ISH I need $60 in 16 days

[Jameerthefear]

How do I do it? I actually do earn some money sometimes but whenever I do my parents just take it and never pay me back (we're poor).
How do I earn this currency ISH?

[tomtucker]

16 blowjobs at $ 3,75 a pop

[#number6ix#]

maybe charge some of your girls to feel your waves... maybe $5 a rub

[#number6ix#]

if you're diesease free go to a blood bank i think it pays like $50

[L.Kizzle]

Save your lunch money.

[Jameerthefear]

maybe charge some of your girls to feel your waves... maybe $5 a rub
That will never work :lol

Save your lunch money.
I get my lunch free from the school since we're poor.

[Eric Cartman]

Crystal Meth.

[TheSilentKiller]

ok I'll bite. What do you need the money for?

[L.Kizzle]

That will never work :lol

I get my lunch free from the school since we're poor.
You have a computer, you're not that poor.

[KobesFinger]

Tell your dad you'll stop watching anime/hentai during the regular season if he pays for it
Tax that girl you're feeling
Play 1 on 1 ball for money

[Jameerthefear]

ok I'll bite. What do you need the money for?
nothing weird this time. just money for a streaming site so I can watch the NBA.

[dr.hee]

http://www.vazor.de/backroom-casting-couch.jpg

Just pretend you're 18...

[Jameerthefear]

Tell your dad you'll stop watching anime/hentai during the regular season if he pays for it
Tax that girl you're feeling
Play 1 on 1 ball for money
i don't want to give up anime. fvck that :mad:

[MetsPackers]

sell drugs

[knickballer]

The obvious thing to say is to go out and earn it. I know your underage but you can still ask people if you can rake their yards, take care of their yard, or w/e for money.

[KobesFinger]

i don't want to give up anime. fvck that :mad:

Is it that important to you? Just be a paper boy or some shit

[Jameerthefear]

sell drugs
That's illegal :no:

[Jameerthefear]

The obvious thing to say is to go out and earn it. I know your underage but you can still ask people if you can rake their yards, take care of their yard, or w/e for money.
I'm going to try that tomorrow. My neighborhood is full of old white people so.

Is it that important to you? Just be a paper boy or some shit
I don't even think paper routes exist anymore. I live in the country anyways so unless I just deliver to my neighborhood I would have to drive.

[blablabla]

rob a liquor store

[FatComputerNerd]

You need a sugar daddy

[Meticode]

Do you have anything personally you can pawn or sell you don't use. Like old games you don't play or old systems. Maybe a pawn shop or GameStop...

[LakersDaBEst]

Car wash is the best way to go.

[FatComputerNerd]

Car wash is the best way to go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPg9FMLTzFs

[Fresh Kid]

sell drugs
Dont listen to dis bitch ass niguh:no:

[Fresh Kid]

have a garage sale

[CanYouDigIt]

Sell your body to science.

[MavsSuperFan]

You are 16 right?
You can get a job

[Jameerthefear]

You are 16 right?
You can get a job
I'm 15. If I was 16 I would get a job since I'll have my license then.

[#number6ix#]

i thought i seen you yesterday... now im sure i did


http://i916.photobucket.com/albums/ad8/ckda0n3/funny_zpsba5f5fe4.jpg

[Jameerthefear]

i seen you yesterday


http://i916.photobucket.com/albums/ad8/ckda0n3/funny_zpsba5f5fe4.jpg
:roll: :roll: :roll:
I want to rep you but I have to wait 24 hours

[Fresh Kid]

i thought i seen you yesterday... now im sure i did


http://i916.photobucket.com/albums/ad8/ckda0n3/funny_zpsba5f5fe4.jpg
come on man how u gonna do your uncle like that son?:coleman:

[alenleomessi]

you can work for them but i suggest betting or stealing

[BankShot]

Jesus :facepalm You've been complaining about money issues for like 2 years. Go get a f*cking job. Walk there if you must.

There must be a grocery-store/gas-station/fast-food/convenience-store within two miles of where you live.


Go out and f*cking get it. :facepalm

[Lamar Doom]

I'll send you $60 but you gotta post a pic of you holding a sign that says "Lamar Doom is my sugar daddy"

[HarryCallahan]

You live in a neighbourhood filled w/ rich whities? I'm sure one of them has $60 worth of stuff you can take.

[CelticBaller]

Get a job the traditional way

Or

Start selling drugs and become the biggest drug dealer in Alabama

[Jameerthefear]

Jesus :facepalm You've been complaining about money issues for like 2 years. Go get a f*cking job. Walk there if you must.

There must be a grocery-store/gas-station/fast-food/convenience-store within two miles of where you live.


Go out and f*cking get it. :facepalm
I think you're confusing me with someone else :lol

I'll send you $60 but you gotta post a pic of you holding a sign that says "Lamar Doom is my sugar daddy"
I'm giving this serious consideration.

I think I'm going to tell my parents they owe me money (they do) get the service for 3 months then for Christmas I'll get money from relatives.

[BankShot]

I think you're confusing me with someone else :lol

I'm giving this serious consideration.

I think I'm going to tell my parents they owe me money (they do) get the service for 3 months then for Christmas I'll get money from relatives.

For the record... going to your parents and demanding money they "owe" you isn't going to get you anywhere.

