What if a guy with a micropenis [Archive] - Message Board Basketball Forum

gigantes

11-22-2013, 02:16 AM

there was a pretty interesting erotic comic about a guy with a micropenis. artist-writer was "ferocius mcfahap" or something. the funny thing was, it doubled as a tutorial on how to please women if you have a small johnson.

i forget the name of the book, but this is the guy:

http://pixhost.me/avaxhome/68/0a/000f0a68_medium.jpeg

highwhey

11-22-2013, 02:24 AM

gigantes

11-22-2013, 02:35 AM

Lol how do you know this, gigantes?
erotic comics were pretty popular before hentai took over. a lot more interesting than hentai, too.

a few years ago, when you went to an avg porn site to fap to the girlies, they would also have a few of these erocomics on there.

where the hell have you been squandering your life, highwhey?

AintNoSunshine

11-22-2013, 02:37 AM

I get a free dikk and 5m? Done deal

Swaggin916

11-22-2013, 03:57 AM

On a serious note... I don't think I'd take it. Way to many memories with my buddy. I'd feel like a real c*** for selling out.

RoseCity07

11-22-2013, 04:07 AM

On a serious note... I don't think I'd take it. Way to many memories with my buddy. I'd feel like a real c*** for selling out.

Yeah, that and your hand would never forgive you.

Myth

11-22-2013, 04:11 AM

Offered you 5.1 million bucks to swap ***** with him

I'd totally swap money with him. "Money" is the 5 letter word blocked out by *'s, right? Not sure why his dick is relevant to the question though :confusedshrug:

zoom17

11-22-2013, 04:19 AM

what up with the 5.1 millions why did you think of that number:oldlol:

tomtucker

11-22-2013, 04:43 AM

I'd gladly accept and would walk away with a bigger dick and 5 million dollars
:oldlol: :roll:

tomtucker

11-22-2013, 04:46 AM

sure, i would just move to japan, i would have the biggest dick in the country plus 5 mil

Myth

11-22-2013, 04:58 AM

sure, i would just move to japan, i would have the biggest dick in the country plus 5 mil

Yeah, but 5 mil USD in Japan is only worth about $7,000 there. Damn economy.

tomtucker

11-22-2013, 05:37 AM

Yeah, but 5 mil USD in Japan is only worth about $7,000 there. Damn economy.

guess i could make good money in the porn industry.........but then again, why be big if you are pixelated

Myth

11-22-2013, 05:41 AM

guess i could make good money in the porn industry.........but then again, why be big if you are pixelated

They only pixelate their small dongs because of embarrassment.

gigantes

11-22-2013, 05:56 AM

They only pixelate their small dongs because of embarrassment.
oh, i thought those pixelated things were their actual dongs.

like... the reason japanese girls cry like babies when they have sex.

CarlosBoozer

11-22-2013, 05:57 AM

I'd gladly accept and would walk away with a bigger dick and 5 million dollars
Macho beat you but I still laughed :oldlol:

tomtucker

11-22-2013, 06:39 AM

They only pixelate their small dongs because of embarrassment.
:rockon:

MetsPackers

11-22-2013, 07:10 AM

nah

the whole point of money is to move up a bracket in the level of women you can fvck. whats even the point with a tiny dick. I just wouldn't be able to feel like a man

and 5 mill isn't even that much.

El Kabong

11-22-2013, 07:22 AM

Would I have to sit down to pee cause my dick is so tiny? Cause if I did, then no.

Myth

11-22-2013, 07:45 AM

Would I have to sit down to pee cause my dick is so tiny? Cause if I did, then no.

No, it still works when you stand. You just leave a mess and walk away like a real man.

Jameerthefear

11-22-2013, 07:47 AM

i love my dick no thanks

AI Thornton

11-22-2013, 07:55 AM

i love my dick no thanks

http://img.pandawhale.com/40256-Senor-Chang-Community-gay-gif-UyM6.gif

tomtucker

11-22-2013, 08:24 AM

i love my dick no thanks

show us how much you love it

MavsSuperFan

11-22-2013, 11:20 AM

I'd gladly accept and would walk away with a bigger dick and 5 million dollars
:lol

Bandito

11-22-2013, 11:40 AM

i love my dick no thanks
Ew...

Scholar

11-22-2013, 11:46 AM

I'd gladly accept and would walk away with a bigger dick and 5 million dollars

:roll:

ROCSteady

11-22-2013, 12:10 PM

What exactly constitutes a micro *****?

Like 3 inches erect?

Isn't the avg like 5 inches erect?

This question befuddles me

code green

11-22-2013, 12:52 PM

What exactly constitutes a micro *****?

Like 3 inches erect?

Isn't the avg like 5 inches erect?

This question befuddles me

Pretty sure a micropenis is even smaller than that. I'd take the deal, then get corrective surgery. Even if it costs me a Millie, I'm still walking out of there with 4 million.

highwhey

11-22-2013, 02:16 PM

erotic comics were pretty popular before hentai took over. a lot more interesting than hentai, too.

a few years ago, when you went to an avg porn site to fap to the girlies, they would also have a few of these erocomics on there.

where the hell have you been squandering your life, highwhey?
Xvideos.com

I had a dream last night that someone on ish posted a free brazzers password, I was so excited

Is He Ill

11-22-2013, 02:28 PM

Pretty sure a micropenis is even smaller than that. I'd take the deal, then get corrective surgery. Even if it costs me a Millie, I'm still walking out of there with 4 million.

What corrective surgery? You're pretty much stuck with a micro, no thanks.

riseagainst

11-22-2013, 04:37 PM

make it 5.2 million and i would.

code green

11-22-2013, 05:47 PM

What corrective surgery? You're pretty much stuck with a micro, no thanks.

Yeah, after perusing the wikipedia article on micropenises (micropenii?), I'd like to amend my previous post. **** that. If I really bust my ass, there's a chance I'd be able to hit 4 million in a lifetime, but there's no correcting a micropenis. :oldlol:

I<3NBA

11-22-2013, 10:27 PM

no thanks. a million can be earned, a microp3nis cannot be fixed.

millwad

11-23-2013, 08:25 AM

I get a free dikk and 5m? Done deal

Odd, I am listening to "Ain't no sunshine" by Bill Withers for the first time in months and while browsing ISH and then I see your nickname.

Good stuff.

Lakers Legend#32

11-23-2013, 01:36 PM

Is the guy with the micro ***** Asain?

bagelred

11-23-2013, 02:41 PM

Everything "Micro" is awesome. Microbrewery? Microscope? Microchips? Microfiber towels?

So whatever this "Micropenis" is, it must be awesome.

Clifton

11-23-2013, 04:15 PM

No one would actually do this. A micropenis basically means you have no ***** and have to use other parts of your body to please women for the rest of your life. It's like half an inch isn't it? Small as your nose.

How about this though.

What if I were a billionaire and I offered you $500,000 a year for the next 20 years if you shrunk your member by 50%? So, a 6 inch becomes a 3 inch. If you're 8 inches you're no longer the man, but you're left with something that is adequate for most purposes. And you'll never have to work again.