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jzek
09-28-2013, 11:02 PM
There are 10 players in this pic:

http://i.imgur.com/uF4lyRf.png


...and I can only name two - Gasol and Nick Young. Who are these 8 other guys in the picture? Are these real basketball players or just some random black dudes/actors the Lakers' front office hired for the day to do the photoshoot?

They'd be lucky to win 20 games with this roster! :facepalm

VIP2000
09-28-2013, 11:06 PM
One of them is the immortal Robert Sacre.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxVuySQT-eY

zoom17
09-28-2013, 11:07 PM
There are 10 players in this pic:

http://i.imgur.com/uF4lyRf.png


...and I can only name two - Gasol and Nick Young. Who are these 8 other guys in the picture? Are these real basketball players or just some random black dudes/actors the Lakers' front office hired for the day to do the photoshoot?

They'd be lucky to win 20 games with this roster! :facepalm


A bunch of sorry scrubs:roll: :roll: :roll:

no pun intended
09-28-2013, 11:08 PM
Jordan Farmar (their best signing this off-season) is in the picture.

zoom17
09-28-2013, 11:10 PM
Jordan Farmar (their best signing this off-season) is in the picture.

That is sad if that's the lakers best signing:oldlol:

no pun intended
09-28-2013, 11:12 PM
That is sad if that's the lakers best signing:oldlol:
Well nothing much you can do when you're forced to sign everyone except Kaman on minimum. I think the Lakers did the best they could considering their financial situation.

JimmyMcAdocious
09-28-2013, 11:14 PM
Obviously Wesley Johnson on the left. He has a very distinctive face. And I think that's Jordan Hill on the way left next to Gasol. For one, he's actually black. Also you can see the dreads.

Elias Harris = #2?

I want to say Shawne Williams' head behind Johnson and Young.

No clue who is right in front of the picture looking at the camera.

oh the horror
09-28-2013, 11:14 PM
Most of them aren't making the team right?

9erempiree
09-28-2013, 11:31 PM
inb4 someone says this is a loaded Lakers team and Kobe can't make it to the Finals with this bunch.

bagelred
09-29-2013, 12:09 AM
Lakers' roster = WTF

What the f-ck does "WTF" stand for?

Eric Cartman
09-29-2013, 12:20 AM
What the f-ck does "WTF" stand for?

This guy.

bdreason
09-29-2013, 12:38 AM
I can name every player in the pic except #2.

COnDEMnED
09-29-2013, 12:40 AM
I can name every player in the pic except #2.
Elias Harris

COnDEMnED
09-29-2013, 12:50 AM
There are 10 players in this pic:

http://i.imgur.com/uF4lyRf.png


...and I can only name two - Gasol and Nick Young. Who are these 8 other guys in the picture? Are these real basketball players or just some random black dudes/actors the Lakers' front office hired for the day to do the photoshoot?

They'd be lucky to win 20 games with this roster! :facepalm
There are 11 players in the picture. Only ones I'm not sure who they are is the face directly behind Marcus Landry's left shoulder, directly behind Xavier Henry's head, and the floating face above Wesley Johnsons left shoulder.

no pun intended
09-29-2013, 12:59 AM
There are 11 players in the picture. Only ones I'm not sure who they are is the face directly behind Marcus Landry's left shoulder, directly behind Xavier Henry's head, and the floating face above Wesley Johnsons left shoulder.
Jordan Farmar, Eric Boateng, Shawne Williams, respectively.

Fawker
09-29-2013, 01:08 AM
Kobe's farewell year will not make any noise but i'm glad they stuck with him to his last playing days. There will be no extensions for kobe i'm sorry to say.

COnDEMnED
09-29-2013, 01:14 AM
Most of them aren't making the team right?
We have 11 guaranteed contracts, I believe, with Elias Harris having a 2 year contract, first year partial guaranteed, second year believed to be team option. People trying to work their way onto the team include Kelly, Harris, Henry, Landry, Johnson-Odom, and Williams.

