kobe won't retire until critics say he can play forever

[kennethgriffin]

anyone else feel like if/when kobes 39/40... if the media ranks him 40-50th in the nba and tnt makes another "your retired" commercial even after a solid year of 22-23ppg/5red/4apg.. that kobe will say

"watch this"

and suit up for another 2-3 years.. dropping 20ppg till age 42-43

finally retiring when the media admits he can play at an allstar level for as long as he wants.

i mean seriously. the guy loves a challenge more than michael jordan in virginity betting poker games

http://i41.tinypic.com/eb688z.png

[Mr. Incredible]

Sure, while winning nothing.

[OldSkoolball#52]

kobe won't retire until the nba tests for HGH


Fixed

[CanYouDigIt]

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[branslowski]

Fixed

Ironic fix Mr. LeBron fan, ironic fix...:lol

[Papaya Petee]

Nope youre stupid

next

[Real Men Wear Green]

Will you go away if I say you can post dumb shit forever?

[kennethgriffin]

Fixed

kobe shows absolutely no signs of hgh usage

atleast not since the 1 single year he had any muscle whatsoever back in 2003


kobe has a supremely thin jaw line

his forhead and temples have no growth. infact his head shape is the same as his rookie year

he weighs 205 pounds

and its not like he hasnt battled through injuries and pain his entire life. a guy you should worry about is lebron whom in reality has never been seriously injured and carries around 150 pounds of muscle


i think kobes longevity is more due to eating the right things. working out twice as much as other people. and having millions of dollars worth of machines and doctors to guide him

when you see guys like vince or tmac getting sloppy in their old age. its more due to being fat lazy a**holes than not having needles in their ass's

[OldSkoolball#52]

kobe has a supremely thin jaw line

his forhead and temples have no growth. infact his head shape is the same as his rookie year

he weighs 205 pounds



Do you know who Ryan Braun is?

[kennethgriffin]

Do you know who Ryan Braun is?


a guy who's 5 inches shorter than kobe yet weighs almost more than him

a guy who hit 40+ homeruns with nearly a .600 slugging percentage





a guy who has legs the size of tree trunks while kobe has twiggy chicken legs
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a guy who has a chizzled chest while kobe has absolutely no definition

http://i44.tinypic.com/2i8gf3p.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/15eiwqx.jpg



oh yea.. and a guy whos been tested positive while kobe has never been and is the least likely to fail a test considering his game is built on shooting and when theres much more likely candidates such as lebron, wade, howard


:confusedshrug:

[kennethgriffin]

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[GaryRaymond23]

5/5 star thread, would read again.

[inclinerator]

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:roll: :roll:

[Project018]

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Your love for Kobe is unreal

[dr.hee]

anyone else feel like if/when kobes 39/40... if the media ranks him 40-50th in the nba and tnt makes another "your retired" commercial even after a solid year of 22-23ppg/5red/4apg.. that kobe will say

"watch this"

and suit up for another 2-3 years.. dropping 20ppg till age 42-43

finally retiring when the media admits he can play at an allstar level for as long as he wants.

i mean seriously. the guy loves a challenge more than michael jordan in virginity betting poker games

http://i41.tinypic.com/eb688z.png

That makes a lot of sense. If I'm a multiple NBA All-Star/Champion with a shitload of millions on my bank account, earning my money by playing my favorite children's game, the one thing I'm mostly concerned with is..."the critics". Oh, and stupid shit some lifeless losers projecting my success on themselves say on the internet. Of course, what else? How long my body can handle the NBA schedule? Whether I'm motivated or not? Noooooooo way! It's all about "the critics", and the thoughts of some gay skinny Asians stalking their hero.

:facepalm

[9512]

Kobe will only retire once he's at least 3000 points past Kareem 's scoring record.

[Peteballa]

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[NattyPButter]

I hate the media...2years after he does retire they'll be wanting him back in the league. No point in retiring if u can still play and teach the young guys things on the side.

[AintNoSunshine]

anyone else feel like if/when kobes 39/40... if the media ranks him 40-50th in the nba and tnt makes another "your retired" commercial even after a solid year of 22-23ppg/5red/4apg.. that kobe will say

"watch this"

and suit up for another 2-3 years.. dropping 20ppg till age 42-43

finally retiring when the media admits he can play at an allstar level for as long as he wants.

i mean seriously. the guy loves a challenge more than michael jordan in virginity betting poker games

http://i41.tinypic.com/eb688z.png


I would love that, old azz Kobe dragging the Lakers franchise into the coffin with him:applause: I could see Kobe averaging 16 points on 20 shots a game while the Lakers a frequent visitor at the lottery

[kennethgriffin]

I would love that, old azz Kobe dragging the Lakers franchise into the coffin with him:applause: I could see Kobe averaging 16 points on 20 shots a game while the Lakers a frequent visitor at the lottery

so you're saying he'd only be 2 shots under 50% shooting at 43 years old


that aint bad

[AintNoSunshine]

so you're saying he'd only be 2 shots under 50% shooting at 43 years old


that aint bad


Let me see in my crystal ball...

