Why are Oreos so good?

[Myth]

These seriously are the GOAT store bought cookies. Not only that, but there are many different types that are pretty much all delicious. Yes, I already shared this in the NBA forum, but felt that Off Court Loungers should feel left out.

Some of my favorites:
Oreos
Double Stuf Oreos
Peanut Butter Oreos
Chocolate Oreos
Fudge Sundae Oreos
Oreo Fudgees
Oreo Fudge Rings
Mini Oreos
Watermelon Oreos
F*ck you Budadiiii
Simply amazing. I didn't even count the cakesters and ice cream variations.

[Jameerthefear]

double stuf is so good. for Halloween i'm going to get a bunch of them :D

[gigantes]

they spike your blood sugar in advance of other little debbie-type crap, and you find yourself hooked by the glycogen spike.

isn't it time you pondered why you eat what you eat...?

dude...?

[TheReal Kendall]

Too sweet!

[christian1923]

With milk :bowdown:

[Myth]

With milk :bowdown:

This guy here. He knows.

[miller-time]

My guess is that it is the sugar. People like that stuff.

[Bucket_Nakedz]

It's the perfect balance of cookie and cream. Double stuff is an abomination. Just like most of the other Oreo variants. Mint was cool at first and tastes good if u hadnt had one in a long ass time. But nothing. Nothing. Nothing ****s with the original

[PieceOfFelt]

double stuf is so good. for Halloween i'm going to get a bunch of them :D

You're chaperoning your son on halloween? Good for you.

[Dresta]

Because they have chemicals in them deliberately made to be as addictive as possible. I was told this by someone who was specifically hired by food companies to find the ideal compounds for this sort of thing. Oreos were the example he gave, but no doubt it is true of many foods.

[Crown&Coke]

overrated

How many people would like oreos without milk??? wouldn't be shit without milk.

knocks them down the top 5, bruh

[Jameerthefear]

Because they have chemicals in them deliberately made to be as addictive as possible. I was told this by someone who was specifically hired by food companies to find the ideal compounds for this sort of thing. Oreos were the example he gave, but no doubt it is true of many foods.
you forreal? if my mom let me i'd be eating those mofos 24/7

[B-Low]

Refrigerated Double Stuffed Oreos might be the greatest cookie product of all time

[ViperVisor]

The Hierarchy of Cookies - Gary Gulman

Cool when that comes up on Pandora, you get to hear the whole 14min bit

[PieceOfFelt]

Because they have chemicals in them deliberately made to be as addictive as possible. I was told this by someone who was specifically hired by food companies to find the ideal compounds for this sort of thing. Oreos were the example he gave, but no doubt it is true of many foods.

What's the name of the chemicals?

[Jameerthefear]

Refrigerated Double Stuffed Oreos might be the greatest cookie product of all time
you can put them in the fridge? :wtf:

[B-Low]

you can put them in the fridge? :wtf:

Do it. Leave them in the fridge overnight, take them out, thank me tomorrow.

[Myth]

Do it. Leave them in the fridge overnight, take them out, thank me tomorrow.

I shall try this. I like candy in the freezer (Kit Kats, Reeses Peanut Butter Cups, etc), so this could be good.

[niko]

Do it. Leave them in the fridge overnight, take them out, thank me tomorrow.
I fear for the younger generation. No one told them this?

[PieceOfFelt]

I shall try this. I like candy in the freezer (Kit Kats, Reeses Peanut Butter Cups, etc), so this could be good.

Here's a little bit of helpful advice take your ketchup, sour cream, and mustard and empty each of them in a separate bowl. Take the bowls and place them in your freezer. You now have a delicious, unlikely dessert. It works wonderfully.

[gigantes]

you forreal? if my mom let me i'd be eating those mofos 24/7
um, didn't you just prove his point...?

