Revenge: Man Buys House Next To Ex-Wife...LOL

[BRabbiT]

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A Michigan man has reportedly gone to Internet-ready lengths in order to troll his ex-wife with a daily reminder of his feelings towards her.

According to a person claiming to be the ex-wife's daughter, the crazy-wealthy Bloomfield Hills man, identified only as "Alan," allegedly purchased the house next door to his ex, and proceeded to move in with his new girlfriend Tiffany.

He then went a step further and purchased an expensive bronze statue of a middle finger, which he placed on the back porch and aimed at his ex-wife's house.



As if that weren't quite enough passive aggression, Alan ensured the statue was visible 24/7 by shining a spotlight on it after dark.

"Alan and Tiffany are the best neighbors," tweeted Lenka Tuohy, "but ew who does that lololol."

Apparently the statue has had the unintended effect of pissing Tuohy off as well.

"Its hard for me to enjoy my baths now because my fav tub is in my moms bathroom which faces out towards tif and alans house," she wrote, adding a frowny-face emoticon.

When a friend pointed out that Alan's gesture was making him "look like an idiot," Tuohy concurred: "Like lol someone's not over my momma!"

link (http://gawker.com/rich-man-buys-house-next-to-ex-wife-erects-giant-middl-1465406839)




nice:roll:

[ace23]

How does he have that much money and still care about some bitch?

[Jameerthefear]

How does he have that much money and still care about some bitch?
This. This guy is just pitiful.

[bigkingsfan]

How does he have that much money and still care about some bitch?
Probably because she took half of it.

[ace23]

Probably because she took half of it.
:roll: Good point.

[9erempiree]

He is going to be forced to take it down, as it is an eye sore.

[Myth]

He is going to be forced to take it down, as it is an eye sore.

Ah, but the genius of it is that there is a backing that makes it so other neighbors can't see it as well.

[red1]

simultaneously hilarious and pathetic

[TheReal Kendall]

Waste of time and energy.

Just move on with your damn life and be happy.

His girlfriend can't be happy with his obsession unless she just there for the money.

[Myth]

simultaneously hilarious and pathetic

Agreed.

[MavsSuperFan]

Waste of time and energy.

Just move on with your damn life and be happy.

His girlfriend can't be happy with his obsession unless she just there for the money.
just guessing here, but I think he is pissed that she got a huge chunk of his money in the divorce and he also probably has to pay her alimony.

He probably would be able to get over it if he didnt have to write her a huge check every month for nothing.

He is trying to lower her quality of life out of spite.

There is one couple I know, that I think would actually still be friends, if money wasnt involved.

[Myth]

just guessing here, but I think he is pissed that she got a huge chunk of his money in the divorce and he also probably has to pay her alimony.

He probably would be able to get over it if he didnt have to write her a huge check every month for nothing.

He is trying to lower her quality of life out of spite.

There is one couple I know, that I think would actually still be friends, if money wasnt involved.


Good point. I just took a second to think of an ex where things didn't end great. I'm easily over her, but I imagine I would f*cking hate her if every month I had to write her a big check.

[bagelred]

simultaneously hilarious and pathetic

Just pathetic I think.

[TheReal Kendall]

just guessing here, but I think he is pissed that she got a huge chunk of his money in the divorce and he also probably has to pay her alimony.

He probably would be able to get over it if he didnt have to write her a huge check every month for nothing.

He is trying to lower her quality of life out of spite.

There is one couple I know, that I think would actually still be friends, if money wasnt involved.

Even so he's wasting even more money trying to piss her off.

Like they say it's cheaper to keep her.

[hateraid]

:lol maybe i got a twisted sense of humor but I love it!

[ballup]

So much spite, so much cringe, yet so much lols.

[Numero 10]

:oldlol: excellent trolling. buy the house next to the ex, move in with his new chick, and put up the statue.

[HarryCallahan]

just guessing here, but I think he is pissed that she got a huge chunk of his money in the divorce and he also probably has to pay her alimony.

He probably would be able to get over it if he didnt have to write her a huge check every month for nothing.

He is trying to lower her quality of life out of spite.


Yeah, hard to "move on" when you have to write a check for someone every month for no good reason.

I like this guy, he's a champ.

[zoom17]

Humans are so werid:oldlol:

[East_Stone_Ya]

can't believe it :oldlol:

[AI Thornton]

Classic! :roll:

[Meticode]

Obviously the man can't move on, except only to move on next to his ex. Bitter soul.

[Bandito]

If it was me i would've tore down the house and use the property to make a huge middle finger statue, if I was that mad.

[fiddy]

Hes probably laughing his ass off while making her life miserable i like it

[BRabbiT]

How does he have that much money and still care about some bitch?




Alan Markovitz recently moved into the home where the statue was erected, which happens to be next to the home where his ex-wife now lives with her new lover, whom she reportedly had an affair with while being married to Markovitz.

His plan was to get even the ex-wife's new lover, and never meant for the matter be made public.

However, it soon grabbed local attention when the ex-wife's daughter posted a picture of the statue on twitter.

Markovitz owns three strip clubs in Detroit recently wrote a book about his entrepreneurship, which is reportedly being turned into a TV reality series on Cinemax.
link (http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/23985382/man-buys-the-house-next-to-ex-wife-erects-giant-middle-finger-statue)


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[IamRAMBO24]

Cool story, but guess what, I already posted this loser.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=316964

[Theoo]

great thred never forget you made these thred with a new print feature http://insidehoops.com/forum/printthread.php?t=316879

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

why da fuuk did this strip club owner get married in da first place

it baffles me that dis dude has PERSONALLY EMPLOYED tricks and hoz, possibly TAUGHT them how to hustle money out of customers through seducrion and actually thought that somehow someway the woman he put a finger on was somehow different.

talk about bein played.

unless this is a elaborate planned out ruse where he embodies some kind of ironic story

and is he not aware that ignoring is the absolute most brutal thing u can do.

jeez louise


EDIT:

HOly sheet this guys an interesting character
- Son of a holocaust survivor (u listening non-gentiles)
- got shot twice and has a bullet permanently lodged in between jugular AND carotid. whoa.
- fancy cars
- private jet
- racing cars
- used to cater to blue collar workers in Detroit than expanded to higher class guys


Whoa.

[BigTicket]

If he dislikes his ex-wife so much, why would he want to live next to her ?

This guy is just pathetic.

[bagelred]

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Uh, still feel good about liking what this guy did? Yikes....creepy ass cracka......

[Rasheed1]

If he dislikes his ex-wife so much, why would he want to live next to her ?

This guy is just pathetic.

What I was thinking.. and why spend money building that middle finger if he is so over it??

he's still hurting and he wasted good time and money on 'revenge'

[Rasheed1]

HOly sheet this guys an interesting character
- Son of a holocaust survivor (u listening non-gentiles)
- got shot twice and has a bullet permanently lodged in between jugular AND carotid. whoa.
- fancy cars
- private jet
- racing cars
- used to cater to blue collar workers in Detroit than expanded to higher class guys


Whoa.


and his b*tch still left him :facepalm

[MavsSuperFan]

What I was thinking.. and why spend money building that middle finger if he is so over it??

he's still hurting and he wasted good time and money on 'revenge'
Dont know about this guy, maybe he is still in love with his ex, but on a different point lots of dudes have trouble getting over divorces because of alimony payments.

Imagine a bad breakup. Then imagine having to write a check to her every month. Sometimes it worth the effort just knowing you're annoying someone you hate.

Our divorce laws in this country are extremely prejudicial against men.