My personal guess of who sticks on the team.
Kelly (if healthy) and Harris

If Kelly is not healthy, I guess Williams or Landry would battle for that last spot?

There were reports last month that said Lakers promised Lamar Odom a spot on the team if he first went to rehab, those reports were later said to be false. Miami also said they were not interested in Michael Beasley and we all saw how that turned out, so who knows.

el gringos
09-29-2013, 01:15 AM
It's elias Harris's team now. Lol at farmar as their best offseason signing- Harris will be a stud

COnDEMnED
09-29-2013, 01:19 AM
Kobe's farewell year will not make any noise but i'm glad they stuck with him to his last playing days. There will be no extensions for kobe i'm sorry to say.
I thought I read an article floating around the web somewhere that said Lakers and Kobe have began extension talk. I'll search for it.
Edit: I found it, you were right. It said Lakers have "not" began negotiation talks with Kobe. That's what I get for speed reading. :)

senelcoolidge
09-29-2013, 03:57 AM
To be honest the lakers look like a D-league squad. How the mighty have fallen.

Mr. Jabbar
09-29-2013, 03:59 AM
in jim buss we trust (not)

jzek
09-29-2013, 08:20 AM
To be honest the lakers look like a D-league squad. How the mighty have fallen.

This ^

They are arguably the most famous basketball team in the world and yet their roster is full of unknowns. It's so sad that Kobe will just accept this and waste what could be his last good year. Then again maybe he likes it this way so that it will give him more reason to shoot more and surpass MJ.

Ass Dan
09-29-2013, 08:24 AM
inb4 someone says this is a loaded Lakers team and Kobe can't make it to the Finals with this bunch.

You should make a thread about how bad the roster is but what a chance it will be to prop up Kobe via mediocrity...

Big Cheese
09-29-2013, 08:47 AM
their best players are close to retirement, their bench is a bunch of scrubs, and mike dantoni is their coach :lol should be a fun year

hangintheair
09-29-2013, 05:14 PM
There are 10 players in this pic:

http://i.imgur.com/uF4lyRf.png


...and I can only name two - Gasol and Nick Young. Who are these 8 other guys in the picture? Are these real basketball players or just some random black dudes/actors the Lakers' front office hired for the day to do the photoshoot?

They'd be lucky to win 20 games with this roster! :facepalm

Who's the guy in front??? Martin Lawrence??

flipogb
09-29-2013, 05:19 PM
this is a picture of scrubs, they are the only ones looking at the camera.

so what else did you expect, its training camp and every team will have a bunch of unknown guys

COnDEMnED
09-29-2013, 09:14 PM
Who's the guy in front??? Martin Lawrence??
Marcus Landry? Carl Landry's brother?

no pun intended
10-30-2013, 01:09 AM
inb4 someone says this is a loaded Lakers team and Kobe can't make it to the Finals with this bunch.
lmao he can't.

20Four
10-30-2013, 01:12 AM
A bunch of sorry scrubs:roll: :roll: :roll:


Scrubs eh? That's why they are beating the clippers right now? And are about to win?

no pun intended
10-30-2013, 01:13 AM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/23758288.jpg

DonDadda59
10-30-2013, 01:14 AM
http://cdn.meme.li/i/pcgm5.jpg

G-Funk
10-30-2013, 01:44 AM
http://cdn.meme.li/i/pcgm5.jpg
Yea, U MAD! Lmao

PickernRoller
10-30-2013, 01:45 AM
lol :oldlol: :oldlol: :roll:

AintNoSunshine
10-30-2013, 08:12 PM
half of their payroll was kobe. what can you do? LOL

AintNoSunshine
10-30-2013, 08:13 PM
http://cdn.meme.li/i/pcgm5.jpg
:roll: :roll: :roll:

SpecialQue
10-30-2013, 10:01 PM
http://cdn.meme.li/i/pcgm5.jpg

Worked like a charm during last season's playoffs.