[Styles p]

my favorite is the spider flavor
http://simplysenia.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/spider-in-oreo-cookie.jpg

[knickballer]

For around 2 or 3 cookies the nutritional values is around 180 calories and something like 30 carbs... Of course it's going to be ****ing delicious


For me to put a dent in my craving I have to eat around 8 of them dipped in milk. That's why I don't even bother with them.

[HarryCallahan]

They're fvcking gross.

[Jailblazers7]

Because they have chemicals in them deliberately made to be as addictive as possible. I was told this by someone who was specifically hired by food companies to find the ideal compounds for this sort of thing. Oreos were the example he gave, but no doubt it is true of many foods.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/17/oreos-more-addictive-than-cocaine_n_4118194.html

[Myth]

my favorite is the spider flavor
http://simplysenia.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/spider-in-oreo-cookie.jpg

Looks like they got more creative than just adding orange for this year's Halloween Oreos :applause:

[LJJ]

Here's a little bit of helpful advice take your ketchup, sour cream, and mustard and empty each of them in a separate bowl. Take the bowls and place them in your freezer. You now have a delicious, unlikely dessert. It works wonderfully.

What the ****?

[treadster]

Here's a little bit of helpful advice take your ketchup, sour cream, and mustard and empty each of them in a separate bowl. Take the bowls and place them in your freezer. You now have a delicious, unlikely dessert. It works wonderfully.
Wonderfully bad or wonderfully good?

[Myth]

Here's a little bit of helpful advice take your ketchup, sour cream, and mustard and empty each of them in a separate bowl. Take the bowls and place them in your freezer. You now have a delicious, unlikely dessert. It works wonderfully.

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111114407/3304878-7832051047-admir.jpg

[Myth]

Oreo has 2 new flavors:
Cookie Dough
Marshmallow Crispy

Cookie Dough is a giant disappointment. How do you mess this up? It doesn't taste like cookie dough, it is closer to a mocha flavor.

Marshmallow Crispy = :bowdown: Hugely pleasant surprise. Has a picture of a rice crispy treat and that is very accurate to the taste.

[niko]

What's the name of the chemicals?
Dresta, Heroin is ok in moderation but watch out for those oreos...

The chemical is called SUGAR btw.

[Smoke117]

Watermelon oreos? :biggums:

[no pun intended]

you gotta do this, op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwxA1dZcLU8

[Myth]

you gotta do this, op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwxA1dZcLU8

I had to skip from spot to spot in the video. Those guys were annoying as shit.

[KingBeasley08]

Oreos are some of the tastiest junk foods of all time

[HardwoodLegend]

Never been a fan at all, thankfully.

One less vice.

[MavsSuperFan]

oreos + milk is amazing.

I dont really like oreos by themselves.

But if i dip them in milk and get them alittle soggy (not too soggy) they are amazing.

[HardwoodLegend]

I've never eaten them with milk. Only tried them by themselves, so my opinion could change. But, I'd rather not even potentially expose myself to a new addiction.

[MavsSuperFan]

I've never eaten them with milk. Only tried them by themselves, so my opinion could change. But, I'd rather not even potentially expose myself to a new addiction.
Oh man its a completely different experience.
I dislike them by themselves, but with milk its completely different.

Can you imagine mash potatoes without gravy?
Fries without ketchup?
Plain hotdogs?

You have to try them with milk. Dip them in milk for like 3 seconds and eat them with a sip of milk. The icing and cookie kind of melt and its amazing.
The icing is overly sweet and the cookie compliments it.

[ROCSteady]

Can you imagine mash potatoes without gravy?
Fries without ketchup?
Plain hotdogs?

.

Lol what's funny is I lived most of my life strictly eating mashed potatoes no gravy, fries with no ketchup (didn't even start eating ketchup until like 2-3 years ago), and still only eat plain hotdogs. It's funny those are the three you mentioned. Guess I'm weird like that.

I only started using salad dressing like last year.