Show some initiative. Either go out and get a job, or put together a plan that shows why what you do or what you will do deserves money from you parents.

Be proactive

[Jameerthefear]

For the record... going to your parents and demanding money they "owe" you isn't going to get you anywhere.

Show some initiative. Either go out and get a job, or put together a plan that shows why what you do or what you will do deserves money from you parents.

Be proactive
I can't get a job right now or else I'd already have one. I only have a learner's permit so I couldn't drive to work after school. Not to mention I play sports so I'd have to fit that in too...

[BankShot]

I can't get a job right now or else I'd already have one. I only have a learner's permit so I couldn't drive to work after school. Not to mention I play sports so I'd have to fit that in too...

Bag groceries or bus tables or run a cash register or flip burgers or make subway sandwiches. Walk there if you must. You're 15 years old you should be able to keep a pace of 4 MPH at a brisk walk so you should be able to get to work somewhere within 3 miles of your house EASY.

The physically and mentally disabled, the non-English speakers, and the ex-cons, are all able to get jobs.... so instead of whining on the internet and begging for money, go out and get a f*cking job like the rest of us. :no:

[It's A VC3!!!]

I can't get a job right now or else I'd already have one. I only have a learner's permit so I couldn't drive to work after school. Not to mention I play sports so I'd have to fit that in too...
Playing a sport is an option so you can always give that up but I'd be a horrible person telling you to give up playing sports in high school. I LOVED basketball in high school and it usually the last time any of us get to play in an organized game.

If you're good at Math, or some other subject, I'd recommend placing a flyer around your neighborhood offering tutoring services. $10 an hour for one-two hours a day can help you earn $60 within a week.

You're best bet if none of these options work is to ask a friend to lend you $60 and you pay them back in monthly installments or just re-pay them back by doing their homework for them or some other tedious crap.

[Jameerthefear]

Bag groceries or bus tables or run a cash register or flip burgers or make subway sandwiches. Walk there if you must. You're 15 years old you should be able to keep a pace of 4 MPH at a brisk walk so you should be able to get to work somewhere within 3 miles of your house EASY.

The physically and mentally disabled, the non-English speakers, and the ex-cons, are all able to get jobs.... so instead of whining on the internet and begging for money, go out and get a f*cking job like the rest of us. :no:
I don't have a problem running or walking anywhere. I live in the country. Everything is spread out. The nearest grocery store is at least 10 miles away (which even at a good pace would take AT LEAST an hour and 15 to run there).

[Scholar]

Damn, man. Get your priorities straight. If you're as poor as you're making it out to be, you don't need to be spending $60 on some NBA streaming site, video game, toys, Hentai movie collection, shoes, etc.

[Jameerthefear]

Damn, man. Get your priorities straight. If you're as poor as you're making it out to be, you don't need to be spending $60 on some NBA streaming site, video game, toys, Hentai movie collection, shoes, etc.
what am i supposed to do about us being poor? not my fault it's my parent's

[Fresh Kid]

what am i supposed to do about us being poor? not my fault it's my parent's
I feel u jameer, I feel u, hang in there:cry:

[JimmyMcAdocious]

16 blowjobs at $ 3,75 a pop

Legit. You can probably charge $5 if you have nice looking lips.

Any gay stuff you do before 16 doesn't count, anyhow.

[Kblaze8855]

Go to the gigs section of your local craigslist. Some old lady is bound to need work done.

[iamgine]

Nascar

[outbreak]

how do you afford the anime and crap you buy? Go ask neighbours if you can mow their lawn for $10 or something. Does your area have public transport? I got a job at 14 and had to get a bus and train to my job.

[Jameerthefear]

Go to the gigs section of your local craigslist. Some old lady is bound to need work done.

Massage (Madison)
I am looking for a masseuse to come to our house, preferably this evening, (Saturday) and give my girlfriend a great massage. She is a licensed massage therapist (LMT), so it would help if you really know how to give a good massage. I'm treating her to the massage.
Looking for a light to medium touch, and in certain areas, sensual touch massage.
We don't have a table here at the house, so if you have a table that's a plus.

Please be white (sorry, just a preference), HWP. She's picky about who gets to touch her and see her naked.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
i'm gonna look some more... this may take awhile

[Jameerthefear]

how do you afford the anime and crap you buy? Go ask neighbours if you can mow their lawn for $10 or something. Does your area have public transport? I got a job at 14 and had to get a bus and train to my job.
why do people think i have some kind of massive anime collection? i have a couple of manga and that's it...
do you mean betting iamgine?

[outbreak]

why do people think i have some kind of massive anime collection? i have a couple of manga and that's it...
do you mean betting iamgine?
From your other posts I thought you had a collection. I think he was saying you could drive as you said your poor, have you see that south park episode? maybe buy some vagisil.

Do you have any old games or anything? I used to trade those in when I was short on cash

[MetsPackers]

starting to look like selling drugs is your best option. White kids in alabama got nothing to do and definitely want some drugs. Plus your black and in high school so youll make mad sales. Or you could just be a broke ass nigguh aka business as usual...

[B-Low]

Go to the gigs section of your local craigslist. Some old lady is bound to need work done.

With Jameer's luck he'd agree to do a job for some old lady on craigslist and this would be the scene 3 hours later


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