Dwight Howard as per the Urban dictionary:

[Mr. Jabbar]

"1. Dwight Howard
An event where one dude acts like such an ass that he immediately replaces Lebron James as the biggest ****** on Earth.
Dude 1: Wait a minute, this guy signed a two-year extension, then had his coach and the team GM fired, demanded a trade, and refused to go to any team but the Lakers to ensure that his team could not negotiate a fair trade?

Dude 2: Yes, and he wears fake prescription eyeglasses with the lenses popped out because Lebron and Wade do it.

Dude 1: Man I thought Lebron was a giant ****** but this Dwight Howard really takes the cake."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dwight%20howard

[pnyozzzoo]

seems like your kobe troll ready to get butt Eff tomorrow. Rockets by 30.:lol

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Lol did you put that on there?

[Mr. Jabbar]

Lol did you put that on there?

wish i had, someone commented it on kobes twitter, stalking kobe yields good material

[Mr. Jabbar]

look at definition #3 in that link too:

"3. Dwight Howard
to be 6'11" and dunk like you're only 6'6"
man that dwight howard dunks like he's not 6'11"!@

[RoundMoundOfReb]

definition 2 -

2. Dwight Howard
One seriously awesome basketball player. Often eats babies before each game because he's that manly.
I wish I was as cool as Dwight Howard.

[Mr. Jabbar]

definition 2 -

2. Dwight Howard
One seriously awesome basketball player. Often eats babies before each game because he's that manly.
I wish I was as cool as Dwight Howard.


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5. Dwight Howard
When you block someone's attempt to throw something,shoot a basket,or anything like that.Based off of Dwight Howard's amazing and often times humiliating (for the other guy) defense.
Bro A:"Toss me a soda,bro."

Bro B:"Comin' right up." *tosses a can of Dr. Pepper to Bro A*

Bro C.*Smacks it out of the air* "Dwight Howard!"

Bros A and B: *Surprised*

[RoundMoundOfReb]

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5. Dwight Howard
When you block someone's attempt to throw something,shoot a basket,or anything like that.Based off of Dwight Howard's amazing and often times humiliating (for the other guy) defense.
Bro A:"Toss me a soda,bro."

Bro B:"Comin' right up." *tosses a can of Dr. Pepper to Bro A*

Bro C.*Smacks it out of the air* "Dwight Howard!"

Bros A and B: *Surprised*
:roll:

[Out_In_Utah]

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5. Dwight Howard
When you block someone's attempt to throw something,shoot a basket,or anything like that.Based off of Dwight Howard's amazing and often times humiliating (for the other guy) defense.
Bro A:"Toss me a soda,bro."

Bro B:"Comin' right up." *tosses a can of Dr. Pepper to Bro A*

Bro C.*Smacks it out of the air* "Dwight Howard!"

Bros A and B: *Surprised*

Sounds more like Mutombo :no:

[Genaro]

He said last year that he really need glasses.

[Mr. Jabbar]

Sounds more like Mutombo :no:

i agree, its funny how they word that conversation tho :oldlol: , in reality, dr. pepper would be smacked to the stands and bro B would regain possession of the beverage

[Trentknicks]

Time for all the Lakers fans to grow a pair and get over it, bit old. . .

[RoundMoundOfReb]

i agree, its funny how they word that conversation tho :oldlol: , in reality, dr. pepper would be smacked to the stands and bro B would regain possession of the beverage
:lol

Too bad it won't let me rep you again

[tomtucker]

dwight howard ****** basketball trade lebron lakers magic orlando los angeles nba ass




:eek: .........:applause:

[cos88]

1. Kobe Bryant-ed
A expresion that someone uses when they raped or try to rape another person, animal or bacteria.



Dude nr 1: Man, i was so drunk last night that i almost kobe bryant-ed Mr. Jabar's mom, but she smelled like shit so i stoped.
Dude nr 2: I know man she is a nasty stinky whore just like her son, isn't she? i am glad you didn't kobe bryant-ed that cow.

[I<3NBA]

1. Kobe Bryant-ed
A expresion that someone uses when they raped or try to rape another person, animal or bacteria.



Dude nr 1: Man, i was so drunk last night that i almost kobe bryant-ed Mr. Jabar's mom, but she smelled like shit so i stoped.
Dude nr 2: I know man she is a nasty stinky whore just like her son, isn't she? i am glad you didn't kobe bryant-ed that cow.
:lol :lol :lol

[Mr. Jabbar]

1. Kobe Bryant-ed
A expresion that someone uses when they raped or try to rape another person, animal or bacteria.



Dude nr 1: Man, i was so drunk last night that i almost kobe bryant-ed Mr. Jabar's mom, but she smelled like shit so i stoped.
Dude nr 2: I know man she is a nasty stinky whore just like her son, isn't she? i am glad you didn't kobe bryant-ed that cow.

ok, good one

[OldSkoolball#52]

.
Dude 1: Wait a minute, this guy signed a two-year extension, then had his coach and the team GM fired, demanded a trade, and refused to go to any team but the Lakers to ensure that his team could not negotiate a fair trade?



Didnt Kobe try to dwight howard himself to the Bulls after his third straight season of failure during his prime?

[Mr. Jabbar]

Didnt Kobe try to dwight howard himself to the Bulls after his third straight season of failure during his prime?

he was never leaving, he just faked a dwight howard to wake up management and it worked.

[Bandito]

1. Kobe Bryant-ed
A expresion that someone uses when they raped or try to rape another person, animal or bacteria.



Dude nr 1: Man, i was so drunk last night that i almost kobe bryant-ed Mr. Jabar's mom, but she smelled like shit so i stoped.
Dude nr 2: I know man she is a nasty stinky whore just like her son, isn't she? i am glad you didn't kobe bryant-ed that cow.
Why are you bringing Kobe to a Dwight thread. You're not even a Dwight fan.

[Mr. Jabbar]

"1. Lebron James
The act of joining the best people on certain profession/area of expertise after failing on your own.

Dude 1: I'm so thrilled about this new mini market I'm making, I guarantee you there'll be one on every state 3 years from now.

Dude 2: Cool dude, I know you have the talent to make it work!.

-3 year gap-

Dude 2: Sup man, hows your business going?

Dude 1: I work for wall-mart."

[VIntageNOvel]

"1. Lebron James
The act of joining the best people on certain profession/area of expertise after failing on your own.

Dude 1: I'm so thrilled about this new mini market I'm making, I guarantee you there'll be one on every state 3 years from now.

Dude 2: Cool dude, I know you have the talent to make it work!.

-3 year gap-

Dude 2: Sup man, hows your business going?

Dude 1: I work for wall-mart."

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[Clutch]

1. Kobe Bryant-ed
A expresion that someone uses when they raped or try to rape another person, animal or bacteria.



Dude nr 1: Man, i was so drunk last night that i almost kobe bryant-ed Mr. Jabar's mom, but she smelled like shit so i stoped.
Dude nr 2: I know man she is a nasty stinky whore just like her son, isn't she? i am glad you didn't kobe bryant-ed that cow.
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