Just cheated on my diet. FUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Budadiiii]

Just found out my girlfriend cooked my eggs with canola oil instead of extra virgin olive oil. She even knew we had coconut oil in the pantry but was too lazy to open it up. Coconut oil not great for eggs but canola oil is bad news guys.

Should I break it off with her? She seems unfazed even though she just ruined 16 straight months of 100% clean diet (excluding sunday's) and potentially my life

ultra pissed guys

[Out_In_Utah]

I accidentally fried my eggs on a cinnamon roll with 2 pieces of bacon and chocolate sauce.

[Budadiiii]

I accidentally fried my eggs on a cinnamon roll with 2 pieces of bacon and chocolate sauce.
Have you ever put nutella on your girl/boyfriend's asshole and then eat it?

[Out_In_Utah]

Have you ever put nutella on your girl/boyfriend's asshole and then eat it?

Not yet. How did you like it?

[DeuceWallaces]

I'm guessing you can survive a day without eating some dick. It'll be OK.

[Budadiiii]

Not yet. How did you like it?
lol bro you're missing out. Its awesome stuff. Gotta try it sometime man

The sugar rush i get from the nutella and the fact that its coming from an asshole is a feeling like no other.

How are the ladies(or guys) in Utah bro?

[Jameerthefear]

i thought you were gay...

[kNicKz]

OP posted this because he wants you to think he has a girlfriend

:yaohappy:

[Budadiiii]

OP posted this because he wants you to think he has a girlfriend

:yaohappy:
Oh shit..... you caught me man

haha now im embarrassed..

You're smart bro. Its impossible to fool guys like you lol

[Jameerthefear]

budadiii you're supposed to be gay :no:

[Budadiiii]

budadiii you're supposed to be gay :no:
Find me the quote that says im supposed to be gay. I was probably on crack cocaine when I made that satirical post. ScreenShot it so I can judge my work

[CelticBaller]

**** her in the ass.

[Budadiiii]

**** her in the ass.
LMAO!! I like the way you think man!

Just hypothetically repped you

[QuebecBaller]

One meal with the bad oil and your life is potentially ruined?

Hang yourself

[alenleomessi]

so nutella is part of your diet? interesting..

[Jameerthefear]

Find me the quote that says im supposed to be gay. I was probably on crack cocaine when I made that satirical post. ScreenShot it so I can judge my work
http://i.imgur.com/lrT4vYd.png

[Budadiiii]

so nutella is part of your diet? interesting..
I have one cheat day a week... have you tried it on your girl(or boy)s ass?

You rub the nutella on her ass cheeks and lick it up. Girls love it.... they love getting their ass licked in a friendly manner... it eventually leads to other things but If you're single go up to a guy you think is cute and ask if you can rub nutella on his ass and lick it off.

At the very least it will break the ice.. you have nothing to lose

[CarlosBoozer]

Just talk to her about how important your diet is, then f*ck her in the ass.

[niko]

I have one cheat day a week... have you tried it on your girl(or boy)s ass?

You rub the nutella on her ass cheeks and lick it up. Girls love it.... they love getting their ass licked in a friendly manner... it eventually leads to other things but If you're single go up to a guy you think is cute and ask if you can rub nutella on his ass and lick it off.

At the very least it will break the ice.. you have nothing to lose
So you eat something brown that looks like shit off a person's ass. :lol Yeah, ok. Sounds sexy.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

With a cold stern voice look her straight in the eyes cup her chin and say in the coldest way.


I chose you for a fukkong reason. That reason being your capacity to compliment my life. If you can not follow basic protocol and cook my meals in exactly the way I want to then you can get lost like the slurry incompetent chicks that can't hold down a winner like me. Understood?

Proceed to bend her over your knee, spank her 100 times, extract an apology and demand she say SIR I WILL COOK YOUR EGGS IN EXACTKY THE MAKNER YOU REQUESTED.

Afterwards you tell her talk is cheap and prove it with your actions, then fukk her good and show a bit of affection. Her reward for cooking those eggs perfectly is her chance to graduate to lunch...

[Miss Bella]

You should ground her, that'll teach her.

[ukballer]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/1068b9fd5518940b14ccef6305b710d1/tumblr_mrzhz7LVMG1rnjfjfo1_400.gif

Through a table or something.

[bluechox2]

extra virgins gonna kill you faster

[Lebowsky]

Just for the record, extra virgin olive oil is not meant for frying. It's not the best option and it's also quite the waste. Regular olive oil is a much better choice for frying eggs.

[creepingdeath]

Just for the record, extra virgin olive oil is not meant for frying. It's not the best option and it's also quite the waste. Regular olive oil is a much better choice for frying eggs.
If you're cooking with extreme heat: coconut oil >>>

[alenleomessi]

I have one cheat day a week... have you tried it on your girl(or boy)s ass?

You rub the nutella on her ass cheeks and lick it up. Girls love it.... they love getting their ass licked in a friendly manner... it eventually leads to other things but If you're single go up to a guy you think is cute and ask if you can rub nutella on his ass and lick it off.

At the very least it will break the ice.. you have nothing to lose
seems quite the risk since you know there is something else the same color...

[Burgz V2]

Not yet. How did you like it?

LMAOOOOO