an elk or a deer.
its like in feudal japan, and this army is laying siege to this town defended by middle aged woman only and ruled by this lady. She takes in lepers and the lepers also help defend the city. also the mine iron i think.

watched the movie a while ago and been wanting to buy it, but i dont know the name of the film.

[Bandito]

you guys just think it's a simple incest harem/romcom... it's deeper then that. i was :cry: :cry: by the end.
i tried to get shade to watch it, but he won't :(
WTF is a romcom? Stop quoting anime word nobody understands...heck I use to watch anime and I don't know what a romcom is...:lol

[Jameerthefear]

forget about that, just hide the fact you a fan of that anime.

Nothing wrong with anime overall. I used to love dragonball and dragonball z. I liked a few of those giant robot ones too. and a few different movies

But that one with the little sister romance, is best left unmentioned.

take my advice here:


Edit: off topic, but help me out with the name of an anime movie.

The one where the guy has an infection in his arm and is spreading cause he touched this death sluge thing.
the guy rides an elk or a deer.
its like in feudal japan, and this army is laying siege to this town defended by middle aged woman only and ruled by this lady. She takes in lepers and the lepers also help defend the city. also the mine iron i think.

watched the movie a while ago and been wanting to buy it, but i dont know the name of the film.
Princess Mononoke?

WTF is a romcom? Stop quoting anime word nobody understands...heck I use to watch anime and I don't know what a romcom is...:lol
romance comedy...

[B-Low]

WTF is a romcom? Stop quoting anime word nobody understands...heck I use to watch anime and I don't know what a romcom is...:lol

An anime romantic comedy maybe?

[Bandito]

Romantic comedy?
Oh so that's what it meant? I thought it was some real weird anime genre like tentacles:roll:


Hey jameer so have you done anything with the girl? You have to beg for forgiveness quick before she asks somebody else. If she is a good girl like you said she must've liked you for some reason.

[outbreak]

WTF is a romcom? Stop quoting anime word nobody understands...heck I use to watch anime and I don't know what a romcom is...:lol
:biggums: romantic comedy? not an anime specific genre and I'd say VERY widely known?

[Bandito]

:biggums: romantic comedy? not an anime specific genre and I'd say VERY widely known?
I never saw it written like that. I would just write it as Romantic comedy.

[DonDadda59]

So how'd it go lil homie?

[MavsSuperFan]

Princess Mononoke?

Thank you, been wanting to watch this film again for awhile. but I forgot the name

[mr beast]

congrats, now you just wrote a new chapter in the how to CB yourself in ISH

[Jameerthefear]

So how'd it go lil homie?
heh. lets just say jameer is staying home

[MavsSuperFan]

heh. lets just say jameer is staying home
how did you handle the guy that snitched on you?

[KingBeasley08]

heh. lets just say jameer is staying home
Tell us what went down nikka. Ain't nobody gonna make fun of you except for me and pretty much everyone else

[DonDadda59]

heh. lets just say jameer is staying home

:(

Details?

[KingBeasley08]

Jameer don't hide the fact that you like anime. Just find a bitch who also likes anime OR don't make a big deal about it when you hang out.

Go to a convention, go to anime forums. Dances are overrated anyway. You can go to clubs every night and dance with chicks once you're older.
Don't listen to this guy. Dances are a good way to bang chicks in high school. Good experience for the real world

If I were you, I'd make a quick move and ask another girl. That other chick will get jealous and she'll try to win YOU back. Trust me brah, I know how them lame stupid high school b!tches think

[Jameerthefear]

Don't listen to this guy. Dances are a good way to bang chicks in high school. Good experience for the real world

If I were you, I'd make a quick move and ask another girl. That other chick will get jealous and she'll try to win YOU back. Trust me brah, I know how them lame stupid high school b!tches think
too late man. at least i got a refund for those tickets :pimp:

[Nick Young]

too late man. at least i got a refund for those tickets :pimp:
Dawg you chickened out. Just apologize to the fist b*tch in te way DonDadda suggested or ask anoter bitch. Im not lying to you when I say this:

YOLO

[MetsPackers]

You gotta fight that snitch now



this



whoop his ass and convince the ho he was lying. Dude should get beat up just out of principle. Who the fkk does that

[red1]

You need to give the snitch a beatdown. Jealous fggt prolly wanted some of that for himself so he did the next best thing and made sure he f*cked it up for you. This is a critical moment in your development jameer, if you want to be a man then you know what you have to do

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