Anybody here drink Monster Energy?

[Myth]

I'll just place this here: http://www.realfarmacy.com/if-you-still-drink-monster-get-ready-to-never-want-another/

[AlphaWolf24]

The Rat In Cola Can: A baby rat is popped into the mouth of an empty cola can. The rat is fed and cared for in the can until it grows too big to get out. The con artist fills the can with cola and drowns the rat. He know now has a contaminated food product that must have occurred on the production line. After all, how could a giant rat get through such a small hole unless it happened during the production process.

:confusedshrug:

[OhNoTimNoSho]

Who would do that? They are a Monster!

[imdaman99]

FFS I just drank one 30 mins ago before seeing this thread :mad:

I drink one or 2 every 6 months or so. Now will think twice.

[TheSilentKiller]

:confusedshrug:
Yeah something like this is too easy to do. Hell, the mouse could have just crawled in there himself in an old empty can.

[Draz]

Haven't drunk one in about over a year. But, that's insane.

[Jameerthefear]

Who drinks this toxic garbage anyways?

[HarryCallahan]

Who drinks this toxic garbage anyways?

fgts.

[G-Funk]

no more canned drinks 4 me

[Lebron23]

Damn

[Meticode]

Monster just got an idea. A protein energy drink called Black Plague.

[ALBballer]

Last time I had one was probably 4 years ago. Stuff is disgusting and would probably drink one if it was free. Otherwise..........

:coleman:

[CanYouDigIt]

Gatorade >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[LikeABosh]

I know a guy at work who drinks 4-5 monsters every day. Fvcking disgusting

[HarryCallahan]

I know a guy at work who drinks 4-5 monsters every day. Fvcking disgusting

You won't know him for long. Dudes inside are gonna fall out his butt-hole.

[Meticode]

I know a guy at work who drinks 4-5 monsters every day. Fvcking disgusting
:eek:

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

I won't eat all that sugar but I sure as fukk would roast that mouse with some garlic and onions for the protein.

[gigantes]

damn, i used to drink rock star or monster sometimes when playing sports, but was never lucky enough to get the special rat one. :(

guess this guy's a millionaire now.

[Lebron23]

I saw it at the stores, But I remember reading this thread.

[Nick Young]

I'll just place this here: http://www.realfarmacy.com/if-you-still-drink-monster-get-ready-to-never-want-another/
thats a carnie scam breh. Oldest trick in the book.


On another note, that shit is extremely unhealthy, but on some days when I need to hunker down and focus completely on an all nighter, I do drink monster.

Maybe it is a placebo effect, but I do accomplish much more on days I do drink these things. Still, I dont think it's worth it for how unhealthy it is.

Wish there was a healthy version of this stuff.

[Lebron23]

thats a carnie scam breh. Oldest trick in the book.


On another note, that shit is extremely unhealthy, but on some days when I need to hunker down and focus completely on an all nighter, I do drink monster.

Maybe it is a placebo effect, but I do accomplish much more on days I do drink these things. Still, I dont think it's worth it for how unhealthy it is.

Wish there was a healthy version of this stuff.


I only drink gatorade and sting. I think Cobra is the Philippines version of Monster. I heard some dude died after drinking 4 bottles.

[MrC1991]

well im done drinking energy drinks all together.

[Le Shaqtus]

I don't drink energy drinks unless I gotta write a paper the night before it's due.

[Jailblazers7]

Haven't had one since I drank like 3 in one day in order to get through a 16 hour road trip. They kept me awake and got me through the trip but I'd much rather get my caffeine by drinking coffee or espresso if I need it.

[dunksby]

Probably a Red Bull stunt :lol

[rufuspaul]

Wish there was a healthy version of this stuff.


It's called cocaine.

[ihatetimthomas]

Wouldn't the mouse have disintegrated due to the acid? Its not like that mouse was in there a few days...it had to be in there for some time. I remember something about for a case someone had against Mountain Dew

[ballup]

If I really need something in a pinch to keep me awake while driving, I might get one. Starbucks makes a coffee substitute that does the same thing.

[tgan3]

Once in a while...But im addicted to coffee need to drink it like 3-4 times a day. Still better than energy drinks

[Out_In_Utah]

I remember this.

[ihatetimthomas]

Monsters statement when this happened

http://www.monsterenergy.com/us/en/news/#!/news%3Amonster-energy-beverage-company-statement-regarding-quotmouse-in-a-canquot-lawsuit-in-washington-state

[GimmeThat]

I never quite understood how my raging hormones weren't enough to help me get through my daily activities when I was younger.