If Jesus was an NBA player...

[JerryWest]

What would his stats be? :confusedshrug:

[Fallguy20]

Something tells me he would be a dime dropper / show stopper. Kinda Steve Nash-esq, with uber redonkulous passing trying to make his team better while being the floor general.

14 ppg, 3 rpg, 8.7 apg, 0 blks

[fpliii]

What would his stats be? :confusedshrug:

27.4/5.7/5.1 on 56% TS% as a starter.

[Chuckbrook]

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/russell-westbrook-disgusted-with-reporter.jpg

[Levity]

0 steals a game. the boy wouldnt break his daddys commandments.

[Theoo]

113 ppg , 67 rpg , 0.1 apg , 0 tpg , 50 bpg. he well turn gaterade to wine and all players well be drunk as a fk**

[USABall]

Since he is the savior, his buzzer beater conversion rate would be 100%.

Would play injured and never miss a game. Has no problem carrying the team on his back

[JerryWest]

113 ppg , 67 rpg , 0.1 apg , 0 tpg , 50 bpg. he well turn gaterade to wine and all players well be drunk as a fk**
:roll:

[RoundMoundOfReb]

inb4 someone posts ray allen's stats

[USABall]

Jesus would be afraid of flying, would be alien to him

[MavsSuperFan]

Jesus was jewish, he would have owned an NBA team rather than play one one

[KrizMiz]

just to get you a better image of the guy: my granny always told me jesus was 6'7

[CanYouDigIt]

1.2 ppg 0.3 rpg 0.7 apg in the NBA

100 ppg 40 rpg 20 apg in Euroleague

[dunksby]

He would basically be Ricky Rubio, lots of assists and steals. He would also be a poor shooter since he never could get any of his females pregnant.

[Chicago Brawls]

He would play under the name Michael Jordan.

[Derivative]

"Michael Jordan is God in basketball shoes" - Larry Bird

[KyrieTheFuture]

Just look up Ray Allen's career stats

Edit: DAMN I got beat

[Yankstar]

http://www.nba.com/playerfile/kobe_bryant/

[tomtucker]

0 steals a game. the boy wouldnt break his daddys commandments.
:oldlol:

[Teanett]

he'd be the first gay player on an nba roster

[tomtucker]

He would play under the name Michael Jordan.

and get a hell of a tan ?

[CanYouDigIt]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ IZ YO PUNK AZZ BTCH AZZ SAYNG GOD IZ AZN?!?! :mad:

[rustycage]

You guys don't know who the real Jesus (http://hardwoodparoxysm.com/2013/11/04/andre-drummond-is-convinced-that-gigi-datome-is-jesus/) is...

[Nuff Said]

and get a hell of a tan ?
Still believe Jesus was white huh.

[LakersDaBEst]

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/053/9/3/Godbe_Bryant_by_hfs991hfs.png

[tomtucker]

:roll:
Still believe Jesus was white huh.
:roll:

[tomtucker]

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/053/9/3/Godbe_Bryant_by_hfs991hfs.png

thou shall not rape ............??

[Yankstar]

thou shall not rape ............??


thou shall... :roll:

[inclinerator]

he'd put up good stats but still get nailed for it after the game

[MavsSuperFan]

Still believe Jesus was white huh.
Jesus was an from israel/palestine he would probably look like the people who live there now. He would look like an arab.

[bigt]

he'd put up good stats but still get nailed for it after the game

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4074/4814014643_b2e1da67c5_z.jpg

[ralph_i_el]

Jesus was probably like 5'2" he'd be out of the league in a day.

[SyRyanYang]

He would basically be Ricky Rubio, lots of assists and steals. He would also be a poor shooter since he never could get any of his females pregnant.

by same logic we'd think dwight is a great shooter:coleman:

[Psileas]

The real question is if he'd make Bird claim "that was God disguised as Jesus".

[Mayweather]

He would be unreal as an NBA player.

[TimmyDuncan]

He'd suck at BasketBall.
He would be the Michael Jordan of Water polo though

[Eric Cartman]

He would be unreal as an NBA player.

