Toronto Mayor, I never said I wanted to eat your *****

[KevinNYC]

Ford then said he never said “I want to eat your *****” to a former female staffer, an allegation contained in the court document.

“I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home,” wow :roll: :roll: :roll: (http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/11/14/rob-ford-launches-legal-action-over-prostitution-and-crack-claims-in-profane-media-scrum/)

[longtime lurker]

Rob Ford is the gift that keeps on giving :roll: :roll: The man could have answered the question 100 different ways and he chose the absolute worst way to answer it

[bdreason]

Check out this ad for Spirit Airlines.



http://www.spirit.com/Default.aspx

[KeylessEntry]

http://i44.tinypic.com/314w0fl.jpg

[KevinNYC]

Video of a reporter's reaction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKt3gn3tzVs

[KevinNYC]

http://www.msnbc.com/the-last-word/watch/mayor-rob-fords-unbelievable-gaffe-63738947876

at about 4 minutes in there is some amazing reactions from reporters.

[red1]

got my vote on lock

[KevinNYC]

I have more than enough to eat at home.....Have you seen my wife's *****? It's like a freakin' extra large Chicago deep dish pizza. No man can finish it.

[gigantes]

I have more than enough to eat at home.....Have you seen my wife's *****? It's like a freakin' extra large Chicago deep dish pizza. No man can finish it.
i'm thinking that one day he had a brainstorm. he'd try some crack or whatever in order to help push him over the top... to finish that deep-dish pizza.

this was a gesture that came from the heart. he had nothing but love for his wife in mind, but since it all backfired he's been an emotional wreck... not really responsible for his words and actions.

so yea... another tragic love story disguised as a political caper. think about it, people.

[KevinNYC]

i'm thinking that one day he had a brainstorm. he'd try some crack or whatever in order to help push him over the top... to finish that deep-dish pizza.

this was a gesture that came from the heart. he had nothing but love for his wife in mind, but since it all backfired he's been an emotional wreck... not really responsible for his words and actions.

so yea... another tragic love story disguised as a political caper. think about it, people.
He wouldn't be the first powerful man to lose it all over his love of pu...pizza.

[East_Stone_Ya]

He wouldn't be the first powerful man to lose it all over his love of pu...pizza.

http://wset.images.worldnow.com/images/19969919_BG1.jpg

[CelticBaller]

Bring Rob Ford to USA. :bowdown:

[Take Your Lumps]

http://i44.tinypic.com/314w0fl.jpg

I mean just look at this piece of work.

Wearing football ties and drinking milk with two hands. Bring him over to the states, he'd fit right in with the tea party. :applause:

[n00bie]

This guy is the definition of "keeping it real". :lol

[rufuspaul]

I love this guy. I am this guy.

[ALBballer]

I admire this guy for not being PC unfortunately you can not be this non-PC. He should have followed the path of other politicians and dodge the question and/or not directly answer the question directly.

[KevinNYC]

If I got my shit together and lost 40 pounds I would be this guy.

Daily Show was awesome on this
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-november-14-2013/cracked?xrs=share_copy

[Geriatric]

Some gems from http://twitchy.com/2013/11/08/the-gif-that-keeps-on-gifing-15-hilarious-must-see-rob-ford-moments/


http://i.imgur.com/h0s0F.gif

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/misc/Rob%20Ford%20Looks%20at%20Food.gif

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/820435754.gif

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/misc/Rob%20Ford%20Dance.gif

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYjvShJCIAEGd5O.jpg

[IcanzIIravor]

Any chance he can follow a great Washington DC tradition and run for mayor in DC? He is wasted in Canada.

[Loneshot]

No way this guy is real. Has to be some government planted distraction.

Imagine Chris Farley was alive to do his bio pic.

[red1]

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/misc/Rob%20Ford%20Looks%20at%20Food.gif
:roll:

[Just2McFly]

got my vote on lock
Rob Ford goes hard in the paint. GOAT mayor.

[red1]

Rob Ford goes hard in the paint. GOAT mayor.
This guy used to come down to rexdale to smoke up before he was ever even elected. One of the few politicians who is comfortable anywhere, I give him dap for that

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Rob Ford keeps it real :applause:

[RoundMoundOfReb]

This guy used to come down to rexdale to smoke up before he was ever even elected. One of the few politicians who is comfortable anywhere, I give him dap for that
:roll: :applause:

[KevinNYC]

:roll: that's entirely too funny to me
How ****ed up do you think he was that day?

[KevinNYC]

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/misc/Rob%20Ford%20Looks%20at%20Food.gif Does anyone know the context for this?

[LJJ]

http://i.imgur.com/sZwzmnZ.gif
http://i.imgur.com/m1akH9X.gif

http://i.imgur.com/zto8hjd.jpg

http://facesofrobford.tumblr.com/

[KevinNYC]

You are the ultimate internet loser.


Yeah, but I only play one on the internet. I understand you're losing your way through life.

[MetsPackers]

GOAT gonna GOAT :confusedshrug:

[artex]

dude is too legit . who cares if he was a former crackhead , least he straight up admits it . nice change in currently relevant political figures imo . called out and told off a buncha people contorting his quotes and draggin his name through the dirt . he retorts with a comment on having enough ***** to eat at home , then walks into his office wearing a jersey that says mayor ford written on the back . the security guards smirk after mayor ford walked out was priceless . :applause:

he probably jumped into his comfy ass chair and bumped some DMX while hitting his pooky after that

[HoopsFanNumero1]

dude is too legit . who cares if he was a former crackhead , least he straight up admits it . nice change in currently relevant political figures imo . called out and told off a buncha people contorting his quotes and draggin his name through the dirt . he retorts with a comment on having enough ***** to eat at home , then walks into his office wearing a jersey that says mayor ford written on the back . the security guards smirk after mayor ford walked out was priceless . :applause:

he probably jumped into his comfy ass chair and bumped some DMX while hitting his pooky after that

Actually he lied about it for months and only admitted it once the police got their hands on the video of him smoking crack.

[artex]

Actually he lied about it for months and only admitted it once the police got their hands on the video of him smoking crack.

:biggums:

all crack aside , i still think hes legit for tellin em off and not resigning .

[KevinNYC]

Actually he lied about it for months and only admitted it once the police got their hands on the video of him smoking crack.

And he said just yesterday he is going to sue the people who said they saw him do cocaine. So the dude is not a truth teller, he was just caught. On Video. Busted.


who cares if he was a former crackhead , least he straight up admits it .
Who said anything about former? It seems like he's a pretty active substance abuser

[longtime lurker]

dude is too legit . who cares if he was a former crackhead , least he straight up admits it . nice change in currently relevant political figures imo . called out and told off a buncha people contorting his quotes and draggin his name through the dirt . he retorts with a comment on having enough ***** to eat at home , then walks into his office wearing a jersey that says mayor ford written on the back . the security guards smirk after mayor ford walked out was priceless . :applause:

he probably jumped into his comfy ass chair and bumped some DMX while hitting his pooky after that

Lol former?

[artex]

damn buncha people kookin it in here .

relax , if you couldnt tell i was just joking .

dont have a heart attack now :facepalm