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CavaliersFTW
10-13-2013, 03:55 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dK4O0XB.jpg

Sunday 10/13/13

'Michael Jordan' Farmar received an unprecedented gift from the Sultan of Istanbul this weekend. A trained camel from the Royal Family. The Sultan stated he had never seen a player dominate so thoroughly against his Anadolu Efes Istanbul team and that he was impressed at how many rule changes Farmars play had incited. Farmar and the recent influx of American talent have been re-writing the EL rule book over the past decade as the EL continues to evolve in an effort to slow the effectiveness of American talent. The latest EL rule change dubbed 'The Michael Jordan Farmar Rule' has extended the Euroleague 3 point line by 2 feet, after Farmar was claimed to have been seen shooting Euroleague 3's with his eyes closed in a scrimmage against Real Madrid.

Euroleague.net
#number6ix#
10-13-2013, 03:59 PM
What rules got changed??? Never mind just read the entire post
Dr. Ice
10-13-2013, 04:08 PM
Where's the actual link, google isnt coming up with anything

EDIT: yea i'm callin bs, that pic is from the lakers' trip to china

DOUBLEEDIT: Istanbul doesnt even have a sultan :facepalm
FireDavidKahn
10-13-2013, 04:27 PM
You guys are so slow.
Eric Cartman
10-13-2013, 04:45 PM
Where's the actual link, google isnt coming up with anything

EDIT: yea i'm callin bs, that pic is from the lakers' trip to china

DOUBLEEDIT: Istanbul doesnt even have a sultan :facepalm

Bet you are really fun to hangout with at parties.
DuMa
10-13-2013, 04:54 PM
Where's the actual link, google isnt coming up with anything

EDIT: yea i'm callin bs, that pic is from the lakers' trip to china

DOUBLEEDIT: Istanbul doesnt even have a sultan :facepalm

You're the AT&T of people.
branslowski
10-13-2013, 04:55 PM
1st ofall, :oldlol: @ the first 2 lost posters

2nd of all , Cavsftw, y Euroleage livin rent free in ur mind?
dr.hee
10-13-2013, 04:59 PM
You're the AT&T of people.

Clearly, he's the opposite of Batman.
Jameerthefear
10-13-2013, 05:18 PM
:roll:
JimmyMcAdocious
10-13-2013, 05:20 PM
What rules got changed???

:facepalm


Where's the actual link, google isnt coming up with anything

EDIT: yea i'm callin bs, that pic is from the lakers' trip to china

DOUBLEEDIT: Istanbul doesnt even have a sultan :facepalm

:facepalm :roll: :facepalm Your post can't possibly be for real.
#number6ix#
10-13-2013, 05:26 PM
:lol: :lol:... i fell for it hook line and sinker... i even looked up his euroleague stats and was thinking damn they changed the rules for a guy who averaged 13pts on 46% shooting 37% from 3... good one
NumberSix
10-13-2013, 06:05 PM
Κωνσταντινούπολις
dr.hee
10-13-2013, 06:58 PM
Κωνσταντινούπολις

http://www.greekjewelryshop.com/i//constantine_the_great_of_byzantium.jpg
stax
10-14-2013, 03:35 AM
Κωνσταντινούπολις

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsQrKZcYtqg
SpanishACB
10-14-2013, 06:06 AM
this thread (and its op) try really hard to hype americans nba over europe

what it really does is, in its first 2 posts, is show the main flaw of usa in general: low IQ.
Rooster
10-14-2013, 02:50 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dK4O0XB.jpg

[I]Sunday 10/13/13

'Michael Jordan' Farmar received an unprecedented gift from the Sultan of Istanbul this weekend. A trained camel from the Royal Family. The Sultan stated he had never seen a player dominate so thoroughly against his Anadolu Efes Istanbul team and that he was impressed at how many rule changes Farmars play had incited. Farmar and the recent influx of American talent have been re-writing the EL rule book over the past decade as the EL continues to evolve in an effort to slow the effectiveness of American talent. The latest EL rule change dubbed 'The Michael Jordan Farmar Rule' has extended the Euroleague 3 point line by 2 feet, after Farmar was claimed to have been seen shooting Euroleague 3's with his eyes closed in a scrimmage against Real

Euroleague.net

That picture was fittingly:applause:

Depicted his minor league stint:rockon:

He pretty much carried his team Efes in his back:bowdown:
Euroleague
10-14-2013, 04:14 PM
That picture was fittingly:applause:

Depicted his minor league stint:rockon:

He pretty much carried his team Efes in his back:bowdown:


This NBA only fan clown just called the Lakers a minor league team.
Brokenbeat
10-14-2013, 04:30 PM
That picture was fittingly:applause:

Depicted his minor league stint:rockon:

He pretty much carried his team Efes in his back:bowdown:

http://www.redicecreations.com/specialreports/2006/03mar/abraham05.jpg
:rant
madmax
10-14-2013, 06:03 PM
:roll: :lol