I think he would be the real deal, but would not be godly.

[russwest0]

If Jesus was an NBA player, he wouldn't exist. Just like real life

[inclinerator]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnI6ig3sgz4

[andremiller07]

He would not be very good all his shots would get nailed to the board

[poido123]

He would have the passing skills of Magic, the basketball IQ of bird, the athleticism and ruthlessness of Jordan, the scoring ability of Kobe, and the power and stength of a Shaq. He would have a bit of Lebron James thrown in there to boot :rockon:

[Dictator]

Jesus's signature move would be the water walk.

[CarlosBoozer]

MVP!
Most Valuable Prophet :bowdown:

[AintNoSunshine]

http://www.nba.com/playerfile/ray_allen

[MetsPackers]

- mother would be unable to explain who fathered him
- be friends with even his enemies
- be crucified by those who hated what he stood for
- no killer instinct






http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/vg/image/1340/90/1340904752213.jpg

[I<3NBA]

- mother would be unable to explain who fathered him
- be friends with even his enemies
- be crucified by those who hated what he stood for
- no killer instinct






http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/vg/image/1340/90/1340904752213.jpg
holy fk we have a winner! :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Clifton]

The story of Jesus as told in the Gospels is the greatest comeback story of all time. He would be the type to get pounded in big games but then have a 20 point fourth quarter, force overtime, and then just score every time he touched the ball from that point on.

Or you could take it from the Resurrection onward, through Acts and early Church history until the Middle Ages, which would make him... Magic Johnson. Beats you with his teammates and with a well-deserved smile on his face.

[no pun intended]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zoP1oBONNWU/TNGfpRueHxI/AAAAAAAAANg/54FeOYiNMkY/s1600/nbaelite11cover.png

[alec613]

1.5 ppg , 2.6 rps , 25.9 apg , 0 blks , 0 stls

[PickernRoller]

What would his stats be? :confusedshrug:

81pts per game. So I guess Jesus took over Kobe's body once.

[Micku]

He's already playing. He just goes by the name of Jesus Shuttlesworth.
http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/.element/img/2.0/sect/statscube/players/large/ray_allen.png

He already performed miracles on the court. Didn't you see game 6 of the NBA 2013 Finals? I think that was his most impressive miracle yet.

[DFish24]

He already played and his miracle was saving Lebron's Career with one shot.

[Ancient Legend]

If Jesus was an NBA player he would have:

MJ's fadeaway and hang time.
Kobe's shooting range.
Scottie Pippen's man to man defense.
Michael's perimeter defense.
Magic's passing.
Isiah's Thomas' handles.
LeBron's vertical.
Carmelo's jab step.
Kareem's sky hook.
Hakeem's blocking timing.
Steph Curry's quick release.
Rodman's rebounding ability.
Barkley's reckless abandon.
Tony Parker's speed.
And probably be 6'10-270 lbs.

[LakersDaBEst]

If Jesus was an NBA player he would have:

MJ's fadeaway and hang time.
Kobe's shooting range.
Scottie Pippen's man to man defense.
Michael's perimeter defense.
Magic's passing.
Isiah's Thomas' handles.
Vince Carter vertical.
Carmelo's jab step.
Kareem's sky hook.
Hakeem's blocking timing.
Steph Curry's quick release.
Rodman's rebounding ability.
Barkley's reckless abandon.
Tony Parker's speed.
Shaq's strength in the post
And probably be 6'10-270 lbs.

Fixed

[andgar923]

He would play under the name Michael Jordan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uqQtui0330&list=FLRVLmlXJhDAaEOLFZ4WqTHw&index=176

[reppy]

Christ Returns to NBA (http://www.theonion.com/articles/christ-returns-to-nba,1996/)


After a two-year hiatus, Jesus Christ returned to the NBA last night, taking the court with his former team, the Atlanta Hawks. Christ, who quit the sport in May 1994 to focus on spreading His message of universal love and compassion, made His triumphant return last night against the Bulls, just in time for Easter Sunday.

http://media.theonion.com/images/articles/article/1996/Jesus-Dunking_jpg_250x1000_q85.jpg

:lol