I still prefer my mashed potatoes without being drowned in gravy but a little def can taste pretty good. I hate relish and mustard and ketchup is wack on hot dogs. I'll rock some diced onions though

[Im so nba'd out]

these fockers will grow on you http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-r1i5umDzV0g/UoLeheF9QfI/AAAAAAAAEdU/7HUlygI4vl4/s1600/IMG_5721.JPG

[HardwoodLegend]

Can you imagine mash potatoes without gravy?
Fries without ketchup?
Plain hotdogs?

I always eat my fries without ketchup, and some mashed potatoes taste great without gravy as long as they are prepared properly. Plain hotdogs are boring, but I can tolerate them more than a plain Oreo. The point is I simply flat-out dislike Oreos on their own and am not sure how milk would magically transform that. Not saying you're wrong though.

[D-FENS]

You guys are really sleeping on Mrs Fields. Not bad for a store cookie

[Akrazotile]

OP has diabeetus

[niko]

Remember the chocolate frozen ones? Freeze those suckers, shit is heavenly,

[TheMilkyBarKid]

Ive started spreading crunchy peanut butter/nutella on mine before dunking them in milk. Its the perfect munchies treat.

[GOBB]

I dont like oreos with milk. And Double Stuffed is overkill on icing.

[MavsSuperFan]

Lol what's funny is I lived most of my life strictly eating mashed potatoes no gravy, fries with no ketchup (didn't even start eating ketchup until like 2-3 years ago), and still only eat plain hotdogs. It's funny those are the three you mentioned. Guess I'm weird like that.

I only started using salad dressing like last year.

I still prefer my mashed potatoes without being drowned in gravy but a little def can taste pretty good. I hate relish and mustard and ketchup is wack on hot dogs. I'll rock some diced onions though
Onions with hotdogs arent plain :lol

Chicago style hotdogs can be really good.

I find mash potatoes need gravy, and I suppose if they are really good fries, being plain is ok.


I always eat my fries without ketchup, and some mashed potatoes taste great without gravy as long as they are prepared properly. Plain hotdogs are boring, but I can tolerate them more than a plain Oreo. The point is I simply flat-out dislike Oreos on their own and am not sure how milk would magically transform that. Not saying you're wrong though.
I also dislike oreos by themselves.
the cookie part is a little bitter/tasteless and the icing is far too sweet.

Milk helps it dissolve and melt together. It changes the texture and taste greatly.

[highwhey]

I only eat my fries with ranch

But yeah, oreos and milk were meant for each other.

I stay away from oreos though, it's impossible to eat them in moderation.

[K]

Oreos taste like toothpaste.

[LongLiveTheKing]

Oreo cereal, I miss it!

[Myth]

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[oarabbus]

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20100312-tjmacarons-box.jpg


Kind of unfair since these have ice cream but they literally SH1T on Oreos. 10x more delicious than an oreo, I kid you not. They are expensive as fcuk though for how much you get but its worth it to get em once.

[JUDGE WITNESS]

cause its like youre eating out a black girl and having all her *** just marinate in your mouth

[Myth]

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20100312-tjmacarons-box.jpg


Kind of unfair since these have ice cream but they literally SH1T on Oreos. 10x more delicious than an oreo, I kid you not. They are expensive as fcuk though for how much you get but its worth it to get em once.

Those are quite good. I get them at Trader Joe's.

[Myth]

I dont eat mash potatoes with gravy. Mash with butter and salt >>>. Trust me, I'm Irish.

You must be drunk.

[Myth]

Step 1: Remove oreo cream into a bowl
Step 2: Microwave
Step 3: Find something to dip in cream (I recommend strawberries, but even using the oreo cookie itself is good)
Step 4: Enjoy

[kNIOKAS]

Maybe because they have addicting substances in them.

[robert de niro]

how good are they? can the heat get them?

[ArbitraryWater]

how good are they? can the heat get them?

:roll:

[Kungfro]

http://d2x3wmakafwqf5.cloudfront.net/wordpress/wp-content/blogs.dir/61/files/2014/06/tim-hortons-Oreo-Donut1.png

[dude77]

how about those fried oreos I hear about .. been meaning to try them out .. are they good