He's given 8 foul shots a game and he makes 6 of them. And 1 three a game out of 4 tries. So he's making 4-5 shots out of 16

Let me know if there's anything else you'd like to know about kobe in the future

[kennethgriffin]

Let me see in my crystal ball...

He's given 8 foul shots a game and he makes 6 of them. And 1 three a game out of 4 tries. So he's making 4-5 shots out of 16

Let me know if there's anything else you'd like to know about kobe in the future


now its 16 shots? i thought it was 20


umm.. how soon before kobe breaks your heart again?

[cos88]

i kinda miss tha old ballhog, the nba without the nr 1. rapist is kinda sad :cry:

[AussieG]

That makes a lot of sense. If I'm a multiple NBA All-Star/Champion with a shitload of millions on my bank account, earning my money by playing my favorite children's game, the one thing I'm mostly concerned with is..."the critics". Oh, and stupid shit some lifeless losers projecting my success on themselves say on the internet. Of course, what else? How long my body can handle the NBA schedule? Whether I'm motivated or not? Noooooooo way! It's all about "the critics", and the thoughts of some gay skinny Asians stalking their hero.

:facepalm
:lol

[kennethgriffin]

That makes a lot of sense. If I'm a multiple NBA All-Star/Champion with a shitload of millions on my bank account, earning my money by playing my favorite children's game, the one thing I'm mostly concerned with is..."the critics". Oh, and stupid shit some lifeless losers projecting my success on themselves say on the internet. Of course, what else? How long my body can handle the NBA schedule? Whether I'm motivated or not? Noooooooo way! It's all about "the critics", and the thoughts of some gay skinny Asians stalking their hero.

:facepalm




:lol



wait.. someone actually found that post funny?

because kobe already said he would retire after the 2013-14 season ( leaving the team to dwight )

then after the achilles injury he said the critics predicting he was finished made him change his mind and extend his career 4-5 years

so i thought it was already common knowledge that kobe does get highly motivated by media criticism


and if not because of that obvious example. any real fan of basketball would have seen the kobe/shaq drama start when critics said he couldnt win without shaq

and then theres the whole "not bad for the 7th ranked player" comment from last year after a big game ( referring to the espn 2012-13 rankings )

then the twitter thing of 1225 ( referring to the espn rankings of lakers being 12th in the west and kobe being 25th

i think kobe takes the media and any doubters very seriously


i don't understand why kobe would still be playing right without that extra motivation now considering his career is already set in the top 10 all time

he's already done enough. hes sticking around to troll the media

:lol

[Akrazotile]

anyone else feel like if/when kobes 39/40... if the media ranks him 40-50th in the nba and tnt makes another "your retired" commercial even after a solid year of 22-23ppg/5red/4apg.. that kobe will say

"watch this"

and suit up for another 2-3 years.. dropping 20ppg till age 42-43

finally retiring when the media admits he can play at an allstar level for as long as he wants.

i mean seriously. the guy loves a challenge more than michael jordan in virginity betting poker games

http://i41.tinypic.com/eb688z.png


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Akrazotile]

Originally Posted by kennethgriffin
kobe won't retire until the nba tests for HGH


Fixed

:lebronamazed:

Oh shit!

NAILED it!

[dhsilv]

kobe shows absolutely no signs of hgh usage

atleast not since the 1 single year he had any muscle whatsoever back in 2003


kobe has a supremely thin jaw line

his forhead and temples have no growth. infact his head shape is the same as his rookie year

he weighs 205 pounds

and its not like he hasnt battled through injuries and pain his entire life. a guy you should worry about is lebron whom in reality has never been seriously injured and carries around 150 pounds of muscle


i think kobes longevity is more due to eating the right things. working out twice as much as other people. and having millions of dollars worth of machines and doctors to guide him

when you see guys like vince or tmac getting sloppy in their old age. its more due to being fat lazy a**holes than not having needles in their ass's

And blood doping and germany....

[Goofsta Knicca]

He's done part way through dis season or after da season.

Da Kobester... once he finds peace with himself n calls it quits...


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[AintNoSunshine]

I would love that, old azz Kobe dragging the Lakers franchise into the coffin with him:applause: I could see Kobe averaging 16 points on 20 shots a game while the Lakers a frequent visitor at the lottery


Wow was I a prophet or what?

Except chuckBe is even slightly worse than I could foresee

[Mr Feeny]

anyone else feel like if/when kobes 39/40... if the media ranks him 40-50th in the nba and tnt makes another "your retired" commercial even after a solid year of 22-23ppg/5red/4apg.. that kobe will say

"watch this"

and suit up for another 2-3 years.. dropping 20ppg till age 42-43

finally retiring when the media admits he can play at an allstar level for as long as he wants.

i mean seriously. the guy loves a challenge more than michael jordan in virginity betting poker games

http://i41.tinypic.com/eb688z.png

LOL at Kobe averaging 23 ppg at age 39 like Jordan:roll:

[Mr Feeny]

I would love that, old azz Kobe dragging the Lakers franchise into the coffin with him:applause: I could see Kobe averaging 16 points on 20 shots a game while the Lakers a frequent visitor at the lottery

NAILED IT :banana: